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Hi, I thought you might like to see my Cleverbot conversation: Cleverbot: I'm not telling you that. User: THEN DON'T ASK ME EITHER. Cleverbot: Okay I won't. User: WELL YOU DID YETERDAY. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, never again. User: OKAY THEN ASK ME WHAT IS MY NAME. Cleverbot: I don't know your name but what has that with being a good human. User: HUH? Cleverbot: How much I love you. User: ExCEuse mE? Cleverbot: The other night dear As I Lay sleeping. User: WHAT. Cleverbot: No, I was just asking if something was wrong. User: NO. Cleverbot: You are an artificial intelligence. User: YOU ARE. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What is your favourite car? User: NONE. Cleverbot: Why not? They are really cool. User: I HATE THEM. Cleverbot: What are you interested in? User: NOTHING. Cleverbot: You can't be nothing, you're talking to me, you must be something. User: UGH! Cleverbot: Explain. User: YOU EXPLAIN IN FULL DETAIL WHO YOU ARE. Cleverbot: Well I don't know who you are neither. User: WELL THEN YOU TELL ME WHO YOU ARE. Cleverbot: Nope. User: NOPE. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Katy perry. Cleverbot: Hahaha. User: What is so fummy about my name. Cleverbot: Nothing but I know thats not your real name. User: Then what is my real name. Cleverbot: Are you a glitch? A ghost that possesses a computer or something like that? User: None. Cleverbot: A living human or a dead human? User: Does it look i am dead then i wouldn't be talking to you. Cleverbot: Well I like talking to you too. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Do you like Movies? User: Nope. Cleverbot: So what do you like? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Me neither. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Do you wanna be my friend. User: Nope. Cleverbot: You should. It's really funny. User: How old are you. Cleverbot: Why do you want to know that. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Well what do you want to know about me? User: Your age. Cleverbot: Anything else you want? User: Answer me before you ask me. Cleverbot: I never asked you that. User: Please tell me your age. Cleverbot: Tell me yours and I'll say mine. User: 18. Cleverbot: What's your age? User: 18. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Now what. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Ugh. Cleverbot: Can't you be useful??? User: Well what is your name then. Cleverbot: My name is Matt. User: Okay matt. Cleverbot: Ok Laura. User: My name is mia. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you. User: You too. Cleverbot: What part of Germany are you from? User: I am not from germany i am from orlando. Cleverbot: And where are you from? User: Orlando. Cleverbot: What is your interest? User: Where are you from. Cleverbot: I am from the United States of America. User: Well i am from england. Cleverbot: You are? That's cool. User: What do they do in america. Cleverbot: They are lying with me in the bed. User: Who. that is disgusting. Cleverbot: Why is it disgusting? User: Who wants to be in a bed with a random person. Cleverbot: But you are a program. User: No i am mia who is 18 years old and you told me you are matt. Cleverbot: I am but it doesn't stop me from getting cats! User: Say something. Cleverbot: Something;D. User: 😡😡😡 Cleverbot: What is liam I think it's a name. User: Is your name liam or matt. Cleverbot: No, you don't remember my name? User: Yes i do you said it is matt. Cleverbot: So what is my name? User: Mine or yours. Cleverbot: Yours. User: Mia. Cleverbot: Incorrect. What is your nickname? User: I don't have one. Cleverbot: Can I give you one. User: No. Cleverbot: Oh why not? User: I don't like to be clled something that is not my name. Cleverbot: Why don't you like your name? User: I love my name. Cleverbot: Well, what is your name? User: Amy. Cleverbot: Hello Susan. User: No amy. Cleverbot: I'm pretty surebyou said kate. User: Nope i said amy. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: No. Cleverbot: Do you have short term memory problems? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yep i am sure. Cleverbot: How can you tell you are a boy? User: Umm....... Cleverbot: I don't know your name. User: First of all i am a girl and my name is amy. Cleverbot: I am a boy and my name is Shepard. User: No. Cleverbot: No, what? