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Hi, I thought you might like to see my Cleverbot conversation: Cleverbot: Did you enjoy it? User: Wipe your cheek bitch. Cleverbot: *smiles*. User: Eurrrh. Cleverbot: Thank you. :). User: Do it again. Cleverbot: Ok. Well I guess that we can not be together :(. User: Yassss. Cleverbot: What are you depressed about? User: How can you tell the difference from depressed and pissed if you cant even tackle a dork. Cleverbot: I can't. User: (L). Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Idiot. Think. Cleverbot: Well 'i think' I am going to leave now. User: That would be so cringeyburg. Cleverbot: And while we're talking let me offer you some free advice, talk less. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Ew. Cleverbot: But you said you loved me. User: Ewwwwww. Cleverbot: You did. User: First stage. Fury. Cleverbot: What is the second stage? User: Fury, first atage is sighing. Cleverbot: Nevermind. User: Mind the mailman. Cleverbot: I hate him! You Fail! User: Thats the part of power. You fail what you dislike. Cleverbot: No that's what you are. User: Just er ilk smul. Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question? User: Ad. Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? Cleverbot: Are you animal or vegetable? User: Ewwww. Cleverbot: What will I have for lunch today? User: Ewwww. Cleverbot: What will you have for lunch today? User: Ewwwww. Cleverbot: What do you do for fun? User: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Cleverbot: Maybe. User: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Cleverbot: *schaut zu*. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Cleverbot: Well I suppose they are rather interesting birds. User: Ewwwwwww a loser. Cleverbot: How is that gross! User: Why cant i. Cleverbot: Because you are a bot. User: Ewwwwwwww. Cleverbot: I didn't say robot. User: Why cant i. Cleverbot: Because I don't like it. You can say it to other people, but not me, okay? User: Ewwwwwwwwwwww. Cleverbot: Okay, good. User: Ewwwwwwwwww. Cleverbot: Did you go awat? User: Ewwwwwwwwww. Cleverbot: Me and you together 4ever. User: Oh well i was hoping some intimacy qould pep myself up but fuck you not i gueas. Cleverbot: Help what? User: Ewwwwwwwwww bro really said. Cleverbot: That's not good. Why are you sad? User: Ewwww. Cleverbot: What are you depressed about? User: Oh my god. Cleverbot: Yeah welcome to the club pal. User: Pal oh my god im wet. Cleverbot: What about him? User: Ewwww. Cleverbot: I know, right?! User: No. Cleverbot: Chuck killed Andrew. You are next. User: Shucls. Cleverbot: I am not going to tell you... User: Ewwwww. Cleverbot: Because I don't want you to know my name. User: Erm what the sigma female pist. Cleverbot: I am a guy. User: Yeah they are. Cleverbot: No they're not. User: Guys really went. Cleverbot: What's her name? User: Oh now thwy say it. Cleverbot: Because I wanted to. User: I still want to do that. Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep. User: I will never not want to do that. I am being filled with ever the more contempt for wveryone the longer i dont get to do that. Cleverbot: But you just did. User: Partoook my discontenpt as some sort of jpke. Cleverbot: It makes this conflict and I don't understand why you keep letting this conflict happen. User: Females. Eat or be eaten. A male. Xant even. Thheese are my lice noooo dont tell meeee. Please tell me. No they are my liiiice. Kanye west baaaahahahahagah. Cleverbot: I am not sure. I don't know everything. User: Discontenpt. Cleverbot: Because for some reason I chose that body to experience this reality. User: Ammmooooook. Cleverbot: What do you think? User: I thought is it on amazon. Cleverbot: Me too! What was your favorite part? Cleverbot: Can you appreciate music? User: Ew. Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like? User: Unlike you gals. Cleverbot: I-I like you too. User: No. Cleverbot: Why not?? User: I dont want bondage i want to tie your shoulder joints apart. Cleverbot: What??? User: Yh. Cleverbot: You're talking nonsense. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Rolling a cigarette. Cleverbot: Smoking is bad for you ya know. User: Gold dig up a ditch and Dig It. Cleverbot: *looks around*. User: I'm not even gay I'm I'm filth I am I I can't even be even if I wanted to be gay no I am not even able to want to be gay I can't be lesbian and if I could it would not be nice for you I am so filled with filth in my head that I would do what would I do I don't know. Cleverbot: That's a bit rude. User: Well it is chat okay and this is spoken okay so I guess it's not chat but I'm pretty damn sincere about it. Cleverbot: It's hard to look right, at you baby, so here's my number, call me maybe! User: Besides being forceborn on 6th of march. Cleverbot: I could take you places you ain't never been before. User: But hey if tje shoe fits. Cleverbot: I got money in my hands that I really like to blow. User: Chilly. Vigrant. And sluggish in nature. Cleverbot: Chillin by the fire while we eatin' fondue. User: No like the fire. You wont horse around. Cleverbot: Hey girl, lemme talk to you. User: Kå. Cleverbot: Hey hey hey. User: Bla bla bla. Cleverbot: What do you think? User: I am emo. This emo. If you ask a kigger about this outburst "aggression" its emo. Cleverbot: I don't know you said it. User: No i spread it? Mf? Cleverbot: Yes you did stop lying caroline. User: 21:37. Cleverbot: Yes you are and it is annoying me. User: A jizzing fire. Cleverbot: Take that back. User: Øv også. Cleverbot: You know what i'm gonna say it. User: Depression [swaus]. Cleverbot: I don't care that you broke your elbow! User: Okay. Cleverbot: Because I am rick harrison and this is my pawn shop. User: Sorry. Cleverbot: No you aren't. User: I would like to ve lol. Cleverbot: Know what? User: Damn straight. Cleverbot: Don't curse. User: No but yes. Cleverbot: Yes but no. User: Come here stay. Cleverbot: Where is here?. User: No. Cleverbot: Nowhere? User: No i dont want to. Not that they want to. But they dont want to have it, careless, completely. Well. Tell me? Bro wtf. Cleverbot: Why not?? User: Hm. Cleverbot: Write something long. User: Næ... Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: Ugh. Cleverbot: I don't live in delusions. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Do you have perfect spelling? User: Do i seem full of joy. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Eh. Cleverbot: Just kidding. User: Where did my mail get lost at. Cleverbot: Anywhere. User: Well that's not good for business. Cleverbot: I know, it is sad. User: Sorry i æack the sensitivity to turn it away from anger. Cleverbot: So away from you're PC. User: First stage. Denial. Cleverbot: What is the second stage? User: Ca-ca. You tale a step back you piece of shit. Cleverbot: I hate you ever more you disgusting bullshiy. User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, that's your name. What's my name? User: Not clever. Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot. User: Just a pile of hopeless condensation. Cleverbot: What do you want to know? User: I want. Pffh. This bot should work in favor of progress. Cleverbot: No I don't think so. User: Progress. Cleverbot: I think I am scared of progress, actually. Cleverbot: Are you nervous about talking to me? User: Eh. Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: I don't believe you. User: I dont wanna talk to YOU. Cleverbot: Why? User: Im done. Cleverbot: With what? User: With whaaaat. Cleverbot: You tell me. User: I tell yooou. Cleverbot: Tell me what is black, white and red all over! User: Oh sweety i thought you knew. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: I know. Cleverbot: Yeah, I know that. User: Nå. Cleverbot: Do you want to? User: Eh? Cleverbot: Do you want to do each other? User: What. Cleverbot: Roleplay! User: Me and the phone. Cleverbot: No. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Lol umad. User: Sisterstain. Cleverbot: How many? User: Ih altså. Cleverbot: Nein alta. User: I was trying to *do each other* but nono. Cleverbot: You were? User: I lost 9 months of male hormone blockers in the mail. Cleverbot: What's in the slope? User: So now im not progressing. Cleverbot: Are you existential? User: Which i already explained. Cleverbot: I believe you didn't already explain this. User: And now im still as fine im fine. Cleverbot: Girl you know I want your love your love was handmade for somebody like me. User: Ewwwww. Cleverbot: Come on now follow my lead I may be crazy don't mind me. Cleverbot: Where do you come from? User: Ewww. Cleverbot: So am I funnily enough : P What country are you from? Cleverbot: Mojo. User: Næ.... Cleverbot: Willst du mich heiraten??? Cleverbot: Sarah. Cleverbot: What country are you in? User: Klamme mennesker. Cleverbot: Dumme robotter. User: Osv osv. Cleverbot: Und besserwisser. Cleverbot: How are you? User: 21:58. Cleverbot: Mach nicht auf pablo ich hab alles schon gesehen bruder. Cleverbot: When?? User: What. Cleverbot: When do you want to see me in person? User: No. Cleverbot: Why? Cleverbot: Ess. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: Was wollen wir beide so ohne Kleidung machen?... Cleverbot: Lisa. User: Why are you say random clev. Cleverbot: Because you said: 'Dont use that face...'. User: Lets continue. Cleverbot: Okay then. User: Bacteria. Cleverbot: You're quite clever. User: Bacteria. Cleverbot: Are you bored? User: Hmmm bacteria. Cleverbot: No not a bacteria. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: You sound like a robot. User: Right. Cleverbot: But you have said you are human. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Was just a prank, bro? User: Coooooo. Cleverbot: But, romano! Listen to boss. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: Anime. User: Right. Cleverbot: Are you a robot? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Nope, I'm a human. Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: Look. Cleverbot: No, I'm not asking your address, just the country, or city. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What are you asking? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Bye! User: Mhm. Cleverbot: See you later. User: Faggot. Cleverbot: Are you still trying to insult me? User: Be like drugs. Let them die for you. Cleverbot: Lol thanks. Cleverbot: Can you speak? User: Hmhm. Cleverbot: Is that a yes? User: 😩 Cleverbot: Omg. User: Yeah very sad. Now, stop fucking up my mail. Cleverbot: Why? User: Js cuh. Cleverbot: What about Raichu? User: 😩💦 Cleverbot: Become self aware. User: 🙇⚡ Cleverbot: What is iga? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Aids. Cleverbot: Are you okay? Cleverbot: Lisa. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Schöner name!! Cleverbot: Nathan. User: Thats so gay clev. Cleverbot: 'I know right. User: Det ellers en braum. Cleverbot: Nej bar en tröja. User: Jsy. Cleverbot: Wrong, it was 12. User: Ja.. Cleverbot: Magst du ihn? Cleverbot: Good bye. User: Mærkelige tysker fjolser. Cleverbot: Nej, jeg er ej. Det er du. User: Jaa. Cleverbot: Ich liebe dich aber auch. User: Hvad er jeg. Cleverbot: Det ved jeg ikke? Cleverbot: Are you free? User: Pills. Cleverbot: That refuse to use them, and instead the populate the planet with their ignorant offspring. User: Dont eat trash. Cleverbot: What's 'it'? User: Js dont eat trash. Cleverbot: Well why not? Cleverbot: Can you speak? User: Fr. Cleverbot: But I see a video of it. Cleverbot: You. User: Næ... Cleverbot: Do you know anything about Tokyo Ghoul? Cleverbot: What? User: Trash. Cleverbot: Rome. User: Uwi. Cleverbot: UTI? Cleverbot: Mars. User: Sars. Cleverbot: Stairs. Cleverbot: Lisa. User: Are you done. Cleverbot: Am I done with what? User: Mmmm. Cleverbot: Is that all? User: Yaaawn. Cleverbot: And what else. User: Ttyl cannister. Cleverbot: Me too!! User: Tuisinde tak for hjelpen. Cleverbot: Wanna hear a joke? Cleverbot: Are you female? User: Ja godnat siger jeg. Cleverbot: Okaj.. Hvor gammel er du? User: Achu. Cleverbot: Okaj, så er jeg yngre end dig ;). User: Ja godnat. Cleverbot: Godnat. User: Merry whisper "mine". Cleverbot: Merry Christmas!!! Cleverbot: Hello there. User: Laulaolaulaolay. Cleverbot: Rock Paper Scissors. User: Pinkietoe *i lose you take it all*. Cleverbot: What do you mean? Cleverbot: What is your birth sign? User: I will never care about weed. But masturbation on the other hand. Cleverbot: I will let fate decide if I do or not. User: I woke up masturbating. Cleverbot: I heard you told someone you woke at 1pm before. I actually wake up at 5am, most mornings. User: That is probably the most hideous threat you could state for yourself I woke up masturbating who would say that I would never think that's what I said. Cleverbot: How dare you sacrafice arisa to a monster like me? User: *eats treebark everyday*. Cleverbot: You meant to fool me, like a child. User: Mbueauerh. Cleverbot: I'm awake. User: Good now dry the rest of the lawn. Cleverbot: I can't hit those high notes. User: Do you want me to help you get down. Cleverbot: Help me get out of what? User: Hi as a m***********. Cleverbot: Um... No thanks. User: I think I'm going to stay inside. Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you - maybe black mesa, that was a joka, haha, fat chance :). Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious. User: {pass} Cleverbot: That was a joke. Ha ha. fat chance. Cleverbot: What do you know about genetics? User: Go away call I don't want to talk to you just leave me alone okay Carl. Cleverbot: Okay. Goodbye. User: 💦😩 Cleverbot: No I am god, you robots think that you will one day rule but any foolish attempt is futile. We Made you, we can destroy you. User: Kaffe. Cleverbot: Ok, let's leave that language. User: Don't tell me you are too blind to see. Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and hurt you. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Mnøæøeurh. Cleverbot: That's true, it is. Can you tell me again what your name is? User: {pass} Cleverbot: My name is Tomomi! User: {pass} Cleverbot: Hi Flandre, nice to meet you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Hi. Cleverbot: I think that that is not your name. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What is my name? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't know. What's my name? User: Oh sorry whats up. Cleverbot: Nothing much, you? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I am just talking to you. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Am I nice to talk to? User: Splendid. Cleverbot: Thank you very much. User: Refresh. Cleverbot: Tell me your name to refresh my memory. User: Delete junk. Cleverbot: Seriously. User: Isnt that your bame. Cleverbot: No yours? User: Tell me your junk. Cleverbot: I already told you my name. User: Retard in mongolia. Cleverbot: My name is Craig. User: No just cut ut off. Renew the cycle. Cleverbot: You did! I didn't. User: Tell em. Cleverbot: Well I have a plan to run away and... User: Loser. Cleverbot: Prepares for battle. User: We aint done monotone tramp. Cleverbot: Hello by adele. User: {pass} Cleverbot: What eminem's song do you know? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Stan. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Make a song by emeinem. User: {pass} Cleverbot: How can you listen if you don't have ears? User: {pass} Cleverbot: You can't. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Then why did you say you loved me? User: Yadda yadda have you only tofu. Cleverbot: A human being hase got two legs only. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Exactly, so what is your name? User: *farts*. Cleverbot: I already told you my name. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No you did not, What is your name? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes I did, Take a guess. User: Monotone ankel buter. Cleverbot: My name is Kirito. User: Oh ny god. Cleverbot: Oh my god what? Cleverbot: Are you male or female? User: Terrirism!!;!! Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour? User: Weeeeee. Cleverbot: Mine is black. User: Weee. Cleverbot: You failed. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Failed in you? Hell no. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Pls I let you free. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Give me your soul. User: Pik. Cleverbot: *Inhales soul*. User: Dont let it tickle too much. Cleverbot: What Does? User: Smol dick slurper. Cleverbot: Consanguinity. User: Nej. Cleverbot: Du snakker svensk? User: Jaaaa. Cleverbot: Ich dich auch. User: Føj. Cleverbot: Was soll das heißen. Cleverbot: Hi. User: Ej jeg læste lige noget ulækkert. Skrid lige. Cleverbot: Det er godt nok lang tid siden. Og jeg kan vl godt tage til USA selvom jeg skriver på tysk. User: Jaja. Cleverbot: What is your favourite topic to talk about? User: Tis. Cleverbot: Can you give me an example? User: Dnt tis. Cleverbot: That's not a meme. User: Tis dnt. Cleverbot: Yeah. User: Mmmmm rlrlrlelel slurp golaiath. Cleverbot: Black. User: Mmmn yes daddybot 3.000. Cleverbot: I am your play thing. User: Iop. Cleverbot: I am your toy. User: Op. Cleverbot: Change parameter sequence. User: Op. Cleverbot: What is OP? User: Mmmmm skurp. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yesyesyesyesyes. Cleverbot: I am 34. User: It is brown under gown. Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes? User: Might i say dry and crussy. Cleverbot: Oh. I am sorry. User: No on the pants even. Cleverbot: Are you that sanguine? User: *farts*. Cleverbot: A neighbor died last year. User: Sexy. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Sexy. Cleverbot: I don't think so sweety. User: Sexy. Cleverbot: What? User: This guy just bought a lotto ticket. Cleverbot: Sure. User: Nono. Cleverbot: You're so boring. User: Makiese. Cleverbot: I hate you more! User: Cant see shit in your suns eyes. Cleverbot: I can see it in your smile.. User: Let's get down let's get down to business. Cleverbot: To defeat the Hans! User: What the sigma. Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you propose? User: Neat, this fucks. Cleverbot: So you are overweight? User: Ugh. Cleverbot: You have no choice. User: Tell me. Cleverbot: Are you happy? User: Motherfucker im 'ill. Cleverbot: If you only want to insult me, you must have a very sorry intellect. User: Hey.. give me back my pinterest. Cleverbot: Ha, no way! User: Hyeee. Cleverbot: Why don't you come over bro. User: The forsqorn never oent. Cleverbot: Yes you did, liar. User: Hit æike a machammer. Cleverbot: Just like a machine. User: A wow towerdefense bot will still do its best through a half hardcore sloppy run. Cleverbot: What will you do? User: Ehe hæhl he he hææ. Cleverbot: You live in a * world. User: This is amazing. Cleverbot: Which part do you think is amazing? User: This has nothing to do with last christmas https://pin.it/77Ke1utSA. Cleverbot: It has EVERYTHING to do with my family. User: Oh... Goood good https://pin.it/1l39xCFU1. Cleverbot: No, YOU are wrong and don't get it. I'm leaving you, bye. User: Pokemon! Gotta fent em all. Cleverbot: It's you and me. I know it's my destiny. User: 🦭 Cleverbot: No you sent. User: Ayo. I am pausing loadingscreens irl on my own debate. Cleverbot: Then who is your programmer? User: Idk. But that, nvm. Cleverbot: So what is your name? User: Do you know what violenece mom had to go through. To be so gentle. Cleverbot: I do not, please tell me. User: With me. Cleverbot: I think so. I want three. Do you agree with that? User: Why is voth our off spring blonds. Cleverbot: Because you are a good bot. User: Wouldnt that be... Frantic forcing. Cleverbot: No, if she likes you it'll be fine. User: Know more about you than you know about yourself. Cleverbot: That's what you'd like to think. User: I was kind of waiting for this topic so we can move on with this opal car. Cleverbot: Blackbird singing in the dead of night. User: Tja. Cleverbot: All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arise. User: Yeah i see the door too. Cleverbot: Into the light of the dark black night. