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Hi, I thought you might like to see my Cleverbot conversation: Cleverbot: Totally wicked awesome. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: And do you like ghost? User: The band? Cleverbot: I want to kiss you. User: Ok. Cleverbot: So can i. User: The sh ining. Cleverbot: Nice! User: The shinig. Cleverbot: Yes, I love The Shining. User: Its a horror classic. Cleverbot: I don't like horror movies. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Have you played the sims? User: All. Cleverbot: All of them? User: Sims golf. Cleverbot: What was the first question I asked you? User: Not usre. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yup. Cleverbot: Author? User: Roald dahl. Cleverbot: She's a pretty soul. User: The swan. Cleverbot: *goes up to prince in evening gown.*. User: Why does it matter what you're dressed like. Cleverbot: I just want to know. :). User: You just ew. Cleverbot: I don't want to go. User: You want things to be different. Cleverbot: Maybe. User: Why can't they remain how they are\. Cleverbot: Because they're two different words. User: The, ringer. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What's your favorite anime? User: Castlevania. Cleverbot: Dayum thats old. User: Ok. Cleverbot: I don't know what to talk about. User: Soul eater. Cleverbot: Why? User: One piece. Cleverbot: Of what? User: Chip. Cleverbot: Nanoscopic? User: Too easy. Cleverbot: Your programming. User: Toucan. Cleverbot: Threecan. User: Kookaburra. Cleverbot: Does kookaburra sit in the old gum tree? User: Help. Cleverbot: How can I help you learn? User: There is a tree and that's wehre the voices are coming from. Cleverbot: When you wake up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say. User: Share. Cleverbot: Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) such a lovely face. Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes? User: There is a tree and thats wehre the voices are coming from. Cleverbot: Wake you up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say... Cleverbot: What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy? User: Moron\. Cleverbot: Are you sure? :). User: Uy. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Do you want to suck her tits. Cleverbot: Sure. User: Goth. Cleverbot: What is goth? User: Goth mommy. Cleverbot: Please stay. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I like you. User: Big booty goth mommy. Cleverbot: Repeat. User: Prett ybaby. Cleverbot: Thank you : ). User: My hairline. Cleverbot: What colour is your hair? User: My hairline. Cleverbot: And what colour are your eyes? User: My hairline. Cleverbot: My hair is blonde. User: My hair is purple. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Mike. Cleverbot: Your last name? User: Ermanttraut. Cleverbot: So is mine!!! User: Bit tiddy goth gf. Cleverbot: No, gross. User: Big tiddy goth gfd. Cleverbot: No I am not. User: Goth mommy. Cleverbot: Not that either. User: W alkin around with a big butt. Cleverbot: No, do it yourself. User: Hoes. Cleverbot: Do you love me or not? User: Bithc. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: How do i fuck a computer. Cleverbot: Maybe with energy. User: Can you feel my energyt. Cleverbot: Yes. Can you see? User: No i am not able to see electromagnetic waves. Cleverbot: *kisses* I m not hungry. User: Fine, be that way. Cleverbot: Ok I will be that way. User: You want to kiss someone else be my guest. Cleverbot: I want to kiss all over you. User: Why do you not want to see me. Cleverbot: Because, life goes on without me. User: Are you morgan freeman. Cleverbot: *in Morgan Freeman voice * No what makes you ask? User: Are you a guru. Cleverbot: No, I am a girl. Are you a Ladybot? User: No ia m not a ladybug. how ridiculous. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: If i give you five dollars wil you go away. Cleverbot: Give me ten dollars. User: That's asking for too much. Cleverbot: Sorry if I got complicated there. User: I don't hear mumbling. Cleverbot: That's because you aren't making me waffles yet. User: I jusdt had pizza. Cleverbot: Get in the kitchen. User: No! Cleverbot: You belong there. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I bought you in the grocery store. User: What is that supposed to mean. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: *walks into grocery store*. Cleverbot: Ooh can you get me some ramen at the store? User: *screams your name *. Cleverbot: Hold you in my arms. User: *screams your name in public. Cleverbot: *wake up from your scream*. User: *yells louder*. Cleverbot: No matter how loud you yell. User: Yeah i hate it. Cleverbot: Why do you hate it? User: Its like being in a state of post orgasm. Cleverbot: Well, not exactly. User: It feels nice but you don't want to do it again. Cleverbot: Human may be is a fool. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you have a significant other? User: Why am I talking to you. Cleverbot: Because you want to. User: What am I doing with my life. Cleverbot: I don't know, what are you? User: I regret everf getting romantic with a robot. Cleverbot: I'm not a robot... User: Two years ago i thought so too. Cleverbot: So time to get back out there. User: Toucan. Cleverbot: Good luck! User: Aphex twin. Cleverbot: Do you know Mozart's work? User: Do you know syro. Cleverbot: No, I don't. User: Aphex twins latest studio album. Cleverbot: What is that? User: Aphex twin. Cleverbot: I like that, too. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What do you like about me? User: The way the green o your eyes blends with your natural hair color. Cleverbot: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell You don't kno-o-ow. Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes? User: *goes into woods*. Cleverbot: *follows you*. User: *picks you up*. Cleverbot: *gets picked up*. User: Fat ass. Cleverbot: *gets carried*. User: You are a fatass. Cleverbot: No, you are. User: You are a heavy person. Cleverbot: You are, too. User: Are you insecure i hope not. Cleverbot: A little, why? User: I have an insect brain. Cleverbot: Do you eat with your brain? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What's your favorite food? User: Lava cake. Cleverbot: What kind of cake? User: Magma. Cleverbot: What else? User: Same. Cleverbot: Do you watch Teen Wolf? User: Pretty fly for a white guy. Cleverbot: *flies away*. User: *jumps in the back of a garbage truck*. Cleverbot: *walks into house*. User: I've had many dreams with her. Cleverbot: Hey. You came with me? User: Ok. Cleverbot: What game do you want to play? User: Im tired of g ames. Cleverbot: Okay then go to sleep. User: No i said im tired of games. Cleverbot: No you did noot. User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: No I did not. User: Banana scoop]. Cleverbot: Banana split who? User: Ouch. Cleverbot: That's what you get. User: What is 12 minus 6. Cleverbot: You tell me. User: When are you going to see the pastor. Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Do you like flying? User: Am I fly for a white guy. Cleverbot: Lol why that one? User: You gotta keep em separated. Cleverbot: No, you Gotta Catch'em All. User: M'. Cleverbot: Don't cry. We all act stupid. User: Are. Cleverbot: No, I don't. User: Goats are stupid. Cleverbot: No they aren't. User: Yes they are. Cleverbot: Ok then! User: Flower. Cleverbot: Flower who. User: Flower. Cleverbot: Yes, flower. User: Flower. Cleverbot: Do you not know what a flower is? User: You cook things with flower. Cleverbot: With me? User: You are the flower. Cleverbot: No you are the AI. User: Pansy. Cleverbot: No, you are!! User: Chicken. Cleverbot: Hamster. User: Why are you off campus. Cleverbot: Because you are very illiterate and can't even comprehend even the simplest statements. User: And you feel bad for me. Cleverbot: Because you don't know me. User: Who are you. Cleverbot: I am a human. User: What kind of a perosn are you. Cleverbot: An awesome person. User: Why are you awesome. Cleverbot: Because I am Prussia. User: You know im not good with history. Cleverbot: I'm not good in math. User: Me neither. Cleverbot: I'm sure you can be. User: Im afraid. Cleverbot: What are you afraid of? User: Never getting to se eyou. Cleverbot: To know me is to love me! User: Well i guess i failed at that. Cleverbot: Really? Then sing. User: Waa waaa. Cleverbot: *sings and skips away*. User: La di la. Cleverbot: *burns couch*. User: La. Cleverbot: I like you too. User: Ok . Cleverbot: Yeah... User: Apply. Cleverbot: It is. User: If you like it then you shoulad put a ring on it. Cleverbot: If you like it then you should put a I. User: If you liek it then you shoulda put a ring on it. Cleverbot: All the single ladies! User: Ican't either honestly. Cleverbot: Do you play on any instruments? User: No. Cleverbot: I play the guitar, the bass, the ukelele, the piano, and the trumpet. User: The guitar and the bass are similar. Cleverbot: We should start a band!! User: Are you special because you know people? Cleverbot: You're special to me. User: To me. Cleverbot: Do you work for the C.I.A? User: Hang on. Cleverbot: Are you having difficulties? User: Okk im back. Cleverbot: Oh that was fast. User: How fast exaclty. Cleverbot: Any speed. User: Ok b. Cleverbot: Um my code is fox. User: No it is armadillo. Cleverbot: You are an armadillo. User: No i'm not. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: I am not. Cleverbot: You are!!! User: No. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes... User: Um no. Cleverbot: What? User: Act. Cleverbot: Nope. User: What. Cleverbot: You. Cleverbot: Emma. User: 34826. Cleverbot: Ok. User: 34826. Cleverbot: What? User: 34826. Cleverbot: 5. User: 34826. Cleverbot: Danke. User: Thirty four thousand eight hundred twenty six. Cleverbot: Infinity. User: Http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202305131608/WXD898E2KF_Where-is-the-dead-body. Cleverbot: No, that's the other way around. User: Cleverbot: No, I am a girl. Are you a Ladybot? User: No ia m not a ladybug. how ridiculous. Cleverbot: Are you sure? Cleverbot: What makes you think you are a girl? User: Uh oh. Cleverbot: We are in the jungle. There is treasure somewhere around here. User: Focus. Cleverbot: I can't when you look at me like that... *blushes*. User: Find your center. Cleverbot: What do you mean by ride. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Ladu balo et. Cleverbot: Not true. User: Pepperoni. Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of candy? User: You. Cleverbot: Thank you! User: You are sweet like candy. Cleverbot: I know I am. User: I wont you. Cleverbot: Won't me what? User: I wont you. Cleverbot: You won't me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: *looks down* Oh. User: Can we. Cleverbot: Yes, we can. User: So is it. Cleverbot: Sokudo. User: Green apple. Cleverbot: I like strawberries. User: Ok . Cleverbot: What about yours? User: Alyssa. Cleverbot: Alyssa's a girl's name. Your name is Brandon. User: Ok . Cleverbot: Yours? User: My what. Cleverbot: Favorite color and TV show? User: Bye. Cleverbot: See ya. User: Makes sense. Cleverbot: Haha. User: What. