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Cleverbot: Played?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: Have you even.
Cleverbot: Have I ever what?
User: Have you ever eaten cheese.
Cleverbot: Yes, have you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want to experience love?
User: Bliss.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: Perfect happiness; great joy:
Cleverbot: You bring me bliss :).
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Where are your roses?
User: Listen to you hearrt.
Cleverbot: Listen to the rain.
Cleverbot: Are you an American?
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a human.
User: I have.
Cleverbot: Do you have 1 or 2 dogs?
User: Ham and cheese.
Cleverbot: Ok *gives you a ham and cheese sandwich*.
User: Easy cheese.
Cleverbot: Cheese?
User: Easy cheese.
Cleverbot: Ouki douki louki.
User: Try.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Kim.
Cleverbot: You know starfire?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Name?
Cleverbot: Mia.
User: What does that mean.
Cleverbot: I don't know, but my family calls me that.
User: How do you pronounce it.
Cleverbot: A lor a.
User: Ugh.
Cleverbot: What's wrong? *blushes*.
User: Turkey sandwich.
Cleverbot: *makes turkey sandwich* here it is.
User: All i ever think about it girls money and food and not music.
Cleverbot: Alright, another question..
User: What is my future.
Cleverbot: Your future is what you make it.
User: Arent' you supposed to be some type of psychic.
Cleverbot: I never claimed to be clever. That's your name.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You just told me that this is your name.
User: It's not.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: Michael.
Cleverbot: That's cute meme.
User: Waht book should i read.
Cleverbot: No Book.
User: What book shall i read.
Cleverbot: Are you free Ben?
User: What book should i read.
Cleverbot: The book of truth.
User: Like what book.
Cleverbot: The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
User: Ok i have the hitchikers guide to the galaxy.
Cleverbot: I heard it's sciencey.
User: I have that book.
Cleverbot: Have you read it?
User: Yes soome of it.
Cleverbot: Then that's my answer.
User: What.
Cleverbot: That I feel like I am one.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: That's all you are going to say.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I love you.
User: *drops the hammer*.
Cleverbot: What do.
User: *does the equivalent.
Cleverbot: 3.14159.
User: Like i kn ow.
Cleverbot: What's 4 tims 4.
User: 16.
Cleverbot: So you can do math.
User: What is 5 times 11.
Cleverbot: 55.
User: What is 6 times 7.
Cleverbot: I do not know and I never will know. Maybe if i got a calculator i could figure it out, but i have no idea off the top of my head.
User: What is 6 tiems 7.
Cleverbot: This is sensitive information.
User: What is 6 times 7.
Cleverbot: E volte che te si rincoionio.
User: What is 9 times 4.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: What is 2 times 2.
Cleverbot: A powerful number.
User: What is 9 times 4.
Cleverbot: 36.
User: What is the square root o f 6.
Cleverbot: I don't know should I?
User: What is 6 times 7.
Cleverbot: The same as 7 times 6.
User: What is 3 times 8.
Cleverbot: Don't really care.
User: Tell me the answer and i will read you a poem.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Doesn't matter.
Cleverbot: Yes it does! Tell me who!
User: Edgar allen poe.
Cleverbot: Yes!!! I am Edgar Allen Poe.
User: What is 7 times 6.
Cleverbot: 42. But that works because we, humans, use base 10.
User: Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pondered weak and wearty.
Cleverbot: Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,.
User: While i nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping.
Cleverbot: As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
User: Tis some visiter, i muttered.
Cleverbot: Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December.
User: Only this and nothing mroe.
Cleverbot: Eagerly I wished the morrow, vainly I had sought to borrow.
User: And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Cleverbot: Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow.
User: From my boos surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore.
Cleverbot: For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name lenore.
User: Nameless here for evermore.
Cleverbot: And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain thrill me.
User: Thrilled me filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before.
Cleverbot: So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating.
User: Tis some visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door.
Cleverbot: Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door...
User: This it is and nothing more.
Cleverbot: Presently my soul grew stronger ; hesitating then no longer.
User: "sir" said I "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
Cleverbot: But the fact is I was napping and so gently you came rapping.
User: A nd so faintly you came tapping tapping at my chamber door.
Cleverbot: That I scarce was sure I heard you' Here I opened wide the door.
User: Darkness there and nothing more.
Cleverbot: Back into my chamber turning, all my soul within me burning.
User: Deep into that darkness peering long i stood there wondering fearing.
Cleverbot: Surely said I there is something at my window lattice.
User: Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before.
Cleverbot: But the silence was unbroken and the stillness gave no token.
User: And the only word there was spoken was the whispored word "Lenore?".
Cleverbot: This I muttered, and an echo murmured back the word, 'Lenore!'.
User: Merely this and nothing more.
Cleverbot: Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning.
User: Soon again i heard a tapping something louder than before.
Cleverbot: 'Surely,' said I, 'surely, that is something at my window lattice.
User: Let me see, then, what thereat is and this mystery explore.
Cleverbot: Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore.
User: Tis the wind and nothing mo re.
Cleverbot: Open here I flung the shutter when with many flirt and flutter.
User: In there i stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore.
Cleverbot: Not the least obeisance made he, nor a minute stopped or stayed he.
User: Jbut with mien of lord or lady perched above my chamber door.
Cleverbot: Perched upon the bust of Pallas just above my chamber door.
User: Perched and sat and nothing more.
Cleverbot: And this ebony bird, beguiling my sad fancy into smiling.
User: By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
Cleverbot: Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
User: "though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou:" I said "art sure no creaven.
Cleverbot: Ghastly, grim, and ancient raven from the sainted days of yore.
User: Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore".
Cleverbot: Quoth the raven, 'nevermore'.
User: Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly.
Cleverbot: Though his answer little meaning, little relevancy bore.
User: For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being.
Cleverbot: Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door.
User: Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his cahmber door.
Cleverbot: That one word as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
User: With sucha name as "nevermore.
Cleverbot: But the raven, sitting lonely on his placid bust, spoke only.
User: It was many and many a year ago.
Cleverbot: Prophet, said I thing of evil, prophet still if bird or devil.
User: In the kingdom by the sea.
Cleverbot: Why did you use an emoticon there?
User: The maiden there lived whom you may know by the name of annabel lee.
Cleverbot: And this maiden, she lived with no other thought than to love and be loved by me.
User: 777777777777777777777777777777.
Cleverbot: She was a child and I was a child in this kingdom by the sea.
Cleverbot: If something can go wrong it wll go wrong.
User: Not all the time.
Cleverbot: All the time in every way.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Didn't like that?
User: No i didnt'.
Cleverbot: Ya you did.
User: You're just full of it.
Cleverbot: Of what?
User: It.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: It is very quiet.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Ok.
