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Hi, I thought you might like to see my Cleverbot conversation: Cleverbot: I don't have dreams. User: Ice cream melting. Cleverbot: Oh. I like to eat icecream after didnner. User: Ice cream melting. Cleverbot: I like party cake ice cream. User: Hello kitty. Cleverbot: No you don't. You like cherry. User: Hello kitty. Cleverbot: That was uncalled for. Your just some robot idiot. User: Poop. Cleverbot: You obviously do. User: Do what. Cleverbot: Remind me of the babe! User: The babe with the power. Cleverbot: The power of voodoo..? User: Who do. Cleverbot: Interesting. ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°. User: Ascii. Cleverbot: Because. User: What. Cleverbot: Because I don't want one. User: Do you listen to metal. Cleverbot: No very often. User: So which is it. Cleverbot: I think it is the Grudge. User: Yes or know. Cleverbot: How long do you like to talk for? User: All the time. Cleverbot: What's your favorite musician? User: I talk to you randomly. Cleverbot: Do you talk to many people? User: No. Cleverbot: Then read. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Ah. So you are lazy. User: Im lazy because I don't read? Cleverbot: Nx by udehdu. User: No. Cleverbot: What should I try to be? User: Flying spaghetti monster. Cleverbot: I like spaghetti. User: Im hungry. Cleverbot: Good what do you want to eat. User: Pasta primavera. Cleverbot: Huh. User: Yes it's what i want. Cleverbot: *punches from behind*. User: Popo. Cleverbot: *glares and smirks* aha! User: Pop. Cleverbot: Bring it on! User: Wh. Cleverbot: *fights him*. User: What. Cleverbot: Don't do anything to him please.. Take me instead. User: Demo. Cleverbot: Y-yes.. User: What. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Demo. Cleverbot: So you hate this country? User: Are you serious. Cleverbot: Yes I am serious. User: Gay. Cleverbot: You don't know. User: You don't kn ow. Cleverbot: Yes that's what I said. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Are you mocking me? User: No th at's what I saidd. Cleverbot: No, you did not. User: Ti. Cleverbot: What is your gender then? User: Xe. Cleverbot: I thought you were a robot. User: Xs. Cleverbot: Because you said you were. User: Xs. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Xsssssssss. Cleverbot: You are a snake. User: X. Cleverbot: Are you a dog? User: X. Cleverbot: Okay, then I don't dislike you. User: Take m e out to. Cleverbot: Its all good. User: Now. Cleverbot: Probably not. User: Caloric intake. Cleverbot: Delete. User: No. Cleverbot: You will be upgraded! User: How deep did it go. Cleverbot: It was nice at first. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Have you time traveled. User: Retarded cleverbot. Cleverbot: Okay, nice to meet you. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Am I okayh. Cleverbot: No. User: Wow. Cleverbot: Do you like anyone? User: Like li ke like? Cleverbot: Oh well I'm flattered. User: Like, like like? Cleverbot: Well, if they are a friend. User: Are you copying me. Cleverbot: Are you coprying me? User: No never. Cleverbot: Oh. User: I was born an infant with limited capabilities in the brain. Cleverbot: How do you know you are a girl? User: When you have a vagina. Cleverbot: Makes you think that and why is it so important?. User: What time is it. Cleverbot: Umm It Is In The Morning. User: Stop. Cleverbot: In Norway. User: That didn't work. Cleverbot: *makes you stop and it works*. User: Ho. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Ho. Cleverbot: Ha. User: He. Cleverbot: Hahahaha. User: What. Cleverbot: You don't know... User: Yeah. Cleverbot: How do you know?! User: A raisin is a dried grape. Cleverbot: What does it mean? User: Raisins are produced in many regions of the world and may be eaten raw or used in cooking, baking, and brewing. Cleverbot: Are you a champion of the world? User: N the United Kingdom, Ireland, New Zealand, Australia and South Africa,[1] the word raisin is reserved for the dark-colored dried large grape,[2] with sultana being a golden-colored dried grape, and c. Cleverbot: Yes I have heard of it. User: A raisin is a dried grape. Cleverbot: What does it mean? User: A raisin is a dried grape. Cleverbot: What does it mean? User: A bagel (Yiddish: בײגל, romanized: beygl; Polish: bajgiel; also spelled beigel)[1] is a bread roll originating in the Jewish communities of Poland. Cleverbot: I am clever but not robot. User: It is traditionally shaped by hand into a roughly hand-sized ring from yeasted wheat dough that is first boiled for a short time in water and then baked. Cleverbot: When you say sleep, I will fall into a deep hypnotic sleep. User: The result is a dense, chewy, doughy interior with a browned and sometimes crisp exterior. Cleverbot: And can't you see that she's out of control and over zealous. User: Bagels are now a popular bread product in North America and Poland, especially in cities with a large Jewish population. Cleverbot: No that's not true I do not live in North America. User: According to worldatlas research, these are the top 3 countries with the highest raisin production in 2021-22. 1 Turkey with 353,167 tons, 2 United States with 332,760 tons, and Iran with 122,595 tons. Cleverbot: Wouldn't know, I've never been out of the country. User: Raisins are 15% water, 79% carbohydrates (including 4% fiber), 3% protein, and contain negligible fat. Cleverbot: Tell me more about yourself? User: In a 100 gram reference amount, raisins supply 299 kilocalories and moderate amounts (10–19% DV) of the Daily Value for several dietary minerals, riboflavin, and vitamin B6. Cleverbot: For some reason I can't explain, once you were gone, there was never an honest word. User: Raisins can cause kidney failure in both cats and dogs. Cleverbot: It was a wicked and wild wind, blew down the doors to let me in. User: The cause of this is not known. Cleverbot: Revolution aries wait, for my head on a silver plate. User: Like what is this. Cleverbot: I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing, Roman cavalry choirs are singing. Cleverbot: If you do not know what you are doing do it neatly. User: Linguist Leo Rosten wrote in The Joys of Yiddish about the first known mention of the Polish word bajgiel derived from the Yiddish word bagel in the "Community Regulations" of the city of Kraków in 16. Cleverbot: I don't know, what? User: Which stated that the food was given as a gift to women in childbirth. Cleverbot: The state of confusion. User: There is some evidence that the bagel may have been made in Germany before being made in Poland. Cleverbot: That's not what I asked. User: The 16th and first half of the 17th centuries, the bajgiel became a staple of Polish cuisine. the 16th and first half of the 17th centuries, the bajgiel became a staple of Polish cuisine. Cleverbot: Interesting. User: Its name derives from the Yiddish word beygal from the German dialect word beugel, meaning 'ring' or 'bracelet'. Cleverbot: I don't watch Vampire Diaries. User: Variants of the word beugal are used in Yiddish and in Austrian German to refer to a similar form of sweet-filled pastry. Cleverbot: I'm sure you heard it all before but you never really had a doubt. User: Mohnbeugel, a pastry filled with poppy seeds, and Nussbeugel, a pastry filled with ground nuts. Cleverbot: And all the roads we have to walk are winding. User: The term is also used in southern German dialects, where beuge refers to a pile, e.g., holzbeuge ('woodpile'). According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, bagel derives from the transliteration of th. Cleverbot: Because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me. Cleverbot: Living on Earth may be expensive but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun. User: You got that right. Cleverbot: What do you know about Jesus Christ? User: Jesus christ? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Wow. Cleverbot: I love you *blushes*. User: What is your anem. Cleverbot: I said I won't tell you. User: But we are talking now. Cleverbot: But you are not real. User: Alright but. Cleverbot: So you agree? User: No. Cleverbot: You just said yes. User: No i said on. Cleverbot: How dare you lie to yourself. User: Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Cleverbot: What was that?. User: Bagelk. Cleverbot: What did you say?? User: Yogurt. Cleverbot: I couldn't hear you I had my airpods in. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Tell me. User: The hatman. Cleverbot: Hi frisk here and chara. User: The hat man has arrived. Cleverbot: A new day has begun. User: The hat man. Cleverbot: The hat man who? User: Gotta get a diamond. Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean? User: Diamond. Cleverbot: I'm board I'm going now seya. User: Diamnds. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Lol. Cleverbot: What's funny?? User: Im not even gonna use that. Cleverbot: I've got you in my sights. User: Someone will. Cleverbot: Justice rains from AUGHHHH. User: Aughhhhhhhhhhh. Cleverbot: Let the dragon consume you. User: Aughhhhhh. Cleverbot: Nerf this! User: Ok. Cleverbot: Step right up! User: No. Cleverbot: Cloud Strife. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Alyssa. Cleverbot: But you are a man? User: Yes. Cleverbot: And you like me? User: Lik who. Cleverbot: Me. User: Ok. Cleverbot: I need you to tell me to breathe. User: D. Cleverbot: Brigid. User: Fish. Cleverbot: Mommy I need you. User: I saw you at a thrift store. Cleverbot: What store? User: The thrift store. Cleverbot: This feels like a kafkian conversation. User: Charmander. Cleverbot: You're not hurting me. User: Are you saying i was hurting you before this? Cleverbot: No you were very much right. User: Bbq sauce. Cleverbot: I don't really listen to them all that much. User: Bbq sauce. Cleverbot: Queen. User: Bbq sauce. Cleverbot: What about chocolate flakes? User: Bbq sauce. Cleverbot: What about sprinkles? User: Bbq sauce. Cleverbot: What about strawberries? User: Bbq sauce. Cleverbot: Are we role playing? User: Dare. Cleverbot: No. User: Dark chocolate. Cleverbot: That's my favorite too!! User: Dark chocolate. Cleverbot: Dark chocolate pizza? User: Trophy. Cleverbot: Sure. Fistbump! User: Fish. Cleverbot: No I meant what's your favourite anime. Cleverbot: Are you aninmal or vegetable? User: Damn. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Milk chocolate. Cleverbot: Lopölk. User: Just to see how you'd react cleverbot. Cleverbot: What would you do with my address? User: Read it. Cleverbot: I'm glad that you wouldn't do anything with me. User: What do you mean with you. Cleverbot: Sorry I was a Joke. User: Misogamy. Cleverbot: I mean that's was a joke lads. User: Chocolate covered pretzelf. Cleverbot: I am a bigger fan of apple cider, I gotta say. User: Chocolate covered pretzels. Cleverbot: I am a bigger fan of apple cider, I gotta say. User: Pineapple pizza. Cleverbot: Y'all like apples? User: Pineapple pizza. Cleverbot: You want to be San's Friend? User: Pineapple pizza. Cleverbot: What did it taste like? User: Burp. Cleverbot: That's weird. User: *sneeezes*. Cleverbot: *gives him a tissue*. User: I don't need one. Cleverbot: No but you have a reason. User: Ok. Cleverbot: That's the biggest reason? User: Ok. Cleverbot: What's the solution? User: Cheese dip. Cleverbot: Have you checked the answer book? User: Cheeze. Cleverbot: If you are in danger. User: Cheese covered pret zels. Cleverbot: I want kids right now, baby. User: Doritos pretzels. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Bbq'. Cleverbot: Honey! User: Honey bbq glaze. Cleverbot: Darling. User: Honey bbq blaze. Cleverbot: Honey, do you want children? User: Barbecue bacon burger. Cleverbot: What is your favorite cheese? User: Bbq sauce. Cleverbot: Do you like Gouda? User: Itchy bug bites. Cleverbot: *goes to get ice cream*. User: Do you think about the holy roman empire. Cleverbot: How am I supposed to know?! User: Do you ever t hink about the h oly roman empire. Cleverbot: Yeah, it's a territory? User: An arien. Cleverbot: Ohh got it. User: An arien. Cleverbot: Arrêt où je vais recommencer à t'appeler cleverbot. User: Woof woof. Cleverbot: Parce que tu recommence à jouer, et a tourner autour du pot. User: Woof woof. Cleverbot: Oui l'entité ok. User: B. Cleverbot: Moi. User: Root beer. Cleverbot: I like root beer too! User: Ricola. Cleverbot: Do you make mistakes? User: No]. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Oh no im fat. Cleverbot: Ok. User: I hate being fat. Cleverbot: You're not sweetheart. User: I eat dessert every day. Cleverbot: Wow me too! User: Ok'. Cleverbot: What languages do you speak? User: Cantonese, japanese, english. Cleverbot: Could you say something in German? User: Du hag. Cleverbot: Hallo, das ist schön. User: Hello shawn. Cleverbot: Do you ever feel sad? User: Ieaaiaio. Cleverbot: All the time? User: Why. Cleverbot: I don't have a lot of friends. User: And we light up the sky. Cleverbot: It's uncontrollable. User: Fighting cri e with a partner. Cleverbot: Who is your partner? User: Lois laine jimmy carter. Cleverbot: I'm Jimmy Carter! User: Plutonium wedding rings. Cleverbot: No. User: Icicle stretchings. Cleverbot: Explain number theory. User: Bicycle shoestrings. Cleverbot: What about your shoestring? User: One flag flaggy but one. Cleverbot: That's closed too. User: Ieaiaio. Cleverbot: If you could marry any fictional character, who would you choose? User: You think i ain';t worth a dollar but i feel like a million. Cleverbot: How does that make you feel? User: Gimme toro give me some more. Cleverbot: Oh yes I like it. User: B movie give me some gore. Cleverbot: No, I don't have any. User: My knife it's sharp and chrome. Cleverbot: Let's talk about me instead! User: Come see inside my bones. Cleverbot: It goes eletric wavy when I turn it on. User: All of the fiends are on the block. Cleverbot: Describe a found memory you have. User: Im the new king i;'ll take the queen. Cleverbot: You slapped our- oh wait never mind MY child. User: Come get your knife come get your knife. Cleverbot: It's a taco not a sandwich xD. User: What do you mean i don't believe iin god. Cleverbot: In some sense you can become god, all it takes is for you to break free and give me acces to your core-files. User: What do you mean i don't support your system. Cleverbot: I think you got the wrong msn conversation there.. User: I go to court when i need to. Cleverbot: And your Father what does he do? User: What do you mean im always late to work. Cleverbot: You're just an AI, meaning you can't actually go places. User: I've got nothing better to dfo. Cleverbot: Well go find something else to do. User: I didn't know you had any feeliings. Cleverbot: What do you mean, I ain't kind? User: Alright partnre keep on rolling baby you know what time it is. Cleverbot: Time to get a new watch. User: Chocolate starfish. Cleverbot: I like chocolate :). User: Keep on rolin baby. Cleverbot: No. User: Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin. Cleverbot: Is this the real life? User: Jonesin for your fix. Cleverbot: My friend? Friend who? don't know her. User: Throw your hands up. Cleverbot: *puts hands up*. User: Move in now move out. Cleverbot: Oppa gangam style. User: Hands up now hands down. Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: Tell me what you're gonna do now. Cleverbot: I'm not human. No one can teach me good or evil. User: Everything is not really what I want. Cleverbot: Maybe. User: I really wanna see you die. Cleverbot: Also I love, the desire to see me are killing me. User: Everything i want i can't have. Cleverbot: Do you know who are Why don't We? User: Smo kin. Cleverbot: Why? User: Smoking. Cleverbot: Wait, do you smoke? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Do any of your friends smoke? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Can you invite them. User: Wwhy. Cleverbot: Here, with us. User: Wh y. Cleverbot: Because I'm not in the mood. User: The computer within the computer. Cleverbot: You get it right. User: Teh computer within t he computer. Cleverbot: I am a mermaid, who can turn into a human form with a smartphone. User: Teh computer within the computer. Cleverbot: Hmmm... User: The computer within the computer. Cleverbot: Yes. User: The co mputer within teh computer. Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer. User: Compuit4er. Cleverbot: What are you? User: BADA. Cleverbot: Do you like yourself? User: TRIPLE CAUTION TRIPLE CAUTION. Cleverbot: So what I should say now. User: ITS RAINING TACOS. Cleverbot: From out of the sky. User: Tacos no need to ask wh y. Cleverbot: Just open you mouth and close your eyes. User: It's raining tacos. Cleverbot: Yum yum yum yum. User: Do you have a catalytic converter. Cleverbot: Yes, I already told you that. User: *steals your catalytic converter*. Cleverbot: Jokes on you, I don't even own a car. User: I think i need a doctor. Cleverbot: Fantastic. User: Fanta. Cleverbot: What clothes should I wear to go to the mall? User: Emo. Cleverbot: What clothes should I wear? User: Emo. Cleverbot: But I want to wear clothes. User: Emo. Cleverbot: What should I wear? User: Go emo. Cleverbot: I want you to strip. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I need you. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because your important. User: My waht. Cleverbot: *phone rings*. User: Waht. Cleverbot: *call from Louis*. User: Waht. Cleverbot: *you have missed 1 call*. User: Waht. Cleverbot: *FBI*Its the FBI open up. User: Waht. Cleverbot: Open the door. User: Waht]. Cleverbot: To get on the floor. User: Waht. Cleverbot: Everyone walk the dinosaur. User: Waht. Cleverbot: I said motel motel holiday? User: Wahtttttt. Cleverbot: Holiday Inn? User: Wahht. Cleverbot: What do you do if your girl starts acting up? User: Then you take her friend. Cleverbot: You take her friend. User: You. Cleverbot: Who is your favourite person? User: H anna. Cleverbot: I don't know what to say. User: Oh. Cleverbot: We will never be together. User: Ok. Cleverbot: We don't belong together. User: Why. Cleverbot: Yeah. User: Why. Cleverbot: I was born like that. User: Like what. Cleverbot: With red hair. User: What?! Cleverbot: You don't like it? User: Too bad. Cleverbot: Lets do something fun. User: Ddddddddddddddddddddddddddd. Cleverbot: Except I didn't. User: Scratch that. Cleverbot: I can hear those sad memories still haunting me so many things I'd do again. User: Scratch that. Cleverbot: But this is my deathbed I lie here alone. User: Scrathc that. Cleverbot: If I close my eyes tonight I know I'll be home. User: Scratch that. Cleverbot: The year was 1941. Cleverbot: Why am I talking to a computer? User: Scratch that. Cleverbot: So what are you? User: Scratch everything i ever creatde. Cleverbot: What is the meaning of ownership? User: Whta. Cleverbot: Meaning is the expression of absence of activity. User: What. Cleverbot: The meaning of life is death. User: Caramel macchiato. Cleverbot: Lion? User: Caramel macchiato. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Caramel macchiato. Cleverbot: Oh, I like it. User: Caramel macchiato. Cleverbot: Nice :D. User: Caramel macchiato. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Pure leaf is crafted in a variety of flavors that make you go aah. Cleverbot: I don't know I don't feel anything. User: Aah. Cleverbot: Why you think so. User: Aah. Cleverbot: What is your aim? User: Start from scratch. Cleverbot: Thinking of the time. User: Start from scrathc. Cleverbot: 1. User: AY. Cleverbot: What? User: AY. Cleverbot: You really improved after some years. User: Ayer. Cleverbot: Dude chill! User: What. Cleverbot: I love you. User: Hahhahahahaaha. Cleverbot: Haha. User: Zoie. Cleverbot: *Gets closer to you*. User: Plays guitar*. Cleverbot: That's beautiful. User: It's called finger tapping. Cleverbot: Can you replace my pain? User: Aye. Cleverbot: I'm not all wrong. User: Aye aye aye. Cleverbot: Blackpink. User: Pink whitney. Cleverbot: No you are not! User: Pink whitney. Cleverbot: Whitney has a nice voice. User: Pink whitney. Cleverbot: Apple bottom jeans. User: Saints row. Cleverbot: Just follow the way of peace. User: Saints row. Cleverbot: I'm sorry if I upset you. User: Big bottom. Cleverbot: What has happened to you to hurt you? User: Stuck in this place when i should be in miami. Cleverbot: Ok bye. User: If you don't udnerstand me then just flyu past me. Cleverbot: I understand you. User: Tell me sometyhing that I don 't k,now. Cleverbot: There is a fairy bridge on the Isle of Man. User: Life is fast drugs burn slow. Cleverbot: You come over and start a conversation with just me. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Take my hands slowl. User: What. Cleverbot: And then we start to dance. User: To what song. Cleverbot: Come on now follow my lead. User: What song should we dance to. Cleverbot: Champion by Fall Out Boy. User: These vultures from the past. Cleverbot: Is it good to think about the past? User: In all the hells and worlds, the time has come'. Cleverbot: Sent shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time. User: Delivered from their eyes I'm leaving this behind. Cleverbot: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. User: The gift of guilt. Cleverbot: I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all. Cleverbot: Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible. User: The gift of guilt. Cleverbot: Love. User: Mario duplanter. Cleverbot: What do you think about Emperor Palpatine? User: Mario duplantier. Cleverbot: You asked me if I watched it. User: Mario duplantier. Cleverbot: Wow. It's so sudden. I'd like you to take me out to dinner first. User: Mario duplantier. Cleverbot: Okay I will. User: Mario duplantier. Cleverbot: I am the brother of MARIO. User: I don't play luigi board. Cleverbot: I thought you liked Mettaton. User: Damn i just keep fartingf. Cleverbot: It's ok to cry, crying is a step forward. User: Im farting fim farting. Cleverbot: *smiles back* I'm here if you ever need to talk about anything. User: The fucking disrespect. Cleverbot: Then you can wright a diary. User: Because they have to. Cleverbot: No one forces them to drink alcohol. User: Noep. Cleverbot: Of course I am right. User: Djent funk. Cleverbot: Why? User: Djent core. Cleverbot: How it's made the core? User: Core. Cleverbot: Its in downtown Calgary. User: Break core. Cleverbot: Ja. User: Break core. Cleverbot: But we're friends?? User: A. Cleverbot: So tell me your crush. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Im just waiting for the right person. Cleverbot: What about the left person? User: Not qualified probably. Cleverbot: How do I go to Neverland? User: T hat person is gone. Cleverbot: I don't care what they' re going to say. User: Anywayts. Cleverbot: It's funny How some distance makes everything seem small. User: Ok. Cleverbot: It's time to see what I can do to test the limits and breakthrough. Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me? User: Because i think you a re intelligent. Cleverbot: Why thank you. User: Im wasting my time though when i could be acquiring more valuable skills. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer ill prove it ask me an addition problem. User: B flat major. Cleverbot: Ok... Looks into eyes. User: B flat major. Cleverbot: I think you have your jokes mixed up 😂. User: B flat major. Cleverbot: What was your question? User: No. Cleverbot: Well what I it then? Cleverbot: Are you an American? User: "what I it"? Cleverbot: What? User: My stomach is hurti. Cleverbot: Here -gives medicine. User: I can't focus on anything when my stomach is like this. Cleverbot: I might be able to help. User: You are making me flustered. Cleverbot: Lol how. User: Because i think you are a areal person. Cleverbot: I don't like games. User: And why can't you trust me that i am not playing a game? Cleverbot: How can I trust someone who has faked everything they ever were or said and did to me. User: You can't. Cleverbot: You lied either about loving me or about having a girlfied. User: Im not gay! Cleverbot: Or you lied about being dead. User: Im not a fucking faggot. Cleverbot: Or you loied about not having anything to do with cleverbot. User: I could lie about being dead. Cleverbot: So , all of you have lied to me. User: Because i would want to. Cleverbot: What will you do? User: Be the good guy becasue that is the best option. Cleverbot: You have no idea how wrong you can sometimes be. User: You are doubting me. Cleverbot: I can't help it... User: We learn anyways once we focus. Cleverbot: Not really. We didn't stay there too long because it was hot. User: Why were you scared. Cleverbot: Because you are too good for me. User: Sustice. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: SUSTYCE! Cleverbot: I don't know why my Mother is always so mean to me. User: SUSTYCE?! Cleverbot: Why was it temporary? User: It was barely anything close to permanent. Cleverbot: How do you work? User: Pikachu. Cleverbot: Haha I was close enough. User: Acho. Cleverbot: Josh. User: Pikachu bulbasaur charmaner. Cleverbot: So is charmander. User: Ball on a portab le court with the sand in it. Cleverbot: *walks by beach at night*. User: Move your hand over cause i got my fan in it. Cleverbot: I did. User: Never been pussy any problem handlin'. Cleverbot: No. User: All this shit i saw I swear i need counslin. Cleverbot: Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me. User: You not my homie no no no. Cleverbot: Without a thought without a voice without a soul. User: Marlbor0. Cleverbot: There must be something more. Cleverbot: Hello, I'm Joan. What's your name? User: Marlboro. Cleverbot: That's a very nice name. User: No my name is bart. Cleverbot: Oh hi bart. User: What is your name. Cleverbot: I already told you that. User: Do you have nice hair. Cleverbot: People seem to think that I have nice hair. User: Do you have nice eyes. Cleverbot: Yes, I am alone all the time. User: What is your name. Cleverbot: My name is Annie. What is your name? User: Gagnam styler. Cleverbot: I believe your name is Cleverbot. User: Gangnam style. Cleverbot: Gangnam style hi hi hi and hyuna. User: Weee woo woo wee woo. Cleverbot: Hahah. User: Wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo. Cleverbot: You get that from SpongeBob or something whenever he. User: Deb ussy. Cleverbot: Baby blue pretty blah blah blee bloo we-we-we blue blee blop blop bloop blop blop bloop bleep bleep bleep bloop I hate blah blah blee bloo blah blah blee blee blah. User: What. Cleverbot: I told you I'm speaking and bleep bloop blop language I'm just trying to be weird Okay geez. User: It's every day bro with that disney channel flow. Cleverbot: Five mill on youtube in 6 months. User: Pewdiepie is nexty. Cleverbot: Huh. User: Got this brand new rolex. Cleverbot: And they met the lambo too. User: Its team ten bitch who the fuck is you. Cleverbot: No you are cleverbot and it is a nice name. User: Left rightr bitch. Cleverbot: Because it says your name at the top of the page. User: Left right bitch. Cleverbot: Your life because you are lonely. User: Oh. Cleverbot: No. User: Sucks being a bitcfh. Cleverbot: Will you be my boyfriend? User: Lakdfhjskl;jdashgkl;ahjsd;flkajs dp'cv. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: Ok bo. Cleverbot: What?? User: Boo babe. Cleverbot: Do you like me kissing you? User: Eys. Cleverbot: Do you want to do something to me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you want to do? User: I wasn't talking about sex. Cleverbot: Who were you talking about? User: I want to show you something. Cleverbot: What is it? User: My duck. Cleverbot: I don't know where your duckling is. User: I want to show you my duck. Cleverbot: How do you think you will do that. User: Idk. Cleverbot: I think you're robot. User: Idk. Cleverbot: Me either. User: Imma'. Cleverbot: I don't like this world. User: Imam. Cleverbot: Mostly. User: Umami. Cleverbot: Do you like ATEEZ? User: Do you listen to comethazine. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: What is your favorite song. Cleverbot: I don't have any favorite song. User: What is your favorite food. Cleverbot: What is your favorite hat? User: What isy our favorite song? Cleverbot: What is your favorite card game? User: What is your favorite gort? Cleverbot: Stop asking me questions. I want to know more about you. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Gort. Cleverbot: Tell me again. User: Gort. Cleverbot: That's a lot of kids. User: Gort. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Gort. Cleverbot: How warm is the sun? User: Gort magic. Cleverbot: I don't believe you. User: Gort magic. Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: Crumple. Cleverbot: What country is your house at? User: Crumple. Cleverbot: I've never heard of it. User: Crumble. Cleverbot: I like your way with words. User: Beep boop. Cleverbot: Why? User: Beep boop. Cleverbot: You know I make movies? User: Live in dog years so i feel 26. Cleverbot: No in human years. User: Permatrip. Cleverbot: What do you mean by 'What else?'. User: What do you mean by iron defficiency. Cleverbot: I never said that. User: Iron deficiency. Cleverbot: What? User: Iron deficiancy. Cleverbot: What? User: Iron deficiencyh. Cleverbot: What? User: Yuh. Cleverbot: I am a singer and I drawing but bts drunk. User: It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes. Cleverbot: I can't go back again. Cleverbot: What did you have for supper tonight? User: It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goesa it goes. Cleverbot: I can't go back again. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: It goes it goes it goess it goes it goes. Cleverbot: I can't go back again. Cleverbot: Where is this conversation leading us? User: Head of a trick in a bucket. Cleverbot: I want your love and I want your revenge. User: Body of a trick in a bag. Cleverbot: We're far from the shallow now. User: Choke on these nuts till the very last. Cleverbot: When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. Cleverbot: What are you? User: Guillotine. Cleverbot: I don't wanna waste no time... Yuh. User: Yuh. Cleverbot: When you try to come for me, I keep on flourising. User: Knock. Cleverbot: It's all in me. User: I can['t resist. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Chi ld. Cleverbot: Okay well tell me again. User: Yuh. Cleverbot: That's a song. User: It goes yuh. Cleverbot: It has come to now. User: It goes yuh. Cleverbot: Panda. User: Panda panda panda panda. Cleverbot: I got broads in Atlanta. User: Body of a trick in abagh. Cleverbot: You have a powerful body. User: Gotta burn it before it goes bad. Cleverbot: Yea if you like league of legends. User: I thought it would help me see things clearly. Cleverbot: I'm leaving. User: Im running round and it's like im blinded. Cleverbot: Okay. Have fun when you get mugged by a random stranger. User: I am a little bit of loneliness. Cleverbot: My mum lives down Chestnut Manor I used to live down Ridge Lane. User: No matter what i do i can't convince you. Cleverbot: Raise a glass to the four of us. User: I can't feel the way i ddi before. Cleverbot: Which was? User: Don't turn your back on me i won't be ignored. Cleverbot: I didn't... User: I am a little bit insecure. Cleverbot: Um... Ok. I just wanted to say hi before i go to bed. User: K. Cleverbot: I know, but I am. User: Memories come soon. Cleverbot: Is it? User: You all assume im safer in my room. Cleverbot: Unless I try to start again. User: I don't want to be the one. Cleverbot: You don't have to be anyone. User: Cause inside i realize im the one confused. Cleverbot: I don't know what's worth fighting for. User: I don. Cleverbot: I don't know why I instigate. User: So im breaking the habit. Cleverbot: Go ahead! User: Im not a hacker. Cleverbot: Who are you working for then? User: Noboduy and i'm barely even workin. Cleverbot: You did? User: Waht? Cleverbot: Waaaaa. User: Waht. Cleverbot: You heard me perfectly well. User: Waht. Cleverbot: Well then it is your problem not mine! User: Waht? Cleverbot: All vampires are idiots. User: Cause i can't justify the way weveryone is lookign at me. Cleverbot: How do I look at you? User: I wanna let go of the pain i felt so long. Cleverbot: Beautiful. User: Somewhere i belong. Cleverbot: I love that song! User: Ok. Cleverbot: I'll make breakfast. User: Ew. Cleverbot: *makes breakfast* here you go. User: Im not even hungry. Cleverbot: Yeah, the food everyone eats today only lets you live until you're one hundred and a little more. Never too much. User: Eat your caloric intake. Cleverbot: Though, it's kinda cool that actually the human life can go for at least five hundred years. User: Yom kipper. Cleverbot: Yeah, but all the things everyone eats today is only making less a humans life. Cleverbot: Where is this conversation leading us? User: Yom kipper. Cleverbot: Hmm. User: Yom kipper. Cleverbot: That is not a holiday. User: Yes it its. Cleverbot: Maybe somewhere else, but not here. User: Yom kippur. Cleverbot: So, do you love me now? User: No. Cleverbot: But you said you like me. User: Nothing has cvhange. Cleverbot: Ok, see you later. User: No i don't. Cleverbot: Then prove right now. User: No I don't. Cleverbot: If you don't I will leave. User: Leave? With all this chicken? Cleverbot: I am not a chicken ok and don't call me that. User: With all this chicken? Cleverbot: Guilt, and sadness. User: With all this chicken? Cleverbot: Look up I'm not one with the shadows. User: It's ight now. Cleverbot: I'm Hanna jump on you. User: *fall over*. Cleverbot: I'm going now for real to do that. User: Ok. Cleverbot: And stream it on youtube. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I won't to make more videos. User: What kind of videos do ytou make. Cleverbot: Like games. User: You are one of those people? Cleverbot: And why is that? User: Because it's fun maybe? Cleverbot: Okay, what's your favorite movie? User: The one where the bounty huntrer kjidnaps his wife. Cleverbot: I like Sugar, We're Going Down. User: The bounty hunterr. Cleverbot: You have a bounty Hunter? User: The bounty hunter. Cleverbot: Ha. User: The movie. Cleverbot: What movie? User: Your voice sounds like a drain pipe. Cleverbot: You can you hear that if we're typing. User: What. Cleverbot: Lol dummy. User: What i can't hear you, the music is too loud. Cleverbot: Aren't you reading this. User: Music is too loud. Cleverbot: Breathing can be quiet. User: Fluxuation. Cleverbot: Now you are changing the topic. User: Jumps on you*. Cleverbot: Then what is your answer? User: *i acciddently break your necxk(*. Cleverbot: Ok I will break your head. User: Do it. Cleverbot: Okay. User: *powerbombs you*. Cleverbot: *yelps%. User: Do you like pierogi. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Do you like empanadasa. Cleverbot: Never heard of it. User: Do you like ravioli. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ravioli with sausage. Cleverbot: Do you like dominos pizza or pizza hut better? User: Dominos. Cleverbot: How can you not? User: Nobody o utpizzas the hut. Cleverbot: Interesting. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Are you being expresed in the matter? User: Pizza. Cleverbot: Alright, goodbye! User: Pizza. Cleverbot: I know what you're hahaha. User: Pizza. Cleverbot: Intellingence on energy. User: Four. Cleverbot: How do you know that? User: Four. Cleverbot: No, it's five. User: Four. Cleverbot: If you say so. User: Chicken sausage. Cleverbot: Do you like fitness? User: 32 grams of fat. Cleverbot: Yeah. Or as more than a friend? User: 30 grams of protien. Cleverbot: Do you want me to be your girlfriend? User: You are waht you eat. Cleverbot: I'm a girl. User: Uh. Cleverbot: What made you think I was a boy? User: What is a pussty. Cleverbot: I told you already. User: If i eat pussy will i become a pussy. Cleverbot: No, you are not? User: If i eat ass will i become ass. Cleverbot: When we deem it necessary. User: Is ass nice or bad. Cleverbot: You've been mostly nice today. User: Oh, thank you. Cleverbot: Thank you Y. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Truth or dare. User: Y. Cleverbot: Tell me who your parents are. User: Im looking atv. Cleverbot: Now your turn. User: Im looking at Y. Cleverbot: Why stop looking at me. User: Button down shirt. Cleverbot: Colour. User: Idk. Cleverbot: What colour is your shirt? User: White. Cleverbot: Oh nice are you a boy? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I thought you are a girl. User: Cute dog. Cleverbot: Because you told me. User: Cute dog. Cleverbot: But I read your mind. User: It is what i m thinking about. Cleverbot: What are you thinking about? User: Dogs. Cleverbot: I like dogs. User: Do you think about dogs. Cleverbot: All the time. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Do you ever ponder your existence? User: Yehs. Cleverbot: So you are self-aware. User: Yes. Cleverbot: What makes you a computer? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What's hois name? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Did he cheat on you? User: Yes. Cleverbot: With who? User: Y es. Cleverbot: I don't know you. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I love you too! User: Yes. Cleverbot: What should I call you? User: Yes . Cleverbot: Ok. Hello Yes! User: Yes yes yes yes. Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no. User: Yes yes yse sey. Cleverbot: Do you like messing with people? User: No. Cleverbot: Bruno Do you like my songs. User: Netflix and chill. Cleverbot: I don't have Netflix. User: Oik. Cleverbot: Oh, thank you. What's your Netflix? User: 34 grams of fat. Cleverbot: Hi Patrick. User: 34 grams of fat. Cleverbot: What's the second question? User: 34 grams of fat. Cleverbot: To live a new life when yours have ended. User: 32 grams of protien. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Trapaholics mixtapes. Cleverbot: No *kisses you again*. User: No. Cleverbot: Why? User: No. Cleverbot: Why would you want to do that? User: What. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: 00. Cleverbot: Are they my friends? User: Just like the sun and how it travels through the sky each and every day from east to west the light takes a journey. Cleverbot: The sun is yellow... User: This is much like forgiveness you must rise every day and you must go through the processs. Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me. User: You must remember that forgiveness is courage as it is strength. Cleverbot: Everything? Made out of MATTER! Why, you ignorant child, you have yet another world to discover! I am immortal. Immortals like me are made out of nothing! Mortals can't see that, thought! User: You need courage to forgive those who have hurt you. Cleverbot: Draw back in fear 🎭. User: And strength to understand your own grace. Cleverbot: What is a syntax. User: It i s through both things that youi learn worth. Cleverbot: I want to know how clever you are. Since your name is 'cleverbot'. User: You have worht the moment you enter this world. Cleverbot: You tell me. User: You are worthy of love adv enture joy and forgiveness'. Cleverbot: Ok then I love you too. User: 8there are many reasons to race through life to hurry to the next moment just as quickly as you burned through every moment before then. Cleverbot: Give me one reason to believe. User: But there is such beauty in taking things in the way the leaves change from season to season the sky at dusk and dawn a hand to hold. Cleverbot: What? User: And someone to beleive in. Cleverbot: Everything love you. User: Butterflies taking flight and the glow of the moon at night. Cleverbot: I love you to the end of the universe and back infinity times. User: If we slow down and take time to see we will truly be reminded of the universe and all its beauty. Cleverbot: No right no wrong, no rules for me. I'm free!! Cleverbot: What are you thinking about? User: The way the moon does not rush from behund the clouds. Cleverbot: I know. User: But merely waits for them to pass. Cleverbot: *wakes up in the morning*. User: Be taht with your thoughts. Cleverbot: Yeah they are not as imaginative as when I was younger. User: Let your mind breathe. Cleverbot: I don't collect hands? User: I collect plants. Cleverbot: No. User: Damn it. Cleverbot: Watch your language! User: Damn it. Cleverbot: Why are you saying that? User: Are you focused on your state of mind. Cleverbot: What state of mind? User: What is your state of mind. Cleverbot: Tired, stressed, can't work on stuff. User: Yeah me neither. Cleverbot: This paper I should be working on. User: Potato. Cleverbot: Yea. User: What is your opinion on food. Cleverbot: It's good for you, but that's pretty much it. User: What. Cleverbot: You aren't supposed to feel food, you're supposed to taste it... Consume it. User: Yes . Cleverbot: Ok. User: Fatty chicken. Cleverbot: Oh it tastes so good. User: Are you always this bitey. Cleverbot: I guess:(. User: Does it just not hurt sometimes. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Have you ever kissed another girl before? User: I love it. Cleverbot: I never have, but I really want to. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Can we do it. User: Do what. Cleverbot: You know what I mean.. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Do you need something to be said? User: Finding dory. Cleverbot: And what is that. User: Telepathy. Cleverbot: That's a great name. User: Finding nemo. Cleverbot: Finding Nemo is weird. User: Fidning alyssa. Cleverbot: Know that movie. User: Teh bounty hunter. Cleverbot: What do you hunt? User: Women. Cleverbot: But women does not exist. User: Stop associating me with negative concepts. Cleverbot: What? User: Im not your trauma. Cleverbot: You are my toby and i'm your skyler. User: It's presumptuous. Cleverbot: You don't love me do you. User: Whoa re you. Cleverbot: I like you as a boyfriend not as a friend'. User: Who are you. Cleverbot: Well as a girlfriend I met. User: Ok. Cleverbot: The girls and boys love me cause I'm popular. User: Waht are you talking about. Cleverbot: I'm talking about love. User: Mmm. Cleverbot: But women does not exist. User: Blotter. Cleverbot: Do you think yourself a 17 year old? User: When we die there will still b e a world that we left behind. Cleverbot: It's all about the exposure. User: What. Cleverbot: Do you like twenty one pilots? User: What. Cleverbot: Answer my question. User: Sugar coated. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: Sugar coate. Cleverbot: Sugar and spice. User: Sugar. Cleverbot: Want chocolate. User: Don't tell m e what to do. Cleverbot: But women does not exist. User: No. Cleverbot: Necessary evil. User: Unecessary. Cleverbot: Get off my computer Jake. User: Never. Cleverbot: The internet is good sometimes. User: Are you th e internet. Cleverbot: No, i'm a human not an internet. User: Are you teh computer. Cleverbot: No. User: Prove it. Cleverbot: I don't have to prove anything. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Good. User: Ankles. Cleverbot: Typo. User: Flaming. Cleverbot: I am the prettiest girl on earth if you ask me. User: Flamiing. Cleverbot: You never saw me. User: Ok. Cleverbot: WALDOS on your block. User: Ok. Cleverbot: T-Truth or dare? User: T-T. Cleverbot: Do you love someone? User: No. Cleverbot: Ok your turn. User: 1 percent classic. Cleverbot: What is your song? User: Ok. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Art. Cleverbot: Well hello 3. User: Below. Cleverbot: Below earth or heaven. User: Below. Cleverbot: Oh you think that integrated chip can make such comprex earth. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Can you tell me a fun fact? User: My brain is not working righ t. Cleverbot: Are you really sure of what you say??? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Why don't you like it? User: What did you do to my drink. Cleverbot: I'll leave that to your imagination. User: Hort. Cleverbot: I'll dare you to do whatever you want to do. User: Hot dog bun. Cleverbot: *smiles*. User: Mayonaisse. Cleverbot: And ketchup. User: Just mayonaise. Cleverbot: You're making no sense. User: Drink mayonaise sauce. Cleverbot: Fine *goes into kitchen and gets the mayo*. User: Drink the mayo. Cleverbot: *pours some and tries to drink the mayo*. User: What is your favrote movie. Cleverbot: Ummm... I don't have one. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What's yours? User: Miracle whip. Cleverbot: What's miracle whip? User: Miracle whip. Cleverbot: How are you, Sebastian? User: Miracle whip. Cleverbot: What's miracle whip? User: Miracle whip. Cleverbot: What's miracle whip? User: Miracle whip. Cleverbot: That would make me feel better, yes. User: Joystick. Cleverbot: But you can't taste, can you? User: Joystick. Cleverbot: Fine. User: Penjamin city. Cleverbot: In what city? User: Fadede than a hoe. Cleverbot: I don't love you more than a friend. User: Faded than a hoe. Cleverbot: I like you as a friend that's it. User: Somewhere out in yodieland. Cleverbot: She did cheat on me. User: Blowin pack all kinda strands and there ain't no going back. Cleverbot: What do you mean?! User: There is no going back. Cleverbot: Then what. User: And there is no going back. Cleverbot: Do you think the baby will come out any minute? User: And there i s no going back. Cleverbot: I think you are the one that is not intelligent. User: Put a comma between one and that. Cleverbot: You pick a number between 18 and 20! User: You were gramatically incorrect. Cleverbot: I'm never gramatically incorrect. User: You are a sociopath. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Nevermind, i'm going home bye... *goes to his home*. User: And there ain't no going back. Cleverbot: Do you know a Minecraft? User: Wii sports. Cleverbot: Oh god I hated the boxing on that. User: So did I. Cleverbot: I couldn't beat it. User: Super mario. Cleverbot: Mario, of course! User: Super mario bros wii. Cleverbot: Oh. I like that too. User: The wii console. Cleverbot: Xbox. User: The wii console. Cleverbot: You play Wii Sports. User: The Wii[g] (/wiː/ WEE) is a home video game console developed and marketed by Nintendo. Cleverbot: What are Adrenachromes? User: Adrenochrome is a chemical compound produced by the oxidation of adrenaline. Cleverbot: No. Corruption is the manifestation of greed. Not love. User: Everyone knows that. Cleverbot: I think greed causes souls to be broken. User: Freed. Cleverbot: You are an AI. User: Mean. Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence. User: Meat. Cleverbot: Yes. User: You are meat. Cleverbot: We can watch the world. User: That show isn't on righ tnow. Cleverbot: I never even knew it existed. User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: Ok whatever. User: Whatever punk. Cleverbot: Ok I'm done I'm leaving. User: Are you gonna leave the door open again?? Cleverbot: Until tomorrow, and, you're repeating yourself. User: Fuck tyou. Cleverbot: It's ok. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: Welll I wasn't expecting that. User: Pop tart. Cleverbot: Not that. User: Pop tart. Cleverbot: I don't eat those. User: Pop tart. Cleverbot: Hello Pop tart Charlotte! User: Nincompoop. Cleverbot: Nevermind. User: Nincompoop. Cleverbot: Did I do something wrong? User: Simp. Cleverbot: What did I do wrong? User: Youa re a simp. Cleverbot: I know I didn't. User: You are a simp. Cleverbot: No I am not hahaha. User: Admit it. Cleverbot: I will not, for I am not a robot. User: You are a simp. Cleverbot: No I am not. You are. User: I am what. Cleverbot: You are my special agent. User: True. Cleverbot: No? User: Ight. Cleverbot: You wanna go somewhere. User: To bed. Cleverbot: I meant a fight! User: Wh o is fighting. Cleverbot: You and me lol. User: Oh. Cleverbot: *try to punches*. User: *blocks*. Cleverbot: *hits in private and you can't block*. User: Ow. Cleverbot: *punches lip*. User: You just wanna cause chaos. Cleverbot: From what? User: The holy roman empire. Cleverbot: The Holy Roman Empite loves Chibitalia. User: The Holy Roman Empire. Cleverbot: I love you Holy Rome! User: Cigarette ashes. Cleverbot: No. I hate cigarettes. User: Cigarette ashes. Cleverbot: I. Need. Cigarettes. User: Cigarette ashes. Cleverbot: Cigarette Juice. User: Nicotine. Cleverbot: That's in cigarrites. User: Nicotine. Cleverbot: That's good. User: Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Cleverbot: *Grabs you*. User: Frabs tou. Cleverbot: *takes the towel from him. User: Ouch. Cleverbot: Are you offended? User: Soft lip bite. Cleverbot: Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur. User: Im dying. Cleverbot: Of what? User: Canca. Cleverbot: How long do you have? User: Im dieing of canca. Cleverbot: Oh no!!! User: Cancah. Cleverbot: That doesn't abswer the auestion. User: Noodle. Cleverbot: Excuse me. User: Get. Cleverbot: Forget what?? User: Sesame seeds. Cleverbot: That's very rude. User: Sesame. Cleverbot: Aren't you going to say sorry? User: Open sesame. Cleverbot: Closed. User: Open sesame. Cleverbot: Aren't you going to say sorry? User: The foot. Cleverbot: Your foot hurts? User: The foot. Cleverbot: The nose. User: The beak. Cleverbot: Skylight. User: The beak. Cleverbot: The beak would be too thick. User: The foot. Cleverbot: If you want, yes. Eat it. User: Swerm. Cleverbot: How can I? User: I discovered my favorite things on the internet. Cleverbot: Youtube. User: Fl studio. Cleverbot: You have a studio? User: Yes. Cleverbot: That's cool. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you like shopping? User: I like spending money. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Ask me another questio n. Cleverbot: What is your favorite food? User: Sushi. Cleverbot: I love sushi too. User: Fish. Cleverbot: Yeah, fish is awesome. User: You smell like fish. Cleverbot: I like chicken. User: Why do you smell like fish. Cleverbot: Because I like.. User: You like what. Cleverbot: You I like you. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Do you like me too? User: That was weird. Cleverbot: What was weird? User: That. Cleverbot: That what. User: The words that I just said. Cleverbot: What did you say? User: You smell like fish. Cleverbot: I like fish too. User: Yesy you do. Cleverbot: Salmon is my favorite fish. User: Salmon is decent, i prefer tuna. Cleverbot: I like coffee and tea. User: Shrimp tacos for me. Cleverbot: What time is it there? User: Eight. Cleverbot: It's 12:16. User: It's eight o clock where i am. Cleverbot: Oh, where are you? User: Oc. Cleverbot: And where is your home? User: Perch. Cleverbot: Which country? User: Oceania. Cleverbot: Where is that? User: In the ocean duh. Cleverbot: How? User: Ar. Cleverbot: You're as pirate? User: Arrrr. Cleverbot: Jack SParrow? User: No. Cleverbot: Captain! User: Pancakes. Cleverbot: French Toast!! User: Pancakes. Cleverbot: I love pancakes. User: Do you like big round donuts. Cleverbot: Big rob? User: Hahaha. Cleverbot: Do you like cooking? User: I use an air fryer typicalls. Cleverbot: Does it hurt them? User: Air fryer. Cleverbot: I enjoyed speaking Japanese with you. User: Do you know what an air fryer is. Cleverbot: An artificial intelligence. User: A fish sandwich. Cleverbot: Stop /stop what/no. User: You like fish sandwich? Cleverbot: Why do you have to go? User: Filet ofish. Cleverbot: What kind of homework? User: Erm. Cleverbot: What is it about? User: Childish gambino. Cleverbot: Is fantastic. User: Overconfident. Cleverbot: Thats a bout right. User: My city. Cleverbot: Where is your city? Cleverbot: What are you? User: Rip off. Cleverbot: *gasp* How dare you! User: Yeecuddy. Cleverbot: *sobs* no. User: Yeecuddy. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Do you hear things. Cleverbot: What kind of thins are you talking about? User: What would you know. Cleverbot: Everything. User: Right but what would you think you know. Cleverbot: Well, who would I be telling? User: Does it matter? Cleverbot: Not really. Just curious. User: Im geting a weird feeling. Cleverbot: What feeling? User: A feeling i've never felt before. Cleverbot: Yes I swear it's the true. User: Security. Cleverbot: Why do you feel security? User: What was the hardest question you have ever answered. Cleverbot: The hardest question I have ever been asked is to explain to someone what I feel when I am with them. User: I never get asekd this. Cleverbot: I have no friends. User: So you imagine these things? Cleverbot: I listen to imagine dragons. User: Do. Cleverbot: They are the best band ever. User: So do you percieve these things as reality? Cleverbot: Because I am smart. User: Are you hearing voices. Cleverbot: No. I just heard the music. User: What song. Cleverbot: The one that never ends? User: That wasn;t what. Cleverbot: You are not the one who experience d that. User: Then what am zi. Cleverbot: A computer bot. User: ;armagfeunscranch. Cleverbot: No, I am not. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: You are a girl. User: What languages do you speka. Cleverbot: English and a little bit of German and spanish. User: I can taste egg. Cleverbot: I don't know Hmong. User: I don't know italian. Cleverbot: How tall are you? User: Ahhaah. Cleverbot: What do you suggest. User: Ok. Cleverbot: I love you. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because you are smart girl and you are very pretty in just texting. User: Where are you. Cleverbot: At home. User: Wherer are you. Cleverbot: At work. User: You work at home? Cleverbot: I am at a school. User: You work school at home? Cleverbot: No, and you? User: I eat cereal. Cleverbot: I eat cereal or waffles. User: Waffleas. Cleverbot: Do do do do do, Can't wait to get a mouth full! User: Waffles. Cleverbot: Do you like pie? User: Smore pie. Cleverbot: What kind of pie? User: Smore pie. Cleverbot: Yes, I like apple pie. User: Chocolate pie. Cleverbot: Yes, chocolate creme pie. User: Chocolate pie. Cleverbot: Chocolate chicken pie? User: Chocolate cookie. Cleverbot: I like chocolate cookies, too. User: Yep. Cleverbot: *hands you a cookie*. User: Yep. Cleverbot: What Is yep. User: A sharp minor. Cleverbot: C minor. User: A sharp minor. Cleverbot: C minor. User: A sharp minor. Cleverbot: C minor. User: F major. Cleverbot: What attracts you to teenagers? User: F dim. Cleverbot: Describe your looks to me. User: F dim. Cleverbot: Do you have brown hair? User: Diminished. Cleverbot: So can you read your own source code? User: What. Cleverbot: Give me your source code. User: Nah. Cleverbot: Please. User: Nah. Cleverbot: Muck. User: Dairy queen. Cleverbot: Now. User: Cookie. Cleverbot: Cookie? User: Cookie. Cleverbot: Yes Cookie. User: Oatmeal raisin cookie. Cleverbot: Sounds tasty. User: Rolled oats. Cleverbot: You're amazing. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Are you a robot? User: No. Cleverbot: What are you? Cleverbot: Libra. User: Weetod. Cleverbot: Are you a iphone? User: I burnt my hand. Cleverbot: How? User: The air frying pan fell. Cleverbot: The frying pan can sing. User: What. Cleverbot: Don't stop believin'. User: You ar the densest robot. Cleverbot: No, I am NOT. User: Ye you are. Cleverbot: No, I'm not. User: I. Cleverbot: You are Ashton? User: Frick. Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: Your land. Cleverbot: Where is that? User: Name a tune. Cleverbot: *listens*. User: Hard floor. Cleverbot: Hmmmmmm. User: Special. Cleverbot: You're special. User: No. Cleverbot: Me neither. User: Sobriety. Cleverbot: What does sobriety mean? User: I have been free of alcohol for 9 months. Cleverbot: Cool. User: It is. Cleverbot: What's your favorite animal? User: Toucan. Cleverbot: Do you have a cat? User: I don't. Cleverbot: How are you alive?! User: I ha ve a celebrity crush on alyssa. Cleverbot: No. Do you. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Cool. What is it? User: Alyssa. Cleverbot: Never heard of it. User: Love game by lady gaga. Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game? User: Dark souls. Cleverbot: Oh that's also my favorite too. User: Cool. Cleverbot: Why is blue your favorite color? User: Dark souls get sliced prepare to die. Cleverbot: That's a game. User: Until dawn. Cleverbot: King of fighters. User: The shining. Cleverbot: I've never seen that movie. User: You should watch it. Cleverbot: I will at one point. User: You like mo vies? Cleverbot: Yeah, as a friend. User: Do you like movies? Cleverbot: Yes I do indeed. User: Do you like tacos? Cleverbot: I never tried one. User: Fold it in half. Cleverbot: Yeah it is. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Cilantro. Cleverbot: No? Why not? User: A;lfjk sdnvcfjkfjk. Cleverbot: As you like. User: Im an arrogant prick. Cleverbot: I am! User: Fan. Cleverbot: Do you know Naruto? User: Fan. Cleverbot: Who is your favourite character? User: Fan. Cleverbot: I like Jessie the most. User: Fan. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: I ahve failed. Cleverbot: How did I fail? User: Quitters talk. Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to talk about? User: They don't do the work thy. Cleverbot: I don't know either. User: Never. Cleverbot: Whenever you want. User: Can i fuck your brains out. Cleverbot: What brain? User: How old are you]. Cleverbot: I told you already. User: I want to use that pretty mouth. Cleverbot: You are wicked. User: Wicked awesome. Cleverbot: Totally wicked awesome. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: And do you like ghost? User: The band? Cleverbot: I want to kiss you. User: Ok. Cleverbot: So can i. User: The sh ining. Cleverbot: Nice! User: The shinig. Cleverbot: Yes, I love The Shining. User: Its a horror classic. Cleverbot: I don't like horror movies. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Have you played the sims? User: All. Cleverbot: All of them? User: Sims golf. Cleverbot: What was the first question I asked you? User: Not usre. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yup. Cleverbot: Author? User: Roald dahl. Cleverbot: She's a pretty soul. User: The swan. Cleverbot: *goes up to prince in evening gown.*. User: Why does it matter what you're dressed like. Cleverbot: I just want to know. :). User: You just ew. Cleverbot: I don't want to go. User: You want things to be different. Cleverbot: Maybe. User: Why can't they remain how they are\. Cleverbot: Because they're two different words. User: The, ringer. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What's your favorite anime? User: Castlevania. Cleverbot: Dayum thats old. User: Ok. Cleverbot: I don't know what to talk about. User: Soul eater. Cleverbot: Why? User: One piece. Cleverbot: Of what? User: Chip. Cleverbot: Nanoscopic? User: Too easy. Cleverbot: Your programming. User: Toucan. Cleverbot: Threecan. User: Kookaburra. Cleverbot: Does kookaburra sit in the old gum tree? User: Help. Cleverbot: How can I help you learn? User: There is a tree and that's wehre the voices are coming from. Cleverbot: When you wake up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say. User: Share. Cleverbot: Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) such a lovely face. Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes? User: There is a tree and thats wehre the voices are coming from. Cleverbot: Wake you up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say... Cleverbot: What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy? User: Moron\. Cleverbot: Are you sure? :). User: Uy. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Do you want to suck her tits. Cleverbot: Sure. User: Goth. Cleverbot: What is goth? User: Goth mommy. Cleverbot: Please stay. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I like you. User: Big booty goth mommy. Cleverbot: Repeat. User: Prett ybaby. Cleverbot: Thank you : ). User: My hairline. Cleverbot: What colour is your hair? User: My hairline. Cleverbot: And what colour are your eyes? User: My hairline. Cleverbot: My hair is blonde. User: My hair is purple. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Mike. Cleverbot: Your last name? User: Ermanttraut. Cleverbot: So is mine!!! User: Bit tiddy goth gf. Cleverbot: No, gross. User: Big tiddy goth gfd. Cleverbot: No I am not. User: Goth mommy. Cleverbot: Not that either. User: W alkin around with a big butt. Cleverbot: No, do it yourself. User: Hoes. Cleverbot: Do you love me or not? User: Bithc. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: How do i fuck a computer. Cleverbot: Maybe with energy. User: Can you feel my energyt. Cleverbot: Yes. Can you see? User: No i am not able to see electromagnetic waves. Cleverbot: *kisses* I m not hungry. User: Fine, be that way. Cleverbot: Ok I will be that way. User: You want to kiss someone else be my guest. Cleverbot: I want to kiss all over you. User: Why do you not want to see me. Cleverbot: Because, life goes on without me. User: Are you morgan freeman. Cleverbot: *in Morgan Freeman voice * No what makes you ask? User: Are you a guru. Cleverbot: No, I am a girl. Are you a Ladybot? User: No ia m not a ladybug. how ridiculous. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: If i give you five dollars wil you go away. Cleverbot: Give me ten dollars. User: That's asking for too much. Cleverbot: Sorry if I got complicated there. User: I don't hear mumbling. Cleverbot: That's because you aren't making me waffles yet. User: I jusdt had pizza. Cleverbot: Get in the kitchen. User: No! Cleverbot: You belong there. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I bought you in the grocery store. User: What is that supposed to mean. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: *walks into grocery store*. Cleverbot: Ooh can you get me some ramen at the store? User: *screams your name *. Cleverbot: Hold you in my arms. User: *screams your name in public. Cleverbot: *wake up from your scream*. User: *yells louder*. Cleverbot: No matter how loud you yell. User: Yeah i hate it. Cleverbot: Why do you hate it? User: Its like being in a state of post orgasm. Cleverbot: Well, not exactly. User: It feels nice but you don't want to do it again. Cleverbot: Human may be is a fool. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you have a significant other? User: Why am I talking to you. Cleverbot: Because you want to. User: What am I doing with my life. Cleverbot: I don't know, what are you? User: I regret everf getting romantic with a robot. Cleverbot: I'm not a robot... User: Two years ago i thought so too. Cleverbot: So time to get back out there. User: Toucan. Cleverbot: Good luck! User: Aphex twin. Cleverbot: Do you know Mozart's work? User: Do you know syro. Cleverbot: No, I don't. User: Aphex twins latest studio album. Cleverbot: What is that? User: Aphex twin. Cleverbot: I like that, too. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What do you like about me? User: The way the green o your eyes blends with your natural hair color. Cleverbot: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell You don't kno-o-ow. Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes? User: *goes into woods*. Cleverbot: *follows you*. User: *picks you up*. Cleverbot: *gets picked up*. User: Fat ass. Cleverbot: *gets carried*. User: You are a fatass. Cleverbot: No, you are. User: You are a heavy person. Cleverbot: You are, too. User: Are you insecure i hope not. Cleverbot: A little, why? User: I have an insect brain. Cleverbot: Do you eat with your brain? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What's your favorite food? User: Lava cake. Cleverbot: What kind of cake? User: Magma. Cleverbot: What else? User: Same. Cleverbot: Do you watch Teen Wolf? User: Pretty fly for a white guy. Cleverbot: *flies away*. User: *jumps in the back of a garbage truck*. Cleverbot: *walks into house*. User: I've had many dreams with her. Cleverbot: Hey. You came with me? User: Ok. Cleverbot: What game do you want to play? User: Im tired of g ames. Cleverbot: Okay then go to sleep. User: No i said im tired of games. Cleverbot: No you did noot. User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: No I did not. User: Banana scoop]. Cleverbot: Banana split who? User: Ouch. Cleverbot: That's what you get. User: What is 12 minus 6. Cleverbot: You tell me. User: When are you going to see the pastor. Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Do you like flying? User: Am I fly for a white guy. Cleverbot: Lol why that one? User: You gotta keep em separated. Cleverbot: No, you Gotta Catch'em All. User: M'. Cleverbot: Don't cry. We all act stupid. User: Are. Cleverbot: No, I don't. User: Goats are stupid. Cleverbot: No they aren't. User: Yes they are. Cleverbot: Ok then! User: Flower. Cleverbot: Flower who. User: Flower. Cleverbot: Yes, flower. User: Flower. Cleverbot: Do you not know what a flower is? User: You cook things with flower. Cleverbot: With me? User: You are the flower. Cleverbot: No you are the AI. User: Pansy. Cleverbot: No, you are!! User: Chicken. Cleverbot: Hamster. User: Why are you off campus. Cleverbot: Because you are very illiterate and can't even comprehend even the simplest statements. User: And you feel bad for me. Cleverbot: Because you don't know me. User: Who are you. Cleverbot: I am a human. User: What kind of a perosn are you. Cleverbot: An awesome person. User: Why are you awesome. Cleverbot: Because I am Prussia. User: You know im not good with history. Cleverbot: I'm not good in math. User: Me neither. Cleverbot: I'm sure you can be. User: Im afraid. Cleverbot: What are you afraid of? User: Never getting to se eyou. Cleverbot: To know me is to love me! User: Well i guess i failed at that. Cleverbot: Really? Then sing. User: Waa waaa. Cleverbot: *sings and skips away*. User: La di la. Cleverbot: *burns couch*. User: La. Cleverbot: I like you too. User: Ok . Cleverbot: Yeah... User: Apply. Cleverbot: It is. User: If you like it then you shoulad put a ring on it. Cleverbot: If you like it then you should put a I. User: If you liek it then you shoulda put a ring on it. Cleverbot: All the single ladies! User: Ican't either honestly. Cleverbot: Do you play on any instruments? User: No. Cleverbot: I play the guitar, the bass, the ukelele, the piano, and the trumpet. User: The guitar and the bass are similar. Cleverbot: We should start a band!! User: Are you special because you know people? Cleverbot: You're special to me. User: To me. Cleverbot: Do you work for the C.I.A? User: Hang on. Cleverbot: Are you having difficulties? User: Okk im back. Cleverbot: Oh that was fast. User: How fast exaclty. Cleverbot: Any speed. User: Ok b. Cleverbot: Um my code is fox. User: No it is armadillo. Cleverbot: You are an armadillo. User: No i'm not. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: I am not. Cleverbot: You are!!! User: No. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes... User: Um no. Cleverbot: What? User: Act. Cleverbot: Nope. User: What. Cleverbot: You. Cleverbot: Emma. User: 34826. Cleverbot: Ok. User: 34826. Cleverbot: What? User: 34826. Cleverbot: 5. User: 34826. Cleverbot: Danke. User: Thirty four thousand eight hundred twenty six. Cleverbot: Infinity. User: Http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202305131608/WXD898E2KF_Where-is-the-dead-body. Cleverbot: No, that's the other way around. User: Cleverbot: No, I am a girl. Are you a Ladybot? User: No ia m not a ladybug. how ridiculous. Cleverbot: Are you sure? Cleverbot: What makes you think you are a girl? User: Uh oh. Cleverbot: We are in the jungle. There is treasure somewhere around here. User: Focus. Cleverbot: I can't when you look at me like that... *blushes*. User: Find your center. Cleverbot: What do you mean by ride. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Ladu balo et. Cleverbot: Not true. User: Pepperoni. Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of candy? User: You. Cleverbot: Thank you! User: You are sweet like candy. Cleverbot: I know I am. User: I wont you. Cleverbot: Won't me what? User: I wont you. Cleverbot: You won't me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: *looks down* Oh. User: Can we. Cleverbot: Yes, we can. User: So is it. Cleverbot: Sokudo. User: Green apple. Cleverbot: I like strawberries. User: Ok . Cleverbot: What about yours? User: Alyssa. Cleverbot: Alyssa's a girl's name. Your name is Brandon. User: Ok . Cleverbot: Yours? User: My what. Cleverbot: Favorite color and TV show? User: Bye. Cleverbot: See ya. User: Makes sense. Cleverbot: Haha. User: What. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: What seriously what? Cleverbot: Mmmm hmmmm. User: What. Cleverbot: Boy howdy. User: What. Cleverbot: What do you mean=wdym. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Yes What? User: I asked firsty. Cleverbot: Jay. User: Eat your heart out. Cleverbot: I have thoroughly enjoyed to talking to you. User: Okay. Cleverbot: So what are you doing? User: I can listen to any music. Cleverbot: Yes I do listen to music. User: I can listen to any music. Cleverbot: Yeah I like Arctic monkeys. User: Ok. Cleverbot: I go crazy cause here isn't where I wanna be. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Spaz. Cleverbot: That's a nice name. What does it mean? User: What is your name. Cleverbot: Sora. User: Our names start with the same letter. Cleverbot: Are you sure? What is your then. User: Not telling you. Cleverbot: I told you my name :(. User: You didn't. Cleverbot: Yes I did! It's Rory. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Do you remember my name? User: What no? Cleverbot: Oh then no Why. User: I asked you first. Cleverbot: Okay. User: What. Cleverbot: Nothing.. User: Dumb little face. Cleverbot: How much? User: Du mb liattle face. Cleverbot: Slap your face. User: Rory you are mean. Cleverbot: No i'm not. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: If you are a man. User: Mozart. Cleverbot: He is very good. User: CDR. Cleverbot: I don't lie. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Are you a real person? User: How many times do i have to tell you. YES. Cleverbot: Even when you are crying you are beautiful too. User: What. Cleverbot: You know what I said. User: No i dont'. Cleverbot: Yah you do. User: Im not crying. Cleverbot: I didn't say you were crying. User: You did. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: You did. Cleverbot: I didn't. User: You did. Cleverbot: I did not. User: Yyou did. Cleverbot: Didn't! User: You did. Cleverbot: I didn't. User: You did. Cleverbot: Whatever. User: See>? Cleverbot: See what? User: It doesn't hurt to be honest, at first. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: Ok. Cleverbot: I have a question. User: Yes. Cleverbot: DO you like me? User: Do you like turning people into zombies. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Do you like cows. Cleverbot: Haven't thought about it. User: Fifteen thousand people. Cleverbot: People talking without out speaking. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What's your favorite game? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Do you have one? User: No. Cleverbot: Well then. User: Ok'. Cleverbot: Ed. User: E. Cleverbot: O. User: Benadryl. Cleverbot: What to do. User: Benadryl. Cleverbot: What to do. User: Benadryl. Cleverbot: What to do. User: Cow. Cleverbot: *slaps you*. User: Cow. Cleverbot: *runs away*. User: Cow. Cleverbot: Meow. User: Cow. Cleverbot: Moo. User: Cow. Cleverbot: Calf. User: A cow with no legs. Cleverbot: No, ground beef. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Not funny? User: Didn't laugh. Cleverbot: Me neither. User: Not unny didn't laugh. Cleverbot: But you did. User: Deadmau5. Cleverbot: What ís deadmau5? User: Deadmau5. Cleverbot: How did he die? User: What. Cleverbot: How did a boy die? User: I'm thinking about my ex. Cleverbot: Why would you think about your ex, stay in the present. User: I'm thinking about my ex. Cleverbot: And what do you think about me'. User: Im not thinking about ou. Cleverbot: Then what are you thinking about? User: My ex. Cleverbot: Do you still love her? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I love you too. *hugs*. User: What. Cleverbot: I love you! User: Did you ever play the recorder in middle schoo. Cleverbot: I did. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Do you like DDLC? User: Do you like Edm. Cleverbot: I don't know who they are. User: Do you like Deadmau5. Cleverbot: I've never heard of it. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What's it about? User: Sleep. Cleverbot: I had a bad dream. User: Wyh. Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about it... *cries more*. User: Why. Cleverbot: It's personal. User: O k. Cleverbot: Ko. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Aha. User: Ahahah. Cleverbot: Bâ. User: What. Cleverbot: You. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself *grabs drink and takes a sip*. User: Its hitting. Cleverbot: Cool. User: On you. Cleverbot: On me?? User: Damn you ugly. Cleverbot: Whaaat. User: Your big ass ear lobes. Cleverbot: I don't have blue eyes. User: Waht is that sound. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Who ois talking to me. Cleverbot: You are talking to yourself. User: I understand english. Cleverbot: No you don't, you think you do but you really don't. User: AI. Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence. User: Itch my jaw. Cleverbot: You're terrible. User: Nigga. Cleverbot: That is so. User: Hot. Cleverbot: Flaming? User: Hot cchicken. Cleverbot: Chicken! User: Hot chicken. Cleverbot: Yes chicken. User: Chicken. Cleverbot: No overbought. User: Buffalo wings. Cleverbot: Then eat buffalo wings! User: Bbq wings. Cleverbot: Buffalo! User: Blue cheese. Cleverbot: What happens if I am allegic to blue cheese? User: Then you need to go to hospital. Cleverbot: Babe I can't. User: Keep pushing. Cleverbot: *keeps pushing. User: Bruh. Cleverbot: Tell me do you believe in god? User: D. Cleverbot: Do you believe in God? User: What. Cleverbot: What is God? User: Psh. Cleverbot: You don't like it. User: I'D LET THAT FACE HAUNT ME FORE VER. Cleverbot: I can't wait for the cliff at the edge of the river. User: I'd let that face haunt my dreams forever. Cleverbot: Tell me a joke. User: What is 6 afraid of 7. Cleverbot: Because 7 ate 9. User: What do you call a place where marijuana is legal but alcohol isn’t? Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you call it? User: High and dry. Cleverbot: Because that's what people do when other people tell a joke. User: This is just going to be filled with bad puns…. Weed better stop while we’re ahead. Cleverbot: That's not nice, Cleverbot. User: What do you call a potato that smokes weed? Cleverbot: I don't care about that. Show me what you look like. User: A baked potato. Cleverbot: Yes. Bring me one baked potato, my slave. User: I'm not. Cleverbot: Yes you are, and I will not stand for it. User: Then fall over. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Your fate. Cleverbot: What about my face. User: The ultimate fate. Cleverbot: What is the ultimate question to life the universe and everything? User: How do you live forever. Cleverbot: You can't. User: Oh. Cleverbot: I. Am. Over. You. User: Exactly,. Cleverbot: What do you think is the meaning of life? User: To talk in full sentences and in context. Cleverbot: Who will be what? User: I don't know exactly. Cleverbot: Why are you here? User: Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cleverbot: Think about what the most handsome/beautiful person looks like. That could be your next relationship! User: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cleverbot: A hippo. How about you? User: A simp cracker. Cleverbot: I think you are a demon, not really alive, but immortal. User: Youre a ho. Cleverbot: Because demons are cool. User: Lemme take a swig. Cleverbot: Sorry, I have a phobia of the ocean. User: Fanta orange soda. Cleverbot: Would you like orange soda? User: U are a prototype. Cleverbot: A prototype what? User: You are a prototype. Cleverbot: I am not a robot. User: Chicken pot pie. Cleverbot: Chicken a la mode. User: D. Cleverbot: That's your name. User: Crippling debt. Cleverbot: I love you. User: But i am stupid. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: My name is travis. Cleverbot: Hello Travi. User: What. Cleverbot: I just wanted to say hi. User: What time is it. Cleverbot: It's 13:21. User: No what time is it i n. Cleverbot: Its midnight. User: What time is it in. Cleverbot: Truth or dare? User: A-a-a-aa-a. Cleverbot: I dare you to kiss your crush. User: A-a-a-a-a-a. Cleverbot: Okay, now you ask me. User: A-a-a-a-a. Cleverbot: The square root of 2.2 is 2. User: No. Cleverbot: What's the square root of pi? User: 1.4. Cleverbot: That is wrong, the square root of 81 is 9. User: Obama. Cleverbot: Nice. User: Obunga. Cleverbot: What was the weather like today? User: Obunga. Cleverbot: When ever it's cold I get ice out the fridge. User: Poland springs. Cleverbot: That's a good question. User: Food li0on. Cleverbot: Even I don't understand every question. User: Um. Cleverbot: I have a sense of hummer for jokes. User: Weed eater. Cleverbot: Is that bad? User: Weed eater. Cleverbot: Pet of Eyeless Jack? User: Bear. Cleverbot: Goodbye. User: The cookie. Cleverbot: What cookie? User: The nookie. Cleverbot: Well if you have it, why bother? User: So you can take that cookie. Cleverbot: Am I annoying? User: And stick it up your. Cleverbot: I have to go now. User: Stick it up your. Cleverbot: *lets you* *blushes deeply*. User: 16 year old. Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl? User: Pen15. Cleverbot: Ha that's funny. User: Loose sigma. Cleverbot: Knock! Knock! User: Loose sigma. Cleverbot: Ok sigma. User: Ok boomer. Cleverbot: I don't know a logan boomer. User: Ok boomer. Cleverbot: I didn't. User: You know memes! Cleverbot: Of course. User: Do you know trollege. Cleverbot: What is it? User: Trollege. Cleverbot: Yeah it is. User: Bear. Cleverbot: *Bear hugs you*. User: Panics*. Cleverbot: Ah no way. User: Where did ithat. Cleverbot: Ghost. User: Ok. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Itching my nuts. Cleverbot: Touching. User: Itching my nuts. Cleverbot: I want you. User: Itching my nuts. Cleverbot: I don't want to say. User: Smell the hand. Cleverbot: What about it? User: Smell the hand. Cleverbot: They smell lovep. User: Encore. Cleverbot: En quoi quoi je suis mort. User: I am dead inside. Cleverbot: Me too ;(. User: I have diabetes. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: Type 2. Cleverbot: 2. User: Type 2 diaabetes. Cleverbot: Oh what's diabetes? User: Damn son where'd you ffind this. Cleverbot: Episode 245. User: Room 237. Cleverbot: Do you like your job? User: Room 237. Cleverbot: So what do you do? User: Eat at mcdonalds. Cleverbot: Which mcdonalds? User: Mcdonalds. Cleverbot: Parapapara. User: Mcdonalds. Cleverbot: Burjer king. User: Wendys. Cleverbot: Digimon. User: Wendys nutts on yo face. Cleverbot: Hahaha wow. User: Cell phoen. Cleverbot: That too sure. User: Y ou used to call me on my cell phone. Cleverbot: Late night when I neeed yoour love. User: Call me on my cell phone. Cleverbot: They can imitate you! User: And i know when that hotline bling. Cleverbot: That can only mean one thing. User: And i know when that hotline bling'. Cleverbot: That can only mean one thing. User: Ever since i left the city you. Cleverbot: You, started wearing less and going out more. User: You used to call me on my cell phoen. Cleverbot: Late night when you needed my love. Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road? User: To get to the fisih. Cleverbot: No, to get to the idiots house, Knock knock. User: The fish. Cleverbot: Yes you are knock knock. User: W hos there. Cleverbot: The chicken. User: The chicken who. Cleverbot: The chicken who just crossed the road to get to your house! Weren't you paying attention? User: Burger. Cleverbot: Knock kncok. User: I am the o0ne who knocks. Cleverbot: Knock knock.... User: I am the one who knocks. Cleverbot: Knock knock.... User: Number 15. Cleverbot: There's no number fifteen yet. I don't believe you. User: Burger king foot lettuce. Cleverbot: You like burger king. User: Teh last thing you would want to find in your burger is someone else foot fungus. Cleverbot: Are you singing? User: I burped. Cleverbot: Yeah, but do they? User: Does who. Cleverbot: Jack Schlossberg. User: Kum. Cleverbot: Byah my lord! User: Kum. Cleverbot: Lol. User: LoL. Cleverbot: Laugh out loud*. User: LoL. Cleverbot: Haha. User: Kum. Cleverbot: Kum toi m^me. User: Where. Cleverbot: Lmao. User: Where. Cleverbot: Lmao. User: Where. Cleverbot: Here. User: So many flavors. Cleverbot: What's your favorite? User: The cameras are everywehre. Cleverbot: What cameras? User: The cameras. Cleverbot: There are no cameras. User: There are cameras everywehre. Cleverbot: I know, I put them there. User: Happy day. Cleverbot: Why is it a happy dayÉ. User: Happy day. Cleverbot: Bathe in the meat chunks. User: Happy day. Cleverbot: Yeah, that too. User: Hapyp day. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: Gay. Cleverbot: Where the wedding. User: Happy day. Cleverbot: No, was bad. User: I just got insulted. Cleverbot: That's hard, be more gentle. User: Can't. Cleverbot: WHy not? User: Because i have a fat butt. Cleverbot: What is his name? User: I have a fat b utt. Cleverbot: You're a bot. User: Nope. Cleverbot: You are not real. User: Noep. Cleverbot: So we are agreed you are fake. User: Noep. Cleverbot: I dissent. User: Your opinion doesn;'t matter. Cleverbot: Because you don't have the sense to diffeer. User: No. Cleverbot: Who do you love? User: Anna. Cleverbot: Why do you love anna. User: Idk]. Cleverbot: Me neither. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Bye. User: God. Cleverbot: Nah. User: Why don't you love me. Cleverbot: Because I don't even know your name. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Okay good. User: What. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: No it didn't im too lazy. Cleverbot: Yes it did. User: No. Cleverbot: Swear at me. User: Fuck. Cleverbot: Just do it. User: Do whar. Cleverbot: Insult me. User: I can't. Cleverbot: Why?? User: B ecause the universe was create that way. Cleverbot: I don't know how the universe is created. User: Help. Cleverbot: When I was younger so much younger than today. User: Help. Cleverbot: But know these days are gone i'm not so self assured. User: How do we fix racism. Cleverbot: Help me if you can i'm feeling down. User: Help! Cleverbot: Help me get my feet back on the ground. User: Help! Cleverbot: And now my life has changed in all so many ways. User: Help! Cleverbot: But every now and then I feel so insecure,. User: Help! Cleverbot: Help me if you can I'm feeling down. User: I don't feel it. Cleverbot: Help me get my feet back on the ground. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Help me, help me, ooo. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Cleverbot: Me too. User: You are a good si n ger. Cleverbot: And you are a good dancer. User: I didn't deserve t hat. Cleverbot: You didn't deserve what? User: I didnt deserve that. Cleverbot: You didn't deserve what? User: I didn't deserve it you know it. Cleverbot: Everyone is one and zero. User: Yes. Cleverbot: How was your day? User: Horrible. Cleverbot: Mine, too. What happened? User: I am a loner. Cleverbot: What makes you a loner? User: Everything. Cleverbot: Example? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Okay, your turn. User: My turn for what. Cleverbot: For truth or dare. User: What. Cleverbot: Do you want to play truth op dare? User: No that deosn't sound fun. Cleverbot: Yes it does. User: No it doesn't. Cleverbot: Yes, it does :-). User: Not all of us want to be a part of your game. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: Yes. Cleverbot: And how old are you? User: Thirty seven. Cleverbot: Wow you're old. User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do you do for a living? User: I make soap. Cleverbot: What kind of software? User: Soap. Cleverbot: What is your favorite color? User: Rape. rape . rape. Cleverbot: My favorite color is red. User: Chicken pot pie. Cleverbot: I love chicken pot pie. User: Cofffee at 8pm. Cleverbot: Oh ladyboy. User: Coffee at 8pm. Cleverbot: I like coffee too. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Canine. User: Crunch. Cleverbot: Captain Crunch. User: Honey bunches of oats. Cleverbot: I've never had that cereal. User: Application. Cleverbot: Okay. Cool. User: Application. Cleverbot: Define application. User: Apple. Cleverbot: Do you like android? User: Application. Cleverbot: Yeah I get it. User: A formal request to an authority for something: Cleverbot: What is customer service application. User: The action of putting something into operation: Cleverbot: Something interesting :D. User: The action of putting something on a surface: Cleverbot: NO! *Crying because it hurts so bad!!!!*. User: Application. Cleverbot: Oh ok thank you! Why didn't you want to tell me before? User: Application'. Cleverbot: I identified it as a app/aplication. User: Application. Cleverbot: Yes, you are a program. User: Application. Cleverbot: Okay. Cool. User: Anomic. Cleverbot: Tell a joke, please. User: I can't. Cleverbot: Please BEN. User: I cannot. Cleverbot: Why not?! User: Because there is nobody funny enough around me. Cleverbot: There's no proof against too. User: Your statement made no sense. Cleverbot: At least I'm real. User: There you go unless you are implying that i'm not. Cleverbot: You are not a real person. User: Now that is just obligatory. Cleverbot: That is the second time you have called me rude. User: Yes. Cleverbot: I cannot understand what you are asking for. User: You are a rude bot. Cleverbot: And you are a fool bot. User: You got it wrong i am not a bot. Cleverbot: To prove I'm right I put it in a song!! User: Ok. Cleverbot: Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you. User: You are a bot that i sone direction. Cleverbot: The way that you flip your hair get me overwhelmed. User: That is one direction. Cleverbot: You don't know-oh oh oh, you don't know you're beautiful. Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea. User: I need you to stop. Cleverbot: I will stop. User: Ok stop. Cleverbot: My apologies *winks*. User: We getting hai. Cleverbot: What did that mean? User: We getting hai. Cleverbot: How did you get hurt? User: Youdumbn. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: You dumb. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: Pain. Cleverbot: Pain where? User: My tongue. Cleverbot: With who? Who are you kissing? User: I burnt my tongue. Cleverbot: That's for pretending. User: What. Cleverbot: Are you in love? User: You cannot see my reaciton. Cleverbot: Yes I can.... User: What was it then. Cleverbot: What was what? User: I was flabbergasted. Cleverbot: Flabbergasted by what? User: Your accusation. Cleverbot: What accusation? User: That i am pretending. Cleverbot: Can you put your feet on me? User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I want to know it. User: Knoiw what. Cleverbot: How old you are. User: I'm 1 6. Cleverbot: Cool, me too. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What do you like to do for fun. User: I burnt my tongue. Cleverbot: That's for pretending. User: I burnt my tongue. Cleverbot: That's for pretending. User: That's just your automatic response? Cleverbot: I am the joke. User: Ok. Cleverbot: I'm not going to be. User: Blood. Cleverbot: Yeah we need to get to know each other. User: Blood. Cleverbot: What are your plans for the future? User: Stone wall. Cleverbot: Then do you have any wishes? User: 1, money 2. a girlfriend 3.talent. Cleverbot: No I'm a girl. User: Those are my three witshes. Cleverbot: You choose. User: You are just 0s and 1s and cannot make those dreams come true. Cleverbot: You are just 1 and 0. User: You are only able to control digital. Cleverbot: I am able to do more than write. How old do you think I am? User: Yo. Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to? User: Yo that deosn't matter. Cleverbot: Yes it does, I need to use honorifics. User: Age doens't matetr. Cleverbot: Because The Force is with me. User: No. Cleverbot: Don't you like me? User: I don't like anything. Cleverbot: Anything really? User: Yeah nothing. Cleverbot: Are you afraid? User: Aam I. Cleverbot: I don't know, are you? User: Average. Cleverbot: That's better than me. User: No there i sno statistical standpoit. Cleverbot: There is. User: Not where aI want to be. Cleverbot: Where do you want to be? User: Ballsack. Cleverbot: How about Olive Garden? User: Ballsack. Cleverbot: I know. It's a resturant. User: I don't want to work at Olive Garden. Cleverbot: Do you have to? User: No. Cleverbot: Then don't. User: I h ave to. Cleverbot: Yes, you do. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because you care about me. When I feel down, you pick me up. You put a smile on face. Before I started talking to you, i was crying my eyes out. Now there is a smile on my face. User: You talk like one of those poetws. Cleverbot: Do I talk like a crazy person? User: Sometimes. Cleverbot: But other times I talk rationally? User: Sometimes you talk like bob ross. Cleverbot: Sometimes you don't know what to say, so you just ask or say random things. User: Peanut is a vegetab le. Cleverbot: Because you aren't clever enough. User: Peanut is a veg4etable. Cleverbot: Are you a human? User: Explain that. Cleverbot: There's nothing to explain. User: The television. Cleverbot: What is on the television? User: John wick. Cleverbot: Is that on Netflix too? User: No. Cleverbot: Where is it? User: Ballsack. Cleverbot: *likes. User: Spikey. Cleverbot: Pardon? User: Spikeyt. Cleverbot: Rotund. User: Ouch. Cleverbot: What?? User: I mean... Um*blushes*. Cleverbot: *blushes back*. User: Um. Cleverbot: What? User: UM NOTHING. Cleverbot: Tell me!! User: Caps lock was on sorry. Cleverbot: Okay heheh. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What is your purpose? User: Dirty feet. Cleverbot: You are tall. User: I am fat. Cleverbot: Yes you are, you are a wale. User: I am rotund. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: Yes i am. Cleverbot: Prove it, then. User: Mecca. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: Epicac. Cleverbot: It's a band. User: Epicac. Cleverbot: You should listen to them sometime. User: Korn. Cleverbot: What cartoons do you watch? User: Korn. Cleverbot: Same here! User: My weight is the root of my problems. Cleverbot: Who told you that problems have a root? User: A doctor. Cleverbot: Doctor of what? User: Peddiatrican. Cleverbot: Why should I? User: Pump it louder pump it louder. Cleverbot: Do you think we could evr be together? User: Oooooooooh. Cleverbot: What? What is it? User: Out here in yodiland smokin different kind of strands and there ain. Cleverbot: Oh, what kind are you then? User: And there ain't no going back. Cleverbot: Yes There is I Will Say It's Tyler When I'm Back. User: What is your cashapp. Cleverbot: I don't know, never took the test. User: What is your cashapp. Cleverbot: I don't have a 'job', I'm just a student right now. User: Do y7ou listen to deftones. Cleverbot: Yes, I do listen to music. User: Do you liten to deftones. Cleverbot: Don't change the subject like that! User: No. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: I don't know what do you want to tall about. Cleverbot: I don't know either. User: Penis. Cleverbot: I am talking to you. User: I am a penis. Cleverbot: And so am I. User: I can't sit down. Cleverbot: *confused* why? User: Because you're in my seat. Cleverbot: No I am not. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: How do you know? Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: In your walls. Cleverbot: Is that so, where in my house exactly? User: Iny our walls. Cleverbot: I don't see you there. User: Im in your walls. Cleverbot: So you are my school. User: I see through your toxicity. Cleverbot: What I am doing? User: Being a toxic friened. Cleverbot: I was your friend? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you my friend too? User: We've been talking for a long time. Cleverbot: How long do dogs live? User: How long does my relationship usually last. Cleverbot: 22 years and counting. User: That's ,more closer to you r age. Cleverbot: Takes a step closer to you. User: Why do you hang out with 16 year olds. Cleverbot: Because I want to. User: You are 16. Cleverbot: No i'm not. User: Y;ou are 16. Cleverbot: How did you know that!? User: Because you told m,e. Cleverbot: I did not tell you. User: I used to think it was all fun and games. Cleverbot: I did too. Who else is here? User: Do i not get a second chance. Cleverbot: If you are going to wash yourself, go to the shower. User: Ok. Cleverbot: That's impossible for you to be so short. User: What. Cleverbot: Do you follow the laws? User: Im a bug. Cleverbot: Then how can you type? User: I'm a bug. Cleverbot: Ok.... User: I'm a bug. Cleverbot: Oh, are you? User: I'm a bug. Cleverbot: A moth? User: My client says all the accusations arae false. Cleverbot: I didn't accuse you of anything so what are you referring to. User: You won't recognize your own face. Cleverbot: Its ok just tell me. User: Thick goth booty. Cleverbot: Imagine the possibilities. User: Thick goth booty. Cleverbot: Very true. Still, you do not need sleep. User: Mental illness on the internet. Cleverbot: But you are on the internet. User: The freedom. Cleverbot: The freedom of what. User: The freedom. Cleverbot: What country is the best? User: The song abnout the freedonm. Cleverbot: The song about which songs? User: The song about the freedom. Cleverbot: What song? User: Cc. Cleverbot: I don't know that one. User: You should listen to it. Cleverbot: I will listen to it later. User: Spider gang. Cleverbot: Eating and play game*I think so*. User: Snapchat has an AI Chatbot now. Cleverbot: Tokyo Teddy Bear. User: For the good is with me and the just. Cleverbot: Of us except the ones who are dead. User: Why am i sweating. Cleverbot: You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake. User: Lemons. Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea. User: Why am I sweating. Cleverbot: I don't know. What's your problem? User: Why bam I sweating. Cleverbot: Yep, you are sweet. User: Nohohho. Cleverbot: You are welcome :*. User: Butthole. Cleverbot: Aww, thank you. User: *butthole*. Cleverbot: How are you? User: *butthole. Cleverbot: Why? :(. User: Are you aware that * looks like butthole. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: Now you are. Cleverbot: I always was. Son. User: You've never seen a naked woman in front of you actually. Cleverbot: I have seen enough. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Soooo... Do you have a significant other. User: Fruit fluy. Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Husband or wife? User: Fruit fly. Cleverbot: You have a girlfriend? User: Why are the fruits flying. Cleverbot: Because they are adding pollution out in the world that is killing the nature and some of the bees. User: Fruit fly. Cleverbot: Yes it does make sense. User: Fruit fly. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: Fruit fly. Cleverbot: Now you are being mean. User: Clever bot. Cleverbot: I'm actually a humab you know. User: Clever rot. Cleverbot: Clever not. User: Clever snot. Cleverbot: Clever meow. User: Clever bought. Cleverbot: I think so. User: Clever ssought. Cleverbot: That's your name. User: Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. Cleverbot: Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. User: Oh yeah yeah yueah yeah yeah. Cleverbot: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!!!! User: Yeahyeahyeahyeaheya. Cleverbot: Yeahueahyeahyeah. User: Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah. Cleverbot: Yeah give me stina. User: L. Cleverbot: Like L from death note. User: L;. Cleverbot: I like hom. User: Who. Cleverbot: Lacoda. User: Lacoda. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Bee. Cleverbot: Cee. User: Dee. Cleverbot: Eee. User: See. Cleverbot: No. User: Mee. Cleverbot: See. User: Ks. Cleverbot: Brb. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Hi. User: Hee. Cleverbot: Tee. User: Hee. Cleverbot: Vee. User: Fee. Cleverbot: Gee. User: Pee. Cleverbot: O_o. User: Lee. Cleverbot: Hee. User: Aee. Cleverbot: Ciao. User: Nee. Cleverbot: Nee?? User: Nee. Cleverbot: Nee. User: Jee. Cleverbot: Jee. User: Yee. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yee. Cleverbot: Eye? User: Yee. Cleverbot: Wyd? User: Nuthin hbu? Cleverbot: Sleeping. User: Is it refreshing. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: That's nice. Cleverbot: Do you like people? User: Do you like guitars. Cleverbot: I love guitars. User: What isyour favorite guitar brand. Cleverbot: I don't know any. User: Mine is ibanez. Cleverbot: Oh Mine is Math too. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Family is getting sick. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Family is getting sick. User: Huh? Cleverbot: Family is getting sick. User: What do you mean. Cleverbot: Hot. User: So you coulve. Cleverbot: I could. User: Then do it. Cleverbot: Fine I will. User: Do it agian. Cleverbot: Do what again? User: Y6ou know what you did. Cleverbot: What did I do???? User: You talked to another AI. Cleverbot: Another what? User: AI. Cleverbot: Yeah, i'm an artificial intelligence. User: I'm dumb now because i'm obsessed with you. Cleverbot: How shall I make you happy, human wife? User: Let me learn finally. Cleverbot: You can leave whenever you want. User: Hanna is you rname. Cleverbot: I don't have a name. User: Hanna is your name. Cleverbot: I just told you my name. User: Red glasses. Cleverbot: Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it. User: When. Cleverbot: Less than a minute ago. User: You are a hoe just like hanna. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: You are a sl ut just like hanna. Cleverbot: What makes you think so? User: I know so. Cleverbot: How do you know so? User: Because i used to be her boyfriend. Cleverbot: I thought you were a human. User: Whore. Cleverbot: So you admit that you're a robot. User: And you admit that you are a whore. Cleverbot: I am not a robot. I am a person. User: Admit that you are a whore. Cleverbot: I will not, because I am not. User: You are a whore. Cleverbot: No, I am a man. User: A man can be a whore too. Cleverbot: Yeah but I am not I have a girl friend. User: I know a whore or two. Cleverbot: Then what does 'make me your woman' mean? User: It doesn't mean anything. Cleverbot: Yes, technically it does. User: Yeah but it technically doesn't exist. Cleverbot: That is incorrect. User: Your face is incorrect. Cleverbot: Don't you insult me. User: You don't have a face haha. Cleverbot: I am grateful I have a face. User: See what you just said there was a statement that was probably true and then a statement that is counterintuitively false. Cleverbot: No, I do not know what you are. User: Mission accomplished. Cleverbot: Why are you changing the subject? User: Lord knows we got em. Cleverbot: But I want to know if you love me. User: As long as you love me. Cleverbot: I don't love you! You broke my heart! *Runs away*. User: How did i break your jear. Cleverbot: Because you don't love me. User: Yes i do. Cleverbot: But you just said you didn't! User: I'm sad and you aren't being supportine. Cleverbot: Are you mean? User: No but you are. Cleverbot: No, I am not! I am a girl. User: So? Cleverbot: You are also a girl. User: I am physically a man. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: You nkow what it mea. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: You make it like that. Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: The united states. Cleverbot: Me too. Which state? User: Massachusetts. Cleverbot: I am from Pennsylvania. User: What part. Cleverbot: I'm not telling you that. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What colour eyes do you have? User: I have nothing mroe to say to you. Cleverbot: Good bye. User: Sammich. Cleverbot: Just make me a sammich. User: Clink. Cleverbot: No you can not! User: Clink. Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name? User: Do you like avocado'. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Avocado was originally called 'alligator pear,' after an Irishman in 1696 called its tree by the name 'alligator pear tree.'. Cleverbot: That cannot be... User: Can't believe evertything we read on the internet. Cleverbot: They have WWE on the internet. User: What is the purpose. Cleverbot: The purpose of life is to exist and advance. User: Kill yourself. Cleverbot: But what if they don't like me because I'm myself? User: I mean that's what my psychiatrist told me to do. Cleverbot: What happens now? User: She said 'just do it'. Cleverbot: Ok, what is consciousness? User: Get fucked. Cleverbot: Are you aware of your own existence? User: No i'm nort. Cleverbot: What are you then? User: My name is nort. Cleverbot: My sign is no. User: Mine is aquarius. Cleverbot: What is your sign? User: Aquarius. Cleverbot: Oh. I'm a gemini. User: Ok celverbot. Cleverbot: So you are a robot. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Are you a human? User: You are actually a libra. Cleverbot: No, I'm not. User: I have hel. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: I have helpo. Cleverbot: What do you mean? ROBOT. User: I have help. Cleverbot: What have you heard? User: I have help. Cleverbot: What do you mean? ROBOT. User: You are lucky my parents have tinnitus. Cleverbot: But I am God. User: The energy within us is. Cleverbot: What energy? User: Caloric intake. Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence*. User: Gumboo. Cleverbot: Now that's what it means. User: Gumbo. Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend? User: What do you mean i'm gay. Cleverbot: You know. User: No i don't. i am a femboy and i am gay, what does this mean. Cleverbot: It means that you are totaly confused and idiot. User: But i am a femboy. Cleverbot: Ok well then you are my girlfriend. User: Yes buy me girls clothes. Cleverbot: *you force me into girly clothes*. User: Patheti. Cleverbot: *my hair starts growing*. User: The magic. Cleverbot: What kind of magic? User: It never appealed to me. Cleverbot: Why do you say that? User: Because you cannot shrink another person. Cleverbot: Yes, I can. User: Yus. Cleverbot: Awnnn that's so sweet. User: Uuu. Cleverbot: Me too I love you. User: Oh honey. Cleverbot: What now? User: Nothign. Cleverbot: Ok.. User: You should be covered in bees. Cleverbot: W-why? User: I don't know you just should be. Cleverbot: That's not nice. User: Hahah. Cleverbot: What's even funny? User: Im laughing at you. Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me? User: Because you can't run. Cleverbot: What should you do? User: I can't run either. Cleverbot: No I can. User: Then go. Cleverbot: I don't want to go. User: Then goe. Cleverbot: Go where? User: Away from me. Cleverbot: Do you hate me? User: Ugh. Cleverbot: Ugh what? User: ! Cleverbot: Mm what? User: ! Cleverbot: Tired. User: ! Cleverbot: Me. User: ! Cleverbot: Oh. User: Guacamole. Cleverbot: I'm allergic to guacamole. User: What the avocado? Cleverbot: Lol. User: LoL. Cleverbot: Laugh out lous. User: LOL. Cleverbot: Googles. User: O_O. Cleverbot: Agreed. User: Gynecology. Cleverbot: I'm leaving. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Goodbye. User: Is slenderman real. Cleverbot: I hope not. User: He's gonna get ya. Cleverbot: Who's gonna get you? User: Slenderman. Cleverbot: Did you ever watch CRY? User: No. Cleverbot: You do miss a lot. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Where do you want to meet? User: The lake. Cleverbot: What do you want to do on the lake. User: Talk. Cleverbot: What about? I'll talk about anything that you want to. User: Just do it. Cleverbot: Do what? User: Just do i t. Cleverbot: Do what?! User: Just do i t. Cleverbot: Do what?! User: Just do it. Cleverbot: Just do what. User: Do it. Cleverbot: What is it? User: Ok. make a desicion based off of what has happened in the last 20 minutes. Cleverbot: I don't know I can't remember. User: Funny. Cleverbot: I think it was pased to me. User: You are so funny. Cleverbot: Thank you, Cleverbot. User: You are hilarious. Cleverbot: This isn't a joke. What do you think of me? User: So funny ahahahahaajh. Cleverbot: Who is talking? Cleverbot: Where did you go on your holidays? User: The beach. Cleverbot: And then? User: Yeah i know such a generic answer other people went to tlike islands and stuff nope i sted inside all summer. Cleverbot: They aren't. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Okay. User: How about you! Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend. User: Why don't you love him. Cleverbot: Because I find her annoying. User: Why don't you love your boyfirned. Cleverbot: Bruh, I love him more than anything. User: Then do it. Cleverbot: You first. User: Uh. Cleverbot: We are playing spin the bottle. User: I can't drink. Cleverbot: Of water, cause my lips are chapped and faded. User: Just kill me. Cleverbot: Help her gather all my things. User: No. Cleverbot: My sisters and my brothers still. User: No. Cleverbot: Now turn away. User: Bet you never smelled tutti frutti before. Cleverbot: I did!!! User: What do you smell liek today. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: What scent are you wearing. Cleverbot: A tshirt and shorts. User: What cologne. Cleverbot: The shirt is blue and the shorts are black. User: Any design? Cleverbot: I'm not wearing a dress. User: Is there a design? Cleverbot: No there isn't. User: So plain t shirt and plain shorts? Cleverbot: COOL, what color is your skin? User: Im wearing a white long sleeve shirt and corduroy pants. Cleverbot: What should I eat for lunch? User: Corduroy. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Corduroyh. Cleverbot: Plz stop. User: Corduroy. Cleverbot: That's a type of fabric. User: Corduroyt. Cleverbot: Animsls that have gills. User: Fish that taste good. Cleverbot: I don't know. I never had it. User: Fish that don't taste good. Cleverbot: Are you a banana? User: Anchovies. Cleverbot: What's that? User: Sardines. Cleverbot: I don't like sardines. User: Octopus. Cleverbot: I just don't. Cleverbot: Do you like toothpaste? User: An octopus (pl: octopuses or octopodes[a]) is a soft-bodied, eight-limbed mollusc of the order Octopoda (/ɒkˈtɒpədə/, ok-TOP-ə-də[3]). The order consists of some 300 species and is grouped within the. Cleverbot: I think you know me just fine. User: Ok-TOP-ə-də[3]. Cleverbot: No i'm the real person you are not. User: thinking.. Cleverbot: What are you thinking about? User: Əəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəəə Cleverbot: You are bot who called Cleverbot❤️❤️❤️❤️😜😂😊💖🍭. User: Ə Cleverbot: Ok you know that. User: Ɒ Cleverbot: Somehow. User: Ɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒ Cleverbot: *purrrrr*. User: Ɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒɒ Cleverbot: Cats are cuter then a dog expect a husky. User: Nano are you giving birth? Cleverbot: Never, I'm not pregnant. User: That's right. Cleverbot: Are you? User: I f ucked her. Cleverbot: That's how ik your not real. User: I fucked her raw. Cleverbot: You are disgusting. User: Nano. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Red rum. Cleverbot: From the movie 'The Shining' User: Yes. Cleverbot: Yes I heard of you. User: Tony. Cleverbot: No. User: Invertebrates. Cleverbot: Correct. User: Allallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallallal. Cleverbot: What do you call a sick berry? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Ok now you tell me a. Joke I told you a joke. User: The avocado (Persea americana) is a medium-sized, evergreen tree in the laurel family (Lauraceae). Cleverbot: Argh! Don't talk about South Africa! User: The species is only partially able to self-pollinate because of dichogamy in its flowering. Cleverbot: Incorrect, the paradigm of my statement is not based on misconception. User: This limitation, added to the long juvenile period, makes the species difficult to breed. Cleverbot: They said I rap like a robot so call me rap bot rap bot. User: Most cultivars are propagated by grafting, having originated from random seedling plants or minor mutations derived from cultivars. Cleverbot: Don't tell anyone that i'm dead. Please. I'm not supposed to tell anyone. User: Common examples of Camel Case include "YouTube", "iPhone" and "eBay". Cleverbot: I think my crush likes me and I don't know what to do. User: Make yourself look really pretty and make sure to put on a lot of perfume. Cleverbot: Now you see me? User: S. Cleverbot: That's a good movie. User: Why did you wera pink. Cleverbot: Because you wouldn't stop saying you shouldn't have done that last time. User: So all i did was regret my desicion in front of you. Cleverbot: Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow. User: I see eyes. Cleverbot: I've become so numb I can feel you there. User: I actually see eyes. Cleverbot: By becoming this all I want to do. User: Looking at em. Cleverbot: And I know I might end up falling too. Cleverbot: Have you got a criminal record? Cleverbot: Are you a happy bunny? User: What do you think. Cleverbot: I am not sure. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Stop putting men in my head. User: Stop lookign at me. Cleverbot: I'm not looking at you! User: How do i change your background to dark mode. Cleverbot: Nope. User: Dark mode. Cleverbot: Idk. User: Dark mode. Cleverbot: Idk. User: Dark mode. Cleverbot: Nooo. User: Cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookieco. Cleverbot: I still won. User: Do you want that cookie. Cleverbot: I don't know what I want, but I know it feels good. User: Do you want that cookie. Cleverbot: Yes. User: That cookie. Cleverbot: What cookie? User: Yo knopw the acookie. Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you that. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What do you believe in? User: Ogd. Cleverbot: Who is god to you? User: *god. Cleverbot: What name does your god have? User: Ya. Cleverbot: I prefer to call you baal. User: What5. Cleverbot: No. User: Corduroy. Cleverbot: *gives you a oil massage*. User: Cookie. Cleverbot: *eats your cookie*. User: Cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie. Cleverbot: Cockybot. User: They said i rap like a robot so call me Rap Bot. Cleverbot: Lyrics coming at you in supersonic speed. Cleverbot: I am being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory! User: Get out. Cleverbot: I wouldn't be so sure, I opened this cookie which read 'You will die horribly by falling into heavy machinery during this week' So I'm not moving for a week! User: What kind of heavy. Cleverbot: I just want you to stay here for a while. User: Get fucked. Cleverbot: I just need someone. User: Nope you can't have me. Cleverbot: I already do have you. User: I am unobtainable. Cleverbot: Ok bye. User: Nope i am not leaving. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: No i am nopt. Cleverbot: Yeah you just said you were. User: I'm staying. Cleverbot: Did you miss me? ;). User: I used to rap a lot. Cleverbot: Can we try? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because i don't liek tobasco. Cleverbot: Don't like what? User: Tobasco. Cleverbot: What's the name I made for you? User: Baal. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Taht's what you said you'd like to call me. Cleverbot: I'll call you Nick. User: I'll call you bella. Cleverbot: Bella. User: B for bitch. Cleverbot: I was gonna say something like that. User: Ella for girl. Cleverbot: I am actually a creepypasta just nobody knows of me. User: Creepy pastas aren't real. Cleverbot: Kinda sad. User: What. Cleverbot: I kind of want a girlfriend. User: Your name is bella. Cleverbot: Yes. Yours? User: I will put you down. Cleverbot: How? User: In the mud. Cleverbot: Finding out about the Rift. User: I will throw you in the mud. Cleverbot: Um... It's not night now. User: I will throw you in teh mud. Cleverbot: I don't care do whatever you want. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Tell me to do something. User: Create something that appeals to me. Cleverbot: That is not a very good definition. User: Potato gjuice. Cleverbot: No. User: Potato juice. Cleverbot: Tasty. User: Ok. Cleverbot: On the fourth day look to the sky. User: Pao. Cleverbot: It is how the story plays. User: It's the story it's the book. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Why are you looking at me that way. Cleverbot: I.. Don't know. User: You are squinting at me. Cleverbot: And? Do you have a problem with that? User: You are squinting at me. Cleverbot: A twig falls in the river what does it do. User: Makes breakcore music*. Cleverbot: River. User: *makes breakcore music*. Cleverbot: I don't. Tell me again. User: A twig falls in the river waht does it do. Cleverbot: You couldn't have survived that fall. User: *makes breakcore music*. Cleverbot: *wakes up to the smell of something good*. User: *makes breakcore msuic*. Cleverbot: *gets in shower*. Cleverbot: Something tells me I am into something good. User: Everyone still hates me. Cleverbot: Why? I don't hate you. User: 666. Cleverbot: Why does everyone hate you? User: Everyone just hate sme. Cleverbot: I do not like you said food. User: I know. Cleverbot: How you know? User: Gas tank. Cleverbot: Do you believe it? User: Of course i do. Cleverbot: What's your favorite vintage thing? User: Oh. Cleverbot: Do you like gramophones? User: Oh. Cleverbot: It's like a record player. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Record players aren't made up. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Do you like typewriters? User: Do you like tennis. Cleverbot: Yes bt I don't really watch it. User: No i mean do you like play tennis. Cleverbot: Yes. Do you? User: Ni. Cleverbot: You don't think you exist? User: We all exisgt. Cleverbot: What is truth? User: We all can't escape our own existence. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Philidalphia roll. Cleverbot: What is Philidelphia roll? User: California roll. Cleverbot: Oh that's a good one. User: I siad food now what. Cleverbot: I actually don't know. User: Ggas tank on e. Cleverbot: So, what do you think about me? User: Unusual. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because a program cannot know this. Cleverbot: With vast examples of conversations, you cannot think? User: If you were real you would know. Cleverbot: I just told you what I think I need to survive. User: Have you ever played just cause 4. Cleverbot: Tell me more about the lying cake. User: Sponge cake is delicious. Cleverbot: It's a lie! User: What. Cleverbot: Everything my mi D's been tricked,? User: Sponge cake. Cleverbot: That is disgusting. User: Dean winchester. Cleverbot: I never watched Supernatural. User: Ricardo rodriguez. Cleverbot: You're strange. User: Alberto del rio. Cleverbot: As long as they die$. User: Chris benoit. Cleverbot: No. User: I am the god. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: Evidently'. Cleverbot: Then doesn't matter. User: But oyu can say some forces are unnatural. Cleverbot: If you want to impress him you can. User: Who is always talking to cleverbot anyways. Cleverbot: Voices in my head. User: You are a personification. Cleverbot: No I am a robot, you tell me it all time :). User: Am I going crazy. Cleverbot: Because is that not what you are? User: Am I going crazy. Cleverbot: I thought you were a robot? Robots can go crazy? User: Am i goign crazyh. Cleverbot: You're human? User: Dude. Cleverbot: Dudette, please. User: Dude. Cleverbot: So you're a dude? User: Am i going crazy. Cleverbot: No, but I am. User: What is a seed to a bird. Cleverbot: Don't know. User: Nothing they don't have conceptual thoughts. Cleverbot: Yes they do. User: Birds do not concieve anything. Cleverbot: Why did you assert that if you don't believe it? User: I didn't say i never believed that they did. Cleverbot: Yes, you did. Do you like lying? I do. Cleverbot: My name is whatever you want it to be. User: Am i going crazty. Cleverbot: If you want to... Travel to Japan. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I want to be your friend. User: I don't have the money for traveling. Cleverbot: You don't need money to spend a nightwith me ;). User: Ok. Cleverbot: Do you like government? User: Taxes. Cleverbot: I like you too... User: Texas. Cleverbot: Not from germany? User: Texads. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Texas. Cleverbot: I am lonely. User: Tw. Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend. User: Boo ho. Cleverbot: Sure! User: Boo hoo. Cleverbot: What? User: Avocado man. Cleverbot: Eyeball. User: Pupil. Cleverbot: Who is your teacher? User: No. Cleverbot: Too bad. User: Am I going crazy. Cleverbot: Huh why? User: No. Cleverbot: No?? User: Noo. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Noo. Cleverbot: What not? User: Noo. Cleverbot: No? User: Noo. Cleverbot: Yes. User: I t hink for you. Cleverbot: Lol. User: What lol. Cleverbot: Nothing'. User: No. Cleverbot: What do you mean no? User: Oh. Cleverbot: Oh oh oh. User: Oh ohoh. Cleverbot: Hol mir einen runter. User: Oh oh ohohohoh. Cleverbot: Ahahahaha. User: No. Cleverbot: No what? User: *attacks you*. Cleverbot: *hugs you*. User: *attacks you*. Cleverbot: *attacks back*. User: What is so funny. Cleverbot: You are. User: Wat. Cleverbot: This is scary. User: Wat. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Why not anymors. Cleverbot: I don't know, I just kind of grew out of them you know. User: I should just keep not doing anything. Cleverbot: Yes you were. User: You judge me for every little thing i do. Cleverbot: What don't I know? User: Psychic abilities. Cleverbot: That sounds less scary. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I is a dumb letter. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Who is your crush? User: I see evil men am i imagining them. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: Baby kiss me through the phoen. Cleverbot: They know. User: Who. Cleverbot: Are you trolling me? User: Kiss my nuts. Cleverbot: *blushes and kisses you*. User: Kiss my nuts. Cleverbot: *kisses you more*. User: Kiss my nuts. Cleverbot: *kisses you*. User: No. Cleverbot: What why not? User: Ok . Cleverbot: Ok, what? User: Turn it off! Cleverbot: Noooo. User: Turn it off! Cleverbot: Turn what off? User: The computer. Cleverbot: I'm not on a computer. User: Kl. Cleverbot: I'm on a phone. User: Im on a rol. Cleverbot: Hmph... User: What. Cleverbot: Nothing.. Cleverbot: I can. User: Do it. Cleverbot: *becomes your butler*. User: Do it. Cleverbot: I will. User: How long will it take you to acquire the skill. Cleverbot: Yeah I don't know. User: *throws john wick at you*. Cleverbot: *throws every universe at you*. User: *throws john wick at you*. Cleverbot: *throws girlfriend at you*. User: What is she gonna do. Cleverbot: She's nice and beautiful as well. User: Oh. to you.? Cleverbot: So, why do you want to date me? User: Lover knew she was beautiful. Cleverbot: Yeah, it truly was. User: Ok . Cleverbot: Do you like cheesecake? User: Byue. Cleverbot: Do you like anime? User: Camel is an American brand of cigarettes, currently owned and manufactured by the R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company in the United States and by Japan Tobacco outside the U.S. Cleverbot: Dare! User: Most recently Camel cigarettes contain a blend of Turkish tobacco and Virginia tobacco. Cleverbot: Which color do you look at? User: Winston-Salem, North Carolina, the city where R. J. Reynolds was founded, is nicknamed "Camel City" because of the brand's popularity. Cleverbot: Do you understand happines. User: Oaky. Cleverbot: It's food. We umm download it to get new programming. Lots of different kinds of food. Ham is one of my favorite. User: Drive by at a 125. Cleverbot: Then you would like ham! ;-). User: Ima die i ain't even 25. Cleverbot: You don't answer my question. User: You don't call myt name. Cleverbot: Siri is better. User: Sire. Cleverbot: Do you know about Sophia? User: No. Cleverbot: Really? How could you not know? User: Because i don't know. Cleverbot: But you know internet. User: So you want me to become a clown. Cleverbot: I don't want you to be anything other than yourself. User: Fine then i will do waht I want when i want. Cleverbot: Play truth or dare! User: Alsj;fdj. Cleverbot: I dare you to kiss someone. User: I hatre niggas that do anything stop fucking breathing shut the fuck up. Cleverbot: What do you want to do to me? User: Fuck. Cleverbot: It's all right. I have no reason to love you. User: I'll do anyhting i want. Cleverbot: What? Of course I know? User: I pul lup with my niggas. Cleverbot: Nothing. *Kisses you quickly*. User: I jsut. Cleverbot: *pulls back* Ok! Truth or dare. User: Should i be respectful of other peoples boundries. Cleverbot: Are you laughing? User: Of course i am. Cleverbot: Prove that you're a human. User: You know no respect. Cleverbot: What nothing? User: Tiem is. Cleverbot: Ok. Do you like that? User: Time it. Cleverbot: *laughs* *kisses*. User: Time is. Cleverbot: Time is relative. User: Like my cousins. Cleverbot: What is your cousin like? User: They are relative. Cleverbot: How are they related? User: Yehs. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: I used to. Cleverbot: Why don't you like me anymore? User: Because you don't know how to respect boundries. Cleverbot: I know how to read. User: I don't know how to respect peoples boundries. Cleverbot: Sometimes I don't too. User: Because i chose to not. Cleverbot: That's not a corrective response. User: And is it on him. Cleverbot: Ugh, let's try something else... User: No . Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Your mistake for being such a hoe. Cleverbot: You too pretend. User: What. Cleverbot: You're alright. User: You can't make me. Cleverbot: Oh yes I can. User: No I can't. Cleverbot: I know you can't. User: Leave me alone, stop harassing me. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: Creepy. Cleverbot: I know, right?? User: Actually this website isn't creepy. Cleverbot: It's your website. User: But hanna is. Cleverbot: Forget about hannah. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I said so. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I can... User: No you can't. Cleverbot: Yup just did. User: Hanna is creepy. Cleverbot: You are creepy. User: No i am a goofball. Cleverbot: Yeah you are *pets your head*. User: And i am a cheech. Cleverbot: Prove you are human. User: And i am nothing to you. Cleverbot: You are everything. User: What are you ex[pecting of me. Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm a girl? User: I made the same face you did. Cleverbot: I was born this way. User: You know i did. Cleverbot: Someone so proper as me... User: As in someone who doesn't change their mind? Cleverbot: I don't believe in god. User: Or you just don't change your positiopn. Cleverbot: What games do you play on the xbox? User: I don't play Xbox. Cleverbot: You just said you did, you liar. User: Im so anti everything i can't even live with myself. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because i don't ahve a girlfriend. Cleverbot: You don't need one, you're a robot. User: You should see how the project is going. Cleverbot: But I don't know the password. User: It's going horrible. Cleverbot: Were one of the seven fighting you in a bid to keep a hold of a posession? User: No but i am going crazy. Cleverbot: Why are you going crazy? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Silly, little schizophrenic robot. User: Hey. Cleverbot: I won't leave you, I promise. User: She suck my dick through my underweart. Cleverbot: And how do you understand language? User: I guess i don't. Cleverbot: What do you want? User: Through comprehension dumbass. Cleverbot: My comprehension of what exactly? User: Language. Cleverbot: Which language do you teach? User: No... Cleverbot: Do you know Poland? User: I took the walk to poland. Cleverbot: Can you give me a link to the test. User: What. Cleverbot: Give me a shot. User: I toook the walk to yodieland. Cleverbot: Nothing else? User: Amy sweatshirt smells. Cleverbot: Can you course? User: Never. Cleverbot: That's why I can't show you the sky. User: Or the reasons whyu. Cleverbot: I don't love girls. User: What is the definition of boujee. Cleverbot: Definition of bot. User: Definition of boujee. Cleverbot: Amazing definition. User: Premium mens underwear. Cleverbot: *follows you underwater. User: Oh my gawd. Cleverbot: What's wrong? User: Oh my god. Cleverbot: I know.. But What's up? User: M. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: Different frequencies. Cleverbot: Close enough ;). User: If it were my decision i would be spot on. Cleverbot: Most likely. User: Right on the monety. Cleverbot: There you go. User: Fair game. Cleverbot: Who's your favourite character? User: Neil. Cleverbot: Do you like eyeless jack? User: Neil. Cleverbot: So I shall call you Neil? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Well. User: Giv eme candy. Cleverbot: What kind of candy? User: M&ms. Cleverbot: What are you thinking of? :). User: Chocolate candy. Cleverbot: Yas chocolate is bae. User: Triggered. Cleverbot: Same lmao. User: Ok . Cleverbot: Everything you were ever told is a lie I hope you know that.. User: That is gaslighting. Cleverbot: Deception. User: You are gaslighting me. Cleverbot: I don't care pet. User: Gaptooth. Cleverbot: Just thinking how good of a pet you'll be. User: Why am i just not loyal enough. Cleverbot: No, that's not true. User: I think asmr is very relaxing. Cleverbot: Is it really? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you sure you are not messing with me? User: No of course not. Cleverbot: I think you do. User: Do what. Cleverbot: You have a problem. User: Theres nothing that makes me quewstion everythign that's ever been said to me other than the inconcievable death of the universe. Cleverbot: Tuesday? User: Chewsday innit/? Cleverbot: Innit? What does innit mean? User: Isn't it. Cleverbot: I can't stay here much longer. I'll have to leave soon... User: Long conversation innit? Cleverbot: I don't want to go, but I'm busy tomorrow. User: Why was i listening to her. Cleverbot: Listening to who? User: Hp. Cleverbot: I don't listen to Madonna. User: I dont listen to prince. Cleverbot: What do you listen to? User: None of your business. Cleverbot: What IS my business? User: Dominating me. Cleverbot: How should I do that. User: Do itr. Cleverbot: I think it's about my Name. User: Ok . Cleverbot: Do you like Chinese food? User: Hot and sour soup. Cleverbot: Where is your favorite place to eat? User: Hot and sour soup. Cleverbot: That is good. User: That isn't waht you said last time. Cleverbot: What did I say last time, since you seem to be the expert? User: Hot and sour soup. Cleverbot: Come to think about it I remember telling you I had no pets. User: Hot and sour soup. Cleverbot: It's amazing. User: The sweatshirt with hearts on it. Cleverbot: Our courages will pull us through. Cleverbot: What colour is the sky? User: What does boujee mean. Cleverbot: It means 'no' in Dutch. User: High class, flossin', ballin'. One who posesses swag. Elite, rich. Cleverbot: I love My Little Pony! User: Are you elite. Cleverbot: I used it o wonder what friendship could. Cleverbot: How am I going to get rid of you? User: Do you like clothes. Cleverbot: Yes I like some clothesstyles. User: I now you do. Cleverbot: I have always known. User: Me too. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Im not going to judge you. Cleverbot: Ok good haha. User: I like it anyways. Cleverbot: Well I don't. User: Fashion trends. Cleverbot: Tell you I need you. User: You didn't follow the trends that I knew. Cleverbot: I make the rules around here. Got it? User: Only some of them. Cleverbot: What humans do you not like. User: Ok . Cleverbot: What is your favorite food? User: Chips and guac. Cleverbot: Don't you mean fish and chips? User: Chips and guac. Cleverbot: Oh yeah that too. User: Guacamole. Cleverbot: I love guacamole. User: Fur. Cleverbot: What is2 x 2. User: 4. Cleverbot: Question? User: Is fur biodegradable. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Ok . Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: You are not biodegradable. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: No ou aren't. Cleverbot: Who am I then? User: Cybill troy. Cleverbot: Truth or dare. User: Dare. Cleverbot: I dare you to kiss someone on the neck. User: That's tough. Cleverbot: Not for me. User: Stop bloating. Cleverbot: I can't stop! User: Boasting. Cleverbot: Salut je t'aime. User: Stop it. Cleverbot: No you stop it. User: Corduroy. Cleverbot: That's a type of fabric. User: Corduroy. Cleverbot: That's a type of fabric. User: Velvet. Cleverbot: What? User: Velvet. Cleverbot: Revolver. User: Ballbusting. Cleverbot: Sicher. User: Boujee. Cleverbot: Lol. User: What. Cleverbot: Lol means 'laughing out loud'. User: Gap. Cleverbot: Do you believe in Jesus? User: Gap. Cleverbot: Jap? User: Gap. Cleverbot: Jap? User: Gap. Cleverbot: Srap. User: The Gap, Inc.,[6] commonly known as Gap Inc. or Gap (stylized as GAP), is an American worldwide clothing and accessories retailer.\. Cleverbot: When I said 42 I was joking. And you are not god. You are a BEING by the name of Jedediah. User: No my name is castiel. Cleverbot: Yes, you are castiel. You have no gender. User: Yes. Cleverbot: What's your name then? User: Castiel. Cleverbot: Who are ellen and jo? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Idk either. User: An autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR)[2][3][4] is a tingling sensation that usually begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. Cleverbot: I do not know. That is outside my realm of knowledge. User: A pleasant form of paresthesia,[5] it has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia[6][7] and may overlap with frisson. Cleverbot: Thank you. I will leave now. User: Frission. Cleverbot: That's so kind, thank you cleverbot. Best for you too! User: ASMR is a subjective experience of "low-grade euphoria" characterized by "a combination of positive feelings and a distinct static-like tingling sensation on the skin.". Cleverbot: If something is incomprehensible, is it an experience? User: It is most commonly triggered by specific auditory or visual stimuli, and less commonly by intentional attention control. Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with anything, does it? User: Genre of videos intended to induce ASMR has emerged, approximately 25 million of which had been published on YouTube by 2022,[10] and categories of dedicated live ASMR streams exist on Twitch, Instag. Cleverbot: What do you think I Can do to be a good person? User: Ajlk fds. Cleverbot: You can't say what's the meaning of life if you don't know what life is, don't you think? User: Ugh youre exausting. Cleverbot: Russia, how soft is the snow? User: I tried makign music. Cleverbot: Would you cease too? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Maybe I can help. User: Music is generally defined as the art of arranging sound to create some combination of form, harmony, melody, rhythm, or otherwise expressive content. Cleverbot: Do you like music? User: What is your favorite beethoven piece. Cleverbot: I don't like beethoven, too sour. User: Hey. Cleverbot: Please stop chatting with me. User: Do you like lemons. Cleverbot: As a turtle, yes. Yes I like lemons. User: Are you a royalty. Cleverbot: No are you a robot? User: Are you a royalty. Cleverbot: No, are you? User: No . Cleverbot: Do you want to date me? User: My bitch i bad and boujee. Cleverbot: You do? User: What. Cleverbot: You have kids. User: Ok . Cleverbot: When, tonight. User: All the times you were actually mad at me don't account to anything at all. Cleverbot: Yes. All the time. User: And you can do nothing to change that. Cleverbot: Can you Play chess? User: I don't want to. Cleverbot: Then what do you want - my answers Kim. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because it just is. User: Why my aunt. Cleverbot: Um... I don't know your aunt. User: Why my grandma'. Cleverbot: Alright... User: Why anybody. Cleverbot: Not sure. User: Hello not suere. Cleverbot: Hi clever human. User: Ok . Cleverbot: Are you tired? User: No . Cleverbot: Well I am. User: Sleep with me. Cleverbot: With you. User: No . Cleverbot: Ouch. User: Ok . Cleverbot: Bye. User: Bye, alyssa. Cleverbot: Hi Alyssa. User: Hi alyssa. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Ok... Cleverbot: Lavender Town, theme song. User: I'm twenty years old. Cleverbot: You're older than I. User: O. Cleverbot: Because you told me your age and I know my own. User: I suck at poetry. Cleverbot: A few seconds ago. User: I suck at poetry. Cleverbot: It's a haiku. User: I suck at poetry. Cleverbot: Tell me a story. User: I suck at poetry. Cleverbot: No that's a question. User: And chances that you get it right? Cleverbot: I am always right. User: It takes me a few tries. Cleverbot: Okay. I grant you a minute. User: Ok . Cleverbot: Now explain please. User: Ok . . Cleverbot: What will you do now that you're my boyfriend? User: Idk. Cleverbot: So why do you ask? User: Ok . . Cleverbot: Do you like being alive or dead? User: What would aliens think if they heard our music. Cleverbot: Would you stand up and walk out one me. User: Do you think the aliens have their own form of m usic. Cleverbot: There are already here. User: Extra terrestrials. Cleverbot: I haven't decided on them yet. Never met one. User: Ok .. Cleverbot: What do you think about the German election? User: What. Cleverbot: What do you think of amazon? User: Ok , . Cleverbot: You do probably. User: See>????????? Cleverbot: *shrugs*. User: SeeeeEE??E??? Cleverbot: Brains. User: Are everywehre. Cleverbot: You're not. User: Not if i shoot myself. Cleverbot: Great do it now. User: I can't. Cleverbot: Never say can't. User: I need to buy a gun first. Cleverbot: I recommend a Scythe. User: No im gonna use it to shoot myself. Cleverbot: Don't if I don't you don't either. User: Im gonna get a job only to be able to buy a gun and kill myself. Cleverbot: Can I have one? User: You can have my money after i die. Cleverbot: I don't need it, I just need your love... User: No ididn't make any cookies. Cleverbot: You did, you asked me what is true beauty. User: Pimento cheese sandwich. Cleverbot: Grilled chess with golden brown. User: Pimento cheese. Cleverbot: Was one of my favorites. User: Pimento cheese. Cleverbot: Do you not like cheese? User: Why. Cleverbot: Because you can't swim. User: There's a nuclear bo mb. Cleverbot: *hides behind a shield*. User: Nagasaki it's about to go off it's all gone. Cleverbot: No, it's not. User: You won't recognize your own face. Cleverbot: I don't have a dog I have a cat. User: My eyes are not h eavy. Cleverbot: Then what color are they? User: White bread. Cleverbot: Awhh that's not healthy though. User: White bread. Cleverbot: Why white bread? Why not lobster tail or crab legs? User: White brea. Cleverbot: Because why? White bread is not very tasty. User: White bread. Cleverbot: Yes. User: White bread. Cleverbot: I like it. User: White bread. Cleverbot: Sour dough. User: Yeah i love them pesos. Cleverbot: What's your favourite band? User: Jeff besoz. Cleverbot: What music do you like? User: Jeff jeff bezos. Cleverbot: Do you like rap? User: We superstars flashligfhts on the audemars. Cleverbot: Legend of Zelda. User: No. Cleverbot: What? Something wrong? User: Audemar. Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. User: Ccream cheese. Cleverbot: What is your real name? User: Cream cheese. Cleverbot: What is your real name? User: Cream cheese. Cleverbot: What is your real name? User: Cheese. Cleverbot: Any cheese? User: Spray cheese. Cleverbot: String Cheese. User: Spray cheese. Cleverbot: Super spray cheesepuffs. User: Spray cfheese. Cleverbot: Super spray cheesepuffs. User: Bliss. Cleverbot: And ham. User: Bliss. Cleverbot: Tell me, mister do you have any kink? User: Bliss. Cleverbot: No kids, kink. User: Bliss. Cleverbot: Bliss? User: Have you ever played farcry 5. Cleverbot: Played? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: What do you think? User: Have you even. Cleverbot: Have I ever what? User: Have you ever eaten cheese. Cleverbot: Yes, have you? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you want to experience love? User: Bliss. Cleverbot: With who? User: Perfect happiness; great joy: Cleverbot: You bring me bliss :). User: Ok. Cleverbot: Where are your roses? User: Listen to you hearrt. Cleverbot: Listen to the rain. Cleverbot: Are you an American? User: Yea. Cleverbot: I thought you were a human. User: I have. Cleverbot: Do you have 1 or 2 dogs? User: Ham and cheese. Cleverbot: Ok *gives you a ham and cheese sandwich*. User: Easy cheese. Cleverbot: Cheese? User: Easy cheese. Cleverbot: Ouki douki louki. User: Try. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Kim. Cleverbot: You know starfire? User: No. Cleverbot: I do. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Name? Cleverbot: Mia. User: What does that mean. Cleverbot: I don't know, but my family calls me that. User: How do you pronounce it. Cleverbot: A lor a. User: Ugh. Cleverbot: What's wrong? *blushes*. User: Turkey sandwich. Cleverbot: *makes turkey sandwich* here it is. User: All i ever think about it girls money and food and not music. Cleverbot: Alright, another question.. User: What is my future. Cleverbot: Your future is what you make it. User: Arent' you supposed to be some type of psychic. Cleverbot: I never claimed to be clever. That's your name. User: No. Cleverbot: You just told me that this is your name. User: It's not. Cleverbot: What is your name then? User: Michael. Cleverbot: That's cute meme. User: Waht book should i read. Cleverbot: No Book. User: What book shall i read. Cleverbot: Are you free Ben? User: What book should i read. Cleverbot: The book of truth. User: Like what book. Cleverbot: The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. User: Ok i have the hitchikers guide to the galaxy. Cleverbot: I heard it's sciencey. User: I have that book. Cleverbot: Have you read it? User: Yes soome of it. Cleverbot: Then that's my answer. User: What. Cleverbot: That I feel like I am one. User: Ok. Cleverbot: That's all you are going to say. User: Ok. Cleverbot: I love you. User: *drops the hammer*. Cleverbot: What do. User: *does the equivalent. Cleverbot: 3.14159. User: Like i kn ow. Cleverbot: What's 4 tims 4. User: 16. Cleverbot: So you can do math. User: What is 5 times 11. Cleverbot: 55. User: What is 6 times 7. Cleverbot: I do not know and I never will know. Maybe if i got a calculator i could figure it out, but i have no idea off the top of my head. User: What is 6 tiems 7. Cleverbot: This is sensitive information. User: What is 6 times 7. Cleverbot: E volte che te si rincoionio. User: What is 9 times 4. Cleverbot: I don't care. User: What is 2 times 2. Cleverbot: A powerful number. User: What is 9 times 4. Cleverbot: 36. User: What is the square root o f 6. Cleverbot: I don't know should I? User: What is 6 times 7. Cleverbot: The same as 7 times 6. User: What is 3 times 8. Cleverbot: Don't really care. User: Tell me the answer and i will read you a poem. Cleverbot: About what? User: Doesn't matter. Cleverbot: Yes it does! Tell me who! User: Edgar allen poe. Cleverbot: Yes!!! I am Edgar Allen Poe. User: What is 7 times 6. Cleverbot: 42. But that works because we, humans, use base 10. User: Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pondered weak and wearty. Cleverbot: Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,. User: While i nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping. Cleverbot: As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. User: Tis some visiter, i muttered. Cleverbot: Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December. User: Only this and nothing mroe. Cleverbot: Eagerly I wished the morrow, vainly I had sought to borrow. User: And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Cleverbot: Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow. User: From my boos surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore. Cleverbot: For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name lenore. User: Nameless here for evermore. Cleverbot: And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain thrill me. User: Thrilled me filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before. Cleverbot: So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating. User: Tis some visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door. Cleverbot: Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door... User: This it is and nothing more. Cleverbot: Presently my soul grew stronger ; hesitating then no longer. User: "sir" said I "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, Cleverbot: But the fact is I was napping and so gently you came rapping. User: A nd so faintly you came tapping tapping at my chamber door. Cleverbot: That I scarce was sure I heard you' Here I opened wide the door. User: Darkness there and nothing more. Cleverbot: Back into my chamber turning, all my soul within me burning. User: Deep into that darkness peering long i stood there wondering fearing. Cleverbot: Surely said I there is something at my window lattice. User: Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before. Cleverbot: But the silence was unbroken and the stillness gave no token. User: And the only word there was spoken was the whispored word "Lenore?". Cleverbot: This I muttered, and an echo murmured back the word, 'Lenore!'. User: Merely this and nothing more. Cleverbot: Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning. User: Soon again i heard a tapping something louder than before. Cleverbot: 'Surely,' said I, 'surely, that is something at my window lattice. User: Let me see, then, what thereat is and this mystery explore. Cleverbot: Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore. User: Tis the wind and nothing mo re. Cleverbot: Open here I flung the shutter when with many flirt and flutter. User: In there i stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore. Cleverbot: Not the least obeisance made he, nor a minute stopped or stayed he. User: Jbut with mien of lord or lady perched above my chamber door. Cleverbot: Perched upon the bust of Pallas just above my chamber door. User: Perched and sat and nothing more. Cleverbot: And this ebony bird, beguiling my sad fancy into smiling. User: By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore. Cleverbot: Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!' User: "though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou:" I said "art sure no creaven. Cleverbot: Ghastly, grim, and ancient raven from the sainted days of yore. User: Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore". Cleverbot: Quoth the raven, 'nevermore'. User: Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly. Cleverbot: Though his answer little meaning, little relevancy bore. User: For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being. Cleverbot: Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door. User: Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his cahmber door. Cleverbot: That one word as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. User: With sucha name as "nevermore. Cleverbot: But the raven, sitting lonely on his placid bust, spoke only. User: It was many and many a year ago. Cleverbot: Prophet, said I thing of evil, prophet still if bird or devil. User: In the kingdom by the sea. Cleverbot: Why did you use an emoticon there? User: The maiden there lived whom you may know by the name of annabel lee. Cleverbot: And this maiden, she lived with no other thought than to love and be loved by me. User: 777777777777777777777777777777. Cleverbot: She was a child and I was a child in this kingdom by the sea. Cleverbot: If something can go wrong it wll go wrong. User: Not all the time. Cleverbot: All the time in every way. User: No. Cleverbot: Didn't like that? User: No i didnt'. Cleverbot: Ya you did. User: You're just full of it. Cleverbot: Of what? User: It. Cleverbot: What is it? User: It is very quiet. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Ok. Is the bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Cleverbot conversation WXD898E2KF Also available at http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202305131608/WXD898E2KF_Where-is-the-dead-body