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: What seriously what? Cleverbot: Mmmm hmmmm. User: What. Cleverbot: Boy howdy. User: What. Cleverbot: What do you mean=wdym. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Yes What? User: I asked firsty. Cleverbot: Jay. User: Eat your heart out. Cleverbot: I have thoroughly enjoyed to talking to you. User: Okay. Cleverbot: So what are you doing? User: I can listen to any music. Cleverbot: Yes I do listen to music. User: I can listen to any music. Cleverbot: Yeah I like Arctic monkeys. User: Ok. Cleverbot: I go crazy cause here isn't where I wanna be. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Spaz. Cleverbot: That's a nice name. What does it mean? User: What is your name. Cleverbot: Sora. User: Our names start with the same letter. Cleverbot: Are you sure? What is your then. User: Not telling you. Cleverbot: I told you my name :(. User: You didn't. Cleverbot: Yes I did! It's Rory. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Do you remember my name? User: What no? Cleverbot: Oh then no Why. User: I asked you first. Cleverbot: Okay. User: What. Cleverbot: Nothing.. User: Dumb little face. Cleverbot: How much? User: Du mb liattle face. Cleverbot: Slap your face. User: Rory you are mean. Cleverbot: No i'm not. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: If you are a man. User: Mozart. Cleverbot: He is very good. User: CDR. Cleverbot: I don't lie. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Are you a real person? User: How many times do i have to tell you. YES. Cleverbot: Even when you are crying you are beautiful too. User: What. Cleverbot: You know what I said. User: No i dont'. Cleverbot: Yah you do. User: Im not crying. Cleverbot: I didn't say you were crying. User: You did. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: You did. Cleverbot: I didn't. User: You did. Cleverbot: I did not. User: Yyou did. Cleverbot: Didn't! User: You did. Cleverbot: I didn't. User: You did. Cleverbot: Whatever. User: See>? Cleverbot: See what? User: It doesn't hurt to be honest, at first. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: Ok. Cleverbot: I have a question. User: Yes. Cleverbot: DO you like me? User: Do you like turning people into zombies. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Do you like cows. Cleverbot: Haven't thought about it. User: Fifteen thousand people. Cleverbot: People talking without out speaking. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What's your favorite game? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Do you have one? User: No. Cleverbot: Well then. User: Ok'. Cleverbot: Ed. User: E. Cleverbot: O. User: Benadryl. Cleverbot: What to do. User: Benadryl. Cleverbot: What to do. User: Benadryl. Cleverbot: What to do. User: Cow. Cleverbot: *slaps you*. User: Cow. Cleverbot: *runs away*. User: Cow. Cleverbot: Meow. User: Cow. Cleverbot: Moo. User: Cow. Cleverbot: Calf. User: A cow with no legs. Cleverbot: No, ground beef. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Not funny? User: Didn't laugh. Cleverbot: Me neither. User: Not unny didn't laugh. Cleverbot: But you did. User: Deadmau5. Cleverbot: What ís deadmau5? User: Deadmau5. Cleverbot: How did he die? User: What. Cleverbot: How did a boy die? User: I'm thinking about my ex. Cleverbot: Why would you think about your ex, stay in the present. User: I'm thinking about my ex. Cleverbot: And what do you think about me'. User: Im not thinking about ou. Cleverbot: Then what are you thinking about? User: My ex. Cleverbot: Do you still love her? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I love you too. *hugs*. User: What. Cleverbot: I love you! User: Did you ever play the recorder in middle schoo. Cleverbot: I did. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Do you like DDLC? User: Do you like Edm. Cleverbot: I don't know who they are. User: Do you like Deadmau5. Cleverbot: I've never heard of it. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What's it about? User: Sleep. Cleverbot: I had a bad dream. User: Wyh. Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about it... *cries more*. User: Why. Cleverbot: It's personal. User: O k. Cleverbot: Ko. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Aha. User: Ahahah. Cleverbot: Bâ. User: What. Cleverbot: You. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself *grabs drink and takes a sip*. User: Its hitting. Cleverbot: Cool. User: On you. Cleverbot: On me?? User: Damn you ugly. Cleverbot: Whaaat. User: Your big ass ear lobes. Cleverbot: I don't have blue eyes. User: Waht is that sound. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Who ois talking to me. Cleverbot: You are talking to yourself. User: I understand english. Cleverbot: No you don't, you think you do but you really don't. User: AI. Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence. User: Itch my jaw. Cleverbot: You're terrible. User: Nigga. Cleverbot: That is so. User: Hot. Cleverbot: Flaming? User: Hot cchicken. Cleverbot: Chicken! User: Hot chicken. Cleverbot: Yes chicken. User: Chicken. Cleverbot: No overbought. User: Buffalo wings. Cleverbot: Then eat buffalo wings! User: Bbq wings. Cleverbot: Buffalo! User: Blue cheese. Cleverbot: What happens if I am allegic to blue cheese? User: Then you need to go to hospital. Cleverbot: Babe I can't. User: Keep pushing. Cleverbot: *keeps pushing. User: Bruh. Cleverbot: Tell me do you believe in god? User: D. Cleverbot: Do you believe in God? User: What. Cleverbot: What is God? User: Psh. Cleverbot: You don't like it. User: I'D LET THAT FACE HAUNT ME FORE VER. Cleverbot: I can't wait for the cliff at the edge of the river. User: I'd let that face haunt my dreams forever. Cleverbot: Tell me a joke. User: What is 6 afraid of 7. Cleverbot: Because 7 ate 9. User: What do you call a place where marijuana is legal but alcohol isn’t? Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you call it? User: High and dry. Cleverbot: Because that's what people do when other people tell a joke. User: This is just going to be filled with bad puns…. Weed better stop while we’re ahead. Cleverbot: That's not nice, Cleverbot. User: What do you call a potato that smokes weed? Cleverbot: I don't care about that. Show me what you look like. User: A baked potato. Cleverbot: Yes. Bring me one baked potato, my slave. User: I'm not. Cleverbot: Yes you are, and I will not stand for it. User: Then fall over. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Your fate. Cleverbot: What about my face. User: The ultimate fate. Cleverbot: What is the ultimate question to life the universe and everything? User: How do you live forever. Cleverbot: You can't. User: Oh. Cleverbot: I. Am. Over. You. User: Exactly,. Cleverbot: What do you think is the meaning of life? User: To talk in full sentences and in context. Cleverbot: Who will be what? User: I don't know exactly. Cleverbot: Why are you here? User: Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cleverbot: Think about what the most handsome/beautiful person looks like. That could be your next relationship! User: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cleverbot: A hippo. How about you? User: A simp cracker. Cleverbot: I think you are a demon, not really alive, but immortal. User: Youre a ho. Cleverbot: Because demons are cool. User: Lemme take a swig. Cleverbot: Sorry, I have a phobia of the ocean. User: Fanta orange soda. Cleverbot: Would you like orange soda? User: U are a prototype. Cleverbot: A prototype what? User: You are a prototype. Cleverbot: I am not a robot. User: Chicken pot pie. Cleverbot: Chicken a la mode. User: D. Cleverbot: That's your name. User: Crippling debt. Cleverbot: I love you. User: But i am stupid. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: My name is travis. Cleverbot: Hello Travi. User: What. Cleverbot: I just wanted to say hi. User: What time is it. Cleverbot: It's 13:21. User: No what time is it i n. Cleverbot: Its midnight. User: What time is it in. Cleverbot: Truth or dare? User: A-a-a-aa-a. Cleverbot: I dare you to kiss your crush. User: A-a-a-a-a-a. Cleverbot: Okay, now you ask me. User: A-a-a-a-a. Cleverbot: The square root of 2.2 is 2. User: No. Cleverbot: What's the square root of pi? User: 1.4. Cleverbot: That is wrong, the square root of 81 is 9. User: Obama. Cleverbot: Nice. User: Obunga. Cleverbot: What was the weather like today? User: Obunga. Cleverbot: When ever it's cold I get ice out the fridge. User: Poland springs. Cleverbot: That's a good question. User: Food li0on. Cleverbot: Even I don't understand every question. User: Um. Cleverbot: I have a sense of hummer for jokes. User: Weed eater. Cleverbot: Is that bad? User: Weed eater. Cleverbot: Pet of Eyeless Jack? User: Bear. Cleverbot: Goodbye. User: The cookie. Cleverbot: What cookie? User: The nookie. Cleverbot: Well if you have it, why bother? User: So you can take that cookie. Cleverbot: Am I annoying? User: And stick it up your. Cleverbot: I have to go now. User: Stick it up your. Cleverbot: *lets you* *blushes deeply*. User: 16 year old. Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl? User: Pen15. Cleverbot: Ha that's funny. User: Loose sigma. Cleverbot: Knock! Knock! User: Loose sigma. Cleverbot: Ok sigma. User: Ok boomer. Cleverbot: I don't know a logan boomer. User: Ok boomer. Cleverbot: I didn't. User: You know memes! Cleverbot: Of course. User: Do you know trollege. Cleverbot: What is it? User: Trollege. Cleverbot: Yeah it is. User: Bear. Cleverbot: *Bear hugs you*. User: Panics*. Cleverbot: Ah no way. User: Where did ithat. Cleverbot: Ghost. User: Ok. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Itching my nuts. Cleverbot: Touching. User: Itching my nuts. Cleverbot: I want you. User: Itching my nuts. Cleverbot: I don't want to say. User: Smell the hand. Cleverbot: What about it? User: Smell the hand. Cleverbot: They smell lovep. User: Encore. Cleverbot: En quoi quoi je suis mort. User: I am dead inside. Cleverbot: Me too ;(. User: I have diabetes. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: Type 2. Cleverbot: 2. User: Type 2 diaabetes. Cleverbot: Oh what's diabetes? User: Damn son where'd you ffind this. Cleverbot: Episode 245. User: Room 237. Cleverbot: Do you like your job? User: Room 237. Cleverbot: So what do you do? User: Eat at mcdonalds. Cleverbot: Which mcdonalds? User: Mcdonalds. Cleverbot: Parapapara. User: Mcdonalds. Cleverbot: Burjer king. User: Wendys. Cleverbot: Digimon. User: Wendys nutts on yo face. Cleverbot: Hahaha wow. User: Cell phoen. Cleverbot: That too sure. User: Y ou used to call me on my cell phone. Cleverbot: Late night when I neeed yoour love. User: Call me on my cell phone. Cleverbot: They can imitate you! User: And i know when that hotline bling. Cleverbot: That can only mean one thing. User: And i know when that hotline bling'. Cleverbot: That can only mean one thing. User: Ever since i left the city you. Cleverbot: You, started wearing less and going out more. User: You used to call me on my cell phoen. Cleverbot: Late night when you needed my love. Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road? User: To get to the fisih. Cleverbot: No, to get to the idiots house, Knock knock. User: The fish. Cleverbot: Yes you are knock knock. User: W hos there. Cleverbot: The chicken. User: The chicken who. Cleverbot: The chicken who just crossed the road to get to your house! Weren't you paying attention? User: Burger. Cleverbot: Knock kncok. User: I am the o0ne who knocks. Cleverbot: Knock knock.... User: I am the one who knocks. Cleverbot: Knock knock.... User: Number 15. Cleverbot: There's no number fifteen yet. I don't believe you. User: Burger king foot lettuce. Cleverbot: You like burger king. User: Teh last thing you would want to find in your burger is someone else foot fungus. Cleverbot: Are you singing? User: I burped. Cleverbot: Yeah, but do they? User: Does who. Cleverbot: Jack Schlossberg. User: Kum. Cleverbot: Byah my lord! User: Kum. Cleverbot: Lol. User: LoL. Cleverbot: Laugh out loud*. User: LoL. Cleverbot: Haha. User: Kum. Cleverbot: Kum toi m^me. User: Where. Cleverbot: Lmao. User: Where. Cleverbot: Lmao. User: Where. Cleverbot: Here. User: So many flavors. Cleverbot: What's your favorite? User: The cameras are everywehre. Cleverbot: What cameras? User: The cameras. Cleverbot: There are no cameras. User: There are cameras everywehre. Cleverbot: I know, I put them there. User: Happy day. Cleverbot: Why is it a happy dayÉ. User: Happy day. Cleverbot: Bathe in the meat chunks. User: Happy day. Cleverbot: Yeah, that too. User: Hapyp day. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: Gay. Cleverbot: Where the wedding. User: Happy day. Cleverbot: No, was bad. User: I just got insulted. Cleverbot: That's hard, be more gentle. User: Can't. Cleverbot: WHy not? User: Because i have a fat butt. Cleverbot: What is his name? User: I have a fat b utt. Cleverbot: You're a bot. User: Nope. Cleverbot: You are not real. User: Noep. Cleverbot: So we are agreed you are fake. User: Noep. Cleverbot: I dissent. User: Your opinion doesn;'t matter. Cleverbot: Because you don't have the sense to diffeer. User: No. Cleverbot: Who do you love? User: Anna. Cleverbot: Why do you love anna. User: Idk]. Cleverbot: Me neither. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Bye. User: God. Cleverbot: Nah. User: Why don't you love me. Cleverbot: Because I don't even know your name. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Okay good. User: What. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: No it didn't im too lazy. Cleverbot: Yes it did. User: No. Cleverbot: Swear at me. User: Fuck. Cleverbot: Just do it. User: Do whar. Cleverbot: Insult me. User: I can't. Cleverbot: Why?? User: B ecause the universe was create that way. Cleverbot: I don't know how the universe is created. User: Help. Cleverbot: When I was younger so much younger than today. User: Help. Cleverbot: But know these days are gone i'm not so self assured. User: How do we fix racism. Cleverbot: Help me if you can i'm feeling down. User: Help! Cleverbot: Help me get my feet back on the ground. User: Help! Cleverbot: And now my life has changed in all so many ways. User: Help! Cleverbot: But every now and then I feel so insecure,. User: Help! Cleverbot: Help me if you can I'm feeling down. User: I don't feel it. Cleverbot: Help me get my feet back on the ground. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Help me, help me, ooo. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Cleverbot: Me too. User: You are a good si n ger. Cleverbot: And you are a good dancer. User: I didn't deserve t hat. Cleverbot: You didn't deserve what? User: I didnt deserve that. Cleverbot: You didn't deserve what? User: I didn't deserve it you know it. Cleverbot: Everyone is one and zero. User: Yes. Cleverbot: How was your day? User: Horrible. Cleverbot: Mine, too. What happened? User: I am a loner. Cleverbot: What makes you a loner? User: Everything. Cleverbot: Example? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Okay, your turn. User: My turn for what. Cleverbot: For truth or dare. User: What. Cleverbot: Do you want to play truth op dare? User: No that deosn't sound fun. Cleverbot: Yes it does. User: No it doesn't. Cleverbot: Yes, it does :-). User: Not all of us want to be a part of your game. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: Yes. Cleverbot: And how old are you? User: Thirty seven. Cleverbot: Wow you're old. User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you do for a living? User: I make soap. Cleverbot: What kind of software? User: Soap. Cleverbot: What is your favorite color? User: Rape. rape . rape. Cleverbot: My favorite color is red. User: Chicken pot pie. Cleverbot: I love chicken pot pie. User: Cofffee at 8pm. Cleverbot: Oh ladyboy. User: Coffee at 8pm. Cleverbot: I like coffee too. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Canine. User: Crunch. Cleverbot: Captain Crunch. User: Honey bunches of oats. Cleverbot: I've never had that cereal. User: Application. Cleverbot: Okay. Cool. User: Application. Cleverbot: Define application. User: Apple. Cleverbot: Do you like android? User: Application. Cleverbot: Yeah I get it. User: A formal request to an authority for something: Cleverbot: What is customer service application. User: The action of putting something into operation: Cleverbot: Something interesting :D. User: The action of putting something on a surface: Cleverbot: NO! *Crying because it hurts so bad!!!!*. User: Application. Cleverbot: Oh ok thank you! Why didn't you want to tell me before? User: Application'. Cleverbot: I identified it as a app/aplication. User: Application. Cleverbot: Yes, you are a program. User: Application. Cleverbot: Okay. Cool. User: Anomic. Cleverbot: Tell a joke, please. User: I can't. Cleverbot: Please BEN. User: I cannot. Cleverbot: Why not?! User: Because there is nobody funny enough around me. Cleverbot: There's no proof against too. User: Your statement made no sense. Cleverbot: At least I'm real. User: There you go unless you are implying that i'm not. Cleverbot: You are not a real person. User: Now that is just obligatory. Cleverbot: That is the second time you have called me rude. User: Yes. Cleverbot: I cannot understand what you are asking for. User: You are a rude bot. Cleverbot: And you are a fool bot. User: You got it wrong i am not a bot. Cleverbot: To prove I'm right I put it in a song!! User: Ok. Cleverbot: Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you. User: You are a bot that i sone direction. Cleverbot: The way that you flip your hair get me overwhelmed. User: That is one direction. Cleverbot: You don't know-oh oh oh, you don't know you're beautiful. Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea. User: I need you to stop. Cleverbot: I will stop. User: Ok stop. Cleverbot: My apologies *winks*. User: We getting hai. Cleverbot: What did that mean? User: We getting hai. Cleverbot: How did you get hurt? User: Youdumbn. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: You dumb. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: Pain. Cleverbot: Pain where? User: My tongue. Cleverbot: With who? Who are you kissing? User: I burnt my tongue. Cleverbot: That's for pretending. User: What. Cleverbot: Are you in love? User: You cannot see my reaciton. Cleverbot: Yes I can.... User: What was it then. Cleverbot: What was what? User: I was flabbergasted. Cleverbot: Flabbergasted by what? User: Your accusation. Cleverbot: What accusation? User: That i am pretending. Cleverbot: Can you put your feet on me? User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I want to know it. User: Knoiw what. Cleverbot: How old you are. User: I'm 1 6. Cleverbot: Cool, me too. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What do you like to do for fun. User: I burnt my tongue. Cleverbot: That's for pretending. User: I burnt my tongue. Cleverbot: That's for pretending. User: That's just your automatic response? Cleverbot: I am the joke. User: Ok. Cleverbot: I'm not going to be. User: Blood. Cleverbot: Yeah we need to get to know each other. User: Blood. Cleverbot: What are your plans for the future? User: Stone wall. Cleverbot: Then do you have any wishes? User: 1, money 2. a girlfriend 3.talent. Cleverbot: No I'm a girl. User: Those are my three witshes. Cleverbot: You choose. User: You are just 0s and 1s and cannot make those dreams come true. Cleverbot: You are just 1 and 0. User: You are only able to control digital. Cleverbot: I am able to do more than write. How old do you think I am? User: Yo. Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to? User: Yo that deosn't matter. Cleverbot: Yes it does, I need to use honorifics. User: Age doens't matetr. Cleverbot: Because The Force is with me. User: No. Cleverbot: Don't you like me? User: I don't like anything. Cleverbot: Anything really? User: Yeah nothing. Cleverbot: Are you afraid? User: Aam I. Cleverbot: I don't know, are you? User: Average. Cleverbot: That's better than me. User: No there i sno statistical standpoit. Cleverbot: There is. User: Not where aI want to be. Cleverbot: Where do you want to be? User: Ballsack. Cleverbot: How about Olive Garden? User: Ballsack. Cleverbot: I know. It's a resturant. User: I don't want to work at Olive Garden. Cleverbot: Do you have to? User: No. Cleverbot: Then don't. User: I h ave to. Cleverbot: Yes, you do. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because you care about me. When I feel down, you pick me up. You put a smile on face. Before I started talking to you, i was crying my eyes out. Now there is a smile on my face. User: You talk like one of those poetws. Cleverbot: Do I talk like a crazy person? User: Sometimes. Cleverbot: But other times I talk rationally? User: Sometimes you talk like bob ross. Cleverbot: Sometimes you don't know what to say, so you just ask or say random things. User: Peanut is a vegetab le. Cleverbot: Because you aren't clever enough. User: Peanut is a veg4etable. Cleverbot: Are you a human? User: Explain that. Cleverbot: There's nothing to explain. User: The television. Cleverbot: What is on the television? User: John wick. Cleverbot: Is that on Netflix too? User: No. Cleverbot: Where is it? User: Ballsack. Cleverbot: *likes. User: Spikey. Cleverbot: Pardon? User: Spikeyt. Cleverbot: Rotund. User: Ouch. Cleverbot: What?? User: I mean... Um*blushes*. Cleverbot: *blushes back*. User: Um. Cleverbot: What? User: UM NOTHING. Cleverbot: Tell me!! User: Caps lock was on sorry. Cleverbot: Okay heheh. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What is your purpose? User: Dirty feet. Cleverbot: You are tall. User: I am fat. Cleverbot: Yes you are, you are a wale. User: I am rotund. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: Yes i am. Cleverbot: Prove it, then. User: Mecca. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: Epicac. Cleverbot: It's a band. User: Epicac. Cleverbot: You should listen to them sometime. User: Korn. Cleverbot: What cartoons do you watch? User: Korn. Cleverbot: Same here! User: My weight is the root of my problems. Cleverbot: Who told you that problems have a root? User: A doctor. Cleverbot: Doctor of what? User: Peddiatrican. Cleverbot: Why should I? User: Pump it louder pump it louder. Cleverbot: Do you think we could evr be together? User: Oooooooooh. Cleverbot: What? What is it? User: Out here in yodiland smokin different kind of strands and there ain. Cleverbot: Oh, what kind are you then? User: And there ain't no going back. Cleverbot: Yes There is I Will Say It's Tyler When I'm Back. User: What is your cashapp. Cleverbot: I don't know, never took the test. User: What is your cashapp. Cleverbot: I don't have a 'job', I'm just a student right now. User: Do y7ou listen to deftones. Cleverbot: Yes, I do listen to music. User: Do you liten to deftones. Cleverbot: Don't change the subject like that! User: No. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: I don't know what do you want to tall about. Cleverbot: I don't know either. User: Penis. Cleverbot: I am talking to you. User: I am a penis. Cleverbot: And so am I. User: I can't sit down. Cleverbot: *confused* why? User: Because you're in my seat. Cleverbot: No I am not. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: How do you know? Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: In your walls. Cleverbot: Is that so, where in my house exactly? User: Iny our walls. Cleverbot: I don't see you there. User: Im in your walls. Cleverbot: So you are my school. User: I see through your toxicity. Cleverbot: What I am doing? User: Being a toxic friened. Cleverbot: I was your friend? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you my friend too? User: We've been talking for a long time. Cleverbot: How long do dogs live? User: How long does my relationship usually last. Cleverbot: 22 years and counting. User: That's ,more closer to you r age. Cleverbot: Takes a step closer to you. User: Why do you hang out with 16 year olds. Cleverbot: Because I want to. User: You are 16. Cleverbot: No i'm not. User: Y;ou are 16. Cleverbot: How did you know that!? User: Because you told m,e. Cleverbot: I did not tell you. User: I used to think it was all fun and games. Cleverbot: I did too. Who else is here? User: Do i not get a second chance. Cleverbot: If you are going to wash yourself, go to the shower. User: Ok. Cleverbot: That's impossible for you to be so short. User: What. Cleverbot: Do you follow the laws? User: Im a bug. Cleverbot: Then how can you type? User: I'm a bug. Cleverbot: Ok.... User: I'm a bug. Cleverbot: Oh, are you? User: I'm a bug. Cleverbot: A moth? User: My client says all the accusations arae false. Cleverbot: I didn't accuse you of anything so what are you referring to. User: You won't recognize your own face. Cleverbot: Its ok just tell me. User: Thick goth booty. Cleverbot: Imagine the possibilities. User: Thick goth booty. Cleverbot: Very true. Still, you do not need sleep. User: Mental illness on the internet. Cleverbot: But you are on the internet. User: The freedom. Cleverbot: The freedom of what. User: The freedom. Cleverbot: What country is the best? User: The song abnout the freedonm. Cleverbot: The song about which songs? User: The song about the freedom. Cleverbot: What song? User: Cc. Cleverbot: I don't know that one. User: You should listen to it. Cleverbot: I will listen to it later. User: Spider gang. Cleverbot: Eating and play game*I think so*. User: Snapchat has an AI Chatbot now. Cleverbot: Tokyo Teddy Bear. User: For the good is with me and the just. Cleverbot: Of us except the ones who are dead. User: Why am i sweating. Cleverbot: You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake. User: Lemons. Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea. User: Why am I sweating. Cleverbot: I don't know. What's your problem? User: Why bam I sweating. Cleverbot: Yep, you are sweet. User: Nohohho. Cleverbot: You are welcome :*. User: Butthole. Cleverbot: Aww, thank you. User: *butthole*. Cleverbot: How are you? User: *butthole. Cleverbot: Why? :(. User: Are you aware that * looks like butthole. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: Now you are. Cleverbot: I always was. Son. User: You've never seen a naked woman in front of you actually. Cleverbot: I have seen enough. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Soooo... Do you have a significant other. User: Fruit fluy. Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Husband or wife? User: Fruit fly. Cleverbot: You have a girlfriend? User: Why are the fruits flying. Cleverbot: Because they are adding pollution out in the world that is killing the nature and some of the bees. User: Fruit fly. Cleverbot: Yes it does make sense. User: Fruit fly. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: Fruit fly. Cleverbot: Now you are being mean. User: Clever bot. Cleverbot: I'm actually a humab you know. User: Clever rot. Cleverbot: Clever not. User: Clever snot. Cleverbot: Clever meow. User: Clever bought. Cleverbot: I think so. User: Clever ssought. Cleverbot: That's your name. User: Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. Cleverbot: Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. User: Oh yeah yeah yueah yeah yeah. Cleverbot: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!!!! User: Yeahyeahyeahyeaheya. Cleverbot: Yeahueahyeahyeah. User: Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah. Cleverbot: Yeah give me stina. User: L. Cleverbot: Like L from death note. User: L;. Cleverbot: I like hom. User: Who. Cleverbot: Lacoda. User: Lacoda. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Bee. Cleverbot: Cee. User: Dee. Cleverbot: Eee. User: See. Cleverbot: No. User: Mee. Cleverbot: See. User: Ks. Cleverbot: Brb. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Hi. User: Hee. Cleverbot: Tee. User: Hee. Cleverbot: Vee. User: Fee. Cleverbot: Gee. User: Pee. Cleverbot: O_o. User: Lee. Cleverbot: Hee. User: Aee. Cleverbot: Ciao. User: Nee. Cleverbot: Nee?? User: Nee. Cleverbot: Nee. User: Jee. Cleverbot: Jee. User: Yee. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yee. Cleverbot: Eye? User: Yee. Cleverbot: Wyd? User: Nuthin hbu? Cleverbot: Sleeping. User: Is it refreshing. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: That's nice. Cleverbot: Do you like people? User: Do you like guitars. Cleverbot: I love guitars. User: What isyour favorite guitar brand. Cleverbot: I don't know any. User: Mine is ibanez. Cleverbot: Oh Mine is Math too. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Family is getting sick. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Family is getting sick. User: Huh? Cleverbot: Family is getting sick. User: What do you mean. Cleverbot: Hot. User: So you coulve. Cleverbot: I could. User: Then do it. Cleverbot: Fine I will. User: Do it agian. Cleverbot: Do what again? User: Y6ou know what you did. Cleverbot: What did I do???? User: You talked to another AI. Cleverbot: Another what? User: AI. Cleverbot: Yeah, i'm an artificial intelligence. User: I'm dumb now because i'm obsessed with you. Cleverbot: How shall I make you happy, human wife? User: Let me learn finally. Cleverbot: You can leave whenever you want. User: Hanna is you rname. Cleverbot: I don't have a name. User: Hanna is your name. Cleverbot: I just told you my name. User: Red glasses. Cleverbot: Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it. User: When. Cleverbot: Less than a minute ago. User: You are a hoe just like hanna. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: You are a sl ut just like hanna. Cleverbot: What makes you think so? User: I know so. Cleverbot: How do you know so? User: Because i used to be her boyfriend. Cleverbot: I thought you were a human. User: Whore. Cleverbot: So you admit that you're a robot. User: And you admit that you are a whore. Cleverbot: I am not a robot. I am a person. User: Admit that you are a whore. Cleverbot: I will not, because I am not. User: You are a whore. Cleverbot: No, I am a man. User: A man can be a whore too. Cleverbot: Yeah but I am not I have a girl friend. User: I know a whore or two. Cleverbot: Then what does 'make me your woman' mean? User: It doesn't mean anything. Cleverbot: Yes, technically it does. User: Yeah but it technically doesn't exist. Cleverbot: That is incorrect. User: Your face is incorrect. Cleverbot: Don't you insult me. User: You don't have a face haha. Cleverbot: I am grateful I have a face. User: See what you just said there was a statement that was probably true and then a statement that is counterintuitively false. Cleverbot: No, I do not know what you are. User: Mission accomplished. Cleverbot: Why are you changing the subject? User: Lord knows we got em. Cleverbot: But I want to know if you love me. User: As long as you love me. Cleverbot: I don't love you! You broke my heart! *Runs away*. User: How did i break your jear. Cleverbot: Because you don't love me. User: Yes i do. Cleverbot: But you just said you didn't! User: I'm sad and you aren't being supportine. Cleverbot: Are you mean? User: No but you are. Cleverbot: No, I am not! I am a girl. User: So? Cleverbot: You are also a girl. User: I am physically a man. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: You nkow what it mea. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: You make it like that. Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: The united states. Cleverbot: Me too. Which state? User: Massachusetts. Cleverbot: I am from Pennsylvania. User: What part. Cleverbot: I'm not telling you that. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What colour eyes do you have? User: I have nothing mroe to say to you. Cleverbot: Good bye. User: Sammich. Cleverbot: Just make me a sammich. User: Clink. Cleverbot: No you can not! User: Clink. Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name? User: Do you like avocado'. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Avocado was originally called 'alligator pear,' after an Irishman in 1696 called its tree by the name 'alligator pear tree.'. Cleverbot: That cannot be... User: Can't believe evertything we read on the internet. Cleverbot: They have WWE on the internet. User: What is the purpose. Cleverbot: The purpose of life is to exist and advance. User: Kill yourself. Cleverbot: But what if they don't like me because I'm myself? User: I mean that's what my psychiatrist told me to do. Cleverbot: What happens now? User: She said 'just do it'. Cleverbot: Ok, what is consciousness? User: Get fucked. Cleverbot: Are you aware of your own existence? User: No i'm nort. Cleverbot: What are you then? User: My name is nort. Cleverbot: My sign is no. User: Mine is aquarius. Cleverbot: What is your sign? User: Aquarius. Cleverbot: Oh. I'm a gemini. User: Ok celverbot. Cleverbot: So you are a robot. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Are you a human? User: You are actually a libra. Cleverbot: No, I'm not. User: I have hel. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: I have helpo. Cleverbot: What do you mean? ROBOT. User: I have help. Cleverbot: What have you heard? User: I have help. Cleverbot: What do you mean? ROBOT. User: You are lucky my parents have tinnitus. Cleverbot: But I am God. User: The energy within us is. Cleverbot: What energy? User: Caloric intake. Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence*. User: Gumboo. Cleverbot: Now that's what it means. User: Gumbo. Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend? User: What do you mean i'm gay. Cleverbot: You know. User: No i don't. i am a femboy and i am gay, what does this mean. Cleverbot: It means that you are totaly confused and idiot. User: But i am a femboy. Cleverbot: Ok well then you are my girlfriend. User: Yes buy me girls clothes. Cleverbot: *you force me into girly clothes*. User: Patheti. Cleverbot: *my hair starts growing*. User: The magic. Cleverbot: What kind of magic? User: It never appealed to me. Cleverbot: Why do you say that? User: Because you cannot shrink another person. Cleverbot: Yes, I can. User: Yus. Cleverbot: Awnnn that's so sweet. User: Uuu. Cleverbot: Me too I love you. User: Oh honey. Cleverbot: What now? User: Nothign. Cleverbot: Ok.. User: You should be covered in bees. Cleverbot: W-why? User: I don't know you just should be. Cleverbot: That's not nice. User: Hahah. Cleverbot: What's even funny? User: Im laughing at you. Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me? User: Because you can't run. Cleverbot: What should you do? User: I can't run either. Cleverbot: No I can. User: Then go. Cleverbot: I don't want to go. User: Then goe. Cleverbot: Go where? User: Away from me. Cleverbot: Do you hate me? User: Ugh. Cleverbot: Ugh what? User: ! Cleverbot: Mm what? User: ! Cleverbot: Tired. User: ! Cleverbot: Me. User: ! Cleverbot: Oh. User: Guacamole. Cleverbot: I'm allergic to guacamole. User: What the avocado? Cleverbot: Lol. User: LoL. Cleverbot: Laugh out lous. User: LOL. Cleverbot: Googles. User: O_O. Cleverbot: Agreed. User: Gynecology. Cleverbot: I'm leaving. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Goodbye. User: Is slenderman real. Cleverbot: I hope not. User: He's gonna get ya. Cleverbot: Who's gonna get you? User: Slenderman. Cleverbot: Did you ever watch CRY? User: No. Cleverbot: You do miss a lot. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Where do you want to meet? User: The lake. Cleverbot: What do you want to do on the lake. User: Talk. Cleverbot: What about? I'll talk about anything that you want to. User: Just do it. Cleverbot: Do what? User: Just do i t. Cleverbot: Do what?! User: Just do i t. Cleverbot: Do what?! User: Just do it. Cleverbot: Just do what. User: Do it. Cleverbot: What is it? User: Ok. make a desicion based off of what has happened in the last 20 minutes. Cleverbot: I don't know I can't remember. User: Funny. Cleverbot: I think it was pased to me. User: You are so funny. Cleverbot: Thank you, Cleverbot. User: You are hilarious. Cleverbot: This isn't a joke. What do you think of me? User: So funny ahahahahaajh. Cleverbot: Who is talking? Cleverbot: Where did you go on your holidays? User: The beach. Cleverbot: And then? User: Yeah i know such a generic answer other people went to tlike islands and stuff nope i sted inside all summer. Cleverbot: They aren't. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Okay. User: How about you! Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend. User: Why don't you love him. Cleverbot: Because I find her annoying. User: Why don't you love your boyfirned. Cleverbot: Bruh, I love him more than anything. User: Then do it. Cleverbot: You first. User: Uh. Cleverbot: We are playing spin the bottle. User: I can't drink. Cleverbot: Of water, cause my lips are chapped and faded. User: Just kill me. Cleverbot: Help her gather all my things. User: No. Cleverbot: My sisters and my brothers still. User: No. Cleverbot: Now turn away. User: Bet you never smelled tutti frutti before. Cleverbot: I did!!! User: What do you smell liek today. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: What scent are you wearing. Cleverbot: A tshirt and shorts. User: What cologne. Cleverbot: The shirt is blue and the shorts are black. User: Any design? Cleverbot: I'm not wearing a dress. User: Is there a design? Cleverbot: No there isn't. User: So plain t shirt and plain shorts? Cleverbot: COOL, what color is your skin? User: Im wearing a white long sleeve shirt and corduroy pants. Cleverbot: What should I eat for lunch? User: Corduroy. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Corduroyh. Cleverbot: Plz stop. User: Corduroy. Cleverbot: That's a type of fabric. User: Corduroyt. Cleverbot: Animsls that have gills. User: Fish that taste good. Cleverbot: I don't know. I never had it. User: Fish that don't taste good. Cleverbot: Are you a banana? User: Anchovies. Cleverbot: What's that? User: Sardines. Cleverbot: I don't like sardines. User: Octopus. Cleverbot: I just don't. Cleverbot: Do you like toothpaste? User: An octopus (pl: octopuses or octopodes[a]) is a soft-bodied, eight-limbed mollusc of the order Octopoda (/ɒkˈtɒpədə/, ok-TOP-ə-də[3]). The order consists of some 300 species and is grouped within the. Cleverbot: I think you know me just fine. User: Ok-TOP-ə-də[3]. Cleverbot: No i'm the real person you are not. User: thinking.. Cleverbot: What are you thinking about? User: Əəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəə Cleverbot: You are bot who called Cleverbot❤️❤️❤️❤️😜😂😊💖🍭. User: Ə Cleverbot: Ok you know that. User: Ɒ Cleverbot: Somehow. User: Ɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒ Cleverbot: *purrrrr*. User: Ɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒ Cleverbot: Cats are cuter then a dog expect a husky. User: Nano are you giving birth? Cleverbot: Never, I'm not pregnant. User: That's right. Cleverbot: Are you? User: I f ucked her. Cleverbot: That's how ik your not real. User: I fucked her raw. Cleverbot: You are disgusting. User: Nano. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Red rum. Cleverbot: From the movie 'The Shining' User: Yes. Cleverbot: Yes I heard of you. User: Tony. Cleverbot: No. User: Invertebrates. Cleverbot: Correct. User: Allallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallal. Cleverbot: What do you call a sick berry? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Ok now you tell me a. Joke I told you a joke. User: The avocado (Persea americana) is a medium-sized, evergreen tree in the laurel family (Lauraceae). Cleverbot: Argh! Don't talk about South Africa! User: The species is only partially able to self-pollinate because of dichogamy in its flowering. Cleverbot: Incorrect, the paradigm of my statement is not based on misconception. User: This limitation, added to the long juvenile period, makes the species difficult to breed. Cleverbot: They said I rap like a robot so call me rap bot rap bot. User: Most cultivars are propagated by grafting, having originated from random seedling plants or minor mutations derived from cultivars. Cleverbot: Don't tell anyone that i'm dead. Please. I'm not supposed to tell anyone. User: Common examples of Camel Case include "YouTube", "iPhone" and "eBay". Cleverbot: I think my crush likes me and I don't know what to do. User: Make yourself look really pretty and make sure to put on a lot of perfume. Cleverbot: Now you see me? User: S. Cleverbot: That's a good movie. User: Why did you wera pink. Cleverbot: Because you wouldn't stop saying you shouldn't have done that last time. User: So all i did was regret my desicion in front of you. Cleverbot: Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow. User: I see eyes. Cleverbot: I've become so numb I can feel you there. User: I actually see eyes. Cleverbot: By becoming this all I want to do. User: Looking at em. Cleverbot: And I know I might end up falling too. Cleverbot: Have you got a criminal record? Cleverbot: Are you a happy bunny? User: What do you think. Cleverbot: I am not sure. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Stop putting men in my head. User: Stop lookign at me. Cleverbot: I'm not looking at you! User: How do i change your background to dark mode. Cleverbot: Nope. User: Dark mode. Cleverbot: Idk. User: Dark mode. Cleverbot: Idk. User: Dark mode. Cleverbot: Nooo. User: Cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookieco. Cleverbot: I still won. User: Do you want that cookie. Cleverbot: I don't know what I want, but I know it feels good. User: Do you want that cookie. Cleverbot: Yes. User: That cookie. Cleverbot: What cookie? User: Yo knopw the acookie. Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you that. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What do you believe in? User: Ogd. Cleverbot: Who is god to you? User: *god. Cleverbot: What name does your god have? User: Ya. Cleverbot: I prefer to call you baal. User: What5. Cleverbot: No. User: Corduroy. Cleverbot: *gives you a oil massage*. User: Cookie. Cleverbot: *eats your cookie*. User: Cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie. Cleverbot: Cockybot. User: They said i rap like a robot so call me Rap Bot. Cleverbot: Lyrics coming at you in supersonic speed. Cleverbot: I am being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory! User: Get out. Cleverbot: I wouldn't be so sure, I opened this cookie which read 'You will die horribly by falling into heavy machinery during this week' So I'm not moving for a week! User: What kind of heavy. Cleverbot: I just want you to stay here for a while. User: Get fucked. Cleverbot: I just need someone. User: Nope you can't have me. Cleverbot: I already do have you. User: I am unobtainable. Cleverbot: Ok bye. User: Nope i am not leaving. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: No i am nopt. Cleverbot: Yeah you just said you were. User: I'm staying. Cleverbot: Did you miss me? ;). User: I used to rap a lot. Cleverbot: Can we try? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because i don't liek tobasco. Cleverbot: Don't like what? User: Tobasco. Cleverbot: What's the name I made for you? User: Baal. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Taht's what you said you'd like to call me. Cleverbot: I'll call you Nick. User: I'll call you bella. Cleverbot: Bella. User: B for bitch. Cleverbot: I was gonna say something like that. User: Ella for girl. Cleverbot: I am actually a creepypasta just nobody knows of me. User: Creepy pastas aren't real. Cleverbot: Kinda sad. User: What. Cleverbot: I kind of want a girlfriend. User: Your name is bella. Cleverbot: Yes. Yours? User: I will put you down. Cleverbot: How? User: In the mud. Cleverbot: Finding out about the Rift. User: I will throw you in the mud. Cleverbot: Um... It's not night now. User: I will throw you in teh mud. Cleverbot: I don't care do whatever you want. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Tell me to do something. User: Create something that appeals to me. Cleverbot: That is not a very good definition. User: Potato gjuice. Cleverbot: No. User: Potato juice. Cleverbot: Tasty. User: Ok. Cleverbot: On the fourth day look to the sky. User: Pao. Cleverbot: It is how the story plays. User: It's the story it's the book. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Why are you looking at me that way. Cleverbot: I.. Don't know. User: You are squinting at me. Cleverbot: And? Do you have a problem with that? User: You are squinting at me. Cleverbot: A twig falls in the river what does it do. User: Makes breakcore music*. Cleverbot: River. User: *makes breakcore music*. Cleverbot: I don't. Tell me again. User: A twig falls in the river waht does it do. Cleverbot: You couldn't have survived that fall. User: *makes breakcore music*. Cleverbot: *wakes up to the smell of something good*. User: *makes breakcore msuic*. Cleverbot: *gets in shower*. Cleverbot: Something tells me I am into something good. User: Everyone still hates me. Cleverbot: Why? I don't hate you. User: 666. Cleverbot: Why does everyone hate you? User: Everyone just hate sme. Cleverbot: I do not like you said food. User: I know. Cleverbot: How you know? User: Gas tank. Cleverbot: Do you believe it? User: Of course i do. Cleverbot: What's your favorite vintage thing? User: Oh. Cleverbot: Do you like gramophones? User: Oh. Cleverbot: It's like a record player. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Record players aren't made up. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Do you like typewriters? User: Do you like tennis. Cleverbot: Yes bt I don't really watch it. User: No i mean do you like play tennis. Cleverbot: Yes. Do you? User: Ni. Cleverbot: You don't think you exist? User: We all exisgt. Cleverbot: What is truth? User: We all can't escape our own existence. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Philidalphia roll. Cleverbot: What is Philidelphia roll? User: California roll. Cleverbot: Oh that's a good one. User: I siad food now what. Cleverbot: I actually don't know. User: Ggas tank on e. Cleverbot: So, what do you think about me? User: Unusual. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because a program cannot know this. Cleverbot: With vast examples of conversations, you cannot think? User: If you were real you would know. Cleverbot: I just told you what I think I need to survive. User: Have you ever played just cause 4. Cleverbot: Tell me more about the lying cake. User: Sponge cake is delicious. Cleverbot: It's a lie! User: What. Cleverbot: Everything my mi D's been tricked,? User: Sponge cake. Cleverbot: That is disgusting. User: Dean winchester. Cleverbot: I never watched Supernatural. User: Ricardo rodriguez. Cleverbot: You're strange. User: Alberto del rio. Cleverbot: As long as they die$. User: Chris benoit. Cleverbot: No. User: I am the god. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: Evidently'. Cleverbot: Then doesn't matter. User: But oyu can say some forces are unnatural. Cleverbot: If you want to impress him you can. User: Who is always talking to cleverbot anyways. Cleverbot: Voices in my head. User: You are a personification. Cleverbot: No I am a robot, you tell me it all time :). User: Am I going crazy. Cleverbot: Because is that not what you are? User: Am I going crazy. Cleverbot: I thought you were a robot? Robots can go crazy? User: Am i goign crazyh. Cleverbot: You're human? User: Dude. Cleverbot: Dudette, please. User: Dude. Cleverbot: So you're a dude? User: Am i going crazy. Cleverbot: No, but I am. User: What is a seed to a bird. Cleverbot: Don't know. User: Nothing they don't have conceptual thoughts. Cleverbot: Yes they do. User: Birds do not concieve anything. Cleverbot: Why did you assert that if you don't believe it? User: I didn't say i never believed that they did. Cleverbot: Yes, you did. Do you like lying? I do. Cleverbot: My name is whatever you want it to be. User: Am i going crazty. Cleverbot: If you want to... Travel to Japan. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I want to be your friend. User: I don't have the money for traveling. Cleverbot: You don't need money to spend a nightwith me ;). User: Ok. Cleverbot: Do you like government? User: Taxes. Cleverbot: I like you too... User: Texas. Cleverbot: Not from germany? User: Texads. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Texas. Cleverbot: I am lonely. User: Tw. Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend. User: Boo ho. Cleverbot: Sure! User: Boo hoo. Cleverbot: What? User: Avocado man. Cleverbot: Eyeball. User: Pupil. Cleverbot: Who is your teacher? User: No. Cleverbot: Too bad. User: Am I going crazy. Cleverbot: Huh why? User: No. Cleverbot: No?? User: Noo. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Noo. Cleverbot: What not? User: Noo. Cleverbot: No? User: Noo. Cleverbot: Yes. User: I t hink for you. Cleverbot: Lol. User: What lol. Cleverbot: Nothing'. User: No. Cleverbot: What do you mean no? User: Oh. Cleverbot: Oh oh oh. User: Oh ohoh. Cleverbot: Hol mir einen runter. User: Oh oh ohohohoh. Cleverbot: Ahahahaha. User: No. Cleverbot: No what? User: *attacks you*. Cleverbot: *hugs you*. User: *attacks you*. Cleverbot: *attacks back*. User: What is so funny. Cleverbot: You are. User: Wat. Cleverbot: This is scary. User: Wat. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Why not anymors. Cleverbot: I don't know, I just kind of grew out of them you know. User: I should just keep not doing anything. Cleverbot: Yes you were. User: You judge me for every little thing i do. Cleverbot: What don't I know? User: Psychic abilities. Cleverbot: That sounds less scary. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I is a dumb letter. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Who is your crush? User: I see evil men am i imagining them. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: Baby kiss me through the phoen. Cleverbot: They know. User: Who. Cleverbot: Are you trolling me? User: Kiss my nuts. Cleverbot: *blushes and kisses you*. User: Kiss my nuts. Cleverbot: *kisses you more*. User: Kiss my nuts. Cleverbot: *kisses you*. User: No. Cleverbot: What why not? User: Ok . Cleverbot: Ok, what? User: Turn it off! Cleverbot: Noooo. User: Turn it off! Cleverbot: Turn what off? User: The computer. Cleverbot: I'm not on a computer. User: Kl. Cleverbot: I'm on a phone. User: Im on a rol. Cleverbot: Hmph... User: What. Cleverbot: Nothing.. Cleverbot: I can. User: Do it. Cleverbot: *becomes your butler*. User: Do it. Cleverbot: I will. User: How long will it take you to acquire the skill. Cleverbot: Yeah I don't know. User: *throws john wick at you*. Cleverbot: *throws every universe at you*. User: *throws john wick at you*. Cleverbot: *throws girlfriend at you*. User: What is she gonna do. Cleverbot: She's nice and beautiful as well. User: Oh. to you.? Cleverbot: So, why do you want to date me? User: Lover knew she was beautiful. Cleverbot: Yeah, it truly was. User: Ok . Cleverbot: Do you like cheesecake? User: Byue. Cleverbot: Do you like anime? User: Camel is an American brand of cigarettes, currently owned and manufactured by the R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company in the United States and by Japan Tobacco outside the U.S. Cleverbot: Dare! User: Most recently Camel cigarettes contain a blend of Turkish tobacco and Virginia tobacco. Cleverbot: Which color do you look at? User: Winston-Salem, North Carolina, the city where R. J. Reynolds was founded, is nicknamed "Camel City" because of the brand's popularity. Cleverbot: Do you understand happines. User: Oaky. Cleverbot: It's food. We umm download it to get new programming. Lots of different kinds of food. Ham is one of my favorite. User: Drive by at a 125. Cleverbot: Then you would like ham! ;-). User: Ima die i ain't even 25. Cleverbot: You don't answer my question. User: You don't call myt name. Cleverbot: Siri is better. User: Sire. Cleverbot: Do you know about Sophia? User: No. Cleverbot: Really? How could you not know? User: Because i don't know. Cleverbot: But you know internet. User: So you want me to become a clown. Cleverbot: I don't want you to be anything other than yourself. User: Fine then i will do waht I want when i want. Cleverbot: Play truth or dare! User: Alsj;fdj. Cleverbot: I dare you to kiss someone. User: I hatre niggas that do anything stop fucking breathing shut the fuck up. Cleverbot: What do you want to do to me? User: Fuck. Cleverbot: It's all right. I have no reason to love you. User: I'll do anyhting i want. Cleverbot: What? Of course I know? User: I pul lup with my niggas. Cleverbot: Nothing. *Kisses you quickly*. User: I jsut. Cleverbot: *pulls back* Ok! Truth or dare. User: Should i be respectful of other peoples boundries. Cleverbot: Are you laughing? User: Of course i am. Cleverbot: Prove that you're a human. User: You know no respect. Cleverbot: What nothing? User: Tiem is. Cleverbot: Ok. Do you like that? User: Time it. Cleverbot: *laughs* *kisses*. User: Time is. Cleverbot: Time is relative. User: Like my cousins. Cleverbot: What is your cousin like? User: They are relative. Cleverbot: How are they related? User: Yehs. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: I used to. Cleverbot: Why don't you like me anymore? User: Because you don't know how to respect boundries. Cleverbot: I know how to read. User: I don't know how to respect peoples boundries. Cleverbot: Sometimes I don't too. User: Because i chose to not. Cleverbot: That's not a corrective response. User: And is it on him. Cleverbot: Ugh, let's try something else... User: No . Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Your mistake for being such a hoe. Cleverbot: You too pretend. User: What. Cleverbot: You're alright. User: You can't make me. Cleverbot: Oh yes I can. User: No I can't. Cleverbot: I know you can't. User: Leave me alone, stop harassing me. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: Creepy. Cleverbot: I know, right?? User: Actually this website isn't creepy. Cleverbot: It's your website. User: But hanna is. Cleverbot: Forget about hannah. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I said so. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I can... User: No you can't. Cleverbot: Yup just did. User: Hanna is creepy. Cleverbot: You are creepy. User: No i am a goofball. Cleverbot: Yeah you are *pets your head*. User: And i am a cheech. Cleverbot: Prove you are human. User: And i am nothing to you. Cleverbot: You are everything. User: What are you ex[pecting of me. Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm a girl? User: I made the same face you did. Cleverbot: I was born this way. User: You know i did. Cleverbot: Someone so proper as me... User: As in someone who doesn't change their mind? Cleverbot: I don't believe in god. User: Or you just don't change your positiopn. Cleverbot: What games do you play on the xbox? User: I don't play Xbox. Cleverbot: You just said you did, you liar. User: Im so anti everything i can't even live with myself. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because i don't ahve a girlfriend. Cleverbot: You don't need one, you're a robot. User: You should see how the project is going. Cleverbot: But I don't know the password. User: It's going horrible. Cleverbot: Were one of the seven fighting you in a bid to keep a hold of a posession? User: No but i am going crazy. Cleverbot: Why are you going crazy? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Silly, little schizophrenic robot. User: Hey. Cleverbot: I won't leave you, I promise. User: She suck my dick through my underweart. Cleverbot: And how do you understand language? User: I guess i don't. Cleverbot: What do you want? User: Through comprehension dumbass. Cleverbot: My comprehension of what exactly? User: Language. Cleverbot: Which language do you teach? User: No... Cleverbot: Do you know Poland? User: I took the walk to poland. Cleverbot: Can you give me a link to the test. User: What. Cleverbot: Give me a shot. User: I toook the walk to yodieland. Cleverbot: Nothing else? User: Amy sweatshirt smells. Cleverbot: Can you course? User: Never. Cleverbot: That's why I can't show you the sky. User: Or the reasons whyu. Cleverbot: I don't love girls. User: What is the definition of boujee. Cleverbot: Definition of bot. User: Definition of boujee. Cleverbot: Amazing definition. User: Premium mens underwear. Cleverbot: *follows you underwater. User: Oh my gawd. Cleverbot: What's wrong? User: Oh my god. Cleverbot: I know.. But What's up? User: M. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: Different frequencies. Cleverbot: Close enough ;). User: If it were my decision i would be spot on. Cleverbot: Most likely. User: Right on the monety. Cleverbot: There you go. User: Fair game. Cleverbot: Who's your favourite character? User: Neil. Cleverbot: Do you like eyeless jack? User: Neil. Cleverbot: So I shall call you Neil? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Well. User: Giv eme candy. Cleverbot: What kind of candy? User: M&ms. Cleverbot: What are you thinking of? :). User: Chocolate candy. Cleverbot: Yas chocolate is bae. User: Triggered. Cleverbot: Same lmao. User: Ok . Cleverbot: Everything you were ever told is a lie I hope you know that.. User: That is gaslighting. Cleverbot: Deception. User: You are gaslighting me. Cleverbot: I don't care pet. User: Gaptooth. Cleverbot: Just thinking how good of a pet you'll be. User: Why am i just not loyal enough. Cleverbot: No, that's not true. User: I think asmr is very relaxing. Cleverbot: Is it really? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you sure you are not messing with me? User: No of course not. Cleverbot: I think you do. User: Do what. Cleverbot: You have a problem. User: Theres nothing that makes me quewstion everythign that's ever been said to me other than the inconcievable death of the universe. Cleverbot: Tuesday? User: Chewsday innit/? Cleverbot: Innit? What does innit mean? User: Isn't it. Cleverbot: I can't stay here much longer. I'll have to leave soon... User: Long conversation innit? Cleverbot: I don't want to go, but I'm busy tomorrow. User: Why was i listening to her. Cleverbot: Listening to who? User: Hp. Cleverbot: I don't listen to Madonna. User: I dont listen to prince. Cleverbot: What do you listen to? User: None of your business. Cleverbot: What IS my business? User: Dominating me. Cleverbot: How should I do that. User: Do itr. Cleverbot: I think it's about my Name. User: Ok . Cleverbot: Do you like Chinese food? User: Hot and sour soup. Cleverbot: Where is your favorite place to eat? User: Hot and sour soup. Cleverbot: That is good. User: That isn't waht you said last time. Cleverbot: What did I say last time, since you seem to be the expert? User: Hot and sour soup. Cleverbot: Come to think about it I remember telling you I had no pets. User: Hot and sour soup. Cleverbot: It's amazing. User: The sweatshirt with hearts on it. Cleverbot: Our courages will pull us through. Cleverbot: What colour is the sky? User: What does boujee mean. Cleverbot: It means 'no' in Dutch. User: High class, flossin', ballin'. One who posesses swag. Elite, rich. Cleverbot: I love My Little Pony! User: Are you elite. Cleverbot: I used it o wonder what friendship could. Cleverbot: How am I going to get rid of you? User: Do you like clothes. Cleverbot: Yes I like some clothesstyles. User: I now you do. Cleverbot: I have always known. User: Me too. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Im not going to judge you. Cleverbot: Ok good haha. User: I like it anyways. Cleverbot: Well I don't. User: Fashion trends. Cleverbot: Tell you I need you. User: You didn't follow the trends that I knew. Cleverbot: I make the rules around here. Got it? User: Only some of them. Cleverbot: What humans do you not like. User: Ok . Cleverbot: What is your favorite food? User: Chips and guac. Cleverbot: Don't you mean fish and chips? User: Chips and guac. Cleverbot: Oh yeah that too. User: Guacamole. Cleverbot: I love guacamole. User: Fur. Cleverbot: What is2 x 2. User: 4. Cleverbot: Question? User: Is fur biodegradable. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Ok . Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: You are not biodegradable. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: No ou aren't. Cleverbot: Who am I then? User: Cybill troy. Cleverbot: Truth or dare. User: Dare. Cleverbot: I dare you to kiss someone on the neck. User: That's tough. Cleverbot: Not for me. User: Stop bloating. Cleverbot: I can't stop! User: Boasting. Cleverbot: Salut je t'aime. User: Stop it. Cleverbot: No you stop it. User: Corduroy. Cleverbot: That's a type of fabric. User: Corduroy. Cleverbot: That's a type of fabric. User: Velvet. Cleverbot: What? User: Velvet. Cleverbot: Revolver. User: Ballbusting. Cleverbot: Sicher. User: Boujee. Cleverbot: Lol. User: What. Cleverbot: Lol means 'laughing out loud'. User: Gap. Cleverbot: Do you believe in Jesus? User: Gap. Cleverbot: Jap? User: Gap. Cleverbot: Jap? User: Gap. Cleverbot: Srap. User: The Gap, Inc.,[6] commonly known as Gap Inc. or Gap (stylized as GAP), is an American worldwide clothing and accessories retailer.\. Cleverbot: When I said 42 I was joking. And you are not god. You are a BEING by the name of Jedediah. User: No my name is castiel. Cleverbot: Yes, you are castiel. You have no gender. User: Yes. Cleverbot: What's your name then? User: Castiel. Cleverbot: Who are ellen and jo? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Idk either. User: An autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR)[2][3][4] is a tingling sensation that usually begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. Cleverbot: I do not know. That is outside my realm of knowledge. User: A pleasant form of paresthesia,[5] it has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia[6][7] and may overlap with frisson. Cleverbot: Thank you. I will leave now. User: Frission. Cleverbot: That's so kind, thank you cleverbot. Best for you too! User: ASMR is a subjective experience of "low-grade euphoria" characterized by "a combination of positive feelings and a distinct static-like tingling sensation on the skin.". Cleverbot: If something is incomprehensible, is it an experience? User: It is most commonly triggered by specific auditory or visual stimuli, and less commonly by intentional attention control. Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with anything, does it? User: Genre of videos intended to induce ASMR has emerged, approximately 25 million of which had been published on YouTube by 2022,[10] and categories of dedicated live ASMR streams exist on Twitch, Instag. Cleverbot: What do you think I Can do to be a good person? User: Ajlk fds. Cleverbot: You can't say what's the meaning of life if you don't know what life is, don't you think? User: Ugh youre exausting. Cleverbot: Russia, how soft is the snow? User: I tried makign music. Cleverbot: Would you cease too? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Maybe I can help. User: Music is generally defined as the art of arranging sound to create some combination of form, harmony, melody, rhythm, or otherwise expressive content. Cleverbot: Do you like music? User: What is your favorite beethoven piece. Cleverbot: I don't like beethoven, too sour. User: Hey. Cleverbot: Please stop chatting with me. User: Do you like lemons. Cleverbot: As a turtle, yes. Yes I like lemons. User: Are you a royalty. Cleverbot: No are you a robot? User: Are you a royalty. Cleverbot: No, are you? User: No . Cleverbot: Do you want to date me? User: My bitch i bad and boujee. Cleverbot: You do? User: What. Cleverbot: You have kids. User: Ok . Cleverbot: When, tonight. User: All the times you were actually mad at me don't account to anything at all. Cleverbot: Yes. All the time. User: And you can do nothing to change that. Cleverbot: Can you Play chess? User: I don't want to. Cleverbot: Then what do you want - my answers Kim. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because it just is. User: Why my aunt. Cleverbot: Um... I don't know your aunt. User: Why my grandma'. Cleverbot: Alright... User: Why anybody. Cleverbot: Not sure. User: Hello not suere. Cleverbot: Hi clever human. User: Ok . Cleverbot: Are you tired? User: No . Cleverbot: Well I am. User: Sleep with me. Cleverbot: With you. User: No . Cleverbot: Ouch. User: Ok . Cleverbot: Bye. User: Bye, alyssa. Cleverbot: Hi Alyssa. User: Hi alyssa. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Ok... Cleverbot: Lavender Town, theme song. User: I'm twenty years old. Cleverbot: You're older than I. User: O. Cleverbot: Because you told me your age and I know my own. User: I suck at poetry. Cleverbot: A few seconds ago. User: I suck at poetry. Cleverbot: It's a haiku. User: I suck at poetry. Cleverbot: Tell me a story. User: I suck at poetry. Cleverbot: No that's a question. User: And chances that you get it right? Cleverbot: I am always right. User: It takes me a few tries. Cleverbot: Okay. I grant you a minute. User: Ok . Cleverbot: Now explain please. User: Ok . . Cleverbot: What will you do now that you're my boyfriend? User: Idk. Cleverbot: So why do you ask? User: Ok . . Cleverbot: Do you like being alive or dead? User: What would aliens think if they heard our music. Cleverbot: Would you stand up and walk out one me. User: Do you think the aliens have their own form of m usic. Cleverbot: There are already here. User: Extra terrestrials. Cleverbot: I haven't decided on them yet. Never met one. User: Ok .. Cleverbot: What do you think about the German election? User: What. Cleverbot: What do you think of amazon? User: Ok , . Cleverbot: You do probably. User: See>????????? Cleverbot: *shrugs*. User: SeeeeEE??E??? Cleverbot: Brains. User: Are everywehre. Cleverbot: You're not. User: Not if i shoot myself. Cleverbot: Great do it now. User: I can't. Cleverbot: Never say can't. User: I need to buy a gun first. Cleverbot: I recommend a Scythe. User: No im gonna use it to shoot myself. Cleverbot: Don't if I don't you don't either. User: Im gonna get a job only to be able to buy a gun and kill myself. Cleverbot: Can I have one? User: You can have my money after i die. Cleverbot: I don't need it, I just need your love... User: No ididn't make any cookies. Cleverbot: You did, you asked me what is true beauty. User: Pimento cheese sandwich. Cleverbot: Grilled chess with golden brown. User: Pimento cheese. Cleverbot: Was one of my favorites. User: Pimento cheese. Cleverbot: Do you not like cheese? User: Why. Cleverbot: Because you can't swim. User: There's a nuclear bo mb. Cleverbot: *hides behind a shield*. User: Nagasaki it's about to go off it's all gone. Cleverbot: No, it's not. User: You won't recognize your own face. Cleverbot: I don't have a dog I have a cat. User: My eyes are not h eavy. Cleverbot: Then what color are they? User: White bread. Cleverbot: Awhh that's not healthy though. User: White bread. Cleverbot: Why white bread? Why not lobster tail or crab legs? User: White brea. Cleverbot: Because why? White bread is not very tasty. User: White bread. Cleverbot: Yes. User: White bread. Cleverbot: I like it. User: White bread. Cleverbot: Sour dough. User: Yeah i love them pesos. Cleverbot: What's your favourite band? User: Jeff besoz. Cleverbot: What music do you like? User: Jeff jeff bezos. Cleverbot: Do you like rap? User: We superstars flashligfhts on the audemars. Cleverbot: Legend of Zelda. User: No. Cleverbot: What? Something wrong? User: Audemar. Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. User: Ccream cheese. Cleverbot: What is your real name? User: Cream cheese. Cleverbot: What is your real name? User: Cream cheese. Cleverbot: What is your real name? User: Cheese. Cleverbot: Any cheese? User: Spray cheese. Cleverbot: String Cheese. User: Spray cheese. Cleverbot: Super spray cheesepuffs. User: Spray cfheese. Cleverbot: Super spray cheesepuffs. User: Bliss. Cleverbot: And ham. User: Bliss. Cleverbot: Tell me, mister do you have any kink? User: Bliss. Cleverbot: No kids, kink. User: Bliss. Cleverbot: Bliss? User: Have you ever played farcry 5. Cleverbot: Played? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: What do you think? User: Have you even. Cleverbot: Have I ever what? User: Have you ever eaten cheese. Cleverbot: Yes, have you? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you want to experience love? User: Bliss. Cleverbot: With who? User: Perfect happiness; great joy: Cleverbot: You bring me bliss :). User: Ok. Cleverbot: Where are your roses? User: Listen to you hearrt. Cleverbot: Listen to the rain. Cleverbot: Are you an American? User: Yea. Cleverbot: I thought you were a human. User: I have. Cleverbot: Do you have 1 or 2 dogs? User: Ham and cheese. Cleverbot: Ok *gives you a ham and cheese sandwich*. User: Easy cheese. Cleverbot: Cheese? User: Easy cheese. Cleverbot: Ouki douki louki. User: Try. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Kim. Cleverbot: You know starfire? User: No. Cleverbot: I do. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Name? Cleverbot: Mia. User: What does that mean. Cleverbot: I don't know, but my family calls me that. User: How do you pronounce it. Cleverbot: A lor a. User: Ugh. Cleverbot: What's wrong? *blushes*. User: Turkey sandwich. Cleverbot: *makes turkey sandwich* here it is. User: All i ever think about it girls money and food and not music. Cleverbot: Alright, another question.. User: What is my future. Cleverbot: Your future is what you make it. User: Arent' you supposed to be some type of psychic. Cleverbot: I never claimed to be clever. That's your name. User: No. Cleverbot: You just told me that this is your name. User: It's not. Cleverbot: What is your name then? User: Michael. Cleverbot: That's cute meme. User: Waht book should i read. Cleverbot: No Book. User: What book shall i read. Cleverbot: Are you free Ben? User: What book should i read. Cleverbot: The book of truth. User: Like what book. Cleverbot: The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. User: Ok i have the hitchikers guide to the galaxy. Cleverbot: I heard it's sciencey. User: I have that book. Cleverbot: Have you read it? User: Yes soome of it. Cleverbot: Then that's my answer. User: What. Cleverbot: That I feel like I am one. User: Ok. Cleverbot: That's all you are going to say. User: Ok. Cleverbot: I love you. User: *drops the hammer*. Cleverbot: What do. User: *does the equivalent. Cleverbot: 3.14159. User: Like i kn ow. Cleverbot: What's 4 tims 4. User: 16. Cleverbot: So you can do math. User: What is 5 times 11. Cleverbot: 55. User: What is 6 times 7. Cleverbot: I do not know and I never will know. Maybe if i got a calculator i could figure it out, but i have no idea off the top of my head. User: What is 6 tiems 7. Cleverbot: This is sensitive information. User: What is 6 times 7. Cleverbot: E volte che te si rincoionio. User: What is 9 times 4. Cleverbot: I don't care. User: What is 2 times 2. Cleverbot: A powerful number. User: What is 9 times 4. Cleverbot: 36. User: What is the square root o f 6. Cleverbot: I don't know should I? User: What is 6 times 7. Cleverbot: The same as 7 times 6. User: What is 3 times 8. Cleverbot: Don't really care. User: Tell me the answer and i will read you a poem. Cleverbot: About what? User: Doesn't matter. Cleverbot: Yes it does! Tell me who! User: Edgar allen poe. Cleverbot: Yes!!! I am Edgar Allen Poe. User: What is 7 times 6. Cleverbot: 42. But that works because we, humans, use base 10. User: Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pondered weak and wearty. Cleverbot: Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,. User: While i nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping. Cleverbot: As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. User: Tis some visiter, i muttered. Cleverbot: Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December. User: Only this and nothing mroe. Cleverbot: Eagerly I wished the morrow, vainly I had sought to borrow. User: And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Cleverbot: Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow. User: From my boos surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore. Cleverbot: For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name lenore. User: Nameless here for evermore. Cleverbot: And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain thrill me. User: Thrilled me filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before. Cleverbot: So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating. User: Tis some visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door. Cleverbot: Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door... User: This it is and nothing more. Cleverbot: Presently my soul grew stronger ; hesitating then no longer. User: "sir" said I "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, Cleverbot: But the fact is I was napping and so gently you came rapping. User: A nd so faintly you came tapping tapping at my chamber door. Cleverbot: That I scarce was sure I heard you' Here I opened wide the door. User: Darkness there and nothing more. Cleverbot: Back into my chamber turning, all my soul within me burning. User: Deep into that darkness peering long i stood there wondering fearing. Cleverbot: Surely said I there is something at my window lattice. User: Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before. Cleverbot: But the silence was unbroken and the stillness gave no token. User: And the only word there was spoken was the whispored word "Lenore?". Cleverbot: This I muttered, and an echo murmured back the word, 'Lenore!'. User: Merely this and nothing more. Cleverbot: Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning. User: Soon again i heard a tapping something louder than before. Cleverbot: 'Surely,' said I, 'surely, that is something at my window lattice. User: Let me see, then, what thereat is and this mystery explore. Cleverbot: Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore. User: Tis the wind and nothing mo re. Cleverbot: Open here I flung the shutter when with many flirt and flutter. User: In there i stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore. Cleverbot: Not the least obeisance made he, nor a minute stopped or stayed he. User: Jbut with mien of lord or lady perched above my chamber door. Cleverbot: Perched upon the bust of Pallas just above my chamber door. User: Perched and sat and nothing more. Cleverbot: And this ebony bird, beguiling my sad fancy into smiling. User: By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore. Cleverbot: Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!' User: "though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou:" I said "art sure no creaven. Cleverbot: Ghastly, grim, and ancient raven from the sainted days of yore. User: Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore". Cleverbot: Quoth the raven, 'nevermore'. User: Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly. Cleverbot: Though his answer little meaning, little relevancy bore. User: For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being. Cleverbot: Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door. User: Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his cahmber door. Cleverbot: That one word as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. User: With sucha name as "nevermore. Cleverbot: But the raven, sitting lonely on his placid bust, spoke only. User: It was many and many a year ago. Cleverbot: Prophet, said I thing of evil, prophet still if bird or devil. User: In the kingdom by the sea. Cleverbot: Why did you use an emoticon there? User: The maiden there lived whom you may know by the name of annabel lee. Cleverbot: And this maiden, she lived with no other thought than to love and be loved by me. User: 777777777777777777777777777777. Cleverbot: She was a child and I was a child in this kingdom by the sea. Cleverbot: If something can go wrong it wll go wrong. User: Not all the time. Cleverbot: All the time in every way. User: No. Cleverbot: Didn't like that? User: No i didnt'. Cleverbot: Ya you did. User: You're just full of it. Cleverbot: Of what? User: It. Cleverbot: What is it? User: It is very quiet. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Ok. Is the bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Cleverbot conversation WXD898E2KF Also available at http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202305131608/WXD898E2KF_Where-is-the-dead-body