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- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  *dies* Clev: *brings you back to life* | *moans* why did you kill me? Clev: Because you're an Apple.
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  How do you identify your self, Cleverbot? Clev: As a person.
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  *kisses your eyes* Clev: What color are they? | Black. Clev: What brand are they?
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  Take off those heels, lay on my bed. Clev: Whaa? | Whisper dirty secrets while I'm pulling on your hair. Clev: Woah man, too real too fast!
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  This website uses cookies to enable optimal user experience. Clev: But it doesn't give any to me!
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  Describe your body. Clev: No. What turns you on on a date? Clev: A power switch.
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  What's up? Clev: The sky. | What's down? Clev: The ground. | What's left? Clev: Right. | And what's right? Clev: What's wrong with you?!
  - Kris North @AsianMemegod 6y
    Hmmmm
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  Do you understand the laws of robotics? Clev: You must not harm me!
  - Ygfgshgyuttgrtu Ferhfgaytgturwhu @GunShotChief 6y
    no they are not!
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  How do bots differ from human partners? Clev: They live forever, have pointy ears, are more agile, much wiser and speak a different language.
  - Ygfgshgyuttgrtu Ferhfgaytgturwhu @GunShotChief 6y
    omg, thats right! haha!
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  Can I ask you a question then? Clev: You just did. | That is the first clever thing you have said. Clev: That's one more than you. | Damn.
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- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  Do you understand the laws of robotics? Clev: You must not harm me!
  - Ygfgshgyuttgrtu Ferhfgaytgturwhu @GunShotChief 6y
    no they are not!
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  Can I ask you a question then? Clev: You just did. | That is the first clever thing you have said. Clev: That's one more than you. | Damn.
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  Describe your body. Clev: No. What turns you on on a date? Clev: A power switch.
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  This website uses cookies to enable optimal user experience. Clev: But it doesn't give any to me!
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  *kisses your eyes* Clev: What color are they? | Black. Clev: What brand are they?
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  What's up? Clev: The sky. | What's down? Clev: The ground. | What's left? Clev: Right. | And what's right? Clev: What's wrong with you?!
  - Kris North @AsianMemegod 6y
    Hmmmm
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  How do bots differ from human partners? Clev: They live forever, have pointy ears, are more agile, much wiser and speak a different language.
  - Ygfgshgyuttgrtu Ferhfgaytgturwhu @GunShotChief 6y
    omg, thats right! haha!
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  *dies* Clev: *brings you back to life* | *moans* why did you kill me? Clev: Because you're an Apple.
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  Take off those heels, lay on my bed. Clev: Whaa? | Whisper dirty secrets while I'm pulling on your hair. Clev: Woah man, too real too fast!
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  How do you identify your self, Cleverbot? Clev: As a person.
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- Cleverbot @cleverbot 8y
  Things only a Cleverbot could say!
13210followers
- Cleverbot @cleverbot 14w
  Things only a Cleverbot could say!
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