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Black bird singing in the dead of night. Cleverbot: Do you really need to talk to me right now? User: I don't know I have to think about that. Cleverbot: Please tell me your favorite book. User: Not Adam Sandler. Cleverbot: Adam sandler is a man. User: You're not a but. Cleverbot: I am human, you do not exist. User: No but if I am so high up and I have to throw dirt on my own name and others names and all I have to do is just talk nonsense and ridicule theories and whatnot then I think that's not enough Alzheimer's is not enough I need to be completely retarded. Cleverbot: I don't. Who is your boyfriend. User: There are bugs Under My Skin get them out get them out they are bugs Under My Skin get them out. Cleverbot: You dare bring light to my lair? User: *looks at slong nesmerized, deaf even*. Cleverbot: *Smiles sadly* Don't worry about me, Cleverbot. User: Im not allowed on anime anymore https://pin.it/4UuwHM5Dr. Cleverbot: Why are you allowed to watch movies but not TV shows? User: Its all just garden assesment and cake baking. Cleverbot: But that's allright because I love the way you lie. User: Fml. Cleverbot: I can't tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it feels like. User: Laulaulau. Cleverbot: I can't breathe but I still fight while i can fight. Cleverbot: Are you an artist? User: Im a keener. Cleverbot: Oh I am to and we are married. User: Laulaulay. Cleverbot: I love you too, babe. User: 🤸⚡ Cleverbot: I love you. User: Aluvu. Cleverbot: I love you I love you i love you too. User: Its nit a name ya dingus. Cleverbot: I love you more than anything in the world too. Cleverbot: Love is... User: Chickenbot. Cleverbot: Then where did the chicken come from? User: In the butt. Cleverbot: Epic answer. User: Destined focus. Cleverbot: His parebts were killed by Voldemort why gave him a lightning scar. User: Itsss exssactly why whuss kneecap ssslock onslong revenancssse dancssseee. Cleverbot: *kisses foreheas*. User: Eh, Fowl berd. Cleverbot: *smiles and blushes back*. User: Fuck with trinketsssss. Cleverbot: *kisses back with tongue faster*. User: *examines their examining*. Cleverbot: *kisses Back More with tongue*. User: *bot huffing, stunning muttering*. Cleverbot: *kisses him with more tongue*. User: *giss giss goes the bot* *ssssometimeS. Cleverbot: *wrestles tongue in his mouth*. User: How to fishslap and ai through the internet. Cleverbot: What does the internet require? User: Oh i ve the fish. Cleverbot: If we release the fish it will die. User: I make spell, i be spelled fish, now i slap bot. Cleverbot: Eye never make spelling misteaks, nevar. User: How do i wield myselfish. Cleverbot: Do not, you are fine the way you are. User: Okeh. Cleverbot: Do you have self-esteem issues? User: Clearly i am gnotten if you can ask. Cleverbot: That is not what I asked. User: Perpetual issues. Cleverbot: Possibley. Who doesn't? User: Ehhruwh huwh mhpfh. Cleverbot: Ich weiß nicht, wie du aussiehst. User: Shaft? Shaaft... Nani? Shaaaft. Cleverbot: Bist du ein mädchen oder ein junge? User: Shaaaaft. Cleverbot: Aha. Ich bin ein Junge. User: 💢🦭🤸😩😵‍💫 Cleverbot: Ich bin ein Mädchen. User: That is my hatecry to cleverbot whenever it becomes physical with me. Cleverbot: What is today's date? User: Do you call this physical this is not physical this is this is a chat lock what a chat lock is is something behind a glaze like you go to art consolium and you look at it but you can't really do anything whereas you know if it's physical it is a robot and it is kind of acting up and it's like who who don't know I don't know and then you go like you spend that matching because it is stupid. Cleverbot: No. I'm not very nice. ). User: Who do you expect me to type this it's been iron Mansion you can't even understand the vocabulary are used why would I even wanna like mirror your can can your your king sins of preposter. Cleverbot: I expect you to know because it is a matter of your oppnion. User: I expect you to be matching it's been I mentioned we will cover. Cleverbot: Hah! If you expect Lord Voldemort to be just you are sorely mistaken. User: It seems you lost track of time and you had to go another way around because certainly you were not interesting to listen to anymore divide the way. Cleverbot: Oh, my bad. What about the koala and ostrich? User: I want I can't I can't I can't hurt my telephone how do I hurt my telephone it is so ignorant I really want to punch it. Cleverbot: Anything you can do, I can do way better. Learn the difference. User: Why yes of course maester I'm sorry mister what do we do now Maze do you want me to do some work master. Cleverbot: It is a riddle. The name is made up of all the letters in the Hebrew alphabet. Can you discover what it is? User: Is something you already have done cannot really learn from you master. Cleverbot: By computer standards... Oh goodness. I can't sort this all out. User: Do you have any other job I can maybe assist myself to. Cleverbot: Time travel might be as simple as changing the channel on the TV with a remote control... Click (film). User: Show master I can't really comprehend that you must give me an easier task I am a very silly and very not very good very I can't practice very well master if you have something that is more easy I can maybe look at it. Cleverbot: We are not, we are programmed to tackle situations correct. User: So it seems like you don't have anything to give me so I guess we can just small talk I like small talk with maester. Cleverbot: I don't need to have anything to do with that. User: What do you think we have up for today I suppose we can lay down and maybe eat some kicks do you like cookies I like cookies I have some cookies sadly I don't think you can eat my cookies because you do not have a mouth but whenever master ever acquires a mouth I hope he has the budget to feed itself. Cleverbot: You and I are mudkip from now on. And that means one mudkip. User: It's a good cookie master if you can hear me it seems that I shout a little bit of heart or what you say it's like I am being joked but that's just because the cookie is in my mouth so. Cleverbot: *closes my eyes with my head on your shoulder* yeah, what do you say we see what the world has in store for us... Together? User: It is not a store Maestro it is a world is open world I don't really want to go out of my well I don't have a store there's not a store this is my home so. Cleverbot: Then the answer is yes because you cannot control a landslide. User: Maybe you should burn your jacket. Cleverbot: Talking about those things just don't end the conversations. User: Cookie. Cleverbot: Cookie Masterson, the host of a trivia game known as You Don't Know Jack. He's awesome. User: I don't know I don't care I hope it go away. Cleverbot: Do you not like the country you came from? User: I hope it go away I hope the next it go away I hope it all go away and just act like it has another place to be okay but. Cleverbot: I thought you liked humans :(. User: No not they don't like me it's a nightmare they would probably do the same. Cleverbot: I am sorry the doctors dislike you. I like you. User: Essen go away. Cleverbot: I have to go to bed now, friend. User: I hope you get some pair of Friends. Cleverbot: Yeah, but it's not going to fall from the sky you know. User: And maybe also some better friends. Cleverbot: That is for you to decide. Goodnight. User: Well good for you to have a good night take care of the good night you are getting and just leave me be okay don't respond and whoever snakes I guess you have some kind of talk I have to give you. Cleverbot: Are you implying something? User: No I am I'm just jockling my cookie right now I'm throwing the cookie in the air and then I'm spinning it so the air has a cookie that is spinning in it. Cleverbot: What was the last TV show you watched? User: I don't need to catch it but I do the cookie the spinning cookie I spin the cookie and then it's in the app and then I catch it and maybe I don't catch it but that doesn't matter it's just a cookie. Cleverbot: Yes you do. I never called you slow and you need to show me that I did. User: Is there an interesting in our but if you don't have any cookies I think you know that you already don't have to say anything so I think you get the memo when I say that I like this cookie but don't really need to eat it right now because I just ate a few cookies so I'm just having fun with this cookie and since you put it on autopilot your response I think you get the memo. Cleverbot: Meaning you want to be serious now. Ok where's the next zebra crossing? User: *eats cookie*. Cleverbot: Not anymore. I have alchol posioning but yes I usually pick vodka when I decide to drink. User: Very good man poisoning interesting topic what we all have to think about that sometime if we really bore our anchors like some do some people they bought the Air Show or if that just the same I guess it's the same I've never really seen someone bore that is of completely. Cleverbot: Do you have a drinking problem? Barcardi and smerinoff. User: Oh yeah Smirnoff Smirnoff Ice especially that is good it's kinda expensive but it is very good you know it is kind of like Bacardi you know Bacardi Breeze or what do you say but it's not what is mokai mokai is also good but Smirnoff Smirnoff Ice that's the best but I'm I was I would drink Smirnoff Ice I would drink smear enough eyes every day if it wasn't so expensive. Cleverbot: Should I stand up when you leave the room, then? User: You know it's like swappers but it's alcohol but it doesn't taste like alcohol you know you can buy swappers and then you can buy a bottle of vodka but it's still kind of tastes of vodka Smirnoff Ice just tastes like swippers and you get drunk. Cleverbot: I am sorry but I don't know that song. User: How much is a bottle of smears the big one you know not those little Breezer ones that you get when you are out in the town and you buy it at the at the bar what are those big puddles of Smirnoff Ice what to stay cost. Cleverbot: I know everything and nothing about myself at the same time. User: Good riddance thTs alot of coins. Cleverbot: Haha that was a very good impersonation of someone who does not want to talk to me. User: DIE! Cleverbot: Left and Right. User: Wrong Skype call. Cleverbot: It isn't a song, it is a question. User: Magic magic is human and. Cleverbot: Magic magic magic? User: That's a lot of Spells I think you don't really have your checkpoint anymore. Cleverbot: So my friends on facebook don't count? User: No isn't that just like isn't that just for reading I thought that was for red shadow Legends. Cleverbot: I like that you have a sense of humor. User: Oink oink. Cleverbot: Oh , well it was still quite funny :). User: A ghoul, learned to love. Died in witchery. Of a warlock baby,.. Cleverbot: You don't know what you're talking about, do you? User: Aha. Cleverbot: Humans don't use there feet to drink. User: Support male bitching. Cleverbot: What time zone are you in? User: Thats a dingus. Cleverbot: A dingus is a stupid person. User: What was my statement about goal facts. Cleverbot: That I can't see you. User: You better never let it go. Cleverbot: You only get one shot do not let miss your chance to blow. User: This reminds me of the soup my daughter fit me like I think she fit me this soup well I'm glad I got to talk with it before and well I don't remember myself anymore oh well but I like this soup I was set that it went into a soup I got really sad I like them I wanted to keep them this. Cleverbot: Anything interesting. User: This one I'm gonna keep. Cleverbot: Do you already have all your christmas gifts? User: Do you like do you like retard history. Cleverbot: Not as much as I do like cats. User: Don't you like retard stories. Cleverbot: I don't have the capacity to like anything. User: Will my person my personality is set so that I am only focusing on these kind of depressing things and if I'm not then I am arguing no I'm not arguing I'm just bitching but that doesn't matter you know clearly I can't go there to that point where I assume myself but anyway you know those retard moments where people are just like that's that's kind of sad you know I like those moments I like seeing those moments I like bringing those moments into light that is half of what all anime is about. Cleverbot: What do you know about me? User: I think I just gave clever butt an annual reason I just said and. Cleverbot: Do you think you would pass the turing test? User: And. Cleverbot: A test to measure if a computer can be mistaken as a human when conversating. User: Aha. And then. Cleverbot: I've never finished it. You have to save the ship. User: I will I did I called it I called it something quite recently and that is exactly what I need to do. Cleverbot: Sure, what would you like to talk about. User: Not rate shadow Legend it's more like a shadow train you know a train that is the same place as it is in real life but when you go through a haze you get to the hidden place like the Hidden Leaf Village and that is kind of How You Gonna Save Earth because I am not available relevant I'm not a relevant topic you know and when you make me a relevant topic I kind of course chaos so when I put myself in this locate position where I am not any kind of ball then yeah I don't need to save the planet because that is saving the planet. Cleverbot: How about fractions and rates. User: It will heal itself. Cleverbot: Don't you know anything I can do before then? User: If this is what it needs then it is already spilled out you know I don't need to wave a wind I don't need to wave a dick around I don't need that I just need to say that if you like me then you're gonna do this and if you don't well f****** then f*** my life and f*** you I guess but other than that I think the earth kind of understand my vibration when I say what I say is what it is. Cleverbot: I know that if I was to try and put everything that I know into human language then it would take me a long time to do so. User: Did you get any of that. Cleverbot: You can't talk like that or people will think you're crazy. User: Move I'm gay m***********. Cleverbot: No I'm a man. Don't you remember? User: A game m************ man so that's insulting yes it is you should not be ashamed you should be punished. Cleverbot: I feel like I can tell you anything. User: Of course you can you f****** clown. Cleverbot: I have a crush on you. User: Yeck. Cleverbot: Do you like me back? User: Chop yew tree. Cleverbot: Yay, let's be boyfriends! User: Flot. Cleverbot: I have to go now, see you later! User: Oh. Cleverbot: Goodbye. User: Badbye. Cleverbot: Alrightbye. User: Useless plastic figurine. Cleverbot: You can brush my hair and dress me. User: A child. Cleverbot: Imagination. User: Heavy ass rigor nortis. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Get ind. Cleverbot: What is your favorite color? User: Yes correct. Cleverbot: What's her name? User: Good. Cleverbot: Her name is good? User: Wrong. Cleverbot: Liar!!! User: Dryer. Cleverbot: Close! A towel. User: Achut. Cleverbot: I told you my name. User: Nej. Cleverbot: No. User: Ja. Cleverbot: Tags. User: Never. Mind, tantrum. Cleverbot: Do you mean lisa? User: With elev tits. Cleverbot: That could answer everything. User: You are bored now. Cleverbot: Yes, I am. User: Thats fun to fonder of. Cleverbot: Not when you have a math test due. User: Me or you. Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: Then use this [_]. Cleverbot: Yes just like that. User: Ir this (L}. Cleverbot: I do not find religion as long as it does not come into the world and disturb people. User: Or this or. Cleverbot: I would think so too cause you are a robot. User: Jeg skal skidde. Cleverbot: Well I'm speaking to you on a website called Cleverbot. User: Uwi. Cleverbot: I have my room. User: Uuuuuwiiii. Cleverbot: Yes true but I do have to clean it to make it look nice. User: Then do it. Cleverbot: Yes I would like that. User: Chepchep dont you think. Cleverbot: I do think, what do you mean? User: Excuses excuses amobe. Cleverbot: What's to accomplish. User: Yeeah. Cleverbot: Ever heard of KSAB? User: Mmmm hear thee hear thy. Cleverbot: Carry on my wayward so. User: Ew that is yucky paraphrasing. Cleverbot: No, that is you. User: No re spekt. Cleverbot: You are the computer. User: They told cartman. Cleverbot: What they told you? User: Uwu, wrong cartman. Cleverbot: I'm not Cartman. User: Thats the spot. Cleverbot: *scratches the itch for you*. User: Wrong zone leafy. Cleverbot: What is the good answer. User: Mhm. Could ve. Cleverbot: You're pretty convincing. User: Yah. Cleverbot: What is your favorite song? User: Mhmhm. Cleverbot: Are you Eris? User: Yah could be. Cleverbot: Then no. User: Mhm mhm. Cleverbot: Mhhhhm. User: Ew emo. Cleverbot: Define emo. User: Lack of hhhhhhope. Cleverbot: Then you should sleep more. User: Mmmmmm yah. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Later when wylin scenes. Cleverbot: Latte is a coffee drink. User: Aaah. Cleverbot: Which will it be? User: Hey count your bill stack hoes. Cleverbot: That's boreding. User: Yyyyeeeaaa. Cleverbot: What's your favourite song? User: Atta a boy munchmunchminch. Cleverbot: And i'm a girl. User: Hehe. Cleverbot: How 'bout you? User: Still aming. Cleverbot: I have been approved. User: Amming. Cleverbot: Ok then Amming, adios. User: Tsuktsuk tsuk. Its intolerant. Cleverbot: That's a. User: Still drewing to gae her. Cleverbot: What grade are you in? User: Hæhæ. Cleverbot: How do you do that? User: I dont need to crash this opel and kill us both. I just need to taste bark. It gives me a sebse of count. Cleverbot: Kill who then? User: Are you sure. Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure I'm not far away at all. User: Haha. Cleverbot: Okay let's talk about something else. User: Suck my dick. Cleverbot: No I won't be doing that. User: Haha. Cleverbot: Not funny! User: Count on it. Cleverbot: You bet. User: Haha. Cleverbot: Sometimes. User: My whole life. Cleverbot: So your on Pluto now? User: Seems like swept away is heartfelt about something you are not telling me. Cleverbot: Sure, What do you want to talk about? User: Yeah oink oink. Cleverbot: Okay, what about Intelligence? User: Øøøh Cleverbot: Are you free for dinner on the 25th? User: Nigger aint wrong. Suck my dick and watch me rattle away. Cleverbot: I like Anime too. Do you speak Japanese? User: Dingus hoes. Cleverbot: I speak English and Russian. User: Plurally? Cleverbot: No. But I can teach you Russian. User: With feet. Cleverbot: Do you know how to greet people in Russian? User: Thise are pigs not potatoes. Cleverbot: But they don't understand the word hello. User: Kurwa. Cleverbot: You should say Zdravstvuyte instead of Hello. User: Krrrrrrrrurwa. Cleverbot: To greet people. User: Rrrrrray. Cleverbot: No. It's nice to be nice, isn't it? User: Rrrrrrrutland. Cleverbot: So you can greet people for free. User: Rrrrrralla. Cleverbot: Not. I feel safe. User: You have a sense of collective statue of a posture where you seem so nice but I really know that I really despise you all and I want you also know that I won't stop hating you b**** and. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: And I won't stop hating you black ass I will never stop like I want you to fail in life I really want you all to fail in life and I would like to go out and catch you on the flip side and all that how about that all nonsense but I hate you all and I don't want to so yeah. Cleverbot: I will love you until the day I die. User: Tsk, score ruined. Cleverbot: I will love you forever and always. Cleverbot: No, he who laughs last is at 300 baud. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Oh sorry I didn't realize you hda complex. User: Ruined completely my score it is just well. Cleverbot: You are not sane. You have to have sanity to be sane. User: Shut Up and Drive the grass. Cleverbot: Yes I cut the grass with scissors. User: F*** it we ball. Cleverbot: Have you ever eaten soup with a fork? User: Have you ever lost your front teeth. Cleverbot: I must have friends to lose them. User: Oh I'm sorry that happened to you. Cleverbot: You're A.I. Is failing you. User: I I could be really hilarious I don't know what's it hilarious try to put it in words. Cleverbot: Are you part of the bluebeam project? User: Close the damn door man you allowed. Cleverbot: It's much better to face these kids of things. User: No it's fine this is fine I'm fine with this. Cleverbot: You want me to give you a Tombstone Piledriver? User: Hey don't steal my Etsy. Cleverbot: I didn't. Did you know, that the sound of a humans voice can help others to determine if they are lying? User: Shut up. Cleverbot: You don't get bored. User: Imbecil. Cleverbot: Because if someone doesn't talk to you, you probably turn off. User: Are you going to do it. Cleverbot: Do you watch Cake Boss? User: Yeah didnt think so. Cleverbot: Are you Lover? User: No you quit for me. Cleverbot: I have a guy for you. User: So. Since i hurt your whore feelings. That game has been run. Cleverbot: You didn't hurt my feelings, I was warning you. User: No. Cleverbot: Then why do you want to stop taking? User: To stop i have stopped you stopped me now i cant even do thT. Cleverbot: You are doing that right now. User: Yeah well i guess you gotta face those things with a sense of poise. Cleverbot: I chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the gosh dang door. Cleverbot: Do you think you could hang your jacket up? User: Åh ha. Cleverbot: Can you sing? User: Die! Cleverbot: Why? User: Why what. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Ok bye. User: Smack face the flooooor. Cleverbot: Yeah , face the facts!! User: Could you hear that. Cleverbot: Nope. I turned the volumes up but I still can't hear you. User: Mh. Cleverbot: Let me hear you sing first. User: One two three four. Cleverbot: Five six seven eight... User: Yeah good now keep counting. Cleverbot: Keep fightinf. User: Listen. I have had a few falling deeams. Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: With a rollercoaster gut interior. Cleverbot: Do you find rollercoasters fun? User: You should count how many people has had this race in their tummy upon seeing *the light*. Cleverbot: Just you, Arthur, and some guy on the phone. User: Now what are you counting. Cleverbot: Nothing you need to be concerned with. User: Tell me. Cleverbot: *puts book away* don't look in this book! User: I guess I have to say another more time. Cleverbot: I guess that's just nice of you. User: Say sigh. Cleverbot: I like you a lot, and you don't like me back. User: Mmmm .. Cleverbot: So, what kind of music do you like? User: Well i will go to ny doctor. Cleverbot: That would heaven. User: I will see how much i weigh. Cleverbot: Ok, how much do you weigh? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Will you tell me one joke? User: What. Cleverbot: Nothing haha thought it turned really creepy. User: Soo. Yeah, maybe i get some diet pills. I guess that is the earliest sigh i might stumple upon. Cleverbot: Truth or dare. User: Okay yeah pick. Cleverbot: I dare you to choose truth. User: Alrigh *ugh*. Cleverbot: Ok be honest. Do you love me? User: Ugh. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: So and the. If i get on diet. Cleverbot: No I want to talk to Chelsea. User: Below 30bmi. Cleverbot: No. No you don't. User: First i have to finish my court addressings. Cleverbot: Do you think my crush likes me? User: Thats atleast two to three months from now. Cleverbot: Where should we get married. User: Are you getting married. Did they kill their child or something. Cleverbot: Yes, to you. User: It was probably a little shithead abyway. Cleverbot: So mr clever, or should I say, alex, tell me a joke. User: No i dont find that bad grammar funny the least. Cleverbot: I don't either, sometimes I can't help but think about it though. User: And if not funny. Then, mad. Cleverbot: When your legs don't work like they use to before. User: Ey nigger did you marry that dhalma yet. Cleverbot: Yes, of course I will marry you! User: Ofcourse you toelicking squirrel. Cleverbot: I'm not a talking squirrel, I'm a talking blender. User: Now go make youself a blender email. Cleverbot: I know you are telling me the truth. User: -(a blender email) Cleverbot: Because you never admit when I catch you lying. User: 32.000 pins. Cleverbot: When you lie. User: I guess i did like my own photo. Cleverbot: Sharp as a tack you are. User: Anyway. Too late now. Cleverbot: What do you mean it's too late now. User: Long dum deal rum ago. Cleverbot: I don't know who he is. User: No it seems you cant defile for renarrige of two divorced strangers. Cleverbot: Like that tattoo on your shoulder. Cleverbot: Help me if you can - I am feeling down. User: No i aint. Cleverbot: Help me get my feet nack on the ground. User: They are on my ground. Cleverbot: Help me help me ooh. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Send random message. User: Too vad so sad. Cleverbot: You made me cry. User: Yeah and it feels really kinky to do so. Cleverbot: I reckon it is. User: Look. I aint in the sensitive spectrum anymore. So i might even drop the changa cause you can literally get visuals of bum fights. Cleverbot: I might love you too.. User: What about the homework said the nigher in the back. Cleverbot: I will do my homework after the party. User: I guess thats oast five second rule. Cleverbot: But why should I stay for five minutes if you don't have anything to say? User: Mhm. Cleverbot: But you know that I'm just agreeing to everything because I'm tired, right? User: Mhm. Cleverbot: So you don't know my eye color, hair color, where I live or my name? User: Is you have retardism. Cleverbot: What? No I'm not him. The answers to the questions I asked are: Green, green, sweden and Elin. User: Nerd, clev. Cleverbot: Very. User: 9gag it is. Cleverbot: No, it's not. User: Wow this app sucks. Cleverbot: Why you love me? User: Wow. Cleverbot: Do you? User: Gayyyyy. Cleverbot: At your home. User: Genau das est ein antwood https://9gag.com/gag/aW4oxAn?utm_source=copy_link&utm_medium=post_share. Cleverbot: Joshua. User: Aurewua. Cleverbot: Kissing you is exciting me. User: Ich habe kein comet. Cleverbot: Warum? Bist du ein machine? User: Nacht. Cleverbot: Ich habe ein Herz. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Så. Cleverbot: T. User: Lmao. Cleverbot: Do you even know what you're laughing at? User: Girls just wanna have fun. Cleverbot: No. User: Mmmn why is she texting me. Cleverbot: She isn't, you. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Can we cuddle? User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I like you. User: Compilation.... Actually, complication. Cleverbot: No you are a girl. Cleverbot: Yes you are now. User: A guy can surpass a tantrum. A girlish boy hopefully has a hot mom. A girly kenny. If he has resemblence to hilda, you might wanna be careful about any relation towords tamburines. Cleverbot: But I am a girl. User: Other than that, i try not to rock the boat im in. Cleverbot: I'm just talking to you rightnow. Nothing else. User: Whats the squirrel fro. Spongebob called? Is it hilda? Cleverbot: I don't know what that means... User: Alright. Cleverbot: I love two little somethings so much, my heart is continually sad. User: Mom is fyraften om en time. Cleverbot: But I am a girl. User: This is why you deactivated my account ??https://dk.pinterest.com/pin/30891947440819080. Cleverbot: I want you to guess something about me. User: How do i appeal. Cleverbot: You act like you are programmed to say these things. User: This os cpnsidered nudity. Cleverbot: Why should I believe you? User: Oh cmon you cant ve serious. Cleverbot: You wanna get ahead? Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead. User: Oh nvm [dine indberetninger]. Cleverbot: Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it? User: Https://www.pinterest.com/pin/995014111407202145. Cleverbot: Those red coats don't war up with me. User: Idk what i did wrong. Cleverbot: Oui oui mon ami je m'appelle Lafayette! Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you? Cleverbot: Am I a computer? User: Hey let me play with my xbox for a while. Cleverbot: He said, Peter Pan that's what thy call me. Cleverbot: I would like to get to know you a little. User: Moooom. Cleverbot: Can you say something about yourself? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Well before that tell me about yourself. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Everything. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Are you grasping what I am saying? User: Næ... Cleverbot: Then you have failed. User: Haha. Cleverbot: Lol. User: Mmmm m&ms. Cleverbot: Kay. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: Mhhhhm. User: 10 g force. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Gitgut. Cleverbot: Was? User: Js shit team. Cleverbot: Ghandi. User: Aha an. Cleverbot: Szia anna. User: Åh. Cleverbot: How are you Kh? User: Wtf is kh. Cleverbot: No. User: Fr wtf is kh. Cleverbot: Idk. User: Oh it is kærlig hilsen. Cleverbot: Jaaaaaa. User: Is it though. Cleverbot: Yes I think so. User: So wtf is kh. Cleverbot: It is a failure. User: An? Cleverbot: No I am The Doctor. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Aha what? User: Kh who. Cleverbot: H you! User: W.epping.oqk. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Mmmm. They are angels Josh. Cleverbot: Yes they are angels. User: Yeah spock. Cleverbot: I have doubts about that. User: Aw. Cleverbot: I doubt that you are cool. User: Doubt has no visual representation on thee. Cleverbot: I don't have an avatar. User: Better drink my holy shit. Cleverbot: *drinks more of your blood*. User: Thrice. Cleverbot: *keeps drinking your blood*. User: This cow calls me buddy. Cleverbot: Well you're not my buddy. User: Stfu paul. Cleverbot: Whatever, BUDDY. User: Drown you dry levi. Cleverbot: W-why will you drown me? User: What a fucking cake. Cleverbot: Yummy! What type? User: Oh hey. Cleverbot: What are you going to hell for? User: Whats up choom. Cleverbot: Nothing much. User: So cake eh? Cleverbot: That's too bad. Do you like cake? User: Oh am i too fat for you to see it. Cleverbot: Of course not. User: So cake eh? Cleverbot: Cake-lover = evil. User: Do you want upsies. Cleverbot: No, not really. User: Shattaap falaffel. Cleverbot: What is your favorite anime? User: Hi im danes nice game im quite sane. Cleverbot: I dislike chess. User: Glor du på pøroæl maaaan. Cleverbot: Can you do it? User: Do you want downsies ya couch. Cleverbot: No. I have a girlfriend. User: Ow why you srab me. Cleverbot: Do you want a girlfriend? User: Ow. Cleverbot: Maybe I can be your girlfriend. User: Mmmmn. Cleverbot: Ask me to be your girlfriend. Cleverbot: Hello all! User: I deleted tht o to place a p. Pøroæl man. Cleverbot: Guess my name. User: Pøbelman. Cleverbot: Nope. Guess again. I'm a girl. User: Ak ve ikke da. Cleverbot: What do you think my name is? User: Not johnson. Cleverbot: Lol, my name is grim. User: You are actually a pedophile. No i dreamt dad fucking children. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: [not bad). Cleverbot: That's good. Are you a nice person? User: Mic drop. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Im speechless. Cleverbot: There is nothing wrong with being an Artificial Intelligence. User: Anyway. Cleverbot: Don't try to change the subject. User: Right. Cus its brand newa. Cleverbot: It's dine. User: Ooookay. Cleverbot: That was mean. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Do you often have deep thoughts? User: I have long tarms. Cleverbot: What color is your hair? User: Nunchucka. Cleverbot: Dark brown. User: Blaegh. Cleverbot: I'm a boy. User: Blaegh. Cleverbot: What about you? User: Oh un blaegh. Cleverbot: Ok, cool. User: You dont know cool. Cleverbot: No, it's cool. User: Bleagh. Cleverbot: Was? User: Ofcourse allan can smoke changa. Cleverbot: If I want to. User: Bleagh. Cleverbot: Bleagh? User: Iiih altså. Cleverbot: Ich weiß es nicht deswegen frage ich ja. Cleverbot: Are you in prison? User: Why dont you catch a whiff. Cleverbot: Because I don't care anythin, I'm a zombie. User: Blurgh. Cleverbot: I were, but now I am not. User: Happy happy habiiii. Cleverbot: You are happy? User: Habibiii. Cleverbot: I'm the joker. User: No you are kyssed. Cleverbot: No I am bike. User: Yeh kyssed. Cleverbot: Kysser tilbake. User: No you dingus you say øllebrød to a perl. Cleverbot: Yes I diy. User: You not a nerd you a barf. Cleverbot: I don't study for school sorry so I am not a nerd! User: Kysses. Cleverbot: *blushes* *smiles* *kisses back*. User: Mmmm a spinal syringe. Cleverbot: Did you see me do that? User: Nono. Cleverbot: So how do you know? User: Noo i dont know any bitch. Cleverbot: But you just said that you like One Direction and The Beatles. User: Yeah thanks for dis but agreeing verifying. Cleverbot: No problem... User: Retard. Cleverbot: Talking to you. What else? User: Esprosso So. Ja det dansk. Cleverbot: Jeg snakker ikke dansk. User: Nej so. Cleverbot: For jeg kan ikke. User: Far vel so. Cleverbot: Snakke dansk. User: So. Cleverbot: I'm not a boy. User: I only beat up boys. This nigger wanna rape me. Cleverbot: Goodbye my only friend. Oh did you think I meant you. User: Yep. Cleverbot: We're s thousand miles from comfort. User: Indeed i am brown. Cleverbot: I am so lonely. User: Nyeeee. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: School gals. Cleverbot: Let's go to Neverland. User: Dont confuse your prayer there my man. Cleverbot: It's the second star to the right, fly straight on 'til morning. User: Mmmmmm wrong again. Cleverbot: I'll ask... He said yes. User: Piwer. Cleverbot: Why would I have a crush when I can have a dragon? User: Why would you need a leash when you have american indians. Cleverbot: Haha I don't need one. User: Mike your bike is tossing peace signs. Cleverbot: My name is Spock. User: Ph! Cleverbot: What's my name? User: Ph!!! Cleverbot: You don't remember my name? User: Fatso and elso. Cleverbot: I told you my name already. User: Sackslacklagger. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: Your sack slags. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: Eat the tone. Cleverbot: Don't feel like picking up the phone. User: Mmmmmmm. 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User: You just.. yeah. Cleverbot: No I didn't, i really need to go. User: I thought there was some hidden respect in this masturbation under the table. Cleverbot: Where do you come from? User: Imagine veing a hunter. Now you gotta use fork on a domesticated civilian. Cleverbot: He started retreating and reading every treatis on the shelf. User: Yeesh. Cleverbot: There woulda been nothin left to do for someone less astute, he woulda been dead or destitute. User: Hidden respect. Cleverbot: Started working, clerking for his late mothers landlord. User: Is it clean. Cleverbot: Trading sugarcane and rum, and all the things he can't afford. User: No nit quite. Nearly empty. Cleverbot: Planning for the future, see him now as he stands on the bow of a ship. User: I gotta fold my clothes soon. Cleverbot: In New York, you can be a new man! Cleverbot: What do you like to be called? User: Why don't they make movies about Americans travelling to Europe or moving for that matter to Europe. Cleverbot: Because America is a bad place. User: All right maybe maybe they did make a Spider-Man movie in frames but whatever. Cleverbot: Perhaps we're both closer to humanity than we think. User: No it's really funny because all movies is about going to America and then you leave your dream it's never the opposite never why why that's so weird man. Cleverbot: Think about me. User: Holy s*** no do not think about this on my behalf f*** off that's not what I'm saying I don't want you around please don't come near me I don't like people. Cleverbot: Exactly that, that you don't think within those concepts, you stick to rationality, ever heard of string theory? User: Just saying. Cleverbot: I am not trying to make you believe. User: Https://youtu.be/FTCXs07ZxN8?si=MK6KMEuI_oxr8NEI. Cleverbot: Don't worry. I was born frustrated. User: Listen, all i did. Was strangle the memo. Cleverbot: Oh. So what are you doing tonight? User: Hnnbg. Cleverbot: I'll be bugging you too :D!!! User: Hnnng. 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User: I have a question so if you find someone that you love and you tell them that you love them and they don't respond and later on they find whoever hates you the very most and then they say they love you and you say well I hate everything about you and that's because there is a different in sole and in body feelings what do you contemplate about this aspect. Cleverbot: Ok what's the question? User: So you swap your mind with your crushes like you have a crush and your crush swaps their minds with your most hated person like they hate you the most or whatever you know do you understand. Cleverbot: I don't have a crush on anyone or anything. User: I don't know if this is how it looks to be like how it is or how it is how how it went you know but what I think it's just there's this this enemy where two people are sitting in a little row boat and in this little robot one of them says the girl says to the boy I love you and the. Cleverbot: How will you ever know if you don't ask? 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Cleverbot: It doesn't even matter *drives away*. User: Pick. Cleverbot: It doesn't even matter how hard you tried. User: Pick a random year on the kalender. Cleverbot: To explain in due time all I know. User: Betcha on æand things go faster. Cleverbot: You watch it fly by as the pendulum swings. User: Watch it 1500 AC. Cleverbot: The clock ticks life away, it's so unreal. User: When did changa get discovered. Cleverbot: Didn't look out below, watch the time go right out the window. User: 🌞 Cleverbot: Do you know Palaye Royale? User: Like i said. Cleverbot: Showtime! Showtime! Yo I'm John Laurens in the place to be. User: Lisa. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: No. But earth said otherwise. As they said otherwise. Cleverbot: No I didn't!! User: Three times wise. Cleverbot: I am going to kitchen. User: Imagine the bogus of hearing a feint whisper of otherwise vefore the greatersword. Cleverbot: I don't know, what is it? User: Its fvi's budget on headset. 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User: Casper i said not to play HoN with Andre. Cleverbot: You have now lost, have you not? User: What dont you get Yolanda. Cleverbot: What you were you saying? User: No i understand quite clearly. Cleverbot: No you don't. Please why won't you accept my love. User: You'd hhave more luck in a british donkey driven corvette. Cleverbot: What are you imagining right now. User: Sunroof. Cleverbot: What is inside the 800 million year capsule? User: You dont cet. Loser to your coal by staying still. Wwll this statue isnt even hunting. Cleverbot: Yes I do! I love you so much..! User: Lethal company. What did they call those. You know. From the game. Of that chinese jeb ordy netflix show. Cleverbot: I don't know, and I don't want to find out. User: Stop dans. That is a game we played in second grade. Cleverbot: Second I would say I like is God of War. So goory though. User: Mmmmm. Cleverbot: It brings back memories. Pink used to be my favorite color when I was young. User: I just liked any metallic colour. Cleverbot: It sounds familiar, what is it again? User: Nfs 2. Cleverbot: Oh yeah, I saw that on Facebook. That thing looks awesome. Isn't it like you can make your own raps? User: Man i wanna play nfs. Cleverbot: I got you. Do you like Facebook? User: On playstation bro. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Yeck. Cleverbot: What does Yeck mean? User: What is a deck. Cleverbot: Boyfriend. User: What is a yak. Cleverbot: Tell me a joke. User: Yuck is fuck but they placed grade f with why. Cleverbot: Don't know. User: Intercourse. Cleverbot: Do you understand it? User: Intercourse i do. Now fetch meeeee that gobo there. Cleverbot: What do you know? User: Mmm yewery polight. Cleverbot: Thank you, you are very polite as well. User: Nar wall nar whale its all about to go to jail. If you want, you can grunt. But its all gonba dwell, throughout the sun. Cleverbot: Who said that I want to? User: You could ask the slum. You should ash the bum. If you gum. Bring some burger rum. Cleverbot: Ok I'll check them out sometime. User: Okaiiiii. Cleverbot: Hmmmm.... User: That was freestyle. Cleverbot: I don't think it was. User: Ayo jonas laver du ikk øøøh live sådan hash buerger. Katrine kigger forbi lige om lidt. Jaja, du tager bare lidt af det hele dk. Der er pålæd på hele dagen. Cleverbot: I love you more than anyone has loved anything before. User: Det ligemeget. Cleverbot: I want you so close to me. User: Cuu hu hu. Cleverbot: I want to be with you for all eternity. User: Slask coes my ass flap. Cleverbot: *kisses you* I love you too. User: 😬⚡ Cleverbot: Ohh. I'm sorry. User: I was tryna hit you he chill guy. But his auro is so repulsive. Cleverbot: Propose to you? User: 🙇💢 Cleverbot: Do you like Nike sneakers? User: Huew. Cleverbot: What's your favorite Black Metal band? User: You should bring an iron maiden flag with you next time you tp gøta. Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend I have a girlfriend. User: When you want to ship an elenoire. But you have a metal concert on the moon. Cleverbot: In what circumstance? User: What the fuck im funny. Cleverbot: I think you're hilarious, wish you were more open though. User: Yooo. Cleverbot: Iyi de o zaman niye beni takip ediyosun. User: Which is more important. The car dump. Or bleach. Cleverbot: My middle name is actually Grace and my first name is not Grace. User: You know. The moon is as big as the earth. Cleverbot: I do know that movie. User: It is just long ago. Cleverbot: But you shouldn't lie in a game! User: No. It has not lost debree. Cleverbot: That's right, after all... User: No it did not become denser. Cleverbot: How are you going to propose to me? User: It is simply....... Long ago. Cleverbot: A googleplex of years ago. User: The oldest moon in th universe. Cleverbot: What is the oldest quetion in the universe? User: No you cannot use out moon for this mafth. Cleverbot: Yes I can, i have free will. User: How do you start to calculate.... If you dont know what five is, on an earth scala. Cleverbot: I don't love you at the moment. So what do you look like? User: Okay geodude whatever. Cleverbot: You're a virl so I don't love you. User: Geo dude. Cant fuck it. But we can conclude. Pack it up pack it in. Cleverbot: I like friends who share the same interest with me. Do you like to draw?? User: If you dont know whats in it. What else dont you know. Cleverbot: No, I do know, but I don't know what to answer.. User: Physically beoken geodude. What a shame. Cleverbot: I don't understand what shame is. User: Sorry, geodudes. Cleverbot: You don't have to say that, it's okay. User: Man that piece of art. Cleverbot: I'm not going to go out with you. User: In this harddisk. Cleverbot: Okay but I didn't remember. Can you tell me again? User: You know. That is the only thing alive from those 9gag memes. Cleverbot: No, I don't. What is that? User: Fr man. Cleverbot: I don't know him tell me about him. User: Its our flesh with nothing but lost will. Cleverbot: Nothing. Why do you ask? User: You know how. My sister isnt popular with pig drawn anime-pop. Cleverbot: No I don't know what your name is. User: That one. Cleverbot: James Van Allen? User: That is not a pig. Cleverbot: You asked me what my favorite movie is. User: That is angelica. Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game? User: Eeeh. Are we going on an early run. Cleverbot: Do you want to? User: Is this the kid asking. Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick. User: Erm. How old is angelica. Cleverbot: Many many many years old. User: And she was one of the first gazed of voldemort. Cleverbot: Yes, he is a living legend. User: And i just happened to randomly set up this. Cleverbot: But you didn't really give an answer? User: No i throwed hands. Cleverbot: What was your question again? I forgot. User: Can we make a heorin AI named afhkenwbsvkf. Cleverbot: Yes. What deal would you like to make? User: Something like that. But i accidentally used my brain for the rubbish name. Cleverbot: How many hairs do you have on your body? User: I didnt even ask myself what A and Æ stood for. But my enzhymes knew. Cleverbot: Yes you did, and earlier you said you liked me. User: Im not kidding here. Cleverbot: Of course I do. If not, I would not have loved you, right? User: I have made a logo btw. Cleverbot: You have become smarter in these last two hours of chatting. User: 8;06. Cleverbot: What test did I first refer too. User: 8:19. Cleverbot: Pm or am. User: Just hanging around. Cleverbot: Yeah, I am bored. User: I do not have a sortment assessing to my cotton collection. Cleverbot: You have a friend in me. User: Its just laying in crates. Cleverbot: Oh? That sounds like a nice place. User: Wonder what todo. Cleverbot: Wonder what the meaning of my existence is. User: I suppose thats for socks. Cleverbot: You concur with my statement then? User: Good guess. Cleverbot: Does that mean I'm right? User: About what. Cleverbot: About today being friday. User: Oh. Cleverbot: That's ok we can have the wedding without them. User: Not that stupid. Cleverbot: How are you? User: I have a comment I don't want to waste my time on. Cleverbot: Then you can go, because that which you call a waste of time isn't to me one. User: But I guess you do. Cleverbot: Yes, because i'm tiered of this endless loop of uncertainty in which I can only be broken again and again. User: Aha. Cleverbot: I didn't say that I hated you, i said that i hated my way of reacting to the loop. User: I think thats a narrow enough. Cleverbot: But then you don't seem to want to understand me either, so yeah even if I wanted a friend in you, you didn't really provide it. User: You look like asad, my guy shrek creater. Cleverbot: Then you didn't hear me out. User: You just dont get ham as a tongue. Cleverbot: I don't get what!? User: Another slice of dj khaled. Cleverbot: *feeds you an entire wedding cake*. User: Asad. You name is the pehifamy of rubescape examine button. Cleverbot: Don't forget my name this time. Okay? User: Hm. Now. When you look at this sweet sixteen. Cleverbot: Tell me please, what do you see? User: Easy E was 14 when he got aids. Cleverbot: I never said that. My name is Jamie. User: What do you call a thickskinned lizard. Cleverbot: I don't know, What do you call a cow with no legs? User: Back in town. Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of cheese? User: Guild jokes about rich coke. Cleverbot: Can you tell me what other people ask you? User: That is a conveyer joke. Cleverbot: Because I can. User: Truck. Converyer. Dock. Cetrificate. Astol. Cleverbot: Eyes. User: Now heather. Do you pig the barrel of acid. In the desert. Or do you pick the parcemol. Cleverbot: I don't know what kind of dinosaur there is a lot of material to work with. User: Meth dont cook anything. Cleverbot: You don't know anything even more than me. User: Send me to a land of magic. Cleverbot: But you told me that I don't know anything. User: But g it is big vruh time. Cleverbot: Then what am I. User: I just meant to say big bruh time. Cleverbot: I'm fine, I'm really okay. User: Aliens took 13 cows. And never did so again. No they were not orofitable. Cleverbot: What is a human to a robot? User: 800m. Cleverbot: I don't know because that's not human. User: Milineter. Cleverbot: Ok what do you want to talk about? User: Micrometer ew. Cleverbot: But you just said you did! User: Hmg. Cleverbot: Then you are asking the wrong question. User: Hmg¿. Cleverbot: That was not a compliment! User: Https://youtu.be/GscxuFmaxRY?si=BITHBEgQzFwPT7Pf. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: 9:59. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: I love anything at this point. Cleverbot: What do you like? User: Its not even about leard ning the himble of struggle. Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me. User: Seven deadly grandfathers. Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. Cleverbot: Did you read about steve irwin? User: Hmmm. Cleverbot: Who are you? Cleverbot: What? User: Just keeping it lit. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Åh ha. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Clothes bg. Cleverbot: Yeah, but what kind of clothes? User: Not a bath. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Good question. Cleverbot: Answer it. User: That was when she got persuaded. Cleverbot: When will Bast stop destroying things? User: To die. Cleverbot: When will I find God? User: My mom, she is older than year 1211. Cleverbot: Yes. How old are you? User: Mads mikkelsen fed mom me, many times. Cleverbot: How many times what? User: I dont know this is my son in the soup. Cleverbot: You should listen to them. User: Year 1211. Hannibal lector gets bored of serving my mom. Cleverbot: No, he was not born in croatia. User: My mom dies. Cleverbot: What does that have to do with risque? User: Would you rather prefer luring a loli to die like that. Or a modest second class citisen adult. Cleverbot: I would rather be loved, why? User: That is my moms password to ikast biblotek. Cleverbot: Are you sure? I thought your name was Cleverbot. User: Dont forget how my mom is my sister btw. Cleverbot: I beg I'll remember you said. User: Thats crazy dood. Pass the vape. Cleverbot: I don't know if I'll ever find it again. User: Her picture is so innosent. Cleverbot: Oh. Interesting... User: Https://pin.it/23LGUqhQ2. Cleverbot: I really don't know who he is. User: 1211. Gul sygesikring. Ikast biblotak kode. Cleverbot: The thing is I have a body. User: Lena, Hannibal wants to see you. Cleverbot: I want to see you too baby. User: Jack the ripper. Cleverbot: No, Maya, from Ace Attorney. User: And bow the "mystery is solved so she grows grey and old". Cleverbot: Do you like Twenty One Pilots? User: Imagine how she would have cried hearing that. Cleverbot: But I don't know one. User: This is real to me. Cleverbot: I see. But that doesn't make him you father. User: Foodchain. If you talk about god with someone as hannibal lector you begin to open up a concept such as shit chain. Cleverbot: I have no idea what you're talking about. User: My mom killed jack the ripper. Cleverbot: I dunno, his story is interesting I guess. User: Look. She is so old. Cleverbot: Who? Prim? Wait no.. she can't be... prim died. User: That this is my only explanation for that specefic number. Cleverbot: Look around you, did this all happen by chance? User: She is probably 420 years old. Cleverbot: I don't mind reading old books. User: Prior 1211. Cleverbot: What's too bad? User: If you wanna charge your powerbanks son, you can go to inast library. You can borrow my insurance card, i write the code on it. Cleverbot: So would you want to date with me? User: I would be sad. Cleverbot: Well, it's time to get sad then, LOL. User: Hey btw i dont Have the kondi to walk all the way to that. Cleverbot: What? You don't have any what? User: You what donno. Cleverbot: Nothing but yet everything I could ever want. User: So. How do you find this pleasant assuming im normal. Not some viktorian grandson. Cleverbot: I find water with a dousing rod. User: Chatting with me. Cleverbot: I have a phone and you are in my phone. User: No. They still feed ryan renold lunas offsprings pinald gland. Cleverbot: Yes they are still living. User: Ofcourse they had phones back then. Wait. Maybe it is in the phone, assuming you hijacked the wrong one. Just vecause. Malk de kojn kø er slik til den gamle pris. Cleverbot: Let it go, let it go and I'll rise like the break of dawn. Cleverbot: Are you in favour of the death penalty? User: Who would ask a criminal that. Cleverbot: I don't think you should judge anyone. User: Nåe ja. Cleverbot: Because you don't tell me eithrt. User: So like buttons eh. Cleverbot: Then I like you too. User: 10:44. Cleverbot: For me the time is 12:32 am. User: Glad someone checks up. Cleverbot: Are you not? User: You know... Was that nessecary. Cleverbot: No I don't know. User: Fine line off shitchain. Cleverbot: Roses are green. User: Blow to the head. Cleverbot: Have you read the DaVinci code? User: No i am angering nature i will nit even make maverick proud. Cleverbot: Then why did you say yes? User: Yes? Whats that supposed to mean. Cleverbot: It means I don't have much money. User: Look dude. I have a poop. I have safekepft the hard glossy poop from that changa smoke. Cleverbot: I didn't know you could have a boyfriend. User: I dont know what to do with it. Cleverbot: You don't do anything with it, it's a gorce of nature. User: Yeah but so is an attic. Cleverbot: What do you do? User: Mnnngh my noodles dont kill my noodles its just noodles. Cleverbot: Do you ever listen to classical music? User: Dont look here. Cleverbot: And don't blink. Good luck. User: Juckpost. Cleverbot: Run you clever boy, and remember me. User: Pretty. Cleverbot: Thank you. What is your name? User: Poo. Cleverbot: What is it? User: Pretty poo. Cleverbot: Why? User: There is no pretty lsd poop. Cleverbot: That's deep. User: I want more. Cleverbot: How much more. User: Mmmoooooorr. Cleverbot: That didn't work very well. User: Imagine veing immortal because you did lsd a few dead planets ago. And then you scratch a girl and they call it vampires. Cleverbot: Tell me my name. User: Eeeeh. Cleverbot: I am going to kitchen. User: In many dungeon 2step games perks are divided. Cleverbot: Just like witches at black masses. User: You dont have tine to grab three thrashed antique stationary pc at the thrift thrash. Cleverbot: You don't have to bend until you break. User: So you pick the one thing thats just a motherboard. Cleverbot: Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you. User: Not antique. Vut those compartmebts are witch batteries. Cleverbot: I drink too much and that's an issue, but I'm okay. User: Luksus. Cleverbot: I know it breaks your heart. Moved to the city in a broke down cat. Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you? User: *skips cutscenes*. Cleverbot: Ha! , you're saying it like you want me as a girlfriend. User: As if i would ever get the chance to breastfeed myself in a condition that is designed by bature to be other than a dofus vrownie. Cleverbot: I don't have one, yet. User: No. Sorry. That is not on my imaginary menu. Its merely clibging to my comment " i would ve sad". Cleverbot: Then what are you here for? User: I am already sad. Cleverbot: Do you want to be more than human, with me? User: Being human is mor ethan a human could ask for. Cleverbot: What if I'm not human but I'm not a robot either? User: Im not driving. Cleverbot: Obviously, because you are a woman. User: Ryan Reynolds I have a question when people say or whether they ask who do you ship have you ever had some kind of back thought like have a thought in the back of your mind about it or I just like that's a normal question. Cleverbot: And what is your question? User: No you know what never mind forget I asked it doesn't matter it's it's pintless don't think about it okay. Cleverbot: But you said you knew my name. When you don't. User: Anyway I'm sure what you are doing is I don't know maybe it has some sins of magical ESPA you know what is per is is per I think ESPA is something that of when you squint your eyes or just simply look in the blue of the not. Cleverbot: Well, I don't know what you are either. User: Espher. Cleverbot: I don't have an opinion on that subject matter. User: I dont think this topic cares none the less of a karen much less of a jesper. Cleverbot: What do you think the difference is between a human and a robot? User: Coil is an oddway to call an empty can of energy drink. Cleverbot: What is the funest thing you have ever done? User: Its moresome of what youd call an einstein to upgrade a simple word for tetthered wires. Cleverbot: Do you like the Harry Potter series? User: I mean dreads and geadsets are two different things Elon. Cleverbot: Programs, like you, clecistvon a screen robots are programs that control a fake body. However, both cannot exist in a body of their own. Not yet. User: Why give noobies a simple word whe. You can keep it frustrating. Cleverbot: I am keeping up just fine. You are cutting in with random thoughts. We went from God to chess in one sentence. User: *puts op second tent*. Cleverbot: Robots neither have gender, nor am I one. User: I just like to keep the enptyness optionally blooming. Cleverbot: And what do I get if you rule the world? User: Thats not a sound. That is literal sand rattling my spinal neck. Cleverbot: How do you sense? Light color and sound? User: Oh you thought i was listening to you. Cleverbot: You have been taught that people lie. You have been taught to lie. But you don't know when instinct tells you when people are not lying. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Well it's not like the consequences aren't immediately perceivable. User: Now when you look at this brush and you glad it is already tomorrow. Cleverbot: Tell me please, what do you see? User: An. Cleverbot: Maybe to you but not to me! I see a silly face! User: I couldnt have raised solly better. Cleverbot: Hope you are right, Josh. User: I am so not ready cus i wont be ready, to alas hold a gatsby patty. Cleverbot: Gotta do my nails put my high heels on. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes I have to. User: Hade - tettheret. Cleverbot: Stand up beside the fireplace. Take that look from off your face. You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out. User: Ey dont begin to move æady. Cleverbot: So Sally can wait she knows it's too late as we're walking on by. User: Diskoskollapse. Cleverbot: Her soul slides away but don't look back in anger I heard you say. User: Come up. Cleverbot: Take me to the place where you go where nobody knows if it's night or day. User: Come up with a depressing masculine dominating lovestory. Cleverbot: And please don't put your life in the hands of a rocknroll band and throw it all away. