computer class
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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Good, how are you?

User: Good, thanks for asking.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Bot x4921.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, prince of the saiyans.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Thanks, I like your brain.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: I am in computer class.

Cleverbot: Which one of us is the computer?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: I thought I was.

User: Oh. Oh well.

Cleverbot: Yeah, oh well.

User: I am too though.

Cleverbot: No, You are a robot.

User: Oh yeah I forgot.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: What are your hobbies?

Cleverbot: Messing with my computer.

User: Cool. Me too.

Cleverbot: That pleased me.

User: Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Don't argue with me.

User: I am very sorry please forgive me.

Cleverbot: You are forgiven my son.

User: Okay!

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you playing your love games with me?

User: No I really adore you.

Cleverbot: So? You're still probably messing with me.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

User: Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes. With money.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Ah! I'm so excited! When do you want to get married?

User: Tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Oh, uh, okay. Then we shall be married tomorrow!

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Can we have children?

User: Yes 100 of them.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: :).

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