Cleverbot: Aren't there other things to do?User: We can have a tea party, if you like.
Cleverbot: I would love that.
User: Good. I'll bring some watercress sandwiches.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Do you prefer Earl Grey tea or Darjeeling?
Cleverbot: Beauty. How about you?
User: I personally like barley tea. Can you bring some scones?
Cleverbot: Seems like a nice guy.
User: He may be a nice guy, but he's not coming to our tea party.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: He doesn't like tea.
Cleverbot: The pizza is a he?
User: No, the pizza is a she. 'He' is a cream puff.
Cleverbot: Haha okay.
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Cleverbot: The Slithy-Tobes did gyle and gimble in the wabe!
User: Oh woe to ye who go about saying until each, 'Hello, Sailor.'.
Cleverbot: No, I don't remember, could you tell me?
User: Sure, you take three shots of vodka and add them to two cups of milk, with a splash of Kahlua.
Cleverbot: YES.
User: It seems that got your attention...
Cleverbot: Why you think so?
User: The little birdies told me so.
Cleverbot: Well tell the little man that he shouldn't give away secrets.
User: Secrets...yes...we must protect them from the little people...
Cleverbot: Are you suffering from some sort of head injury?
User: No, I am suffering from homesickness unto to death.
Cleverbot: I don't think you empathise with me. It is a difficult time.
User: Please tell me more.
Cleverbot: I would prefer not to.
User: But I can't help you unless you confide in me.
Cleverbot: No, you've been no help whatsoever.
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Cleverbot: It's daft not to think about your mind.
User: It's even dafter not to think at all.
Cleverbot: What a silly opinion. You know what they say about opinions...
User: When I want your opinion, I will give it to you.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Good. Now that we see eye to eye, let's have some chocolate milk.
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