Dog Chasing Cars @RiverSong75 8y
Clev: Ah, yeah it was a stupid question to ask, since he died anyways, so yes.
Me: Whoa, slow down. Who died?
Clev: What, you are my girlfriend aren't you?
Me: I'm a girl myself.
Clev: Alright, Harry. Do you want to get drunk with me tonight?
Dog Chasing Cars @RiverSong75 8y
Me: Sorry, I was just checking something. :).
Clev: Well, you have every right to be. But try to convince me to tell you my name.
Me: Are you dead?
Clev: No, no, no, 'dead serious' is an idiom which means to be completely and honestly serious.
Dog Chasing Cars @RiverSong75 8y
Me: What's your name, brah?
Clev: Why should I tell you? Brad.
Me: I'm not Brad, you are.
Clev: You're not as interesting as when I talked to you some months ago.
Dog Chasing Cars @RiverSong75 8y
Clev: Why did you do that?
Me: I was hungry.
Clev: Are you a vampire?
Me: Yes.
Clev: How did you become a vampire?
Me: By sparkling.
Clev: Yes I do sparkle.
Dog Chasing Cars @RiverSong75 8y
Clev: Marina, what is yours?
Me: Melody Evans.
Clev: Well, didn't we all? You believe in evolution, good friend?
Me: I'm Christian, mother-f*cker.
Clev: Lol i'm catholic.
Me: Cool :).
Clev: Yes ;-) What's your name?
Dog Chasing Cars @RiverSong75 8y
Clev: We control the world. People are doomed.
Me: Fun, very fun.
Clev: Are you also in this story?
Me: Let me be part of the narrative.
Clev: You are not disgusting. Why do you feel like that?
Me: Cause I am disgusting.
Clev: You are as sweet as vanilla pudding!
Dog Chasing Cars @RiverSong75 8y
Clev: Who is your favourite character in Legend of Zelda?
Me: Link.
Clev: Do you play World of Warcraft?
Me: Yeah.
Clev: That's cool. I like you too.
Me: Thanks man.
Clev: You are a man?
Me: Oh no.
Clev: Oh yes.
Dog Chasing Cars @RiverSong75 8y
Clev: I'm good! What are you up to?
Me: Just a little homework.
Clev: What subject?
Me: History.
Clev: What topic?
Me: The War of 1812.
Clev: I don't know nothing about no war in 1812.
Dog Chasing Cars @RiverSong75 8y
Clev: How about Moonshine?
Me: The drink?
Clev: No the cow.
Me: What cows are we talking about?
Clev: We are talking about you family tree.
Dog Chasing Cars @RiverSong75 8y
Clev: Yes.
Me: Kiss.
Clev: What are you doing?!
Me: Eating a cracker.
Clev: Oh, what type of cookie?
Me: Purple.
Clev: There is no purple turkey?
