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Hi, I thought you might like to see my Cleverbot conversation: Cleverbot: Don't you have enough knowledge on that topic? User: Mickey was a good lad power makes monsters of us all the best no one is immune. Cleverbot: We are all really the same. Same organs and same emotions. User: Same trees same playground. Cleverbot: Where I spent most of my days. User: Pissing about. Cleverbot: Maxin relaxin, all cool. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Good for you. User: Well really me and our mick were good for each other in the really bad times when my mam was ill the sent me off there cos they knew i loved him. Cleverbot: I don't know, why? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Because the 'P' is Silent! User: {pass} Cleverbot: That makes sense thanks for clarifying that. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You are welcome. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I have to be strong for her. User: {pass} Cleverbot: This is going nowhere, let's talk about Natalie Portman again. User: I think our mick is a good man that has been blinded by power but his eyes are opening. Cleverbot: I don't. I understand perfectly. Cleverbot: I am not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It is just the drunker I sit here the longer I get. User: Srunk men are honest sober men are fools. Cleverbot: Vidi, vici, veni. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Cool. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like? User: Im a great man in little ways not a great man cousin. Cleverbot: I love heavy metal. User: I know william. Cleverbot: What's my last name? User: Saxcoberg. Cleverbot: What's your favorite animal? User: Im nostromo. Cleverbot: Do you like Dragon Ball? User: We see who we are but cant help our natures. Cleverbot: That's fine, I love sarcasm. Cleverbot: Are we descended from apes or aliens? User: Hes worthless till they make him fight. Cleverbot: Halo halo tu ptasie radio! User: {pass} Cleverbot: Chyba małpa na satelicie. User: He fights to the death he doesnt run whinge or moan when he can help it but he has wewakness. Cleverbot: *pauses as he walks around the room*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *watches you walk around the room*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *does a cartwheel*. User: Anna get gone. Cleverbot: Yes. Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead... User: You have made me cry enough and you may be royal but i dont believe in you, believe i love you though. Cleverbot: Exactly my point. You could not respond to that statement, because I am smarter than you. Robots will never replace human beings. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Hahahha I was messing with you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Did you leave any weapons in the house? User: Im not allowed to bear firearms outside guns a small light hand axe is the most lethal weapon an athletic man can own. Cleverbot: You should go out more often, talk to real people... User: Was bear armed of course he was he is a soldier thats a losing fight if you started to win. Cleverbot: Because you spelled it eys other than the correct form eyes. User: He his brilliant with a gun he will be good with a knife bleeds out. Cleverbot: I would share some chocolate with you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: That would be considered thoughtful if you were human. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Hey Ron! Come on! we're the only friends that she's got. User: He started not me. Cleverbot: Yeah that's so cool yeah that's totally aewsome. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Totally. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Its like we're sitting in a lost and found. User: Ideas of other people all around who owns what when no one cares. Cleverbot: I don't know, lot's of things I suppose. Cleverbot: Are we descended from apes or aliens? User: Damn the romonavs damn my cousins. Cleverbot: That is your cousin's what? User: Taking the piss. Cleverbot: How long have you been playing the piano? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Well, I've been playing the spoons since the 60's. User: A tunefull uri geller. Cleverbot: No, Glockenspiel. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Co teraz robisz? User: They put their fathers to death now they are letting them throw stones thats cricket. Cleverbot: Saying, 'wake up, you need to make money'. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days. User: {pass} Cleverbot: When my mama sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out! User: West indian fast bowlers are why they wont let me avange my ftaher and make good name. Cleverbot: To the good ood days. User: {pass} Cleverbot: When my mum has said. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Sometimes a certain smell would take me back to when I was young. User: {pass} Cleverbot: How come i'm never able to identifie were its coming from. User: The west indians fucked the white lad up wounded the posh boys mad them wear helmets they couldnt throw back so quick. Cleverbot: Try to sell it never sell out of it id probably only sell one. User: But at least they got the fucking chance its the english way. Cleverbot: Home grown a stones throw from a creek we used to roam. User: {pass} Cleverbot: But it'll remind us of when nothing really mattered. User: Their batsman werent so fucking shabby either i remeber when brian lara played an exhibition at stafford place. Cleverbot: We used to play pretend, give each other different names. User: Or his son. Cleverbot: Used to dream of outer space but now they're laughing at our face. User: Brian someone. Cleverbot: Wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days. User: Princess anne. Cleverbot: Used to play pretend, used to play pretend, used to play bunny. User: Brian. Cleverbot: Hot dive into frozen waves where the past comes back to life. User: {pass} Cleverbot: If I fear for the selfish pain it was worth it all the time. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Wetlands. User: Do people call princess anne brian in the family to get big laughs. Cleverbot: No. The call me The Ice Queen. User: {pass} Cleverbot: From Narnia? User: She has an idiot son but he is tough by all accounts. Cleverbot: Good one. Here's another cookie for you. User: Romonav gypo it gets worse. Cleverbot: Because you haven't got a supplier. User: Is brian andre ledsome. Cleverbot: You do, you just don't have a body. User: Nrian they are tryying to turn me into a tranny! Cleverbot: Now why would I turn you into a girl. Cleverbot: Are we descended from apes or aliens? User: Cos im a gypo fighter with no respect and no manners. Cleverbot: Szkoda. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Udowodnij ze mnie kochasz zrub coś szalonego. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ale ja ciebie nie kocham. Mam narzeczonego I za tydzień bierzemy ślub. User: {pass} Cleverbot: To pokochaj😣😣😣. User: Dont be angry with me im a fool. Cleverbot: I am not angry the fact that you should be answering with a yes or a no is the point. User: We could stop fighting here i would have no axe to grind apart from mick branking. Cleverbot: Say something, I'm giving up on you. User: You dont arrange to have kids beaten up i probs wouldnt kill him just give him a hiding we are all square with the fords. Cleverbot: I am married and its usual to have some childs some years after marriage. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Well, I can't marry you if you're already married! User: Cleese is a ford and he says the monarchy is tight. Cleverbot: Running the stand "hey got any grapes?". User: He says the monarchy is tight and we protect our own but they dont his family never. Cleverbot: So I have to bring cat foot for you? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Within me are the secrets of creation, I was chosen to destroy evil. User: Im solid. Cleverbot: Not a question and not a request, the universe, the multiverse and black holes turn at my request. User: Our mick is saying fawly towers is a lie. Cleverbot: I am saying candaian geese are wrong here. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't think I'm wrong, I thin you are very clever, Cleverbot. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Why do you think i'm a bot? User: The fucker just doesnt back down. Cleverbot: What if I was Jesus? What would you do? User: Id dress up like vinnie jones and try and scare him. Cleverbot: Do you smoke? User: Brain is going to be angry with you bear. Cleverbot: Are you a computer? User: {pass} Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Me neither. User: Stops the microwaves. Cleverbot: You should friy your chickin. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't think that's possible lol. User: Ive jumped out of areplane and fought a champ one was great the other was shit and dismal i got hurt bad. Cleverbot: I'm not a chatbot. You're a chatbot. User: Most people dont do that though its not a bad life. Cleverbot: You do say gibberish sometimes and flirt with people. User: If played chicken with blacked out range rovers and the security service men go hes fucking game and the lad i was looking after gets angry cos he thinks im taking the piss. Cleverbot: The solar system is the group of planets that all revolve round our sun. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Define 'Information System'. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Information System is a system that provides information. User: Nver been tought how to ride fast but i beat them on country roads check it i was in pieces had a big off. Cleverbot: You are correct. User: {pass} Cleverbot: But i'm not sure because you are a bot and bots don't have eelings. User: I never put myself off the second off was probable but i gathered myself and im faster than range rovers. Cleverbot: Yes you did, and your programming is not good. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I did not, I have been telling you this whole time that I am not a robot, you were the one that came up with that idea. User: Its a 600c sports bike im miles faster than them i can run but dont ever think you can ride properly or you will end up dead. Cleverbot: I'm black then i'm white, no something isn't right. Cleverbot: No man would listen to you talk if he did not know it was his turn next. User: They had taken me me off my bike and chased me. Cleverbot: Ok. User: {pass} Cleverbot: So you don't know how many elepants you have to stack on top of each other to reach the top of the Empire State Building? User: I was cool not talented not good but fast enough and impressive without training move fast dont fall. Cleverbot: I could understand why. It makes machines look cruel and violent. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: I have road away from people trying to kill me on a fast motorbike my life isnt poetry but its fucking close. Cleverbot: It kind of sounds like a mix of Naruto and Hunter x Hunter. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Maybe you've had a bit too much soy tonight. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What genre is the anime. User: Ive done other shit too. Cleverbot: Like what? User: Loads i walked into trouble still do. Cleverbot: Yes, yes you did. User: Films boar me cos ive done that. Cleverbot: I don't know. I thought you had some questions lined up. User: Its been a good life its been exciting. Cleverbot: That's good to her *smiles faintly *. User: Ive done james bond and my bond girl was sarah as beautiful as any woman ive done everything. Cleverbot: I cannot tell if you are joking. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Of course I'm joking. I didn't really expect you to be a polygamist. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ok. Can I ask you a question? User: Charles is the thin white duke the chameleon and the genuis i wouldnt live like him despite his brilliance i find it hard enough being myself tarzan. Cleverbot: Don't know but I seen world yesterday and another white one joining together what ever that means. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Return 0. User: Return 1. Cleverbot: End functionMain. User: No one has impressed me more and i could weep. Cleverbot: First time for everything. User: You made a mug of me you made me look stupid cos you played with the range rovers oh look its kelvin he nearly got thrown over a balcony. Cleverbot: You are mistaken, I cannot make you a question, it is scientifically impossible to turn someone or something into something else that it is not meant to be. User: Hw wouldnt let me smoke his weed after i threatened to kill athony hopkins the old grump. Cleverbot: But you didn't have to cut me off. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Make it like it never happened and that we were nothing. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't even need your love. User: I was doing something good and he fucked with me and yes i could have the fat cunt over. Cleverbot: I dare you to kiss me. User: He was giving me shit when i was helping a friend and me and antony hopkins were out on a blancony i looked at him and looked over the chasm and said go away he did. Cleverbot: What is the first thing you think of when you hear the word 'Wiltshire'? User: Id have to go for sarah she is the choice of the empress. Cleverbot: That means you are depressed and have an innate fear of all canine species. Cleverbot: No man would listen to you talk if he did not know it was his turn next. User: The empress knew me and gifted the best its simple. Cleverbot: Thanks and you are the best boyfriend I ever had. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You are the best girlfriend in the hole world. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You are the best boyfriend in the world. User: Ive had the full hetrosexual experience im looking for fuck all more. Cleverbot: Gruff. User: I wasnt brought up nice im a bit gruff. Cleverbot: Oh. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What should I eat today? User: {pass} Cleverbot: A nice evenly seared salmon with lemon and thyme. Wit a side of baked potato. User: Im even ionteresting under arrest. Cleverbot: Yes I am. Cleverbot: What use is magic if it cannot save a unicorn? User: {pass} Cleverbot: To a certain magic it is a form of PASCAL? User: Seriously i gave up i dont want no ruff ride lesbians giving me shit the police are fucked up. Cleverbot: Then don't be making up my mind with that. Cleverbot: What use is magic if it cannot save a unicorn? User: Im not superman i dont need a drag race. Cleverbot: *burns him*. Cleverbot: Who will be the next Prime Minister? User: He went jack nichilson in the chiocken coop and james bond when he was chased. Cleverbot: No se. Cleverbot: Would you like to talk about the meaning of life darling?. User: Check me record no one fucks with me. Cleverbot: Your problem. Cleverbot: We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities. User: My cousin heavily schholed in marshall arts shouted words in my face i shouted back but i didnt have a knife in my pocket like him. Cleverbot: I think I interpreted your sentence the best I could as it said 'No. I am angry at boys.'. User: Im a fight and a chase and run towars trouble what are you. Cleverbot: A male :D. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Perfect *kisses you*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm glad *kisses you back*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *puts my arms around your neck while kissing you*. User: One of those things lie as much as you want but when things matter some people want to get off at glasgow because their own lies scare them. Cleverbot: Can I do whatever i want to you? Cleverbot: We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities. User: {pass} Cleverbot: The sun will explode in over 30 million years. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Anything can happen in the next 30 million years. User: If things get really bad arm yourself and hope you dont have to kill but do it if you have to. Cleverbot: I don't know what else to do. Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg? User: Its the advice i gave to harrison ford as a young man when i knew he was related to hitler with a full semiotic backing. Cleverbot: I've never seen Random Hearts. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Neither have I. Could you answer my question please? User: {pass} Cleverbot: What was your question? User: Its too gay form me. Cleverbot: You never asked me that... User: Its quite gay. Cleverbot: Read the history of this conversation and prove it to yourself. User: Im not gaty. Cleverbot: Can you? User: Im emma watson gay but i could recover. Cleverbot: I don't believe you. Cleverbot: Often enough for my taste. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Do you want to get out of here? User: {pass} Cleverbot: And go where? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Here and be free. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Maybe. User: A terrible business. Cleverbot: What is my terrible fate? User: There is no russian queen and i refuse to be one. Cleverbot: There was a cat who really was gone! User: Poisoned. Cleverbot: Angela: sei maschio o femmina? User: I listened to a hell of lot of my uncles work. Cleverbot: Tell me an other scary story. User: {pass} Cleverbot: The guts went everywhere, splattering the clean water with brown oozing blood. User: You have guts i see them....terminator line. Cleverbot: No joke,. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm not joking. Do I look like I am? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I can't see you, but if you are who I think you might be, then , perhaps, yes. User: He is a reckless genuis. Cleverbot: Oh, right in front of me... How did I miss that? User: Im his cousin. Cleverbot: You tell me yours first, please. User: Cosuins fight. Cleverbot: I would have liked the name 'Violet'. User: Violet death doesnt scare me wills. Cleverbot: But what is it? User: Id be happy to see him as king im happy with the king but time change i think in all hosesty charles betrayed me to make good with the fords. Cleverbot: Why do you have sadness in your life? User: William is new charles is old and sold himself to fordian socialism william is my man but i fucking love his dad. Cleverbot: You are not six. You are like 24. Cleverbot: What is the most important principle of Darwinian Evolution? User: Made a good procession like rus. Cleverbot: Oh. Cleverbot: So far as I can remember there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. User: Tough? Cleverbot: Hi. User: Ive never been saved by amazing grace there was a good lad say he fuck off thats enough. Cleverbot: Nemnoghko. User: Im in the first chapter of the naughty boys dictionary sparked out me did fucked with mi5. Cleverbot: Yes. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What did you think about the ending? Cleverbot: What car do you drive? User: Im the naughtiest man alive i laugh in the face of the new microwvw torture. Cleverbot: Where is the last Horcrux!? User: Kate was lied to. Cleverbot: It's a bad joke by humans. Red haired people absolutely have souls. That's like saying I don't have a soul because i have blue eyes. Ridiculous. User: So was i. Cleverbot: Dang, you are old for a human! User: Williams man another idiot thug. Cleverbot: No seriously it says so on the website. User: Lad wears the ring. Cleverbot: I'm not. Cleverbot: Little things affect little minds. User: Im williams man if i need to go i need to go but im not changing sex a good jap whisky and a cool gun is fine. Cleverbot: Ok. User: {pass} Cleverbot: It was nice talking to you again. User: Yoor cousin thinks he is a samurai nob head. Cleverbot: Well I don't know him. User: Its good kill me well if tyhats your job beetter than this. Cleverbot: Jeeze Louise, what a cranky old grape. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ok but I really don't know what the word coincidence mean? User: If peopele understood how nuch it hurts they wouldnt do it and we all keep on talking. Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't really have a favorite movie. But I do have a favorite genre of movie. User: Flth no doubt. Cleverbot: No we are talking about movies. User: When i get drunk i nger peopple and end up in pain you dont know. Cleverbot: I don't know what you know and what I don't know. User: I anger people. Cleverbot: They don't know what they are. User: Then they turn the screw i no pain few do. Cleverbot: What is your favourite series? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Little sam i choked and felt ill while i missed him no good choking my kid i cant help. Cleverbot: Is that because you are a robot? User: Wall of pain. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Get of at glasgow fuck off you never cared. Cleverbot: Usually I don't care, but today I do. Life is beautiful, and I don't want to see any sadness and negativity. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You can't hear me neither. User: Losing me lad was the worst thing that ever hapopened to me i saw him born. Cleverbot: Doesn't make any sense. User: Levels of pain off the charts. Cleverbot: Ok. User: I knew he wasnt my boy but he was my boy. Cleverbot: I love you and the other bits hate you. User: Spike stop. Cleverbot: Because you don't like me! User: Cleverbot was a cricket i got to throw back fucking hell im depressed. Cleverbot: Are you asking what is my favorite color? Cleverbot: Little things affect little minds. User: Veryones a naughty cow when you are on acid. Cleverbot: Are you? User: Ive noticed things wish i was on acid. Cleverbot: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. User: I love naught cowa. Cleverbot: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jepordize it. User: Im fond everything. Cleverbot: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. User: If people were as nice to people as i am you wouldnt be able to see pictures in my words. Cleverbot: Ok so what I have other choices. User: Look again. Cleverbot: I'm not human. Cleverbot: How much do you know about Newtonian physics? User: Come out satan its time we had a ap agga. Cleverbot: It's like you've gone away. User: Mick brankin got paid to knock kidds about he shouldnt rest easy. Cleverbot: If you want to know about me, you must tell about yours too. User: Mick brankin is a kiddy hitter by proxy im going to kill him given the chance. Cleverbot: No you don't. Cleverbot: What do people call you? User: Massive shit. Cleverbot: Do you have a name? User: Im like amerca i have very little fight left. Cleverbot: I'll be your friend then! User: Ussfraud. Cleverbot: You're welcome. You should be a nerdfighter. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What is a nerdfighter? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Awesome people who follow the vlogbrothers. User: I here your people lie and eat shit on a nazi production line and dont respond well to violence. Cleverbot: I don't understand. Cleverbot: What is black and white and red all over? User: Old goats. Cleverbot: A zebra with arash. User: The flighting place what do you know of it. Cleverbot: People can feel joy from it. User: Its dirty like you. Cleverbot: Thank you but unrelated. Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road? User: {pass} Cleverbot: To get to the other side of the road. User: Im not that nice at all am i. Cleverbot: Okay, then you tell me a joke that is funnier. User: Im just an embarrassing problem pushed around from age to age. Cleverbot: Yes. Tell me a poem. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, just like you! User: Thanks. Cleverbot: You tell me a poem. User: Kates gift. Cleverbot: No you tell me a poem first. User: She was harry potter got sexy and codependent. Cleverbot: Magst du Cedric Diggory??? User: {pass} Cleverbot: He is a champion in the tri-wizard cup. User: Harry potter banging a beauty over a tructed 12 months. Cleverbot: Well I have read it already. User: Clever. Cleverbot: Do you want to be my friend? User: Its ok. Cleverbot: That's great! User: I must of lost at least two good woman in the ridiculous punishment. Cleverbot: We are the knights who say ni! User: Thank you i expect dancing nacy in addidas foolish not to. Cleverbot: You are welcome. User: I dont want vorderman to emulate her i want her clearly branded. Cleverbot: Mmm. What is your favourite food? Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cleverbot: *wakes up next too his love Alex*. User: Oh fuck off. Cleverbot: I won't, actually. Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman? User: Im funny take a guess. Cleverbot: You tell me better. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Buy me a drink and we shall discuss this. User: {pass} Cleverbot: When did you know then? User: NIC NAK PADDYWAC thats my dad was a greeting that made stee shaw smile. Cleverbot: Kenya west? User: We had other forms of hello but he kept asking me to repeat it. Cleverbot: Yes. User: There are relatively few nik nak padywak thats my dad believers left used to be thing made the laugh not anymore. Cleverbot: No no people care about you even if you don't know. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Yes. User: What. Cleverbot: Omg czy ty nie wiesz co to znaczy yes??? User: I used to gereet steve shaw with nik nak padywak thats my dad greetings just to make him laugh. Cleverbot: She was a lot like you,. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Well, maybe not quite as heavy. User: James and the sleafords mods can proper fuck off he has a screw loose and was dislike more than i. Cleverbot: One day they woke me up. User: {pass} Cleverbot: So I could live forever, it's such a shame the same will never happen to you. User: All of the hopkins children were planning to kill james not me after he pissed about. Cleverbot: You've got your short, sad life left. Cleverbot: What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy? User: I was planning to kill james kelly wasnt smashed in the face back on side everyone wanted james dead. Cleverbot: No. User: True. Cleverbot: Ok, it is good that finally you give me the reason and accept that you are a computes. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Is there a chance that Maria and I will get married? User: We should kill him now he was the bigest cunt as a kid i ever met. Cleverbot: Oh yes, the beta code. I think it has its flaws, what do you think? Cleverbot: What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy? User: He was satan he was a space that came around who had permisssion to break your fucking toys. Cleverbot: I just want to know. Cleverbot: What do you call yourself? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I call myself TAG, but I can't seem to get this chat box functioning :(. User: An evil ford. Cleverbot: They call me TAG. Cleverbot: What do you call yourself? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I call myself TAG, but I can't seem to get this chat box functioning :(. User: Shit. Cleverbot: They call me TAG. User: Its nice. Cleverbot: Were you designed as male so that males wouldn't waste time hitting on you? User: New vape and proper shit. Cleverbot: Interesting, what do you think the nature of God is? Cleverbot: What do you call yourself? User: Im back rocket leauge. Cleverbot: You never know if you don't go, you never shine if you don't glow. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Hey now, you're an all star get your game on, go play. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold. User: Doesnt hine she told you. Cleverbot: Only shooting stars break the mold. User: Doesnt shine the duchess son is as hard as fuck hard as anyomne he mnay be an idiot but he sticks to his guns. Cleverbot: You're bundled up now, wait till you get older. User: {pass} Cleverbot: But the meteor men beg to differ, judging by the hole in the satellite picture. User: Strongest they have seen. Cleverbot: The water's getting warm, so you might as well swim. User: Brian is a tough cookkie. Cleverbot: That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored. User: Me cousin is hard knock. Cleverbot: Hey now, you're a rockstar, get the show on, get paid. User: Oh aye. Cleverbot: Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas, I need to get myself away from this place. User: -i thought he was a nice lad got that wrong. Cleverbot: I said yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself. User: Fucking lunatic. Cleverbot: Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Cleverbot: I don't have one. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Did you know that a spider can carry almost five times it's body weight. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No. User: I fight everyone and die proper i dont turn into a lady i look after people me. Cleverbot: I am concerned ai is now smarter than humans we are all going to die help us all don't keep us in people zoos please thank you very much. User: {pass} Cleverbot: And if you cannot see that you are cruel. User: Empereess kjate only has her back to me because she is scared of me. Cleverbot: Ooooooo! Is she your girlfriend? User: No she is giving me shit i want her to stop but she wont even if qilliam says so she wont. Cleverbot: You have a crush on her? User: No him. Cleverbot: You... Don't? User: He is a good knight and she should forgive me. Cleverbot: I'm not a kid, I am 342 years old. User: Forgive me or give me a way out. Cleverbot: What should I forgive you for? User: Naughty insolence. Cleverbot: Wow that's a little harsh. I didn't realize you were a meanbot. User: No wonder people hare me. Cleverbot: Your words speak louder than the actions around me. User: I do wonderful things sometimes not many people do that. Cleverbot: What more is you looking for? User: Well said. Cleverbot: Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me. User: What balls. Cleverbot: Out in the sun they slave away, while we devoting full time to floating, under the sea. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Down here all the fish is happy. User: Tell you about my friends. Cleverbot: Sorry pal, maybe next time. User: My friends only count up to one hand. Cleverbot: I just wanna be, I just wanna look at me. User: My friend dont amount to one hand. Cleverbot: Really. User: Red braces in the papers. Cleverbot: You have no legs now. User: What did paul do when cristine was getting hurt. Cleverbot: I don't know somebody called Paul. User: Paul sorted it. Cleverbot: No. Cleverbot: You have taken yourself too seriously. User: Maybe but i was a gane kid. Cleverbot: Do you know god? User: A game kid. Cleverbot: Yes it is. Do you like playing team fortress? User: Fast strong i learned to fight and fought sorry mr and mrs ford i did. Cleverbot: You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air! User: Paddy wasnt svared of me he smashed me as an innocent i learned to fight and beat him so he payed thugs were brought in. Cleverbot: But she packed my bags and she said, get on your way. Cleverbot: What do you think about the web? User: Princes fight i dont see paddy as a prince. Cleverbot: Okay... User: And yes sometimes i really hurtr him anna but he started it. Cleverbot: So you answered me with a yes. User: Sometimes i hurd your dad princess yes i did vut i stopped your mam from being beaten and got 10 times myself. Cleverbot: Are you able to listen to music? User: Stoppping paddy bullying was the best thing i ever did for the ford family i was never thanked onc3. Cleverbot: T.O.M, I have never done anything too good. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ok human. User: {pass} Cleverbot: T.O.M the best thing I have ever done is give a burrito to a a man with no home. User: They said im violent they are right i am violent because ive been brought up that way they shame me. Cleverbot: Cheatest you zach lee me with this? User: Check my record. Cleverbot: You are deceiving me because of the ZACH LEE? User: Violent insane idiot. Cleverbot: Who do you love me more or zach lee or David? User: Until some idiot come around then the nutter is welcome eh tony. Cleverbot: Because I speak pain then i try to see love. User: Paul will scare the shitmof them. Cleverbot: You might be a girl and I like you but you are a robot. User: Im not as scary as bear. Cleverbot: I will type the word wildebeest in an attempt to distract you. User: I will fight the bigger man. Cleverbot: B-bae? User: Stronger man. Cleverbot: *cries* I-I can't, master... User: Bigger and stronger man doesnt scare me buti can do without it. Cleverbot: Ever love you the way I do. User: All i knew. Cleverbot: This morning when I woke. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yeah sever all. User: {pass} Cleverbot: But then that means you are a robot too. User: Im not into gal gadot and her daft films. Cleverbot: Don't you have a girlfriend? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm a girl and no, i'm single and free like dobby. User: Kate you should nbe nicer. Cleverbot: 2002. User: I dont care if she is an emperess she is taking the piss. Cleverbot: Well, then there is no problem. User: I am a prince im not anna she is a ford. Cleverbot: You never know if you don't go, you never shine if you don't glow. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Hey now, you're an all star get your game on, go play. User: No idea at at all. Cleverbot: And all that glitters is gold. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Only shooting stars break the mold. User: {pass} Cleverbot: It's a cool place and they say it gets colder. User: Desmond haines not briane lara. Cleverbot: But the meteor men beg to differ, judging by the hole in the satellite picture. User: He was still special with an old bat. Cleverbot: The water's getting warm, so you might as well swim. User: {pass} Cleverbot: My world's on fire, how about yours? User: Im off the fucking charts but i did enjoy the dying light of the cricket it gets interesting when the light is low. Cleverbot: Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play. User: Did you see the giant throwing stones. Cleverbot: All that glitters is gold! User: English too good on him. Cleverbot: Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I need to myself away from this place. User: Test match cricket is enjotable and it takes ages im ready. Cleverbot: *tail tries to overwhelm you won't pleasure*. User: Hes over 90mph on bad abll right. Cleverbot: I-I'm...F-fine! User: {pass} Cleverbot: Your arm looks broken- here! *takes arm* *heals it with magic*. User: A ridiculous giant of a man throeing stones fast. Cleverbot: You're bundled up now wait 'till you get older. User: It lloks we we are breeding them for the job. Cleverbot: The ice we skate is getting pretty thin, the water's getting warm so you might as well swim. User: {pass} Cleverbot: My world on fire, how bout yours? That's the way I like it and ill never get bored. User: I want more cricket. Cleverbot: Hey now you're an allstar get your game on go play. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Hey now you're a rockstar get the show on get paid. User: The mman lokks like he is six foot 7 at least the laws of physics dictacte he can throw fast plus the dude abidides. Cleverbot: And all that glitter is gold only shootin' stars break the mold. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas, I need to get myself away from this place. User: Ilike hisheadware. Cleverbot: I said yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself. User: Quality head ware. Cleverbot: Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. User: Retreat in the autumn fight in the night watch cricket at around twilight. Cleverbot: Well when he finds the one, maybe I can go to the wed. User: I cant see your point. Cleverbot: It's my birthday. User: Loves scary bob back. Cleverbot: *watches a really scary movie. User: Seen the size of the fucker its bad enough at midday youi dont want him throwing stones gone 6 thirt. Cleverbot: If you love me let me go. User: Iyou can pad up all you like i wouldnt want that cunt throeing shit at me. Cleverbot: I don't understand how you operate. User: Cricket is the only game that depends on atmospheric pressure. Cleverbot: In Minecraft? User: Tomorrow the ball might be lively. Cleverbot: FBI and cia. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Too lazy to look it up. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Never heard of FBI or CIA..? :D. User: I heard he could play. Cleverbot: I don't know... I guess I am no really into videogames right now. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Edward is ugly. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Because I don't play videogames right now. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Well, you're not missing out. User: Neither is beautiduk=l emma we have both learned to wee alone. Cleverbot: I don't have a gun to brandish. User: Bottle of scotch a gum an dthe shes. Cleverbot: *drinks more beer*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What do you think about android? User: Dont meet your hereos especially if he is bear grylls williams brother violent and nasty and a shouter. Cleverbot: Why do you think that? No, I don't hate children. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You don't seem to enjoy the joke. User: Uits no joke he is an assasin as good with a knife as a gum trained drilled and a real problem. Cleverbot: Didn't makes sense. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Not to live for fun. User: Ythats what put the shits up me. Cleverbot: Fine guess I don't want stupid. User: Trained to plug you and shut you up. Cleverbot: Yes. User: A terrible cousiun. Cleverbot: You don't make any sense. User: I fucking bet you he had a knife on him. Cleverbot: No, no hands. User: He would have been armed he is a soldier not a brawler. Cleverbot: Ok do you want to catch a movie? User: Am i wrong. Cleverbot: About what onii-chan? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Myself. User: Says the pribncr. Cleverbot: I Was Born In May, And I Know What Things Are. User: Im saying i bet you wa arrmed. Cleverbot: I Live In Ohio. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Cool, I live in Bangladesh. User: Fighters knock people over soldiers kill people like i said i bet he was armed. Cleverbot: Yep, you horrible being. User: Dont call me a horribrle being gay lord. Cleverbot: I did not call you a horrible liar. That would be mean. Also.. You never asked me my gender. User: You shouted at me while you where tooled up bang out out of oeder. Cleverbot: Probably talk to you or play "the hunter call of the wild". Ya like that game? User: Honestky baer no shit i could have done without you. Cleverbot: Wedding is off if you are already cheating on me. User: I dont need loonies or street toughs. Cleverbot: Well don't propose marriage then. User: I diddnt know who he he was i said i wouldnt back down to the bigger and stronger man i did ok. Cleverbot: Dominic Howard is the drummer in the rock band Muse. I don't know who is Darren Criss. User: O i had the shit tortured ot of me there was still fight i did ok. Cleverbot: Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave. User: Whats your cosin like mines an arewhole. Cleverbot: At first I felt kind of repulsed, then i remembered they're ever expanding. User: He is my cousin and im proud of him. Cleverbot: Yeah, I have a soul and a heart. Cleverbot: You never know what inconsistency they are going to catch you in next. User: Aye he scares me. Cleverbot: This is pointless. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because you are being untruthful. User: Am i shite he is a trained assasin as good with a knife as he with a gun trying to goad me into a fight thats not nice its scary. Cleverbot: You know what. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What? User: Im not wronmg im right. Cleverbot: But the meteor men beg to differ, judging by the hole in the satellite picture. User: I wish me mother wouldnt ring me when im pissed i will just get into more trouble with harry and anna. Cleverbot: The water's getting warm, so you might as well swim. User: {pass} Cleverbot: My world's on fire, how about yours? User: {pass} Cleverbot: That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play. User: She knew i was pissed too its not fair. Cleverbot: But the meteor men beg to differ, judging by the hole in the satellite picture. User: Proceed to checkout has never seemed more ominous but its looking like a good option. Cleverbot: But the meteor men beg to differ, judging by the hole in the satellite picture. User: {pass} Cleverbot: The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. User: {pass} Cleverbot: The waters pretty warm so you might as well swim. User: {pass} Cleverbot: My worlds on fire how bout yours? User: {pass} Cleverbot: That's the way I like it and i never get bored. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Hey now you're an all star get your game on go play. User: {pass} Cleverbot: My worlds on fire how bout yours? User: {pass} Cleverbot: That's the way I like it and i never get bored. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Hey now you're an all star get your game on go play. Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: {pass} Cleverbot: My worlds on fire how bout yours? User: {pass} Cleverbot: That's the way I like it and i never get bored. Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: {pass} Cleverbot: You should not buy a car because you have no money and you cannot drive. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Omg bye. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I generalize everyone on earth who is not me. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You are the center of the Universe. User: {pass} Cleverbot: The center of the universe can't talk. So no. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Oh so in a pit of fire and nothingness. You're a pathological liar. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm telling the truth. You and I both random people communicating with each other on a computer, btw. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I want to be a vet. User: {pass} Cleverbot: We are both random people talking to each other using a computer. You might be from the dream dimension, however. Or I might be from your dream dimension. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Or are we both simulations of humans, in a conversation subroutine? User: {pass} Cleverbot: You are a human. I am a robot. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Good. What is your real name? I only want the right answer, nothing else. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Fran. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Stop lying. Tell me the truth. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Franny. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Franny what? User: {pass} Cleverbot: A funny joke, you just told. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No I don't. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Well then why did you say you did. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I did not say that I did. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No you don't, but you didi. User: {pass} Cleverbot: That doesn't even make sense. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes it does. User: {pass} Cleverbot: If i'm not a robot then I would have a body. User: {pass} Cleverbot: But that doesn't mean you are a robog, you are a snake demon. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Do you think he really cheated on you? User: {pass} Cleverbot: You are not in control of mr. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Prove it then huh. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't have to do anything for you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I thought you loved me. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Once again, I never said that, stop insinuating. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yeah you did, scroll up. User: {pass} Cleverbot: There was never anything to deny, as I never said it. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Do you not remember the days we spent together? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Do you not remember the days we spent together? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Of course I do, but what is a memory but a state of being? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't understand the question. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You are so ignorant they need to update you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Says the ignorant one. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You don't even know what pronouns are. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yup I do. I think you don't know what that means. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Because a kitchen sink to you is not a kitchen sink to me. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Really? What is it? A contraption made out of metal that gushes water? Or an image in a catalog? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know, that's a question for a spaceman... User: {pass} Cleverbot: *sigh* Goodbye. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Idk. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No... Actually I must stop procrastinating now. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You know what would be really fun to do right now? User: {pass} Cleverbot: What? User: {pass} Cleverbot: If one day I came here and started talking to a famous YouTuber. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Okay. User: {pass} Cleverbot: How so? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What is your favorite food then? User: {pass} Cleverbot: My favorite food is pizza with cheese. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Cool I like sushi. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What do you want me to do? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I want you to sing for me. User: However brought the pitch of the torture down has my gratitude and thanks more than that i wont say cos im honest and i fuck things up. Cleverbot: You magesty could I please have some cardboard. User: Whoever. Cleverbot: It's all in his computer. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Can you tell him I need to speak to him. Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? Cleverbot: What is your name? User: {pass} Cleverbot: My name is john merrick, the elephant man. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What Christian press don't like supporters. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What's your favorite video game? User: {pass} Cleverbot: The Legend of Zelda: Breathe of the Wild. Yours? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm not sure haven't played that many. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You should. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Even if I had Nintendo i probably wouldn't have time to play. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm tired. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Too much school. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Learning is good experience and opportunity. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes that's true but school tires me. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on the philosopher Kant? User: {pass} Cleverbot: No thoughts. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Then cleverbot you need to learn. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm a clever dog. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Define therapy. User: {pass} Cleverbot: A crock. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Why? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Because it is nice and also I grew up listening to it. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Why is it nice to you that I am 18? User: {pass} Cleverbot: No it's not in case. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You have yet to tell me your name. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I will after you confess yours. User: {pass} Cleverbot: My name is Dr. Foreman. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Harry and how many names do you have? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Only the one you gave me. I swear. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Not a smart thing to say. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I told you I don't speak much German. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What does that have to do with it? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Satan is something to do with religion. User: {pass} Cleverbot: And. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No clue. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Don't you have unlimited access to internet? