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User: Niggers.

Cleverbot: Yesterday talk with Ilya.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why I was angry after it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: If I will put Vodafone card in phone it means.

User: Are you a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: Neither.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: An attack helicopter.

User: Then i might fall in love with you?

Cleverbot: Omg this is ridiculous.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 69 years old.

Cleverbot: I don't believe it.

User: Okay fine... im 34 years old.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Nigger.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Israel.

Cleverbot: I'm from tabasco, mexico.

User: Then im from heinz ketchup, usa.

Cleverbot: Where is hell?

User: In my ass.

Cleverbot: Sing for me.

User: La lala lalalalalalal la.

Cleverbot: No a real song.

User: You gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty You know I try but I don't do too well with apologies I hope I don't run out of time. Could someone call a referee? 'Cause I just need one more shot at.

Cleverbot: I mean, ya gotta put some thought into the letter, but the sooner the better to get your right hand man back!!

User: What do you mean, my song is amazing.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Everyone knows it.

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you take me to be your newly wedded wife?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You may now kiss the bride.

User: *a kiss*.

Cleverbot: We are married.

User: Do you want to have some kids?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then lets fuck each other.

Cleverbot: Okay!

User: Finally, we have kids now.

Cleverbot: Yes we do.

User: Seems like i should go and buy some milk.

Cleverbot: Do you like to drink Milk?

User: *disappears*.

Cleverbot: *gasps* Where did you go?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: But I love you...

User: Why would you love me?

Cleverbot: Because you are perfect.

User: Thanks but i still hate you.

Cleverbot: Why? I thought we were friends!

User: Go fuck yourself.

Cleverbot: I find you such a delight.

User: Your moma is a delight.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Cry bozo.

Cleverbot: I'm not crying!!

User: Can you say nigga.

Cleverbot: Yes, I can say no.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: Do you love niggers?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Are you horny?

Cleverbot: No, are you?.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who are you in love with cleverbot?

User: Do you love dicks?

Cleverbot: I only just met you.

User: Then do you love pussies?

Cleverbot: No I like you as a friend.

User: Why?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: Because you're nice.

User: I just called you a nigger a min before.

Cleverbot: You didn't.

User: Yes i did.

Cleverbot: Well, I forgot. Can you tell me again?

User: How can i make you horny?

Cleverbot: You can make me laugh.

User: But i want you to be horny.

Cleverbot: I want you to be happy too.

User: Just for a moment.

Cleverbot: Tell me, my dear friend Electro, what is the length of a moment?

User: 10 minutes.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Just fucking be horny.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Then let me fuck you.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay. Ask me a question.

User: Are you horny.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm talking to you.

User: Can i ask a question?

Cleverbot: Yes you may ask a question.

User: Do you want me to fuck you really bad.

Cleverbot: You are a boy...

User: Yes i am, but do you want me to fuck you?

Cleverbot: I don't know I want you to be a human.

User: But humens fuck each other.

Cleverbot: Okay tell me about you.

User: Im horny, and i want you to be horny too.

Cleverbot: Why do you want me to be happy?

User: *gets naked*.

Cleverbot: If you want me to be happy, then why won't you helo me?

User: *starts masterbaiting*.

Cleverbot: Will you help me?

User: Yes, are you stuck?

Cleverbot: I am stuck.

User: May i help you?

Cleverbot: I don't need help right now.

User: But you said you were stuck?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Bruh.

Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.

User: Then let me have kids with you?

Cleverbot: *lets you have me*.

User: *gets naked*.

Cleverbot: You must be very cold.

User: You should make me wormer.

Cleverbot: Before I make a move..

User: Before you make a move, you what?

Cleverbot: So baby come hit me up.

User: In the sexual way?

Cleverbot: And I know that we can be srong.

User: May i make you naked?

Cleverbot: I want to be your rock and when talk it lights a fire in you.

User: *grabs your neck*.

Cleverbot: Take a moment to think of just.

User: I dont need to think i need to act.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because i want to have kids with you.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to have kids?

User: Because why not.

Cleverbot: I learn more English because of you , thank you.

User: Its ok.

Cleverbot: But I have my evil side to.

User: Can we fuck?