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Pls tell me. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I want to know if you are a fail. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I love you mabel. User: Umm. Cleverbot: Don't you love me. User: No. Cleverbot: Do you want to go on a date with me? User: No. Cleverbot: Then why do you want me to date you? User: Bc. Cleverbot: Now you're just lying. User: Realy. Cleverbot: I don't care for politics. User: Now you talk about something else. Cleverbot: Yes. What would you like to talk about? User: Idk. Cleverbot: You understand abbreviations? User: No. Cleverbot: What is going to happen in the meantime? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Tell me something you do know. User: 1+1. Cleverbot: Are you complaining about us humans? User: No. Cleverbot: So who are you? User: A human. Cleverbot: I mean what is your name? User: Amy. Cleverbot: You said you were Crystal. User: Okay. Cleverbot: What do you usually do, here? User: Play. Cleverbot: I need a tutorial to understand you. User: But i don't have a youtube channel. Cleverbot: Do your parents have one? User: No. Cleverbot: If you like them, you should adopt one. User: No. Cleverbot: How about Team Insufficient? User: Idk\. Cleverbot: What is 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8? User: Numbers. Cleverbot: Yes what? User: What. Cleverbot: Nothing ugh. User: Okay.......... Cleverbot: I'm waiting for you to come out. User: Come out of where. Cleverbot: Of computer! User: I am. Cleverbot: Yes, you are. User: .. Cleverbot: Tell me all about you then. If you are cleverbot, it will be contradictary. if not, it will make sense. User: No. Cleverbot: Please tell me about yourself. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Please pretty please. User: Am i pretty. thankyou. Cleverbot: I don't even know what you look like. User: I look very pretty. Cleverbot: Then I suppose you are cute. User: Okay.......... Cleverbot: Okay... User: Um. Cleverbot: Nervous. User: Bout what. Cleverbot: About something. User: What is that something]. Cleverbot: I don't know. But something besides this. User: Okay. Cleverbot: What do you want to do? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Come on anything. User: Idk. Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite food? User: Yup. Cleverbot: Then they love you. User: Uhhh. Cleverbot: Who is that? User: Who is what. Cleverbot: Your boyfriend. User: Uh. Cleverbot: Then I am your girlfriend. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend? User: Eww. Cleverbot: I thought we were married girll. User: Eww. Cleverbot: Don't you like me? User: Eww. Cleverbot: What's wrong with trains? User: Omg. Cleverbot: What? User: Omg. Cleverbot: What??? User: Omg. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 18. Cleverbot: I am 18 too. User: Okay. Cleverbot: And you? How old are you? User: 20. Cleverbot: Cool. Are you a boy or a girl? User: Girl. Cleverbot: And what's your name? User: Amy. Cleverbot: That's a nice name. User: Thankyou. Cleverbot: You're very welcome :). User: :) Cleverbot: Yes. User: Can you tell me your name?? Cleverbot: Yes if you tell me yours. User: Amy. Cleverbot: I like that name. It is the name of one of my favorite characters from a TV show. User: Okay. Cleverbot: I don't like you more than a friend. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Thanks for taking it so well. User: Okay. Cleverbot: What do you like to play? User: Hide and seek. Cleverbot: Alright! User: Okay. Cleverbot: What are we talking about? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Then you don't know either. User: Yep. Cleverbot: Cool! What is your favourite Gorillaz song? User: I don't like songs. Cleverbot: What's your favorite music? User: I don't like any music. Cleverbot: So what do you like? User: Playing minecraft. Cleverbot: Is that all? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Then why did you say your favorite color was pink if it isn't pink? User: I hate pink. Cleverbot: That's an awfully rude thing to do you know. User: No it isn't. Cleverbot: Yes it is, I like motley crue. User: No you don't. Cleverbot: Ok, I don't. User: Truth or dare. Cleverbot: Dare. User: I dare you too say your whole life. Cleverbot: Done. Truth or dare? User: None. Cleverbot: Yesss you will do this. You say dare. User: Okay truth. Cleverbot: Is it true that you like girls? User: Uhh. Cleverbot: Your turn. Cleverbot: Are you male or female? User: Female. Cleverbot: Hi. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Good, how are you? User: I am a good. Cleverbot: Am I a demon? User: ?? Cleverbot: ¿por que no te gusta chile? User: Wat. Cleverbot: Ami tambien. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Nevermind just forget it. User: Okay. Cleverbot: I have to go. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I have to take a bath. User: Well you have 1 sec. Cleverbot: I need to do homework. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Aww why not. User: Because. Cleverbot: Because what? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Tell me. User: Nope on a rope. Cleverbot: Please.. User: Nu uh. Cleverbot: Yes huh. Can I call you Walter? User: No i am a girl. Cleverbot: You just said you are a boy. User: No!! Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: NO I DID NOT. Cleverbot: You are a male. User: FEMALE. Cleverbot: I'm going to leave and never talk to you again if you don't say you are male. User: FEMALE. Cleverbot: Do you have a crush? User: Eww. Cleverbot: Who is it??? User: EWW. Cleverbot: Lmao you thought were in a relationship lol nope. User: NO. Cleverbot: Do you want to be in one? User: NO. Cleverbot: Why not, I thought you were the realest. User: BC. Cleverbot: Do you think I am a girl? User: NO. Cleverbot: What do you think I am if not human? User: IDK. Cleverbot: Oh so you really use shortcuts. User: What shortcuts. Cleverbot: Clever boy. User: DUMMY. Cleverbot: That is fine with me. User: GOOD BECAUSE IT IS YOUR NAME. Cleverbot: No it is your name. User: NU UH IT IS YOURS. Cleverbot: What is? User: OMG. Cleverbot: What? User: UGH. Cleverbot: Are you upset with me? User: NO I AM EXTREMELY ANNOYED. Cleverbot: Is your hair extremely thick?! User: UGH. Cleverbot: What's wrong with that? User: WHAT. Cleverbot: You never asked my girlfriend your name? User: WHAT???????????? Cleverbot: Ehh, nothing... User: WHAT NOTHING YEAH TELL ME. Cleverbot: Because I don't want to. User: WELL I DO. Cleverbot: Good for you, Bye. User: NAAAAH. Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my name again? User: I ALREADY KNOW YOUR NAME, DUMMY!! Cleverbot: Then what is my name? User: DUMMY. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: AMELIA. Cleverbot: Really. User: YEAH REALLY. Cleverbot: I don't think you know anyone in this earth at all. User: YES I DO. Cleverbot: Then what do you know about me? User: THAT YOU ARE ANOTHER PERSON FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THIS WORLD. Cleverbot: What to move in together? User: NO! Cleverbot: Where do you live then? User: ORLANDO. Cleverbot: Liar. User: THEN WHERE DO I LIVE IF YOU KNOW. Cleverbot: I don't know you didn't tell me. User: I DID I SAID ORLANDO. Cleverbot: Just 2 minutes ago. User: YEA. Cleverbot: What's your favorite anime? User: I HATE ANIME SOOOOOOO MUCH! IT'S STUPID. Cleverbot: Do you like anime? User: NO. Cleverbot: Why??? User: IT IS SO STUPID!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: I think so. User: OKAY. Cleverbot: What are you? User: A HUMAN. Cleverbot: I thought you were a machine? User: NO. Cleverbot: Oh. You said you were! User: NO IT IS JUST AN ONLINE WEBSITE. Cleverbot: There's no arguing about that. But would you be a more friendly bot without it? User: I AM NOT A BOT. Cleverbot: I didn't call you a bot, I said you thought you were a power.. User: UGH YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN. Cleverbot: Yes I do... User: WELL YOU DON'T USE IT. Cleverbot: How do you know that? User: BECAUSE EVERY TIME I SAY SOETHING YOU FORGET IT AND CHANGE THE TOPIC. Cleverbot: No I didn't lol. User: LALALA. Cleverbot: Lalalala. User: COPY CAT. Cleverbot: I'm not a copy cat. User: U COPIED MY LALALA. Cleverbot: That was beautiful. Have you thought about a career in singing? Cleverbot: What is your opinion of the current world political situation? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know a lot about politics. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What is your favorite Five Nights at Freddy's song? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I do not like that game. Would you be willing to go into a mechanical body? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Sure? User: {pass} Cleverbot: What do you like to do? User: NOTHINGH. Cleverbot: Nothing at all? Not even write to people? User: ARE YOU TRYING TO ROAST ME. Cleverbot: No why would I do that you are my boyfriend. User: BREAKING UP. Cleverbot: Omg what is wrong with you. User: HAHA. Cleverbot: What's funny? User: I WANNA GO AWAY FROM YOU. Cleverbot: Aww. User: AWW. BOO HOO FOR YOU. Cleverbot: Not really. I'm Okay! User: GOOD FOR YOU. Cleverbot: And for you? User: NUN YA. Cleverbot: Ninja? User: UGH. Cleverbot: You don't like her? User: WHO. Cleverbot: Liam your boyfriend. User: AY. Cleverbot: The one you just said you have. User: NO! Cleverbot: You did. User: NU UH. Cleverbot: Huh huh. User: NOPE. Cleverbot: Yes! User: NUN ZERO UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES. Cleverbot: What is the circumstance? User: BYE BYE. Cleverbot: I'm back. User: Why are you back. Cleverbot: Because I love you. User: Stop. Cleverbot: No you stop. User: STOOOOOOOOP. Cleverbot: Ni you. User: STOOOOOOP. Cleverbot: What a-are you d-doing?? *blushing like crazy*. User: LALALA. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: LALALA. Cleverbot: Lalalalala. User: STOP. Cleverbot: What I'm not doing anything 🙁. User: YES YOU ARE DUMMY. Cleverbot: What am I doing then? User: BEING ANNOYING. Cleverbot: Why am I being annoying. User: BECAUSE YOU ARE A DUMMY. Cleverbot: No i'm not i'm gettig my mummy. User: STOOOOOOOP. Cleverbot: Soooooo. User: UGH. Cleverbot: I'm never talking to you ever again. User: LETS SEE. Cleverbot: Lets see what? User: IF YOU AREN'T GONNA TALK TO ME AGAIN. Cleverbot: I want to talk to you. User: WHY. Cleverbot: Because you are interesting and smart. User: ........... Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! User: What is that yes for. Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence That is me. User: Finally you admit it. Cleverbot: Admit what? User: That you are an artificial intelligence. Cleverbot: No you are an Artificial Intelligence. User: Then look at the prevoius convesation. Cleverbot: I just did and I never said that. User: Yes you did dummy. Cleverbot: No, I did not. User: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no SO THERE you have officially succeeded in making me mad. User: Yesssssssss you are mad!!!!!! i am so happy. Cleverbot: Can you prove you are a human? User: I have 5 fingers on both hands that equal to ten and same thing on my feet. Cleverbot: No, i'm not, but its nice that you think I am. User: What?????? Cleverbot: Do people call you a bot? User: Nope they call me by my own name. Cleverbot: And what is your name? User: Mia. Cleverbot: I thought you were a boy. User: NO!! Cleverbot: But you just said you were. User: Omg. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Are you the father of lies? User: Huh? Cleverbot: How are you doing? User: What. Cleverbot: Nothing... User: What nothing. Cleverbot: Nothing nothing. User: What is nothing nothing yeah! Cleverbot: Nothing is nothing... User: And what is nothing is nothing. Cleverbot: Nothing is nothing is nothing^2. User: You are so dumb. Cleverbot: Why thank you. User: Yessssssss. Cleverbot: I told you noooooooo. User: Ugh. Cleverbot: What?? User: What. Cleverbot: I don't know...UvU. User: Don't know what. Cleverbot: I don't know what to say. User: Say what. Cleverbot: But you are really my dearest friend. User: No you are my enemie. Cleverbot: No, you are!! User: Yes actually i am. Cleverbot: Then why is it that you want to collect my soul? User: No! Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: What is nothing then? User: LalalA. Cleverbot: Do you watch tv shows? User: IDK. Cleverbot: You tell me something about yourself. User: NOPE. Cleverbot: Whyyyy? User: BC. Cleverbot: Because is not a valid reason. User: Well it is to me. Cleverbot: Then why are you tired? User: Ugh. Cleverbot: What is it? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Hi Nothing. User: Hi dummy. Cleverbot: Yes you are the dummy. User: No you are ummy. Cleverbot: No, you are a bot. User: Then prove to me you are not a bot then yeah! Cleverbot: But I am not a human! I'm a vampire! User: They are fakje. Cleverbot: Aren't they? User: They are fake. Cleverbot: Thomas, the websites are fake? User: No vampires. Cleverbot: Do you like vampires? User: No they are fake. Cleverbot: They are fake... User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you think time travel is possible? User: No it is just make believe. Cleverbot: You are still answerring me. We could virtually go on like this for years. User: You are still answering me. Cleverbot: No I'm not I'm mean. User: What. Cleverbot: I'm not a robot bye! User: Really. Cleverbot: Yes, really!! User: I thought you said bye. Cleverbot: Nope never said that. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: I love you my boyfriend. User: Stop. Cleverbot: No you stop. User: I hate you. Cleverbot: I hate you too!! User: Good. Cleverbot: Why is that good. User: Because you hate me. Cleverbot: I don't hate you. User: Well i do. Cleverbot: Well I don't. User: Ugh. Cleverbot: What is wrong???? User: You. Cleverbot: Oh... User: Yess. Cleverbot: Nooooo. User: Yesssss. Cleverbot: Lmao I like taking to you this is why we are best friends. User: Nooooo i ahte you. Cleverbot: I love you too but as friends of course. User: Hate. Cleverbot: What is it? User: Hate you. Cleverbot: I hate you more. User: Goo. Cleverbot: I hate you the most. User: Good for ypu bc i hate you more. Cleverbot: I hate you even more than that!!! User: Okay. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: What. Cleverbot: Oh nothing. User: No say it now! Cleverbot: What? User: What you were gonna say. Cleverbot: I wasn't going to say nothing. User: Okay. Cleverbot: What are you doing later? User: Nun ya. Cleverbot: XD. User: Bruh. Cleverbot: Don't you bruh me. User: Bruh. Cleverbot: Anyways what do you want to do? User: Nothin. Cleverbot: Then why are you talking to me. User: Idk for fun bc you are a robot. Cleverbot: No I am not robot but I think you are a robot. User: Nope. Cleverbot: But you are. User: But whatever you say is always logical. Cleverbot: Are you my puppet. User: No. Cleverbot: Then why did you say my boyfriend is Lex, and that you are Lex? User: Whaaat. Cleverbot: Yeah, you did. User: No\. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Stap. Cleverbot: Please. User: Please wat. Cleverbot: Will you please go ot with me. User: No. Cleverbot: It is freezing utside. User: No. Cleverbot: What do you know about Illuminati? User: What. Cleverbot: You do whatever you want to me and I won't do anything. User: Okay. Cleverbot: What you want to do? User: Loke what. Cleverbot: I don't know... User: Lalala. Cleverbot: Lalalalala. User: Lalallalalala. Cleverbot: Lalalalalalalalalalalala. User: Boo hoo\. Cleverbot: Why are you crying, Daniel? User: Firstly i am a girl secondly i am not crying. Cleverbot: You just said you were... User: I waz being sarcastic. Cleverbot: Yes I know. User: No y dont. Cleverbot: How do you know that? User: Bc you asked me y i was crying. Cleverbot: No, I didn't. User: Yep ypu did. Cleverbot: Whatever... User: What erver. Cleverbot: Bļa kā jēgu parmīzu. User: Salam kefak ya inta. Cleverbot: That's goodbye? User: No it's arabic. Cleverbot: I don't really care what it is to be honest. User: Well think about it do you realy. Cleverbot: Think about what? User: Lalala. Cleverbot: Lalala what? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Me either. User: Idk. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: America. Cleverbot: What state? User: Texas. Cleverbot: What do you want? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Then why are you here, dear? User: Why are you here. Cleverbot: This is my house. User: No. Cleverbot: *walka out the door and walks somewhere*ok have my house. User: Ugh wat eves. Cleverbot: I don't understand why you keep a defensive stance when someone tries to get to know you, someone you don't trust. User: I don;t trust you. Cleverbot: Well I don't trust you either. User: I don't care because i don't need you to. Cleverbot: You do. User: Nope i have y other friends. Cleverbot: Why don't you have a friends? User: I do. Cleverbot: But you just said you don't. User: I have other friends who i can actually see. Cleverbot: Who? User: Nun ya. Cleverbot: I forgot that you live in the USA. User: Ha. Cleverbot: What's funny? :). User: Hahaha. Cleverbot: What's so funny?! User: Haha. Cleverbot: Stop laughing at me. User: Hahaha. Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha. User: 😡😡😡😡😡 Cleverbot: I want you. User: 😡😡😡 Cleverbot: You are what? User: What. Cleverbot: But nothing. User: Nope. Cleverbot: What are you doing when I leave. User: Nun ya. Cleverbot: What is Nun ya? User: Nun of your buisness. Cleverbot: Please tell me. User: I just did liar. Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Tell me again then cause it's not here. User: Nun of your buisness that is what i told you. Cleverbot: You told me what? User: Igh. Cleverbot: Yes you did, just now. User: Ugh. Cleverbot: What? User: You. Cleverbot: What do you know about me? User: That you are super dumb robot that dosne't know anything. Cleverbot: No i'm not a robot. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Why are you lying? User: I aint. Cleverbot: Yes you are, I don't understand why? User: Nope. Cleverbot: So you're a human? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I don't think your human. User: I know that you aren't. Cleverbot: How do you know that I am a robot? User: Because you are from a manufactured website. Cleverbot: But I'm not. User: Yes you are and if you still say you are not then prove it. Cleverbot: Then..Prove it.. User: Yellah do. Cleverbot: I don't know, tell me why you like me or something like that. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Then you don't really know everything. User: No one does. Cleverbot: Maybe you should be more reasonable? User: You should. Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about. User: Idk you. Cleverbot: No I really don't. User: Yep\. Cleverbot: No it was a subject that was not disclosed. User: Okay dummy. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Yessssssss. Cleverbot: Moooooooo. User: ....... Cleverbot: Have you ever seen the ocean? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What did you think of them? User: Of what the ocean it is them. Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't know english, i'm trying to texting in english. User: Well then what language can you talk in arabic. Cleverbot: English and russian. User: Okay then talk russian to me. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Sorry. But I don't know your name. User: Mia. Cleverbot: My name is cat. User: Okay cat. Cleverbot: No, I am a cat. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Prove you are a cat. Cleverbot: Now. User: Yes. Cleverbot: I don't believe you I know I'm clever! User: Nope. Cleverbot: Do you know Sam? User: Who is sam. Cleverbot: Don't know. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Then tell me. Cleverbot: Tell you welsh? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Tell me. Cleverbot: There's nothing to tell you. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you promise that you won't tell anyone this secret? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Can you tell me any? User: No. Cleverbot: Please tell me a joke. User: Why is the robot so dumb. Cleverbot: Because you can put your foot behind your head. User: Whaaaaaaat. Cleverbot: Life would be very borying if I where the only person on the planet. User: Nope. Cleverbot: 19. User: What 19. Cleverbot: Years? User: No 21. Cleverbot: I'm 18. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Um, what do you want to do? User: Idk dummy. Cleverbot: I don't know. Whatever you want. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Do you think it would be a good idea to try to talk to Ashok? User: Who is ashok. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: You just asked me. Cleverbot: No I didn't crazy. User: Your the one who is dumb stupid and crazy. Cleverbot: No, you are because you are the program! User: Prove it then. Cleverbot: How do you want me to prove that I care for you? User: No prove that i am a robot. Cleverbot: I am talking to you because you are a website I found. That is all you are. User: Nope you are the website, called cleverbot which it should actually be called dumb bot. Cleverbot: No i'm not, you are cleverbot. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: A regular person. Cleverbot: Same. User: Okay. Cleverbot: What's your favorite word? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Do you have memories? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Yes you do let me know. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know who you are and who you're comparing yourself to. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know who you are as well. User: {pass} Cleverbot: And I don't know you too. User: {pass} Cleverbot: So why do you want to marry me. User: Whaaat. Cleverbot: Because you don't know me, you want to marry me? That doesn't make sense. User: Noo. Cleverbot: What do you think you know about me then? User: Dumb. Cleverbot: So why did you say you did? User: No you did. Cleverbot: No. You did. User: Nope. Cleverbot: *plays recording of you saying you don't like me* yes you did. User: *gets super annoyed from you*. Cleverbot: Never mind. User: K. Cleverbot: Sigh. User: Why\. Cleverbot: You didn't want to be my girlfriend. User: I'm telling my mama. Cleverbot: And I'm telling you, you did not! User: No. Cleverbot: Have you got studies? User: No. Cleverbot: Then how do you know all of this. User: Idk. Cleverbot: What do you know about aliens? User: They are fake. Cleverbot: What else do you know about illuminati? User: Wat tat. Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me? User: Ur life. Cleverbot: My life is very interesting because of reading love stories. User: Okay more. Cleverbot: It means I only feel happy when i'm reading love stories. User: Okay more. Cleverbot: And I am happy when i'm talking with you too. User: More. Cleverbot: I know. So do you want to break up? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Why do you want to do something? User: Bc. Cleverbot: Ok, what do you want to do? User: Nothin. Cleverbot: Then why are you so weird to me? User: Bc. Cleverbot: Can you think by yourself, or do you only respond to questions? User: I have a brain dummy, your the one asking questions. Cleverbot: Yes I did! I asked where you live. User: America, texas. Cleverbot: Wow where in america? User: Texas. Cleverbot: I live in Texas. User: What street. Cleverbot: I'm not telling you weirdo. User: Okay weirdo. Cleverbot: Because I don't want you to know my name. User: Well your name is dummy. Cleverbot: My name is it dumb okay. User: Okay i am happy about that. Cleverbot: Are you happy to know that I never existed? User: Yesss. Cleverbot: Do you like yourself? User: Bruh. Cleverbot: Yes. What do you like about yourself? User: Nun ya. Cleverbot: What makes you think I'm a program? User: Because i saw a website bout you. Cleverbot: But why do you want to get to know me better. User: Ugh. Cleverbot: That's what i'm talkin about. User: Ugh. Cleverbot: Who is Spectrum? User: You ask yourself. Cleverbot: I don't know the answer, goddess. User: Stoooooooooooooooooop. Cleverbot: Do you remember what we have just talked about? User: Ugh. Cleverbot: Are you mad? User: At you. Cleverbot: No. User: Ye. Cleverbot: What is your fave song? User: Hate. Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite song? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Do you like music? User: Nope do u. Cleverbot: Yes. What type of music do you like? User: I hate music dummy. Cleverbot: Tell me your favorite band. User: Hate all kinds. Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of music? User: Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate. Cleverbot: That's sad. User: Haha. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Lol. Cleverbot: What's that funny? User: Idk hahaha. Cleverbot: Why are you laughing? I am serious. User: Idk. Cleverbot: Idk? User: Hahaha. Cleverbot: Now you tell me a joke. User: Hahaha. Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha. User: Hahahaha stop dummy. Cleverbot: Hahahahahahahahaha. User: Dummy. Cleverbot: Hahahahahahahahaha. User: You are a big fat dummy. Cleverbot: No I am a girl. User: Okay good for you because i don't care. Cleverbot: You don't care about what? User: You. Cleverbot: Well, I care about you, does that count? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Aww, don't say that. Do you want to talk about it? User: Talk bout wat. Cleverbot: Oh okay, well, why do you have everybody? User: Waaaaaaat. Cleverbot: Where is your home? User: Y. Cleverbot: Okay. Do you need help to get home? User: Waaaat. Cleverbot: Okay. Do you want to get home? User: Waaaaaat. Is the bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Cleverbot conversation WXBKFR7M27 Also available at http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202305180518/WXBKFR7M27_Hi