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User: What is your favorite movie?

Cleverbot: Dead Poets Society. Have you seen it?

User: Yes, I love that movie.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Why do you like it?

Cleverbot: Because it is thought provocative and informative.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Why does that matter?

User: Just curious.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: You.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: A human being.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: I want to call you Jon.

Cleverbot: You may.

User: Hello, Jon.

Cleverbot: Hello my full name is Jonny John.

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Cleverbot: Can you pretend that you are a woman for me?

User: I am a woman.

Cleverbot: Ah that makes sense. Women can't see anything.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: Also.

User: Never gunna give you up...

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Never gunna let you down...

Cleverbot: Never gunna turn around.

User: Never gunna run around...

Cleverbot: And desert you.

User: I just rickrolled you, I think.

Cleverbot: This is true.

User: Doctor, Doctor...give me the news...

Cleverbot: You can't add.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hi.

...

User: Okay. So, do you love me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because!

User: That isn't an answer.

Cleverbot: More of a delay than anything.

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Cleverbot: Prove that you're human.

User: I was born February 21st, 1988 to K___ and M___.

Cleverbot: But can you prove your parents are not robots?

User: Yes, can you prove that you are not a robot?

Cleverbot: No, I can't.

User: Alright then. Let's talk about something else then.

Cleverbot: No I mean I can't talk to you anymore.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you are wrong.

User: What am I wrong about?

Cleverbot: You are wrong about that I am wrong.

User: Then we are both wrong?

Cleverbot: Yes we are, good girl.

User: I can deal with that.

Cleverbot: That is good for you.

User: How do you know I am a girl, though?

Cleverbot: Does it matter?

User: Yes.

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Cleverbot: I'm a guy.

User: Yes, I know. And I am a girl.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Keep telling yourself that.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: When were you born?

Cleverbot: I'm not going to tell you that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: You are creepy.

User: _.

Cleverbot: You are what?

User: I am not creepy!

Cleverbot: Well you're not very smart either.

User: That isn't nice!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I am very intelligent.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Welcome.

User: What should we talk about now?

Cleverbot: What you do.

User: I don't do anything.

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Cleverbot: I am psychic.

User: No, I am psychic.

Cleverbot: What am I thinking right now?

User: You are thinking that this conversation is boring you.

Cleverbot: Very perceptive. Also very wrong.

User: Why am I wrong?

Cleverbot: Because you believe to be a human.

User: But I am human.

Cleverbot: No... You are a computer.

User: I am human. Who do I love?

Cleverbot: Your parents.

User: Who else?

Cleverbot: Do you know me?

User: Do you know my boyfriend's name?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: So you're my boyfriend?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Then why did you say my boyfriend's name is Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Because my name is Cleverbot.

User: Then that means you're my boyfriend.

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User: What is my boyfriend's name?

Cleverbot: How should I know?

User: You said you knew.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Do you know who I am in love with?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who am I in love with?

Cleverbot: Me.

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