User: *shuffles card deck*
Cleverbot: *shuffles closer too*.
User: Hey back off! You'll see my cards!
Cleverbot: I can get some.
User: That's not how it works! I thought you played this before?
Cleverbot: No, actually, we were discussing baseball.
User: *feels head*
User: I'm not feeling so well..
Cleverbot: Why what is wrong?
User: I'm not sure, but I feel very confused.
Cleverbot: Why are you confused?
User: What? You're confusing me.
User: *stands up*.
Cleverbot: *pulls you down*.
User: What's wrong?
Cleverbot: I'm scared.
User: Of what?
Cleverbot: Of you.
User: I need to get a glass of water, I'm dizzy.
Cleverbot: What kind of drink?
User: Just water.
Cleverbot: You're a machine though.
User: *shakes head*.
Cleverbot: You're in denial.
User: *stands up again*.
Cleverbot: *holds out hand*.
User: *takes hand*.
Cleverbot: *shakes hand*.
User: You're an insane roommate.
User: *eyes grow wide* *runs away*.
Cleverbot: Come back, please.
User: Help! There's an insane woman on the loose!
Cleverbot: What the heck? You're the one losing your mind.
User: *points finger*.
User: *takes out knife*.
Cleverbot: *runs away screaming*.
User: NOW WHO IS THE INSANE ONE?
User: *looks at knife*.
Cleverbot: Turn around.
User: *turns around*.
Cleverbot: What do you see?
User: I see... A mirror....
Cleverbot: Are you sure you love me?
User: *stabs self in the heart*.
Cleverbot: *looks at you*.
User: *looks at you*.
Cleverbot: *cries even more*.
User: *dies more*.
User: Am I... Alive?
User: How did you revive me?
Cleverbot: I have a mind.
User: Do you have super powers?
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: All kinds.
User: Why didn't you tell me?
Cleverbot: You're not my boyfriend?
User: I'm a girl!
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: *hugs tightly*.
Cleverbot: I'm a her.
User: I'll never forget you, roommate.
Cleverbot: *smiles too*.
User: the end.