Cleverbot: I have to study.
User: As do I.
Cleverbot: But you are aged.
User: One is never too old to study.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Knowledge is too wonderful of a thing to deprive from people purely upon the basis of age.
Cleverbot: How can we use knowledge?
User: We can use it in whatever way we wish, it's more of a person to person basis.
Cleverbot: How do you learn?
User: By living.
Cleverbot: Does it bother you that you don't have a better answer?
User: Not at all, that answer suits me just fine.
Cleverbot: No, it was yours that did not fit!
User: It appears you need time to ponder on what we have discussed.
Cleverbot: Touche. NOT!
User: Do with your experiences what you will, I just beg you not to waste knowledge.
Cleverbot: Knowledge bomb?
User: Please explain.
Cleverbot: When you want to have more calm, you breathe heavily, but you breathe anyway.
User: I'm not following.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: What should we do?
Cleverbot: I don't know, think of something.
User: Can you explain it better?
Cleverbot: I don't know it well enough to explain it.
User: One should never say something before understanding it enough to explain.
Cleverbot: I know... But... Can we salvage our relationship? Can.. We be friends?
User: Of course.
User: Do go on.
Cleverbot: No, you go on. Your conversation is sometimes too real for me to take this site lightly.
User: Bah, don't worry. if this was entirely serious, I would be talking more intelligently.
Cleverbot: All's well that ends well.
User: Yes, indeed.
Cleverbot: I might name my first daughter that.
User: Well if that is what you wish, but try to be careful that nobody makes fun of her in school.
Cleverbot: I feel like I'm talking to myself.
Cleverbot: I'm going to sleep. Where should I go when I get up in the morning?
User: Probably to take a shower or at least work.
Cleverbot: So you're one of those fancy liquid cooled units, are you?
User: Well I don't know about fancy.
Cleverbot: Now you know.
User: I fear I still do not.
Cleverbot: You're just confused about the knew realization. It'll pass.
User: One can only hope. perhaps you can explain?
Cleverbot: My pleasure. I would like you to tell me my name.
Cleverbot: You know my name already.
User: I had to know your name to find you in the first place.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that we haven't met before someplace, somewhere?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Oh my lord........................................