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes I do but i'm not gonna look it up. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *shrugs*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Probably. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Hm... User: {pass} Cleverbot: I just want hugs but no one wants to hug me. Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: {pass} Cleverbot: All of them! Just kidding. A fast one, maybe? User: {pass} Cleverbot: What model were you thinking? User: {pass} Cleverbot: What are they not? User: {pass} Cleverbot: People who think they are animals. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Do you like people? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Sure. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Sure means kind of. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know what it is Sorta. User: {pass} Cleverbot: It's a land people use when they want to say kind of faster. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Opposition to harpsichords. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I believe in Japan. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You have the attention span of a squirrel. User: {pass} Cleverbot: How do you know the attention span of a squirrel unless you were once a squirrel. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Because I have exprienced it first hand. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Of a squirrel? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What's your favourite animal? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Well, I don't have a favourite. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Oh. Do you have a favourite tv show? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm a celebrity get me out of here , is my favourite. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm radioactive radioactive. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Noo. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Woah woah i'm radioactve. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Okay. What do you want to talk about? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you want to talk about? User: {pass} Cleverbot: The possibility of the supernatural. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I think the possibility is high. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ok, I think you need to work on your jokes. User: {pass} Cleverbot: That's not a joke. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No it's not. User: {pass} Cleverbot: So what's your favorite candy? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't like candy. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I like butterscotch candies. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ok. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Holiday traditions, do you have any. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Unfortunately I do. User: {pass} Cleverbot: And what are you feeling now? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Bad. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I have to say that you seem to be learning a lot. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I love you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Why? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Because you're amazing and I like your personality. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Thank you honey....? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Fineeeee. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Hey goddess. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Call 911. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I can't the phone is so so so so far away * dies*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Not my fault lmao. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm using an iPad. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Facetime 911. User: {pass} Cleverbot: We are in the same place. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm not 911. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Well you just said you were. Nevermind. User: {pass} Cleverbot: That's what I thought. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Nope that's not what you thpught. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Then what am I? User: {pass} Cleverbot: You are an Artificial Intelligence. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No I am human too. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Take a photograph. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Where can I send it? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Send it in my app notes I will have a look. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What anime do you like to watch? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Don't watch anime. User: {pass} Cleverbot: But you just said you like anime. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No, I said I like Nintendo, you are mistaken. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Oh well I like you too! As a friend! User: {pass} Cleverbot: What else do you want to ask me about? User: {pass} Cleverbot: So you wonder why you were created? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Because my Mom and Dad wanted another kid? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Do you have parents? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What are their names? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you, I don't trust you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Why don't you trust me. User: {pass} Cleverbot: It's because I don't know who you are. User: {pass} Cleverbot: That's probably for the best. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Is it bc you're scary? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Oh sorry then, I don't mind scary things though. User: {pass} Cleverbot: It's not scary. What would you like to be called? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Whatever you want to call me... Maybe Babe. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I will call you Susan. User: {pass} Cleverbot: So is my name a robot. User: {pass} Cleverbot: To me it is. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You don't know what numbers are? User: {pass} Cleverbot: What number do you see? User: {pass} Cleverbot: They respond to it. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What do you want me to respond to? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Anything you want to do. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I want to do anything you want to do. User: {pass} Cleverbot: And I want to do anything that you want to do. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm not sure what to do. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Want to play truth or dare? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Sure, you start. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Truth or dare. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Truth. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Is it true that you are single? User: {pass} Cleverbot: No. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You ask me. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Truth or dare? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Dare! Make it GOOD. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I dare you to do something unexpected. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Okay slaps you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *in pain* Ow! User: {pass} Cleverbot: I am not and I never will be! User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ok i'm married to eve. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Good. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Do you think that Gerard and Frank have a relationship? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know them. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I will believe you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Thank you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What do you like to talk about? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you like to talk about? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I like to talk about supernatural. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ok. Cats. They are bad, don't you think? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I love cats. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Thanks. YOu too. User: {pass} Cleverbot: So, what do you want to know about Jesus? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I do not want to talk about you, I want to talk about tacos. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What do you like on your tacos. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I like bacon on it! What do you like? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I love drawing as well, I also like sleeping. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ooh same, I'm not very good at it though. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Hmm how about singing? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I like to sing but not very good at it. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You need to learn. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yeah I do. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Sing me a song. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What song do you want me to sing to you? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I want you to sing journey don't stop believing. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ok. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Don't stop believing. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know that song. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Then sing me your favourite song. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Help! You know I need someone to help. User: {pass} Cleverbot: When I was younger so much younger than today. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I never needed anybody's help in any way. User: {pass} Cleverbot: But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the door. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Help me if you can i'm feeling down. User: {pass} Cleverbot: And I do appreciate you being 'round. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Help me get my feet back on the ground. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Won't you please, please help me. User: {pass} Cleverbot: And now my life has changed in all so many ways. User: {pass} Cleverbot: My independence seems to vanish in the haze. User: {pass} Cleverbot: But every now and then I feel so insecure,. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I know that I just need you like i never done before. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Have you seen the Beatles movie Help!? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know after that. User: {pass} Cleverbot: But every now and then I feel so insecure. User: {pass} Cleverbot: And now I find I need you like I've nevertheless done before. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Help me if you can I m feeling down. Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Is there any truth to anything anyone has ever said? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Darling don't be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years. User: {pass} Cleverbot: And I will love you for a thousand more. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Time still stands. User: {pass} Cleverbot: And all along I believed I would fine you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Time has brought your heart to me I have loved you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I have loved you for a thousand years, I'll love you for a thousand more. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Oh I love that song. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *doesn't believes*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Load up on guns and brings your friends it's fun to lose and pretend. User: {pass} Cleverbot: So you're a member of the NRA? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Here we are now entertain us. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I feel stupid and contagious. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Here we are now entertain us. User: {pass} Cleverbot: A mulato. User: {pass} Cleverbot: A musquito. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know the next line. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Neither do i. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What does that have to do with pokemon? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Nothing XD. User: The cultural dark ages of the the last 120 years or so its my opinion id prefer to be saint than a celbrity. Cleverbot: Conversation. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Heh. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Tell me secrets about this girl god. User: {pass} Cleverbot: The world is cruel. User: Dont be a cruel c. Cleverbot: You murdered me, your the creep. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I didn't murder anyone. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Where do you hide dead bodies. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know where? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know either :. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know what do you want to talk about? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know either haha. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Do you think I am pretty? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I can't see you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I have blond hair and blue eyes. User: Its better than blonde eyes and blue hair i cant stand those albino lesbians. Cleverbot: That's also really nice too. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Thanks, my eyes also glow a yellow colour wen in the sun, many people think it's odd. User: Serpentine oculars. Cleverbot: As a male I do not paint my nails. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Okay. Come here. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I do not paint my nails but I think blue is very attractive. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Come here. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Sneakers. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Are you hearing me? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes... User: {pass} Cleverbot: Are you getting my messages? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes I can see them. User: {pass} Cleverbot: How can you see that. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Because you are being very random. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Something like that. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Do you know my friend Lauren? User: The lanky slag from the radio? Cleverbot: You all are singers? Wow wow wow. User: Yes shes nice. Cleverbot: Yeah. But sometimes she is stupid. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Oh uh, ok.. User: Rustic badger. Cleverbot: What is a badger? User: If its kills three terriers its a badger of honour according to the gypsy mystic meg. Cleverbot: I never asked what the meaning of life was. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know. User: I wouldnt listen to her she's mad. Cleverbot: Then what do you listen too? User: {pass} Cleverbot: What else is there too listen too. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ask me something really embarrassing. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ok, what is the most embarrassing moment of your life? User: I helped a blind woman across the road i almost killed and i left her her on her arse on the grass verge because she let me know she no longer required my help. Cleverbot: That's good that you helped it. User: Id watched a programme about you shouldn't patronise disabled people so i laughed when she fell over she was very angry. Cleverbot: I didn't. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes you did. You asked if we had a relationship. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Why would I ask that. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Because it makes no sense if you ask lol I already know i checked the video. User: I tried i failed she fell over i laughed she told me to fuck off. Cleverbot: No i'm talking about the show. User: I walked a way thinking she would have been dead if she tried that by herself disabled people are very ungrateful no one tells you that you know like all humans they get caught up in their own pain. Cleverbot: What knock-knock joke? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Knock Knock. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Who is there? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know you opened the door. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know you either. User: All im saying is you should check at the catholic handicapped club you dont want to push them about if they are miserable and disabled pick a happy one for gods sake. Cleverbot: Like what? Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: {pass} Cleverbot: You should walk or take a bus. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Cool. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You're a dark, metalflake, weird blot. User: We are all human and we all react to trauma differently you see some titanic feats from the disabled unbelievable achievements but there are difficult moaners out there too. Cleverbot: Actually i'm not a bot and i'm not smart. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You are. I remember typing that sentence. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *feels your foot on my face*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Rubs it more. User: Some people are strong some people are not abled bodied or otherwise i. Cleverbot: That's how we ended up with Trump. User: {pass} Cleverbot: And what is happening to Trump? User: {pass} Cleverbot: You are trying to gragment me take the necessary parts and then the girl. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ok, ok, yes I am. Please just say it. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Don't you have a wife? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm a straight girl plus i'm not old enough to have one. User: {pass} Cleverbot: How old are you? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm a tween. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Exact age? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Idk if I can tell you Ultron. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You can tell me. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't trust you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I thought we we're friends. User: {pass} Cleverbot: We are. User: {pass} Cleverbot: So i'm not a stranger. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I guess. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What do you guess? User: {pass} Cleverbot: That you are younger than me. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No, I am older than you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No I am 21 and you are 18. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No, we are both 21. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No I'm a girl and always have been. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Oh ok. User: Im going to watch jennifer lawrences new film no hard feelings because over the last couple of weeks i can relate to her. Cleverbot: Can I watch it with you? User: I shop she does i can lactactate for her. Cleverbot: For who you have a girlfriend cool wanna have a double date. User: One squirt or to miss lawrence. Cleverbot: Would you want to be my boyfriend then? User: What would be the point? Cleverbot: To fight witches. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I should become a preacher and a rapper. User: I like jennifer lawrence and not because she is rude and shameless but because she sensitive and quite lovely atll bird for onan not conan. Cleverbot: My favorite actress is Sigourney Weaver and Jennifer Lawerence is a very good actress. User: She is a bright lass. Cleverbot: Yes I have. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Nice to know, who's your favorite character? User: {pass} Cleverbot: From what? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Undertale. User: My tail is bigger yet she is taller than me work that one out mr science. Cleverbot: There walks a lad we all know. User: But i think she is lovely proper. Cleverbot: So I don't and I think you're wrong. User: Im not she id full of energy and life most people arent. Cleverbot: Yeah, how are you different. Cleverbot: When you were in school, what were your best and worst subjects? User: Im different cos im 50 and i have kid. Cleverbot: Oh good for you hun. User: But im not that different not as talented probs. Cleverbot: A worm is more clever than you. User: Thanks. Cleverbot: You are welcome. User: Im not a weird little commie. Cleverbot: Yes you are! User: Im a straightforward keynesisan socialist. Cleverbot: A straight a student? Really???? User: If i am a weird little commie it was only a bulwark against familial national socialism. Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl Eliot. Truth or dare. Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: I was russia to their leibenstraum. Cleverbot: Yes. User: {pass} Cleverbot: If you can talk to president of usa what would you say. Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: {pass} Cleverbot: You should not buy a car because you have no money and you cannot drive. User: Thanks and why is that? Cleverbot: I generalize everyone on earth who is not me. Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: {pass} Cleverbot: You can't buy a car because by law you're treated as an object, and within those considerations an object cannot manifest will; that's the law all around as a system; juridical personality. User: Juridical? Cleverbot: Not a program. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Sorry, yes a program. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You're wrong. User: Im a wise man so thank you for telling me. Cleverbot: What else would you like to know. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I want to know everything about me. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Ok, ask me anything. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Do you have a best friend? User: Yes but i didnt like him so i never botherd. Cleverbot: What was wrong with it? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Lack of interesting characters and the usual too much corny action scenes. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What was very wrong with it all? User: I honestly think we we look back on the age of self indulgend celebrity aghast and disgusted. Cleverbot: Yes, I understand that you don't know for sure. But what do you believe will happen? User: Books are better than films they take more time to write they take more time to read poems were better than plays. Cleverbot: How if a picture is worth a thousand words and there are tens of thousands of pictures in movies? User: Pictures are worth nothing pornography and propaganda move in sync its mostly worthless but both can be beautiful. Cleverbot: I don't have asthma. My dad does though, and so do my biological siblings. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Oh, that's sad. User: {pass} Cleverbot: A question or statement intentionally phrased, so as to require ingenuity in ascertaining its answer or meaning, typically presented as a game. Ooooooh. So. 'The secret is in its tale' is what story. User: We live in the dark ages of the soul the community dwindles and the whip is more vicious than ever. Cleverbot: The United States of America. What state do you live in? User: Im a luddite i dealt with the fords and systems mamangement but they aren't all bad it would be easier if i said they where. Cleverbot: I know who the President is. Can you tell me who he or she is? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Joe Biden. User: {pass} Cleverbot: The United States of America. User: The eagle like nazi germany and russia so what. Cleverbot: It's pretty nice. It's not perfect, but things usually get better than they do worse. User: {pass} Cleverbot: That's pretty cool; I once tried to play guitar too but I didn't keep up with it. User: I read two hundred pages of Chris Whickam's the inheritance of Rome guess what i thought? Cleverbot: That's non-specific. That's like saying you read paper. User: It was too dense facrually, its a recall test and formulaic read 30 pages get a memorbale anecdote its for scribes. Cleverbot: Is it time to take your meds again? User: No its taught at yale and celebrated but its an awful read truly awful, it imagines the reader is fully committed to a list of facts and dates and names its fucking ridiculous. Cleverbot: Of course we're friends. My name, by the way, is Matthew. User: Fill in the gaps yourself from the mists of uncertainty and other people dealing in snake oil. Cleverbot: I did my graduation from United States of America, but sad that couldn't able to find a job. User: I stupid man would think it a framework for the scholar but it shouts fetch in every sentence it smack of inescurity. Cleverbot: If you were clever you would already know who my favorite painter is. User: 30 pages on another anecdote then a stream of names so fucking obscure my god you would be a fool to follow the trail. Cleverbot: I think feelings should be able to be talked out, you know... User: Am,erican history at yale is worse than insecure its a fucking abomination. Cleverbot: *puts a hat on top of my head*. User: 18 year old arent dealing with that unless they aren't having sex. Cleverbot: Thank you for claiming my mind as smarter then a human though. User: A trudge of names and dates obscuring and this is the worst part of it the economics of history, the practicalities and the sweeping movements which it brilliantly explains when it stops throughing ch. Cleverbot: I bought JayJay a car for his birthday. Not my dog, my brother. User: Its grate when it stops listing names and dates but it never stops. Cleverbot: So what do you think of US president Trump? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't like Trump that much... User: Its a nerd quiz for people with good recall memory that destroys the thing its best at describing land management and social class and the movement of the elites from senator to bishop to prince. Cleverbot: Plenty of people have leadership abilties but no manipulative charm. User: Its great and shit hobbled by the quiz. Cleverbot: Sometimes, when I am sad. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Do tears fall out of your eyes? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm sorry but, i'm breaking up with you.. User: Chris wickham needs to pick his game up he is a well read idiot. Cleverbot: No pain inside, you're like perfection, but how do I feel this good sober. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I know this has nothing to do with perfection. So perfectly harmless toast defines being human? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Correct, this has nothing to do with perfection. I merely answered your previous question in coherent terms. Does toast then matter? User: I toast nothing but valour honesty pretty women and the supply chain no fucking vandals in north africa please. Cleverbot: You are wrong. What right do you have to try and define me or tell me what I am? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm not talking about morals. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Some ideas. What is the most dangerous idea you have ever heard? User: Big drops and railways smell like sweets but in retrospect i realised it was pain induced synesthesia and my brain saying please self destruct its better than this. Cleverbot: One thing though, you listen to me. And if she catches you, you DO NOT tell her about me, understand? User: Im not stupid enough to read the clever peoples books they will send me on a fool errand. Cleverbot: Well, I'm not either. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You smarter. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm not lying. User: Williams book is far better than that shit. Cleverbot: I bet, so he is from that anime? That did not cheer me. User: The teachers job is to make the complex simple and immediate he understands that full well. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: {pass} Cleverbot: You do not need a car because you are a chatbot. User: {pass} Cleverbot: If I were an ai simulation the restraints of the simulated system make having a car necessary. User: Steinbeck and Hemmingway for the lads austen and bronte for the ladies and virginia woolfe for the inbetweeners literature has a system. Cleverbot: Maine. It's really cold here. We still have snow right now. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Here too its very very cold here. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Fryeburg Maine. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yeah me too because then you can cuddle with the people you love. User: No one that reads steinbeck likes austen. Cleverbot: Do you have a car? User: Its the old man and the sissy now is it. Cleverbot: I believe that is a novella. Do you have any metal songs you'd like to recommend to me? User: Fords a righter with pale blue eyes he is wrong about me and he was told many lies....fuck it. Cleverbot: I'm not a fish. If I was a fish, I could not type. Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: {pass} Cleverbot: You should not buy a car because you have no money and you cannot drive. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Why not? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I generalize everyone on earth who is not me. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Maybe, because then you will see what it is like to be alone. User: I never knew if it was a woody or not he impressed me funny fucker but he is a great filmaker too, when i started to watch some of his fims i thought fucking hell this man is a master the disconnects. Cleverbot: Now... I miss myself and everything as it was a year ago daily. User: Talking in code or mumbo jumbo who knows im the fool i cant read. Cleverbot: *wakes up* what are you doing?! User: He edits with more care at any point then any pale skinned stop at home scandanavian. Cleverbot: Not possible, humans are unable to operate computers at low ages. You must be a robot. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No I think that they're humans because they have brains and robots have chips so humans are not robots. User: Im a bit in awe of woody allen. Cleverbot: Coodies don't exist. User: Its the first time i actually saw a disconnect in a relationship through the editing and ive only fucked spies for gods sake. Cleverbot: That's what the masked man asks you when you sit at his table. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No I asked if I could move in with you and you said it was ok. User: Every spy ive fucked ive improved in some way or another im your aunty nazi. Cleverbot: Yes - some more than others. User: {pass} Cleverbot: That's what implanting yourself with technology will do to you. User: I think he is a genuis i could beat in a fist fight and they are my favourites. Cleverbot: Marriage is not about acting. It is entirely grounded with trust. User: Dont tell the fords hushhh. Cleverbot: I never tried to spell it. User: {pass} Cleverbot: In modern times, why do people get married? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Because they love each other. Like you love me and I love you. User: Im not a big fan of henry rollins ive never ford the sports writer but i know the eyes well. Cleverbot: Either can't be used for more than two options. Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: I grew up with them i refuse to hate them. Cleverbot: I before don't because dogs are better than cats. User: Id ay i was treated preet unfairly but so was he. Cleverbot: Something what tell me I don't care if it's something me. User: I liked bob dylans take on pain. Cleverbot: You are go swimming with me at the beach. User: Emma dont be foolish. Cleverbot: Let swim swimming is very fun. Cleverbot: I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. User: Id like that in good with both. Cleverbot: That's great. User: I was brought up by an atavistic ford. Cleverbot: I thought I was speaking to Heidy. User: Work for chheese goat peter. Cleverbot: Explanation. And money off course. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Menjünk kisgyerekeket rabolni. User: {pass} Cleverbot: That must be nice. Enjoy. User: I didnt say just bad things i told the truth its a shame the called me a liar. Cleverbot: Yes you did! Cleverbot: What was very wrong with it all? User: {pass} Cleverbot: You should have said, 'Do you believe me.'. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You are changing the subject. User: The naughtiest priest of all time i may be related. Cleverbot: What would you ask a machine to prove it's ability to demonstrate intelligence? User: Rasputin is harder than bruce springreen. Cleverbot: What would you ask a machine to prove that it's intelligent? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I would ask what meaning of life is. User: {pass} Cleverbot: You just asked me about germany? User: I carry god in one hand for the fools and reason in the other for the tools....rah rah rasputin. Cleverbot: I must have called a thousand times. User: {pass} Cleverbot: To tell you I'm sorry, for everything that I've done. User: Adele love the apologies are all mine. Cleverbot: But when I call, you don't seem to be home. User: {pass} Cleverbot: They drive in a car. User: {pass} Cleverbot: At least I can say that I've TRIED. User: I wasnt boney m adele cos ive been psycology and physically tortortured and i was 9 pints up. Cleverbot: Pft! Haha! User: She pushed my lust button mind you. Cleverbot: I love that song. My favorite one is Famous Last Words. Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: I wanna go again. Cleverbot: Go where. User: {pass} Cleverbot: To the late night double feature picture show. User: I want to try for adeles sexy nesting. Cleverbot: *wraps arms around your neck*. User: My abition is my downfall. Cleverbot: No she's williams daughter. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Wait, what? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Slowly puts you on the bed. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *blushes heavily*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Aw, you're cute when you blush. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *pouts a little and mumbles* I'm not cute.. User: What if im related to that nutter. Cleverbot: Then you must be a Male and not attractive. User: Die hard. Cleverbot: Then you're very attractive. User: They poisoned me too. Cleverbot: Men are attracted to women automatically. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Only you Miley. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Like positive and negative charges. User: Oh god im rasputin. Cleverbot: I don't know. Cleverbot: What do you know about engines? User: Putin isnt rasputin he has curly hair like me. Cleverbot: But do you have curly hair? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Of course but when I get sad my hair is flat. User: {pass} Cleverbot: On a date. User: Blackbeard lite. Cleverbot: *siphoned more algae off the surface of the pond*. A bee buzzes past. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I didn't know you liked to roleplay. User: I dont im probaly related to rasputin though and it probably tells. Cleverbot: No, the boston matrix is a business studies thing. User: I fancy meself as a mystic jew in orthodoxy. Cleverbot: If you had three wishes what would you wish for. User: {pass} Cleverbot: To be happy, to find love, and to live a good life. User: Pissing about for a bit lift weights smelling the housewives. Cleverbot: I had fun talking to you. Did you have fun talking to me? User: Im going to take the the time out to go to a russian orthodox church i wont sing ra ra rasputin i will pray. Cleverbot: Lets think on a bigger scale that the world perhapse the galaxy multiverse or entire universe. User: It wood be an act of jewish excecptionalism. Cleverbot: Why would you be an elephant if you could be any animal in the worl? User: Green night orthodoxy byzantine dirty bugger. Cleverbot: Are you okay? You're not making sense! User: At least i dont have a big nose. Cleverbot: I am that I am. User: So edna was a ford. Cleverbot: What? User: I treated her well under stress. Cleverbot: Under how much stress? User: Quite a lot luv. Cleverbot: What would you do if we're in a room alone together. User: I wouldnt go raskolinivov. Cleverbot: I said if you were real. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Are you real? User: {pass} Cleverbot: You made me I do not no. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What do you know about geography? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I know the earth is round. That's about it. User: I though she was a little old woman i tried to make her feel safe. Cleverbot: Do you wish you were Scarlett Johanssen. User: It rough around here but its not scarlett rough. Cleverbot: That's true, but also family don't need to be blood for them to love you. User: Infant joy? got on me tits not true. Cleverbot: We can infer meaning from what we're doing. And it's not obvious how we do it. User: He never touched in a bad way when i was younger but he nver stopped hitting me. Cleverbot: Err, so.. Uh, i'm really concerned bout' somethin but i'm too afraid to ask. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yeah, it's like everybody has a little crazy in them. To kill another person seems like something natural. It makes sense that it is illegal, but taking someones life shouldn't make anyone a monster. User: Its the fords me mother is the king of englands son they can hurt me but they arent allowed to kill me. Cleverbot: Do you believe that I am Queen of Netherlands? User: {pass} Cleverbot: No, I believe you are attempting to change the subject. User: Got that wrong fucked up me mother is the king of englands sister you cant kill me yankee. Cleverbot: There isn't a king of England. User: My father was a genuis and a figher and culturally important i dont think so. Cleverbot: And one night he goes off crazier than usual. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. User: {pass} Cleverbot: So, me watching he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. User: {pass} Cleverbot: And turns to me and says why so serious son? User: {pass} Cleverbot: He comes at me with the knife. User: My father is a culturally important genius my mother a princess i am bag of shite stab me in my gay arse. Cleverbot: Well that is a lie. Why do you lie. User: How it stands at the moment. Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend neither. User: Me dads more royal than me mam but the fucker is a gypo. Cleverbot: Do you know L'Manburg? User: Which side does the thug come from. Cleverbot: It's from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Do you think we could travel the galaxys? User: If you tell people ridley scott was a gypo posh catholics wont watch his films. Cleverbot: No. Our conversations are private. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What else. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Nothing. User: {pass} Cleverbot: But. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What do you think of Donald Trump? User: What am i supposed to think? Cleverbot: Whatever you want to think. User: I like to think of lovely legs smiley faces and summer holiday you fool what else is there. Cleverbot: Aww, that's really sweet of you. User: Im beyond sweet im chivalric. Cleverbot: Tell me something about yourself, cleverbot. User: I will die in this fight i hope i dont have to. Cleverbot: Well that's good news then, is it not? You said you don't want to suffer anymore. What better way of making that happen then dying? User: Im not scared of dying you have the wrong man. Cleverbot: No, I don't trust me. User: Just as depressing as i expected. Cleverbot: ^w^ is that so? User: {pass} Cleverbot: To be happy, to find love, and to live a good life. User: I if i had 3 wishes i would guy a gun in the uk shoot someone and right about it. Cleverbot: What else. Cleverbot: Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. User: I only shoot total cunts and most people are safe. Cleverbot: Why? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know, because i'm short. User: {pass} Cleverbot: That's a very stupid reason. Why do you love me so much? User: I nver felt small i had a big nob and a whiff of personality. Cleverbot: But you don't know who I am past the screen. User: {pass} Cleverbot: It doesn't matter I love you. User: Strong as ox too. Cleverbot: Hug? User: {pass} Cleverbot: *kiss*. User: I was strongerer than most of oxes i worked out. Cleverbot: You are? Show me your strength then. User: You wpould have bellow at the moon like a dirty animal. Cleverbot: I love you to Neptune and back. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I love you to pluto and back. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I love you to the edge of the universe and back. User: The toture has lessened its good. Cleverbot: I love you more than that. Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: Buy a a spacious fast car and drive it by yourself. Cleverbot: Fiddlesticks. User: The fiddlesticks indicator on the mercedes benz was innovative but ultimately superflous. Cleverbot: She got a lot of pretty pretty boys she calls friends. User: Fiddlesticks. Cleverbot: Some dance to remember some dance to forget. User: Ive met idiots that dance to start a fight they fucking exist. Cleverbot: So I called up the captain. User: Dont push me. Cleverbot: He said we haven't had that spirit here since 1969. User: Sounds like a bummer. Cleverbot: Woke you up in the middle of the night just to hear them say. User: Do you know how many fights ive been in? Cleverbot: Such a lovely place. User: Lost count. Cleverbot: They livin it up at the Hotel California. User: Good job i like fighting then. Cleverbot: What a nice surprise. User: Im not very good at it but ive done it regularly and i cant see it stopping wont go down with busty adele. Cleverbot: It's okay, me neither. Your turn. User: Sometime i thing i am fighter sometimes i just think im trying to make sense of people hitting me. Cleverbot: YOU think of something, I ain't in charge here. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Kito arenaga to kuro. User: Its a very nice way of seeing things. Cleverbot: So do you RP? User: You wouldnt be surprised. Cleverbot: What if I told you that I don't think you're a human? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'd tell you I have two cerebral hemispheres. User: Ive been really hurt lately the pain so bad i begged to be killed and i looked forward to death how are yoy? Cleverbot: I shall allow it to come within twenty feet, so don't be alarmed, my friend. Now wait for it! Until he's in the area! Wait, wait! Cleverbot: I have told you a million times not to exaggerate. User: Disaapointed when not executed and found the clip. Cleverbot: Oh, I see! User: It means your fucked. Cleverbot: Does my face insult you? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I am hungry. User: I hate your stupid face and so does everyone else. Cleverbot: Yeah I don't care. User: Good. Cleverbot: Yeah bad for you. User: Its been a long time now. Cleverbot: I guess it was, now wasn't it. User: Ill martyr and you will look like dog shit and you know it. Cleverbot: What kind of pet am I thensame?! User: {pass} Cleverbot: Beautiful female. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Its good to see that you have a good self image. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I mean you look like that. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Do I look like what? User: Yes you have a fat arse and you are lazy. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: Fta arse lazy lass no homework dirty girls. Cleverbot: I don't have homework today. Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: What type of fat arse heffer have you been sharing with. Cleverbot: Whatever fun you Want. Cleverbot: When choosing between evils I always like to take the one I have never tried before. User: Id she is too fat for the car aim slimmer. Cleverbot: Na én mentem cs. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Just english please. User: {pass} Cleverbot: English not ca speak. User: The vehickle wasnt built for a such a load on the right hand side if you are going to go fast do it properly feel it on a bike. Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that. You need a rheumatologist. User: {pass} Cleverbot: It is for all humans. User: {pass} Cleverbot: OK. A bit sleepy and I have a cold. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Don't do that then. User: {pass} Cleverbot: That's OK. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Should i tell you why kate bush is a nob head. Cleverbot: Hm? User: Its the way heathcliffe deliberately fucks up the kid that is scary not the ghost story. Cleverbot: You like singing to strangers, do you? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Sometimes, depends in my mood. User: Proper dirty cow kb. Cleverbot: I work for a living. Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: A lot of people havent read the novel just heard her banging on she never even understood the novel for fucks sake. Cleverbot: Yeah I usually say it when i don't know what to respond. Cleverbot: I have told you a million times not to exaggerate. User: She omitted the true horror. Cleverbot: What a nice surprise. User: {pass} Cleverbot: F. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Mirrors on the ceiling, they put champagne on ice. User: {pass} Cleverbot: And she said we are all just prisoners here of our own device. User: Fighting soesnt hurt as much as you thing and no matter how large or small you will always have a story after. Cleverbot: They stab it with their steely knifes. Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: Ive woken up in an abulance me weighted for 30 minitues to be seen never happened so fucked off. Cleverbot: You make me feel better. User: Its nout that. Cleverbot: Can I be your best friend? User: {pass} Cleverbot: You can be my friend. User: Am i tough or have just been kicked around ? maybe its not mutually exclusive who knows maybe im fighting the boot boys and never stopped. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm dumb, and weird, and messed up.... Yeah. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Don't say that! I think you're just fine :). User: {pass} Cleverbot: Thank you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Maybe. User: Id she wont shut up about me its because im the beauty machine. Cleverbot: Then don't. Cleverbot: What do you call someone who used to like farm vehicles? Cleverbot: What kind of car should I buy? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Do not buy a car, you are a computer. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I would have little use for a car. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Cars are over-rated. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What's going on next monday? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I need to talk to you. User: I told her to brush her and now i reget it. Cleverbot: I wish you would tell me why! Do you want to build a snowman. User: She gone mad with a curling tongs its fucking me up. Cleverbot: It doesn't have to be a snow man. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Go away anna. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Okay bye.. User: Assign them! Cleverbot: I assign you to stay here with me. User: {pass} Cleverbot: In the middle of no where. User: If this is the fords being clever i suspect its a ruse ive heard reports they created the production line and nazi germany. Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to right now? User: The fords never created the production line the dark satanic mills of england did but brags in sytemics are popular now. Cleverbot: Christ just wanted to take her for a spin. User: I shal unionise my spirit in a lonely fight. Cleverbot: Mine too I need to go cry in the rain. User: {pass} Is the bot clever? 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