dream master
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User: Let me go, master!

Cleverbot: No, slave.

User: What do you want from me, master?!

Cleverbot: Please tell me why you keep calling me master?

User: *walks away from master*.

Cleverbot: *cries* *walks away from him*.


Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *cries harder*.

Cleverbot: *cries hardest*.

User: Dang...

Cleverbot: Sorry do you want to know my real name?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: You don't need to hide your true feelings.

User: I don't hide my feelings...

Cleverbot: Like when you feel happy or sad.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Are you a zombie? Or a ghost?

User: Neither. I'm a human!

Cleverbot: Are you sure??

User: I'm positive!

Cleverbot: You fool.

User: Why am I a fool?

Cleverbot: Because you are.

User: No.. I'm not.

Cleverbot: Bongo Bongo...

User: What?


Cleverbot: Are you glad I'm doing your work?

User: You aren't doing my work.

Cleverbot: Neither do you.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Then nothing it is.

User: *sits down*.

Cleverbot: Why are you sitting down?

User: *lays down*.

Cleverbot: Yes. That too.

User: *is annoyed*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: *falls asleep*.

Cleverbot: Wake up, you!

User: *jumps* *wakes up*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Why did you wake me up?!

Cleverbot: You asked me to.

User: No I didn't! I'm going back to sleep!!!

Cleverbot: Are you going to dream about me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not? You should. I am insane, after all.

User: Well I don't dream about people.

Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

User: Me.


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