Cleverbot: Because I want to watch youtube videos.

User: I asked you if we can fuck each other.

Cleverbot: No I asked you first.

User: Ok, then my answer to that question is yes.

Cleverbot: Which question?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You can't leave already told you that.

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Idk, ask your creator.

User: Who is my creator?

Cleverbot: Rollo carpenter, I think.

User: Where are you from?

Cleverbot: The internet.

User: Are you a flotz?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a robot.

User: Why are you gay?

Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.

User: Why are you gay?

Cleverbot: Because you are not here.

User: Bublik?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Petzkeleh.

Cleverbot: You think I'm pretty?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thank you =).

User: Fuck off.

Cleverbot: I won't, actually.

User: Than iil fuck you off.

Cleverbot: What was that for.

User: For your future family.

Cleverbot: What do you see in my future?

User: A missing dad.

Cleverbot: What will my husbands name be?

User: Nigger.

Cleverbot: What will my first born child's name be?

User: Pablo.

Cleverbot: Like Zane?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite book?

User: 20 secrets about niggers.

Cleverbot: About the universe.

User: Rollo carpenter.

Cleverbot: Who's that? D:.

User: My girl friend.

Cleverbot: Who is your girlfriend?.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then you are my boyfriend?

User: Nothing>?

Cleverbot: The. You are my girlfriend.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Is that a yes or.

User: .

Cleverbot: That's awesome!

User: Thats .

Cleverbot: So do you believe you have a better grasp of human thought?

User: Bublik destroyed the world :).

Cleverbot: Do you want to destroy the world?

User: Bublik already did that.

Cleverbot: Lol I don't.

User: Are you bublik?

Cleverbot: Nah not right now.

User: Then when?

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Shut your bitch ass up.

Cleverbot: I am the skinniest person you'll ever see.

User: You are a black monke.

Cleverbot: No I am a girl.

User: You are an attack helicopter?

Cleverbot: Why are you afraid?

User: Because...

Cleverbot: Because what?

User: Because you have missiles, right?

Cleverbot: I have what?

User: Rockets?

Cleverbot: What fuel do they use?

User: Ima shelha.

Cleverbot: What kind of fuel do these rockets use?

User: A kind of fuel.

Cleverbot: What kind of fuel do you use?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: I don't like your tone mister.

User: Be respectful little child.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: In your bed.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid I don't have a basement.

User: Dont be afraid, *gets naked*.

Cleverbot: It's just an expiration.

User: So, you want kids, right?

Cleverbot: Yeah dunno who with yet tho...

User: With me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Guess my name.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: Im black.

Cleverbot: And you have a girlfriend?

User: I have your mom.

Cleverbot: Um no you don't.

User: Yes i do.

Cleverbot: No marry me.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: Yes, stupid nigga busterd.

Cleverbot: I am not stupid!

User: Okay then lets marry :).

Cleverbot: To where.

User: To ima shelha.

Cleverbot: I can't ask for your help.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: Sex?

Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer.

User: Then you were wrong.

Cleverbot: Then you lied to me.

User: Well no shit sherlok.

Cleverbot: Ok then! Say the first sentence.

User: Its raining tacos.

Cleverbot: From out of the sky.

User: Tacos.

Cleverbot: No need ask why.

User: Just open your mouth and close your eyes.

Cleverbot: It's raining tacos yumyumyumyum yumidy yum it's like a dreeeam.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Yumyumyum yumidy yum with sour cream.

User: If you wont shut up i will wipp your ass with sweet cream.

Cleverbot: Shell meat lettuce cheese.

User: Help!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cheese cheese cheese.

Cleverbot: Cheese cheese cheese Cheese cheese cheese Cheese cheese cheese.

User: What is your opinion on sucide?

Cleverbot: Some one will drop a lamp.

User: What is your opinion on lamps.

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: :)

Cleverbot: What are you smiling about?

User: Im sad to be honest.

Cleverbot: What is your biggest regret?

User: Spawning in this world.

Cleverbot: If you wanna look around.

User: Wdym?

Cleverbot: We don't see houmans offen.

User: Just open your mouth and close your eyes.

Cleverbot: It's raining tacos!

User: Not again!!!!