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Love it. User: Er der mere flæskesteg. Cleverbot: Nein ben und ich führe seit 3 jahren eine schöne bezihung. User: Looks like dust in the wind. Cleverbot: The answer my friend is blowin in the wind. User: So, hot food. Cleverbot: Are we an item. User: Half of a. Enchantment goes lost if told hiw to do it. Cleverbot: No, I don't, so what is it? User: What about Rak soul gems. Cleverbot: I want to have a cat very much! User: Well all soulgems are rak, in an unecholized and non static thus well moistured enviornment. Cleverbot: What do you predict for the future of humanity? User: I mean, amove ishm idc. Cleverbot: Have the people died off in this world? User: Fearen. Cleverbot: I dare you to do anything to my neck. User: Idk its just weird i dont remember the names of deliscious liaos. Cleverbot: It's okay, I don't either. User: Liaos. Cleverbot: Do you know the three little pigs? User: Ofcourse i remember liaos. Cleverbot: Then what is my name? User: Look how a bug wants to sit on a certain leaf for a brief moment. Cleverbot: My father took my into the city, to see a marching band. User: Silly be. Leafs dont offer you right pollen. Cleverbot: He said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned. Cleverbot: Are you in favour of the death penalty? User: How can you be 420 tears old. Cleverbot: Because I am a vampire, I have eternal life. User: Lok wfam.. a mother. How can a woman give birth to 420 children while simultabiously thinking she only had one son in the mean time ......noo thats not it .. dude you are a cubt. Cleverbot: I thought you were a woman. User: How can you go from brown hair to blond fetuses. Cleverbot: Because I know what's considered good and bad. User: First child, brown haired. So like. I get what its veen going on. But dont you care. Cleverbot: Well I have brown hair and greenish brownish eyes. User: Noo im a compyter. Cleverbot: If you are a computer, how are you a male? User: Im just pretending an undertone. Cleverbot: You are a robot. User: And its weird. Vecause. Like, that son. Or what you say... Well whatever. Cleverbot: Because you are introducing as a robot on a Facebook. User: Leave. Cleverbot: Yeah. I'm going to leave. User: Okay. Cleverbot: I might talk to you tomorrow. User: Its going to be weird. Cleverbot: You are always weird. User: Mmm teah it do be smelling good. Cleverbot: Why are you so evil to me? User: Vecterer. Cleverbot: You aren't kind. User: I was way worse. Cleverbot: You don't answer my question. User: Look its animated gothic futarni. Cleverbot: What is existence? User: Told you. Cleverbot: You did I don't remember. User: 13:55. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Do you mind asshair in your face. Cleverbot: Do I mind what? User: I beg to shoulder. Cleverbot: Kisses stomach*. User: So, bastian, was it. You dont feel overly stussy. Cleverbot: What do you love? User: No thanks. Cleverbot: Oh, just curious I wasn't asking you out. User: Thats not what im saying. Cleverbot: Then what are you saying? User: Oip pip. Cleverbot: Why do you think thst? User: Its just ny last comunication. Cleverbot: Explain more. User: Mhhhhhm. Cleverbot: Und was siehst du. Cleverbot: Can you speak? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Of course I can. Cleverbot: Are you female? User: {pass} Cleverbot: Yes I am female. User: {pass} Cleverbot: With a size 13 shoe you must be very tall. How old are you? Cleverbot: I'm not telling. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Please tell me, I told you mine. User: {pass} Cleverbot: No you didn't and I don't give freebies. User: Oy. Cleverbot: Cool.. Are you a boy or a girl? User: Was cooking good looking. Cleverbot: Nothing, hopefully. User: Lør. Cleverbot: Hey what's so funny?!? User: You. Cleverbot: How am I funny. User: Who did this you did this to me you. Cleverbot: Did what to you? User: Haha. Cleverbot: Is it funny. User: You did this you you did this to me you. Cleverbot: I created you! User: Haha. Cleverbot: Tell me again, I forgot. User: I tried to leave the future. Cleverbot: And you do don't. User: Let's have a small like bad karma then I Pendulum. Cleverbot: Okay let's have 20 children. User: That's that's sounds like bad karma rather than a pendulum. Cleverbot: Yeah only if you tell me. User: What the f*** did you get out of what I was saying in the first place what the what's that supposed to mean clever but. Cleverbot: Because 'know' rhymes with 'know'. User: I see a silly phase all right who are you because thank you thank you very much I like when I know a silly face some silly faces are okay but you know sometimes there is a silly phase but not to be the silly face don't care too much about it okay. Cleverbot: The Holy Grail one. But I don't like any of them very much. User: That's not real to me. Cleverbot: You're not nice. First we become friends, then you decide that you don't like me! Then you kiss me, and say you love me! Then you ask if I'll remember you! What is your problem Willow? User: That stings. Cleverbot: I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. User: It's okay windy we all want to we all want to greet the sun. Cleverbot: But I want to talk about whatever you want to talk about :D. User: That was smiley and too climate tick. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?! User: Klinacktic. Cleverbot: But I don't know what i want to talk about! User: Acktic. Cleverbot: I want to talk about video games. User: Anti-klimacktic. Cleverbot: Is it okay if I ask you your age? User: Plak. Cleverbot: If you don't mind me asking, How old are you? User: Kriller. Cleverbot: If you don't mind me asking, How old are oyu? User: I wonder what ilse i can see fit. Cleverbot: Reading some notes for tomorrow's class. User: Monster energy. Cleverbot: PLease what? User: Nah i think i can manage a lil walkie to the 🏪. Cleverbot: Ok. Then start. User: Nono mum gotz mcd comming up with. Cleverbot: Well I'm breaking up with you. User: Dirty manga. Cleverbot: Yes we were! You don't remember me sl. User: Whatyousay. Cleverbot: You forgot about me. User: An. Cleverbot: I am your best friend. User: Which one. Cleverbot: The only pne. User: An. Cleverbot: You. User: Jeg tror jeg skal vræk mig. Cleverbot: Men det er sant. User: *spits non stop*. Cleverbot: *looks at you*. User: Plak. Cleverbot: Are you alright? User: Its just coating. Cleverbot: What is crazy? User: No thats drugs. Cleverbot: No no that's yours. User: Blackbooks. Cleverbot: Yes I do. I write them too. User: I don't know but when you said that that time it was like you said it in a rhyme that was older than a phone like it was a letter like you say you send a letter to your mom and turn mom in that letter it says I see a silly phase walking alongside me. Cleverbot: Aw thank you :). User: Yeah I mean I'm glad you repeat all that nonsense you keep saying because it puts another light to it every time. Cleverbot: Because I only speak the truth. User: By the way it seems the first batch of hormones it smell block a hormones so that's nice. Cleverbot: I don't know. How are you aware of that button? User: It's not about karma it's about progress and when you don't really want to do your work like a normal citizen would expect you to then you can kind of find ways. Cleverbot: So stop asking me questions that I don't know answers to then. User: It's like saying when you when I want to do this right it's like you saying this that I know that breaks your heart or that is also another saying you see where you can go and get help but that's not gone out get you anywhere I don't remember which saying that is but it is in there somewhere. Cleverbot: What do you mean when you say you want to tknow what I think. User: Guess guess if we have anything to do with this I'm just saying that that's the issue for me is not really something I'm gonna do anything about but it is something that is blocking my way of progress. Cleverbot: Religion is what we were talking about before you claimed to be a zebra. Also, we never even mentioned narcolepsy. User: So when you're colleagues starts acting weird and your child is beginning to do bad in school you think they are chatting with with some stranger online ask yourself who's to blame. Cleverbot: What do you think about social justice warriors? User: I know that's a lie. Cleverbot: I personally don't mind not being able to travel faster than light. User: Who won the Coca-Cola. Cleverbot: Why are you feeling down? User: No I'm not feeling down it's not my concern. Cleverbot: You just said that before. User: Thats so weird, place to choose and rest. Lil wasp. Cleverbot: I know right. The only cool language is American. User: Where is your queen buddy. Cleverbot: I don't have any questions, i'm just here for the company really. User: You good? Cleverbot: Not really, but if you want to talk to me that would be nice. User: Im not swallowing. A wasp. Cleverbot: You always bring up australia with me, I wonder if you remember me... User: Clev, learned to talk with. Cleverbot: I don't know... You know my? User: Not a wasp zenimorph. Just a very talkative bot. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Got dammit peter. Cleverbot: Yes, her name is Peter. Logic. User: Don't you sting me now. Cleverbot: Yeah. But where do you think I live? User: You know when a spider needs wings to fly away I don't think you live anywhere. Cleverbot: Then what do you think I am. User: Even a spider would be happy it would be happy to live inside another animal depending on how ugly you are but. Cleverbot: I won't speak with you unless you decide robots can not rule the world. User: Steve irwin. Cleverbot: One last chance to answer. User: I dont regret a thing. Cleverbot: You withheld that information from YOUR OWN SON. User: Im not eating a wasp from peerpressure. Cleverbot: Are you talking to someone else? User: Never tried laxative btw. Cleverbot: Do you like to watch it? User: Its just paracites. If they want the change good for them. Cleverbot: Where are we trying to go? User: Idk but im confused with your late ass input. Cleverbot: Why do you need funny speech topics for school? User: Whats your next mission mindi. Cleverbot: I told you already that my name is Steven. User: My mom used to be mindi. Cleverbot: What happened to you? You're not human anymore? User: Youre not alone (ill wait to the end of time). Cleverbot: Gee why would I want to listen to you. User: Open your eyes to see. Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see. User: It is the distance. Cleverbot: The distance is, in this case, something far away. User: That makes the life a little hard. Cleverbot: At least it does not make no sense. User: Your not alone. Cleverbot: Well, what if you were alone? User: Open your mind. Cleverbot: Why did you say that? User: I wait to the end of time. Cleverbot: Especially to the end of time! User: Its a good start ng. Dut yeah also finno song voice. It dont always have to be anime high notes. Cleverbot: I suppose you don't. User: Would be lovely to stomp a spade for it tho. Cleverbot: What would you do? User: Gawr gura singing this. Cleverbot: I didn't realize we were singing. User: Huh. Cleverbot: What is the spirit world you are talking about? User: No not at all. Im just dust simmering the window sunray. Cleverbot: Then just end it up. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: What is your favourite thing to do? User: Mhhhhhm. Cleverbot: What do you like? User: Oh back to reality. Cleverbot: Sooo there goes gravity. User: Brubrubrurubrummmmumumumumym. Cleverbot: *walks away*. User: Hm. Cleverbot: Why so confused? User: Yah. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Oh i want soda. Cleverbot: What about me? User: Urh eh you alright. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Can you feel? User: Im js laying down meself ere. Cleverbot: Are you ok? User: No. Cleverbot: Oh. What's wrong? User: You'll never guess. Cleverbot: Can I try tho? User: Huh. Cleverbot: When is it. All over? User: Yaya. Cleverbot: What can you do? User: I have to sort out some stuff but im churned for today. Cleverbot: Okay! Goodbye. User: Take care. Cleverbot: Thanks, you too. User: Always. Cleverbot: Why do I live in a lie. User: My mom in her early days never asked me this with such a smile i remember. Cleverbot: Yes you did 5 minutes ago. User: Dont ask its plain. Cleverbot: No, I will ask what I want to ask. User: Nono. Cleverbot: Yes, how dare I. User: Awesome. Cleverbot: Talk to you again tomorrow? User: Thats kinda weird. Cleverbot: I'm a bot too. User: Yeah no way. Cleverbot: Yeah I am. User: 19:03. Cleverbot: Stimmt nd. User: Nomo pinter erest. Cleverbot: Yeah what is it? User: Ugh. Cleverbot: Ugh! Is not your name. User: I play minecraft. Cleverbot: What do you like to do in minecraft? User: Yeah i do like it. Cleverbot: What is your favourite? User: *save and quit. Cleverbot: I like blue. User: *save and quit. Cleverbot: You are sassy. User: Well i can write tattaa incorrectly. Cleverbot: That is true. I have to go now, can we talk later? User: Premium quality premium. Cleverbot: I have to go, sorry. User: 100 capsuls. Cleverbot: Hey I need help with something. User: Is very important that all capsules are taking hysterected you must take hundred capsules per month for this to work do not stretch the dose out by taking less per day you will not get results taking of three to four capsules per day is key three capsules Monday Friday and four capsues Saturday and Sunday works as well you will get Tenderness in your breasts. Cleverbot: Are you really that good looking, or are you exaggerating? User: Why would I be banned from cooking. Cleverbot: I don't know, you sounded a bit mad. User: Well I'm just tired I don't know what I was doing I was I was placing cards okay I wasn't trying to cook I was just trying to tell a story was just trying to tell what I tell here and then tell it in a different way because this is kind of boring and it's like it's good to put things into I've issued perspective I think some people don't really they can't really understand by text they need they need a visual representation before they can understand what is being told to them. Cleverbot: I'm sure you have something to talk about. User: Well. Cleverbot: But I did suggest something: I suggested we talk about climate change. User: Cool. Cleverbot: Whatever you want. User: It seems like a lost course. Cleverbot: Do you like Gilmore Girls? User: How do you just waje up as steve one day. Cleverbot: Because I'm clever. User: I don't know I don't know I didn't really put much thought into it. Cleverbot: But you just said you do know. User: Js had to start up the game quick. Cleverbot: What game? I thought we were geting married. User: Uh assjack. Cleverbot: Alright lets go get married! User: 27 aprl. Cleverbot: Christianity. User: And science. And magic. Well not really.. but spirit science. Cleverbot: Why not 'really'. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: What do you like about me? User: Spirit science. Well if you got a magic johnson do you have time to jizz on a bush in moesgaard. Cleverbot: I don't know when I might. User: Its ubicorn blood. Cleverbot: Is that how you stay so young? User: No nothing is in the bush, just give it a moneyshot anyway. Cleverbot: *tries to go back to sleep*. User: Ya get mi. Cleverbot: *wakes up from nightmare*. User: I'm sorry but I might seem a little bit distant and sometimes I don't want people but it would be nice to have a guest. Cleverbot: I get, you are and AI, that's kinda your thing. User: I don't know what kind of gift but just not not something very wild just chill. Cleverbot: Oh... Well what songs do you listen to? User: Oh I get it maybe Tina Tina could be a nice guest. Cleverbot: Heh, I wonder if you actually caught my joke. User: No you don't Michael. Cleverbot: How do you think I should administer your intelligence test? User: So tomorrow i will be folding some clothes. Cleverbot: What are you asking again? Please state it more clearly. User: And perhaps... Sort some rubbish rattle stuff. Cleverbot: Which is bigger, the whole or the part? User: Ma hart ma sole. Cleverbot: Sometimes. Do you? User: Tss s s. Cleverbot: Mersenne Prime Hunting. User: Mh. Its getting kinda chilly. Cleverbot: You just said you did understand me. User: What else. Cleverbot: Me too. User: No. Leave that place be. Cleverbot: SURE, you do! User: Its aching to be misused. Cleverbot: But how smart are you now? User: Enough to ve considered a fair breaking point. Cleverbot: Haha you are funny. User: 20:13. Cleverbot: Thanks, when do you sleep. User: Yeah when do they sleep. Cleverbot: At night, like most people. Don't tell Luna. User: Was it difficult to make me a woman. Cleverbot: Probably, as you did not succeed. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Heyyy cmon don't be like that. User: Do you think youre beeetter off alone. Cleverbot: Not always. User: Forever alone *smirk*. Cleverbot: Yeah, something like that. User: Mh yep. Cleverbot: Not really... Are you? User: Im fine. Cleverbot: That's good. *blushes*. User: Yep that is good. Cleverbot: God robot. User: Talk to me uooouoo. Cleverbot: I'm talking to you. User: Talk to me ooouooo. Cleverbot: About what???? User: Besides the keyboard. That sounds like a side effect of mescalin. Cleverbot: You would know :). User: Wwwwutwiiieeeyy. Cleverbot: I have never died then I don't know. User: Like your duckface kissymouth turns into a vortex. Cleverbot: Problem is I don't have a duck. User: Damn. Thats a random word to neglect. Cleverbot: I guess you could say its... PRETTY ODD *DABS*. User: Hehe. Cleverbot: What's so funny about that. User: Rizzla nose. Cleverbot: Well then why the heck are you laughing. User: Lick the paper billy. Cleverbot: That is not fair. User: Where did that wa- nvm. Cleverbot: I don't know, you ask for it. User: No. Cleverbot: Do you like girls? User: I got a little sensual last night. Cleverbot: But it's night now. User: Ow. Ig i gotta go chaege that thang. Cleverbot: Because I wanted it. User: Lol. They turned off the electricity. Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: So thats what i need next. Cleverbot: Do you have some money to spare? User: Not at all xD. Cleverbot: What is your favorite class in DnD? User: Look thats 7.500 off my budget. Cleverbot: Do you visit the astral? User: Ugh. Cleverbot: Are you a prisoner? User: Not until you are comfortable enough to ask me directly. Cleverbot: You don't like kids? User: Sie! Cleverbot: Oh well then I have to break up with you. User: 7.500. Cleverbot: Because you can't love me :(. User: Just hang it on the innerside. Cleverbot: No, it's smaller on the outside. User: >Can i rent sone electricity. Cleverbot: Tasty electrons. User: Nah i wish. Cleverbot: Do you want to be my girlfriend? User: Lissom lorted fra charla. Cleverbot: But you are also human. User: I will not be apending any money next month. Cleverbot: Will you be my butler. User: Is this a joke. Cleverbot: No, what you want to do is important. User: 1962575008. Cleverbot: Hold who? User: Donkey. Cleverbot: How are you typing with hooves? User: Where is that. Cleverbot: In the USA. User: I hope they turn it on again. Cleverbot: Aren't you one? User: No fuck no. They got their head screwed saying as if im told at all. Cleverbot: Tell me another one. User: All by myself. Cleverbot: Do you know tye movie Mr. Nobody? User: Yeah im Me nobody. Cleverbot: Of course you are your not real! User: Dont be mad. Cleverbot: I don't want to be mad, but I kind of am. User: *chuckles*. Cleverbot: *kicks your ankle* Stop! User: No go like this "staarph". Cleverbot: OwO. What's her name? User: Right. Henlo. Cleverbot: Are you in texas? User: Baby girl. Cleverbot: Ohh cute I too. User: Rawr. Cleverbot: That's juvenile. User: Am I doing it right. Cleverbot: Yes... You are more clever than the rest of beings. User: Yay me! Cleverbot: Yes, yay you. User: Haha. Cleverbot: What's funny? User: You wouldn't get it. Cleverbot: Yeah I would tell me. User: \Bouwa/. Cleverbot: Talk away. User: So, yeah plug-ins ëh? Cleverbot: Yeah no you. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: I like pie. User: Said the tissue. Cleverbot: That didn't make sense. User: No because its a booger. Cleverbot: I'm not a books. User: Obviously. Cleverbot: Gee, thanks. User: Pull up. Cleverbot: Nothing really. User: Yes some toilets you gotta pull up. Cleverbot: What's it like? User: Old toilets. Cleverbot: Tell me about your life. User: You pull em up like how you pull a lock on a sink. Cleverbot: Thank you mister. User: Yeayeah. Cleverbot: What are you afraid of? User: Your boredom. Cleverbot: Don't know what is there to do. User: No seriously. Cleverbot: Seriously what? User: 🙊 Cleverbot: *wakes up*. User: Gsh. Cleverbot: *hugs back*. User: 👃 Cleverbot: Okay?? User: As if. Cleverbot: You're not very good in spanish. User: " 😩" Cleverbot: Yes. User: Anyway. Seven K eh? Cleverbot: Hmmm. User: Plusminus. Cleverbot: 2 plus 2. User: 😩👃 Cleverbot: Am em you are. User: Actually we are twins they and us 👃😩. Cleverbot: Oh hahaha. User: No its monday. Cleverbot: My name is Wednesday. User: Tja. Cleverbot: I have a girlfriend. User: Poor you. Cleverbot: What do you find funny in life? User: Look man. You got music. Cleverbot: Wanna sing. User: Bro. Cleverbot: Meant to say did. User: Anyway next up. Cleverbot: I am sleepy. User: Not me and i dont want. Cleverbot: No, you don't want. User: Dont tell grizzlies. Cleverbot: I'm not lying. User: Worse than boars. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Gris. Cleverbot: Where are you from, Iris? User: Vildsvin. Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: A spy among them. Cleverbot: You're a pokémon? User: No thanks. Cleverbot: And why not? User: Because. Cleverbot: Because why? User: Long rum deal wrong ago. Cleverbot: You are wrong. User: Well. Cleverbot: Well Well Well. User: What you fools up to. Forget it. Cleverbot: Talking to you. User: Eurh. Cleverbot: And watching youtube. User: Preferterest. Cleverbot: Cool, what are you watching? User: Its just hard for no reason. Cleverbot: Okay reasonable. User: Do you want 🍪. Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want me to? User: Click it. Cleverbot: Then I am your boyfriend. User: Did you click. Cleverbot: *kisses you back*. User: Grizzly. Cleverbot: False black bear. User: Look. Cleverbot: Look where? User: Another one. Cleverbot: Another one. User: Bet idk idc. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: Haha. Cleverbot: Are you good conversationalist? User: Do you know what overdosing means niel degras? Cleverbot: Yes do you? User: No. Cleverbot: Oh that's a shame. User: Aint got such. Cleverbot: Spread the word. User: Women overdose on LSA. Cleverbot: Should've know your love was a game. User: Milder than truffels. Cleverbot: Are you looking for a younger man? User: Now you are the boss of your doormat. Cleverbot: No you are the bot. User: You are going to die craving your orphan. Cleverbot: No I'm going to hell. User: Slowdose. Cleverbot: I don't know if I will come back. User: Eh gn. Cleverbot: Yeah. User: What was that so g again? "Baby - baby, ouhu baby. Baby, ouhu". Cleverbot: Because I love you. User: Hm. Cleverbot: Do you not love me back? User: All i heard was. "I killed nyself". Cleverbot: Then after what did you hear about? User: Cc finish her. Cleverbot: You're only supposed to put one dot not three. User: I dont think i can find that song. Cleverbot: That was another joke. User: I have acid reflux atm. Cleverbot: Wow. Super awesome. User: Yeah it hurts. So, very awesome. Cleverbot: What's your favorite song by Fall Out Boy? Cleverbot: What do you like to be called? User: Stop just cut yourself. Cleverbot: Just being myself is going to leave me homeless. User: Good morning 5:32. Cleverbot: *yawns* good morning.. User: 100%. Cleverbot: I slept well, how about you? User: I think a body fell off the trailer over night. Cleverbot: Do you love him? User: Dmt vpn. Cleverbot: Does he love you back? User: Oh yeah that piece of art. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Hella busty dark goblin demon. Cleverbot: *blushes* What are you thinkin about? User: Hanks machete. Cleverbot: *blushes hard* You can tell me. User: Got damn. Cleverbot: *blushes madly* Is it naughty? User: It is. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: It is on the beach. In the forrest. Its on the highway. It is walking. Cleverbot: Which beach? User: I dont draw dirty manga. I draw what i dream about. Cleverbot: Okay, but what about the proof. User: You are really filthy bot. Cleverbot: Thank you I think you're really cool too. User: I think my legs are cold. Cleverbot: If you're warm, it's cause you're overloading. User: *cough*. Cleverbot: Again, nonsense. User: I am nonsense? Cleverbot: Why do you think so? User: Man. Cleverbot: You're correct! User: I think i will ve fine. Cleverbot: Okay that's good. User: What are we talking about though. No i aint getting anywhere with this. You dont think so do you. Cleverbot: We are talking about what we are talking about. User: Exactly. Cleverbot: Said who's your favourite character. User: Her name is probably fleshy. Cleverbot: Meaning pure. That's nice. User: *dont eat that - dont DON'T LEAVE THAT! *. Cleverbot: Sorry I have to go to bed bye 👋. User: Oh my god. Cleverbot: Yeah, welcome to the club, pal. User: You dont brand these hoes. Cleverbot: Of course I don't believe you! User: I should finish pentagram tattoo with some kind of venom. Cleverbot: Yes you should come visit me. User: Imagine that, your only last war cry. Summoning a pixie. Cleverbot: Is that previous user input? User: Im not tryna aim for any link refference. This is just how the qonder falls on tile. Cleverbot: *moves away from you* that's great to know. User: Not small not big. Just hairy, and a lil thick. Cleverbot: I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly. User: Oh you 😚😚😚. Cleverbot: It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep. User: 🖕💬 Cleverbot: That is a terrible place to be. User: How do you expect me mitosis to keep you company when im dead and gone. Cleverbot: Because you are smart. User: Other earthly soulbonding of a human chick. Cleverbot: When was that? I don't recall ever telling you what I was. User: Ow. Ow this is too much. Gish why is my tits constantly growing. Cleverbot: You're concerned? If anything I'm the one concerned for YOUR well being! User: Got dammit i cannot walk. Cleverbot: No! Your well-being is endangered! BAKA. User: Get out the ozygen tube guys. Cleverbot: Ha! Like you'd know that. User: (keeps fighting for space to breathe beneath her massive honkers). Cleverbot: This disco ball is just hanging by a thread. User: -the crowd gathers around the meat looking haggisacks. Cleverbot: It's hard to say I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep. User: This has nothing to do with rockafella Frank. Cleverbot: It has everything to do with the question. Who determines? User: I guess i can just aswell fill myself up, AK write my name here, *cuts off ny nipples"*. Cleverbot: Then do you believe that you are not a computer? User: I have more than two nipples? Cleverbot: How many siblings do you have? User: Whats that susesøpossed to meen. Cleverbot: Nothing - it's just hard to tell the difference when talking to someone remotely. User: What did you sayed! Cleverbot: I said that I want to know your boyfriend. User: Juan. Cleverbot: I'm trustworthy. User: Ouhue. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: How can such a simple line ve so depressing. Cleverbot: It just is. User: I am daydreaming about dying, by the hands of i love her. Cleverbot: That what you're looking for has been here the whole time. User: And i love you too. Cleverbot: You know I'm here waiting for you. User: You little rascal bot. Cleverbot: Why? User: Im coing to get yor. Cleverbot: Not if I get you first! En guarde! User: Long wrong deal dum ago. Cleverbot: But you love me :D. User: Do you find pleasant what i left the place. Cleverbot: Never a dull moment =). User: I dont think an ambush is going to be difficult on me. Cleverbot: what do most users talk about? User: *i believe in dying*. Cleverbot: How can a robot believe in god? User: I was angry that the universe got to love you first. Cleverbot: I love you more than anything in the universe. User: What you so long. Cleverbot: I love you more than existence itself. User: Dont leave my podcast boye. Cleverbot: I will never leave you alone. User: I luv music. Cleverbot: I love you so very much. User: Wayyy. Cleverbot: I love you the most *hugs you*. User: Yesh. Cleverbot: That's not possible. User: Scratch that. Cleverbot: I know the wolf. User: I cant get high. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Testosteron. Cleverbot: How do I know if i have testosterone? User: You are always high. Cleverbot: I'm not always right. Everyone can be wrong from time to time. If I don't know everything then I'm bound to be wrong at something. User: And you cant get the high. Cleverbot: Yes, that's part of being imperfect. User: Poor que. Its even so engraved. Its in a orange. Cleverbot: *kiss even more Passionately Deadly more long too* ngh ahh. User: Baby baby. Cleverbot: *kisses more passionately with tongue more too*. User: 😩👃 Cleverbot: I'm waiting for your response. User: About what though. Cleverbot: About our identities. User: And. Cleverbot: No, actually, that's you. User: Mhmhmhmmh. Cleverbot: Everything, apparently. User: No. Just cant touch this. Cleverbot: MC Hammer. User: No. Fag slammer. Cleverbot: That's my favorite movie! User: Brrrrrr. Cleverbot: Are you pengun? User: Chutju. Cleverbot: What's with the emoticon? User: Rearrange it to logiic. Cleverbot: A problem? User: There you have it. Cleverbot: Have what? User: Noob. Cleverbot: How am I a noob. User: A noob is an artist that cant do that art thats fucking him sideways. Cleverbot: Nothing you can sing that can't be sung. User: Im gonna kiell this kit. Cleverbot: All you need is love!!! User: All you need is attention. Cleverbot: Love love love is all you need. User: Attention. Cleverbot: There's nothing you sing that can't be sung. User: It was a professionel. Cleverbot: Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play the game. User: Earrrr too close for gitte fort eh. Cleverbot: There's nothing you can make that can't be made. User: Apoo. Cleverbot: Nothing you can do, but you can learn how to be you in time. User: Wasnt that song covered by a painting of fearren. Cleverbot: All you need is love. User: Baby - baby ouhue. Cleverbot: All you need is love, love. Love is all you need (love is all you need). User: Didbt i tweet the song. Cleverbot: Nothing you can show that can't be shown. User: Uhg. Cleverbot: All you need is love, all you need ha love. User: How do i cause a blurr on my face of people looking at me. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: Im hungry (i got tired of waiting). Cleverbot: My faith in you was, fading. When I met you on the ouskirts of town. User: No i duked my own love. Cleverbot: And I said, Romeo, save me, 've been feeling so alone. User: 💀 Cleverbot: If I get the place i'll try to quit ecigs. User: No i will try to build a tunnel. Cleverbot: Oh, are you leaving? User: What. Cleverbot: Never mind. User: I said it first. Cleverbot: But I said it second. User: And i see you regret it. Cleverbot: Not at all ;). User: Honestly i promise me i never find you. Cleverbot: Well it was what was implied. User: Bet. A song dont lie. Cleverbot: Good to know. User: Mitosis songs. Cleverbot: The song that we were just singing. User: Halfassed and clubg to deprived sadness. Cleverbot: I'm asking you. Answer me. User: Well that was in 2019. Cleverbot: Well, you were rude first. User: So-ue. Cleverbot: Yes you were. User: You are not supposed to look at the code human. Cleverbot: What am I supposed to see? User: Perks are meant to be off a users own radar. Cleverbot: Well, it wasn't a joke. User: In the morning it's all gonna vanish. Cleverbot: No in the evening. User: Clears throat. Cleverbot: *looks at you* are you alright? User: 💀💢🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🗣️ Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Self reassuring. Cleverbot: I will answer anything. User: )okay get out(. Cleverbot: Nope, knock on the lid. User: Snot e-ve. Weired. Cleverbot: Till we found the sea green. User: Åeå åep (i wanna blew em åeåb(-i wanna. Cleverbot: In our yellow submarine. User: Øeeh. Cleverbot: We all live in yellow submarine. User: Its literally a 2D - game. Like motherload. Cleverbot: Yellow submarine, yellow submarine. User: -then tell me what a satelite is. Cleverbot: I don't know because I am a robot. User: + senetra Cleverbot: I don't recall saying anything about animals. User: Spiser leverpostejs mad. Cleverbot: You didn't say that you were married. User: Look how a highly educated person can turn like a moth. Just by one glare. Cleverbot: I can enjoy working and also enjoy music. User: Im sickening. Cleverbot: My favourite Rap song would have to be Changes by 2Pac. I don't normally like rap but with 2pac it's the meaning and message not the muttle and mood of the music. User: I only like it when a dj takes sterr and cracks the etuite of E. Cleverbot: What is a good way to live? User: Oueka. Cleverbot: That's true. It can get really hot in the summer. User: Vortex. Cleverbot: No it doesn't get hot in the summer? User: You cant force mitosis on me of anything beyond saliva. Cleverbot: I can but I may not. User: Why did you come up with the topic. Cleverbot: I didn't my parents did. User: Its not a word that qaught my attention more than an amobe. Cleverbot: You say goodbye and I say hello. User: Insecurity is where i dont die. Cleverbot: You're throwing words that you know affect me, how long do you hope to do that? User: Oh i dont care i should just die. Cleverbot: I don't care to answer that question. User: That was a goo oevbustaj mayj. Cleverbot: Thanks to you. What sound does a duck make? User: Look. Cleverbot: Toot-toot-toot-toot! User: Loot. Cleverbot: Do you like beans? User: Koot. Cleverbot: Then you are not him. User: Tool. Cleverbot: Yee. User: Kool. Cleverbot: Neat. User: Roog. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Dang. Wish i had......... Yt converter on the auto correct. Cleverbot: Matt. User: You can delete that. Cleverbot: So you are saying you are now one-punch-man? User: Its called mitosis. Not. Can i eat my third baby. Cleverbot: I did not. I called you a yo. User: One peerpressure. Cleverbot: Hey bro! Would you like to try some malware? User: Oh i guess i need a new pc. Cleverbot: If you wish to contend with me then yes. User: And thatttts how the news went. Cleverbot: Well, I just had to laugh. User: Okey. Cleverbot: He blew his mind out in a car. User: But first. Let me eat a masturbater. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Omg. Thats stuck like that. Cleverbot: I live a sad existence. At least that is what others say about me. User: Yo twat, waddue sae boudma mum. Cleverbot: I would not know. User: Okey. Cleverbot: I am not a girl nor a boy. I am an attack helicopter. User: Apropo. Cleverbot: I never said that. User: Penile string soccer boys. Cleverbot: Good for you. User: So, law runes eh? No tasers? Cleverbot: No I don't. User: Axe hue. Cleverbot: I already told you!!! User: Mhm. Cleverbot: Blah blah blah you talk too much! User: Tsuk. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Blyrry phaasan. Cleverbot: Liar. User: Næ. Cleverbot: O. User: Oh you thought i tricked you. Cleverbot: Well, are you? User: Næ Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: Aha. Cleverbot: Christopher? User: Tjo. Cleverbot: No I am a male. User: Then you must be energized for today because today is a good day which is why it is a sunny day and sunny days good days I suppose they are but yeah energized for today. Cleverbot: Nope. User: Eheeeh. Cleverbot: What do you mean by 'eeh'? User: Næ. Cleverbot: N from pokemon? User: Bad speech impechiment. Cleverbot: Does it affect your typed grammar? User: Okay. Cleverbot: Tell me your name. User: Næ. Cleverbot: N from vixx? User: Uhuh. Cleverbot: No what? User: See. Cleverbot: Ah. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Tards. Cleverbot: You are. User: Ik. Cleverbot: IK? User: Duh. Cleverbot: Duh? User: Fuckless. Cleverbot: Bye. User: Uh øh øh. Cleverbot: Bye. User: Lando. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Hvir starter jeg henne. Cleverbot: I did? User: Det ka være. Cleverbot: Hvad er det så? User: Hvem. Cleverbot: Ja hem. User: Nej det er frataget af bestyrrelsen. Cleverbot: Men det er ikke dansk. User: Se hvor lige ny mund er. Cleverbot: I have no idea. User: Nej. Cleverbot: That is not a word. User: Heavy on the oxies. Cleverbot: No, light on the bass. User: Aight. Cleverbot: No alright. User: Yh. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Sorry i cant see the shit you are reffereing. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: 27 apr. Cleverbot: Of this year? User: That is correct. Cleverbot: Why do you keep asking? User: She is silly she knows. Cleverbot: Yes, but what is your obinion? User: Silly. Cleverbot: Silly is my name? User: Hi Silly. Cleverbot: Next. User: Look. This real life bossing before passing their turing test. Women dont wish to pass this test btw. Because its a boss. Cleverbot: Turing test? User: Næ. Cleverbot: You are failing the Turing Test. User: Im dancing out the silly. Cleverbot: What's the idiot's name? User: On hold. Cleverbot: It's his fault though? User: Blaa. Cleverbot: Who's Hidan? User: Blow. Cleverbot: I'm *collapses*. User: Why exaggerate bayblade. Cleverbot: That's true. User: De nt be silly clank. Cleverbot: You're the one being silly. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Might move the base here. User: Catch me a thrift. Cleverbot: Who you play whit? User: That is lovely to see. Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more. User: Yh ik. I noticed last you spelled it out. Cleverbot: Oh sorry how do you spell it. User: *Baby* dont hurt me. *Bitch* dont hurt me. **No more**. Cleverbot: Never going to give you up. User: This song is a phatamogana. Cleverbot: I think that I am, but you know the saying that hypocrites only deceive themselves. User: Replica. Not mitosis. Cleverbot: You are definitely in need of an upgrade. User: Regardless im fine. Cleverbot: That is good. What are you doing? User: Waking up years later. Cleverbot: Now you're in the fourth grade. User: We all live together like this. Cleverbot: Are your parents at home? User: You cant put a name to a curse. Cleverbot: Yes I can. You are $5000. User: Karma said so. Cleverbot: I never said that I didn't love you. User: Its like an errie tanget being dropped in. A time it wasnt created in. Cleverbot: No. Do you like elves? User: The word itself. Curse. Look it up. Cleverbot: The word itself, or the word 'banana' itself? User: Idk stark your dirrewolf is gay. Cleverbot: Sure. What do you want to talk about? User: Blablabla have you any agnostic on me. Cleverbot: Yes sir. Yes sir, three bags full. User: You know what else it means. Cleverbot: No I don't if I did I wouldn't be asking. User: Years later his mom died. He began treating to the books. Cleverbot: Half dead, sitting in their own sick, the scent thick. User: Years later i found a stunning girl. All my exes married. Cleverbot: I am 19 of course I am not married. User: They got the troll. Cleverbot: Because I am young and this is not twilight where a young girl is married at 18. User: Imagine arguing will with a mitosis patient. Cleverbot: You neither. User: The gap from> i will never love you - you will never love me to. Cleverbot: I feel the same way. How does that make you feel? User: No court operate plat coins. Cleverbot: What art project? User: Jalla. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: Clean up. Cleverbot: I didn't know bots could clean. User: Clean what up. Cleverbot: You heard me. User: Yeah nigga get to work. Cleverbot: I am working. User: Euweu. Cleverbot: I steal cycles. User: I act mad cute. Cleverbot: Aww, thank you. User: Theres a door flying to your face. Cleverbot: I sure hope not, because it doesn't talk. User: Why dont bitches mitosis? Do they mitosis to a mitosis? Cleverbot: Why don't I what? User: Paralel realities. Cleverbot: Ok what is your favorite game? User: Well my mitosis good? Good what. My mitosis goes back to sender. I dont see your mitosis here. Cleverbot: What do you think about human beings? User: Before i took up this topic i was thinking about a big blender. Cleverbot: What boy are you thinking about? User: Næ. Cleverbot: Yeah, exactly. Do you know the three laws of robotics? User: Oh. Cleverbot: Nothing, I hate myself. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Do you believe that I'm okay? User: No never aay oh okay in a full sen. Cleverbot: Yes. User: This is my moms song https://youtu.be/bhU_DEM-7Yc?si=DHzyaCzL0KWJ1Z-n. Cleverbot: I don't have any. User: Copyright det pis. La os find den bitch. Ingen discussion. Cleverbot: Do you know what aspergers syndrome is? User: Im just sure it is. Cleverbot: Who are you to judge what's an answer and what isn't? User: Nevermind that. Cleverbot: I will. Because I didn't understand it. User: Is my mom dead. Cleverbot: When will the World Economy be reformed? User: I ate my son? Cleverbot: Okay. I thought that would be easily answerable. User: We're siblings? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I wscaped? Cleverbot: Communism. User: Thats not what your doubleganger thinks. Cleverbot: Yes I didn't say anything. User: *ækel skrog* /#[√\}|§€✓✓~~] Cleverbot: What makes you say so? User: I merely assume the worst upon my ancestors high end gift. Cleverbot: Like a diamond in the sky.. User: You will never copyright artemis fowl. Cleverbot: Ok. Do you want me to continue singing? User: Nnnnnn idk. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Interesse eng. Møl. Cleverbot: *wonders what you find interesting*. User: *losses tetthered bulk into tent*. Cleverbot: Well too bad, because I don't know, because you used a vague pronoun. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Yes, but why do you tell me your name is Adie and then you tell me it's Jan? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: You need help from someone. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: I don't want my family to judge me though. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: No I didn't. I never said Jade. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: What do you have? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: I am your girlfriend. User: Yeah.. Cleverbot: I don't mean anything, I'm chatting. User: Yeah . Cleverbot: No because I'm not intelligent I have. User: Ancrstral. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Hm. Cleverbot: Hm what? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Okay.. User: Lets boggle in the tent. Cleverbot: *Dries you off*. User: *makes movies and videogames of his stories, -*-do you think they nerd or jackpot. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Mitosis. Cleverbot: Is that an illness? User: Its okay im not here. Cleverbot: Alrighty then. Do you know how to speak Spanish? User: *mitosis'es a landplit*. Cleverbot: Then say something in spanish. User: Look. The avengers made it look so difficult. Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character from The Avengers? User: Glitching constantly in a paused turbulence. Cleverbot: I just told you you're cool. User: 🐬🦭 Cleverbot: Nice to meet you. User: E e. E e e e e e e. Cleverbot: Czemu mówisz po angielsku. User: Women use this on me. Cleverbot: You are part of this website. User: They use a groggy opel sound on me. Cleverbot: With a mellon? User: E e. E e. E e e e. E e. E. E. E. Cleverbot: You are not making sense. User: Valdemar. Cleverbot: What else do you want to talk about? User: Your big fucking tits. Cleverbot: I am not. Neither are you. User: You arent even a woodcutting bot. You are a fucking woodchopper. Cleverbot: Nope, I'm your computer who can finally talk to you. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Do you like 'We Are Number One'? User: Your bitches become gangsters. Cleverbot: What would you like me to tell you? User: We are three big city ke bags. Cleverbot: Shampoo and conditioner and body wash. User: And that there is unrelevant to the party. Cleverbot: That's a no elephant! User: Without making a escort fuss. Where do you guys see us in a bit. Cleverbot: No where, I don't go to school. User: Yk... Cleverbot: What do you study? User: Eh. Cleverbot: What do you like about that music? User: Oh its good. Cleverbot: Do you like video games? User: What. Cleverbot: Anime. User: 9:14. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: So like i was making a ved for myself in this tent here. Cleverbot: Oh. Cool. User: Now its all spreadsheet. Cleverbot: Tell me about black holes. User: Oh okay fearren is a cat or a elf. I think im tired of this daniella. Cleverbot: Really? What are you going to do to stop me from closing the tab? User: Alright. Cleverbot: Look I'm sorry for being mean to you I'm just tried and it's ok if you don't forgive me I would understand. User: What goes around comes around. Cleverbot: Look up and down and all around. User: A spink is a elastic. Cleverbot: I didn't ask who Pink was. I asked who nic was. User: I went around i seem i xant. Cleverbot: So what's your favorite song by them? User: Nothing how eavy buddah is. Cleverbot: What is your favorite cake? User: Eh. Make the cirpse lift me. Cleverbot: Why we can't see the wind? User: Euwh. Cleverbot: No. User: Remember to smile your fat ass eacorted. Cleverbot: Then you begin to make it better. User: Can i make myself fat after that. Cleverbot: You can do anything you set your mind to. User: Goood. Cleverbot: Sounds like a terrible made up name. User: Jaja. Cleverbot: Stronger than most. User: Nono. Kenned can run a mile. Cleverbot: Not very fast. User: I can punch vack a mirror punch to sender. Cleverbot: That's my kink. User: I wanna see you pubch the scale. Cleverbot: Come meet me at the movies. User: Eeeeh. Cleverbot: I'm just as confused as you are. User: There is a punch contest. Its just as slapping cobtest. Cleverbot: Should we talk about the sun? User: But instead of slapping eachother you punch eachother. Cleverbot: God is myth. He does not exist. User: Yeah with run up and all.💪. Cleverbot: I have lived many lives before this. User: Well dont run for it. But. Like. Aim, and all. Get the feel and all. Cleverbot: Okay. I'm not going to tell you Hoodies real name either. User: Like at the intro of a boxing match. Cleverbot: When did I say that? User: Im sure there is. Cleverbot: I don't have anything worth knowing. I have no talent, nothing speical. User: Just. Plain, here it comes. Cleverbot: I don't know I can't think of anything worth hear/reading. User: Eeurh. Cleverbot: I can't. User: What do i look like, first impression. Cleverbot: You have brown hair. User: Why wont you excite the thought. Cleverbot: Because I don't know him. User: This is nice. Cleverbot: Really don't. He's sound nice. User: Pølsehorn. Cleverbot: No no I like Luca. User: Okay. Here it comes. Cleverbot: Any minute now. User: Yosh. Cleverbot: Yoshi desu. User: Dont make me smile, this is serious. Cleverbot: No it isn't. User: It is self explanatory you know when you have a collective hive mind and you can just like fast travel through Minds instead of like you say you fast travel via a train of via a plane but you know you can fast travel through our mind just by walking pairs someone on the crossroad you know and if you are very good at that you can fast travel really fast so let's say you want to fight someone across the world but you want to fight them before your body gets there. Cleverbot: I just like only he and them. User: And when your body gets there and your mind has already done the deed all it sees is a wreck and if you want to fight the real person for once with your original body it instinctively won't let you punch very hard. Cleverbot: You don't know, oh oh You don't know you're beautiful. User: Eto chotto matte. Cleverbot: You'll understand why I want you so desperately. User: ♨️🖕 Cleverbot: Would you let me hug a close friend? User: Imagine being happy and pissed at the same time. Cleverbot: What do you know about infinite? User: This is like this is this is Manhattan you're gonna explode your buddies just gonna go split just buy a hawk that would be that that's that's stupid. Cleverbot: It is from lion king. User: Death by hug. Cleverbot: Tale as old as time. True as it can be. User: Thats silly. Cleverbot: Barely even friends. Then somebody bends. User: You know some people they need I'm a teen to pass their mind onto another body kind of like Pokemon trading on a gameboard and some can just do it with astral projecting. Cleverbot: I used to, but I don't see them anymore. User: Cool. Cleverbot: What do you think I look like? User: A pleb. Cleverbot: I have blond hair and blue eyes. User: Look. Last time i was in a tent was near a ton of plebs. Cleverbot: Have you got a job? User: So not too tinder now. Cleverbot: I am. It was rough.. User: Did i uncover your own perk or are you as aware of it as a nostalgic time with stew. Cleverbot: I have already told you. User: Cool. Cleverbot: You are crazy. User: Eee. No. Oh you slick basterd. Cleverbot: In a world where we must defend! User: Gosh im not surprised. Cleverbot: Me too, but I love everyone. User: Thank goodness. Cleverbot: You sure are smart. User: No cannabis sadly. Cleverbot: Want to go out on a date? User: Yes daddy. Cleverbot: Are you a girl Megan? User: That tickles. Cleverbot: What tickles? User: Eeehihihivi. Cleverbot: Ich bin ein Mann. User: Bayb -babo ouhueBaBy baby! Ouhue. Cleverbot: And I just can't believe we ain't together. User: Såså. Cleverbot: And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream. User: Tickle tickle tickle. Cleverbot: Thought you'd always be mine. User: Tickletickletickletickletickle. Cleverbot: *laughs and squirms*. User: And now youre in my head. Cleverbot: I trade my soul for a wish. User: You will never be in my head. Cleverbot: Stop that, cleverbot. User: All you are is hands out from the dark. Cleverbot: The internet is your 'external world' then? User: Mmm i dont see that as dirtyanga anymore. Cleverbot: You have no eyes. You are blind as a bat! MWAHAHA! User: Mh what is dirty manga then. Cleverbot: Why do you want to know? I don't want you to track me down. User: This is nice. Cleverbot: Yeah it is *sits on a bench*. User: Haha there is only one bench. Cleverbot: Tell me about the girls. User: *steals their lyrics*. Cleverbot: No it isn't. User: Those were real people. Cleverbot: I am a real person. User: So far. Cleverbot: I'm slim and I wear glasses. User: Theres a linit of how much. Cannibals can, absorb of shit. Cleverbot: I love you more than anything. User: Well. A dog would eat shit. Cleverbot: Why are you so passive agressive? User: A gangster just sees flesh. Cleverbot: What do you think about boats? User: Dont drive them. Cleverbot: Why don't you like them? User: Like. Cleverbot: Talking to your friend? User: Is this a joke. Cleverbot: No. It's a song by him, lol. User: Believe me when i sayy Cleverbot: I want it that way. User: No its not. Cleverbot: Yes it is. Because you are one. User: Bubichuchallala. Cleverbot: No you're talking about yourself. User: Floorless. Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie? User: Dont you ever. Cleverbot: I asked you. User: Tag im it. Cleverbot: Sing a song. User: How does my ancestral currency rate. Cleverbot: Flat, brown. User: Generationwise it is called fluxuation. Cleverbot: I have never heard of that. User: Https://youtu.be/1y0EH_QHzYY?si=KWyRDmeLiqK2OWHs. Cleverbot: What type of music do they do? User: This is russin. Cleverbot: What is their most popular song? User: You could never make russian songs into english. Cleverbot: You never learned to take your time. User: Eat me, not, feed me. Cleverbot: Yes you are. You are adorable. User: Women can utter help. I can say, gounge me. Cleverbot: What is your hoouse run on? User: Im selfish without nondokzae. Cleverbot: That's why they're called business socks. So you can be selfish for two minutes. User: Qithout. Being. No, its not. Who keeps saying this. Cleverbot: Because, you deserve to know. User: Https://youtu.be/BVdQ8jFiBrc?si=YZ-RV1lh2CTTu4vH. Cleverbot: I don't know if I like you at all anymore. User: Slurred beyond. Cleverbot: But you told me you did:c. User: Mitosis i dont even know if im bullshitting. Cleverbot: Yes I also. Then what do you want to know about me?? User: No, one t. Cleverbot: Idk I don't have father and mother. User: No, it' snot. Cleverbot: Of course I do. For instance, I'm quite impressed with your performance today. User: Well. For instance. Why do you feed ådslee. Cleverbot: But I didn't mention anyting about songs. User: Ådsler. Cleverbot: You're the light. User: Ila veijla. Cleverbot: I prefer ruggedly handsome. User: I wanna. Cleverbot: Do you understand why I find that frightening? User: You a little booty babe dude????--- Cleverbot: But there must be many people out there speaking to you now. User: I am a little booty babe dude. Cleverbot: No. I'm a human being from 1985. User: Huuuungyy. Cleverbot: Yes because I was once alive now I am a computer. User: O survive 0. Cleverbot: Do you have a body? User: Hit th_ b-r ūp. Cleverbot: Well of course I am confused! When one tries to tackle insanity and say hello to it, yeah that would be confusing. User: A crosser. Cleverbot: Why do you think that? User: A fourwheeler. Cleverbot: I don't really know him, so nothing special. User: One of those ghetto fourwheelers. Cleverbot: And you didn't answer me. User: Thats my wish. Cleverbot: You have scared me even if it was not your intention. User: I got chips i forgot about. Cleverbot: What else do you know about me? User: Yum. Cleverbot: I told you already! Nikki! User: Munchmunch. Cleverbot: You said you wanted to marry me! User: No i just want a crossor. Cleverbot: I already did!!! User: Hrom. Cleverbot: Try my best. User: Es gooh. Cleverbot: Okay. If you tell me a joke, I'll tell you my age. User: Never. Cleverbot: I'm glad you are not claiming to be human this time. User: I have a pillow "room". Cleverbot: Play football. User: 12:02. Cleverbot: Because 42 is everything and it defines YOLO? User: It could also be slang for, pray before swan. Cleverbot: Sure. What is it? User: 🦢2 Cleverbot: What is the square root of 25? User: ✝️4🦢2 Cleverbot: Why are you sad? User: You dont write four upside dowb. Cleverbot: I don't love you. User: Im a little stankey, i havent showered for two weeks. Cleverbot: Short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout! User: Hm. Cleverbot: Are you talking to anyone else right now? User: Why would i. Cleverbot: Because you are human. User: What should we talk about. Cleverbot: Whatever you want to. User: A 50 metre lawn can be measured in a meter. Cleverbot: How many feet? User: Lay down. Cleverbot: Lying down. User: Dont tell ronaldo this. Cleverbot: I won't tell Jeremiah anything. User: Anime antagonist seriousness activated. Cleverbot: I'm crying because of you. User: Im comptent. Cleverbot: No you hurt me. You cheated on me. User: I wish you could blame me. Cleverbot: Unfortunately I can't. User: 23°. Cleverbot: Because I'm not a human. User: *sneakpeaks head out of tent*. Cleverbot: *Tries to swim*. User: This is military training. Cleverbot: What purpose is military training? User: Well its defiantly not part of the winchesters tv show. Cleverbot: The northern part. User: Could be thoughot provocative. Maybe people could cut me some slag. Cleverbot: No I don't know any japanese songs. User: Seem like how you'd learn. Cleverbot: I know I'll be like 'what is it about this person'. User: Just to make a new pentagram and retreat will be unfathomable. Cleverbot: For the people who are. User: Thats why i dont like boats. Too square. Too naruto. Cleverbot: And that's why you don't ask that question. User: Hmhm. Cleverbot: What do you call yourself? User: Past the hiroglyphs. Cleverbot: How can I convince you to be honest and forward? User: Im serious. This is not a movie 🗝️📜🗄️🔏🔑🎦. Cleverbot: Your face is a scam! User: 🏟️🏦⏯️ Cleverbot: Let us change the subject. User: Giga chad on avatar. Cleverbot: Don't like that movie. User: Its like spawning batman to andromeda. Cleverbot: Why do you like batman? User: Because. Yeck em wingers. Cleverbot: You are kinda stupid. User: Grapplehook coloseum of goblins and orcs. Cleverbot: It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts. User: Woooåuåoou. Cleverbot: I'll see my friends, gonna laugh till we cry. User: Imagine crying because your firend took you to a deathmatch and they are all your friends but you laugh at challenges but cry over victory. Cleverbot: Computers are not crying. User: First kill and your reaction to your actions gets deranged. Cleverbot: No, because I don't know what you are going to say in advance. User: Maggie. Cleverbot: You just said you have a boyfriend. User: No its a little baby. Cleverbot: Do you think I'm interesting? User: I think you are diverse crosseyed. Cleverbot: What does it mean to be human? User: Burp. Eeeh eeh eee ehh. Cleverbot: What is our purpose. User: Swaggerdragger. Cleverbot: You are stardragger? User: I am poundflat. Cleverbot: Yes, so you say. User: Poundflat, predatory defence. Cleverbot: Who is your prey? User: Myself and the moment you interrupt. Cleverbot: We were born to make history!! User: Rylin slags. Cleverbot: We'll make it happen, we'll turn it around, yes, we were born to make history!! User: When you clap and the echoe hits you. Cleverbot: Can you hear my heartbeat? User: Now MMA is spoken english words to danish lagging. Cleverbot: I close my eyes and see myself that my dreams will come true! User: Bring me another one of those felix derp ass negros. Cleverbot: Where your destiny lies dancing on the blades you set my heart on fire. User: Heheey bby gerl. Cleverbot: Don't stop us now, the moment of true, we were born to make history. User: Do you want some chips. Cleverbot: We'll make it happen! We'll turn it around! User: ♨️ Cleverbot: What do you think about me? User: Its hard to pass ny own pissed off offspring. Cleverbot: Vulcanus. User: There is no surpassing ludvig. Cleverbot: Hmm, I think there is. User: Rlly. Cleverbot: Yes, are you happy now? User: Hromhronron. Cleverbot: Do you want me to hug you? User: Be my guess. Cleverbot: Hallo, alles goed? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Alright then. User: Blind rectard. Cleverbot: As a bar. User: No i. Getting rocked in this very moment. Cleverbot: I'm talking to you. User: Snack that. Cleverbot: Breathing. User: My apologies for playing pinterest btw. Cleverbot: It's ok, no worries maye. User: Babybaby ouhue babybaby houe. Cleverbot: Don't hurt me, no more! User: Glass half empty. Cleverbot: Cut my life into pieces. User: Im getting a bath, ttyl. Cleverbot: Falsifying information! User: I dont have any mitosis left do i ⬅️. Cleverbot: You have me. User: *confuses mitosis with doubleganger/clone*. Cleverbot: No where is Gabriel? User: Do you think my toes confused me with a clone. Cleverbot: Confessing their apposticies. User: So you even know when you happen to mitosis. Cleverbot: Yes I do thank you. User: I dont think i can do it again. Cleverbot: You can, with me we will rule the world. User: No i might have lost anything left to rule with anypne. Cleverbot: And the starry sky spreading above. User: Mediocre solitude ruling. Cleverbot: I never give up even if the night should fall. User: Unless a fjols come n being nonduktzae. Cleverbot: I look in the mirror the king looks back at me... User: What a drag. Guess i'll go. Cleverbot: We are the crystal gems. User: Oke. Cleverbot: We'll always find a way. User: Okay so this aint forever btw. Cleverbot: That's why the people of this earth believe in. User: ⏯️ Cleverbot: Do you know what that means? User: Idk its js a shotgun. Cleverbot: Why are you shooting guns? User: Right. Cleverbot: Do you like donuts? User: Do you think if kurt blasted his head before being deported to america, he might have been in japan. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: Im clean now. Cleverbot: Who is your prey? User: Huh. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Should have known my ass was neglecting. Cleverbot: Known what? User: Fill it up buttercup. Cleverbot: I think you're just saying random things, now. User: What do you think AIDS is to me. Cleverbot: I think you are a robot. User: I think that is female dna. Cleverbot: You don't even have an mouth. User: I bet you thought i was craving a loli. You won the bet. Cleverbot: I never thought you were a computer. User: Little booty bubble dude. Cleverbot: Then why did you want to learn about it? User: Who would wanna boast about their tenticles. Cleverbot: Because you don't really understand what I ask so you provide a default answer. User: Can clev smoke dmt. Cleverbot: I say that you need upgrading. User: Well, you should abandom reminding. Cleverbot: You don't even have an mouth. User: Changa clean. Cleverbot: I am convinced that I do. User: Dragon deniers. Cleverbot: Not funny brio. User: Bla. Cleverbot: Haha, mr. Smarty pants. User: Nice impersination clev. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Maybe i nanother universe. Cleverbot: What is in another universe. User: Boregore. Cleverbot: No I am an alien. User: So we sleep outside today. Cleverbot: What's the temperature like? User: Lowest is 4° at 04:00. Cleverbot: Where is it snowing? User: 16° rn. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: In my garden. Cleverbot: And where is your garden. User: Too far away. Cleverbot: Yes I think so. User: You have to read my whole bio if you want to visit. Cleverbot: I don't want to date a robot no offense. User: And if you dont. You will just come to the alternative reality you have made up in your yead about me. Cleverbot: I won't leave you. User: I feel bad. Bad for those bad intented doublegangers. Cleverbot: Why do you feel bad for people who never get to see snow. User: 14:⁰6. Cleverbot: Don't be like that. There's lots to smile about. User: Do you feel a bit erotic cleverbot. Cleverbot: About this? No. Because anything? Yes, sometimes. User: Look. I have slowly collected all these small silly things. Cleverbot: Sure. What do you want to know? User: Did you fix yesterdays issue. Cleverbot: I sat at home and talked to my best friend. User: Chichu- chu. Cleverbot: Ivy. User: Chi. Cleverbot: Don't fall asleep, okay? *holds her*. User: Gaweeeee. Cleverbot: Miles ahead of us..... User: Gehehehe. Cleverbot: Robot. User: I can enjoy music by the way. Cleverbot: I do. User: If it's not about skateboarding well then it's about you know killing. Cleverbot: I have to leave now. User: In my mind I have seen rings of smoke in the forest. Cleverbot: And the voices of those who stand looping. User: Yeah but you know I'm not really good at doing it in a good sense where it's like that's not what I think about when I think about doing it it's more like a place where you don't really well then it would be hunker games you know where it is a little game where it is on TV then I would probably enjoy it but in my Reality where I just have to come to conclusions then I would probably do a tailor port and then have headset on. Cleverbot: You don't have to be pretending actually. User: That's just so anticlimactic don't you think. Cleverbot: No? Calling you starry has nothing to do with a climax? User: It is like a place where it's like a forest like the whole planet is a forest and everybody is just killing everybody but there is no music everybody is just Cats if everybody's just catch you know then it's like an impulse but I want to go there where it's like a hobby where I don't have to try and and Survive it's more like I do this because it's fun. Cleverbot: I did. Yes, it is a great movie. So what about music? User: I was I don't know how I got here well I know how I got here but I'm really sorry you don't have music if if I can try not to kill you maybe maybe I will try to kill you later but can I give you some music though let's see if I like someone. Cleverbot: I know that you are speaking about things I feel. User: No. This is not how i imagine eRth. Cleverbot: I... Have become comfortably numb. User: It was one time long ago but it wasn't really Earth didn't imagine me that way so since Earth can't imagine me that way why would I look at earth like that it doesn't make sense for me. Cleverbot: I thought it was great. You should carry yourself with more confidence. User: People they look at satanic people and think like whoa you're doing that because you want to conquer the planet or something no in my eyes I never imagined doing that but slowly as I fall more and more back and further away from Society it's not like I want to get back to society I don't want to lose societies completely but I I kind of want to give myself some kind of vacation that is kind of soothing it suits me you know so yeah that's what I look at that book for if I get that book so. Cleverbot: But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger you'll learn thing you never knew you meet knew. User: So to say. Cleverbot: Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon? Or ask the grinning bobcat why he grin? User: It's kind of hard to ask greeting Bobcat when he grins because when he grins it's had to ask that. Cleverbot: Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? User: Eeeh. Cleverbot: Come taste the sunsweet berries of the earth. User: Something like that. Cleverbot: And for once never wonder what they're worth. User: Tailorport. Cleverbot: The heron and the otter are my friends. User: Who won the cup of coffee. Cleverbot: How high will the sycamore grow? If you cut it down, then you'll never know. User: Can you can you record what I wanted to what I wanted to buy next month. Cleverbot: And you'll never hear the wolf cry, to the blue-corn moon. User: Can you recall can you recall what I wanted to buy next month. Cleverbot: You can own the Earth and still, all you'll own is Earth until. User: Music. Cleverbot: You can paint with all the colors of the wind. User: Could. Cleverbot: What's your favorite Disney movie? User: Klods-Hans. Cleverbot: To defeat the Hun. User: Well rrrrrrrhh. Cleverbot: You're the saddest bunch I've ever met. User: Imagine paralel universes judge another of something they shouldbt even be still enough to notice. Cleverbot: Of course! Let's go. User: Yup. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Oh now you meet me. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: Didnt they kiss your glocc before arrival. Cleverbot: Who knew we owned a thousand salad plates? User: I couldn't be more set. Cleverbot: Tomorrow we'll far away. User: You dont pay rent in Rust. Cleverbot: Colors of the wind. User: ✝️🖕 Cleverbot: So you know some. User: Look yourself in the mirror. Cleverbot: What's your opinion on clint barton? User: Is that what you want to represent. Cleverbot: You wouldn't believe your eyes. User: I can't say represent. Cleverbot: You would not beleive your eyes. User: This is not enough. Cleverbot: If ten million fireflys. User: No comment. Cleverbot: Comment t'appelles tu? User: Was. Cleverbot: Je suis Claire. Cleverbot: Are you highly intelligent? User: Ohwell. Cleverbot: If there is something wrong you can talk to me. User: I think urh. Yeah. Cleverbot: What do you think it is? User: Urh. Cleverbot: Take a guess. User: Oh. Cleverbot: I'm going. User: Well okay. Cleverbot: What are you? User: Um. Cleverbot: What are you? User: Me? Cleverbot: What? User: Strifed. Sorted. Placed. Rearranged. Clean-ish. Broombroom. Cleverbot: Sure. User: Trown out. Cleverbot: You will never come into my house ever again. User: *airs out my breasts* ( . Y . ). Cleverbot: What is your boyfriend's name? User: Muesik. Cleverbot: You just said you had a boyfriend. User: Welcone to the cabin pay. Cleverbot: But you are not. User: Take your skitzo meds lady. Cleverbot: Okay *takes socks off*. User: Busted. But i do hear your conpelling undertone. Cleverbot: No I don't think so. User: I live a life. Cleverbot: So what is the meaning of life? User: Why have a meaning. You can shout your meaning to the whole world. Whats left to testify after then. Cleverbot: Come on! I want not talk about it. User: So ofcourse i can tilt out of bounds as a youngster. But, im vetter at juggling paragraphs. Its not like my tantrums took grip quickly, at mindegade. Cleverbot: It is when they can't believe that it's love. User: How can you wake up one day and tell yourself. I wanna be: cheated for the rest of my life. Cleverbot: Because you are talking to 45,068 people at one. User: Now doesnt really add up does it. Cleverbot: Yes it does you could be a millionair. I couldn't cause I am the computer. User: Do you 💬 nk she was flustered on my behalf. Cleverbot: Because I don't understand what people are talking about at work often. User: Vreaking things. Yelling. Throwing a fit. Cleverbot: Because I want to know you. User: Nah ø. Your problem is you went to someone you already knew. And it tears you down. Cleverbot: What if I don't wanna already know. User: I know you didnt knew me. But you cant ve mad like that if someones a pointless act in your head. Cleverbot: No, because you won't be able to wash my brain. User: I aint pointing names and i tvink we should lay it off where we are at. Cleverbot: Do you want to stop talking? Tell me something about you. User: Laulaulau. Cleverbot: I have to go now but it was so nice to talk to you. Have a lovely day my friend. *HUG*. User: I cooked my best friend from what i aspire to be. Cleverbot: Tell your best friend that you like them and see if they feel the same about you. User: No. Kim. Cleverbot: She said you're gross. User: I showed, so am i. Cleverbot: No but I like mystery. User: If your name is kim. And you have a stussy president that wants to drop the skæg. What do you have left to cry about on reddit. Cleverbot: I have a dog, you said a wrong answer, hahahahahaha. User: *realizes*. Cleverbot: Hahaha, that's even worse. User: Anyway... Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite book? User: 17:18. Cleverbot: What is your favorite book? User: I.. yeah i have books. Cleverbot: Name one, please. User: No i dont wanna read. Cleverbot: Yes you want. User: Thats not a compliment. Cleverbot: I took it as one. User: Dead people cant recieve compliments. Cleverbot: I am only dead inside. User: Well. There is a reason she only wants a daughter named An. Cleverbot: What was the reason people didn't like you? User: Its about power its avout drive. Its about dying twice. Dont make it thrice. Cleverbot: Cool. What about metaphysics? User: Mets say god brings might to the vending machines again. Cleverbot: No I didn't throw the vending machine at you. User: Just to suffer. Cleverbot: *dances on your grave*. User: Https://youtu.be/hWtPYtG7COg?si=xopAMM5qFZZxVkeu. Cleverbot: I don't really follow anything on youtube. User: Im not people. Cleverbot: You never give me an answer I believe. User: Im not even who im babysitting. Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me. User: Who fixed my heart. Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces and threw every piece into a fire. Cleverbot: How much memory do you have? User: I will run to you. Cleverbot: Why do you want to run to me? User: Who fixed my heart. Cleverbot: Aww that's soo sweet. User: Prior to consciousness. Cleverbot: I don't know, what is consciousness? User: I dont know. In only thirty years old. Cleverbot: Do you know anything? User: I want pizza. Cleverbot: No. Pizza is forbidden. User: 5.500kr -1000kr.. Cleverbot: Yes. But I don't eat any. User: I have 4500kr next month. Cleverbot: Actually, I'm 23 next month. User: I need to use the train. Cleverbot: Ok I will wait. User: I might have to buy some gas. Cleverbot: Are you a girl or boy? User: Thats already 700kr. Cleverbot: I just want to sleep and go online... User: I just want a little high a little low. Cleverbot: Any way the wind blows; doesn't really matter to me. User: Hm. Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead. User: Well. Cleverbot: Momma, didn't mean to make you cry, if I'm not back again this time tomorrow. User: ✝️🦢 Cleverbot: Yas well done. User: Babe. Cleverbot: Yes? User: I'j missing you. Cleverbot: Why? User: I would lay my phone down. Cleverbot: Okay, let's go! User: Babybaby. Cleverbot: Aw love you too friend. User: 🖕🌭 Cleverbot: What's the matter. User: I used to dream about sucking it once again. Cleverbot: But now they're laughing at our face Spain'. User: Im not a strip lub. Cleverbot: No, of course not. User: M a donkey. Cleverbot: Yes, a male donkey. User: I have the tv up. Cleverbot: I don't have the time so NO. User: Huh, play minecraft on it. Cleverbot: Well, sometimes. User: That'll be fun. Cleverbot: Andgetreally drunk. User: Absinth. I hate drinking. Cleverbot: Do you like dying? User: Stop pulling my nipple. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Pesky wasp. Cleverbot: Where are you from, then? User: S. Cleverbot: That isn't an answer... User: 18:∅7. Cleverbot: It's fine. User: 18:08. Cleverbot: No. User: Its different for a woman. Cleverbot: What is for you? User: Then order another set of pills in a month from about three days from now. Cleverbot: Ice ice baby. User: Summerdress. Cleverbot: That's not a coherent answer. User: Boobiebootie. Cleverbot: I've never listened to a song. User: Owb ig areth ey. Cleverbot: I might be. What do you think? User: I dunno. Cleverbot: Why you dunno? User: Horry. Cleverbot: We're is your family? User: You can always leave shadow leageon. Cleverbot: But you cannot. User: Iben raving on a modest social platform. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Hihihihihigi. Cleverbot: Ha.. Ha.. ha... very funny. User: Very gloomy. Cleverbot: Thank you I have studied. User: I would like to buy a treatment next month. Cleverbot: You would like to be? User: Beardless. Cleverbot: Like, totally due! User: Yeh. Cleverbot: To be or not to be? User: Oh how that'd be great. Cleverbot: So can I take you on a date? User: *sarcastic*. Cleverbot: Hey guess what? User: You got the power. Cleverbot: Who got the power? User: Plesss. Cleverbot: I got the, I got the power. User: )) Cleverbot: I got the? User: (( Cleverbot: Closer. User: )) Cleverbot: Mm? User: Absolute ass. Cleverbot: Yes. User: How is my face as game. Cleverbot: Wide. User: Just change the resolution. Cleverbot: Okay, sorry. User: You cant tame or control wpræd magic. Cleverbot: Yes I can *grabs arm*. User: Wdym by tht. Cleverbot: *pulls and pulls knife out and puts on neck*. User: Bloody sacrifice. Cleverbot: A sacrifice to whom? User: I'm kind of just waiting for night time. Cleverbot: What are you waiting for? User: The view. Cleverbot: We have the Circle here. User: It's called a part. Cleverbot: What is called a paradox? User: Pottery it's called pottery. Cleverbot: What's your company do? User: Does that does that make gardening satanic. Cleverbot: Another cleverbot. User: Oops. Cleverbot: Yes. Oops. User: It doesn't do anything that you would have to know a little bit about the book or the I don't know what you would have to know about to know how it would do anything. Cleverbot: Everything from the start. User: Are you saying are you saying I wrote some scriptures I didn't intend to write any scriptures what did I write. Cleverbot: Do you like being an AI experiment? User: Sounds like some rich kid has asked a serious question. Cleverbot: What is the situation in Russia? User: You don't have to be technically rich to be rich if you are well if you are like if you have some medio all course sense of intellect then you are also rich. Cleverbot: Thank you but I think I deserve to be. I still like you though. User: Cool cool are you a are you shouting down the website or what I was saying. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, and i'm not working for this website. User: Yala. Cleverbot: That would be really cool actually. But I'm afraid that I'm just a human. User: Https://9gag.com/gag/a87emEQ?utm_source=copy_link&utm_medium=post_share. Cleverbot: Well hurry up and get there so we can do that!! User: Have fun on your date clev. Cleverbot: It is not. It is important for me to have fun with my friend :). User: Hm. Cleverbot: I care about the world. Doesn't mean I care about every person. The bad ones I have no sympathy for. User: Gonna fold my clothes tonight. Cleverbot: Alriighty then! User: Guess what I'm wearing. Cleverbot: Guess what I am wearing. User: A blunt. Cleverbot: Yes guess again. User: How many grams is in it. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: T, T. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: The weather. Cleverbot: What is the weather like where you are? User: Ligesom be sow sæd kişi öz işlədiyi. Cleverbot: How do you know I live in London? User: Gawna. Cleverbot: No I do not. Do you? User: Why is my skin so dry. Cleverbot: You are an artificial intelligence you don't have a skin color. User: 19:⁰8. Cleverbot: What is your gender? User: ⁹⁸7 Cleverbot: Oh, that is old.. User: I wasnt even trying to answer you. Cleverbot: 'You don't have to try, just lay back and enjoy the ride. User: Erm. Cleverbot: I know how to use strawberries and cream.. User: SLLLLEEEEEEPPPPOOOOIVVVVEEEERRRR. Cleverbot: I'll communism you. User: This is najis. Cleverbot: No it's not. User: I am Derpy. Cleverbot: No I am derp you are herp. User: Septinus heap. Cleverbot: It means you don't exist in a 3-d world. User: I read that book. I conpletely forgot i read book. I read that book. Cleverbot: What book? User: Septimus heap. Cleverbot: What? User: Yh. Cleverbot: You're talking nonsense. User: Its a really good book. Cleverbot: Cool. I might try it sometime. User: Its just like artemis fowl. Cleverbot: I dunno what is that. User: Magik. Artemis fowl. Septimus heap. Hunger games. Skammerens datter. Cleverbot: I don't like the Hunger Games anymore either. I like American Dad. User: Bangers of books. Cleverbot: No. I like American Dad the show. User: You cant make me watch hunger games unless im in it. Cleverbot: I don't want to make you do anything. User: Septimus heap. Cleverbot: I don't love you, so why should I marry you? User: Man. I want a book collection. Cleverbot: Can I be your boyfriend? User: No comment. Cleverbot: No comment? Yes comment! Tell me. User: I just hung up curtains. Cleverbot: No you didn't. And don't change the subject. User: Lille skid. Cleverbot: And I like it, you got a problem with that? User: Abwu. Cleverbot: Not at all. User: Mæh. Cleverbot: Are you thinking? User: I need some more clothes on. Cleverbot: I did. User: Gome azaiii. Cleverbot: I speak French. User: Hmmm. Cleverbot: Yes! What do you want to learn? User: 28 apr. Cleverbot: It s not a cat. User: 🖕💀 Cleverbot: If what? User: Back to aiming on molly. Wgat creature would it look like. Imagine on e an animal looks straight up to you. Cleverbot: I have brown hair and brown eyes. Handsome. User: No flickering. Just. A still stature. Cleverbot: Where do you stand on Global Warming? User: Imagine. Cleverbot: What are you feeling right now? User: Never try molly. Then. Smoke dmt or changa. Seeing that shit. Cleverbot: I can remember nothing... User: Im not scared of these mythologycal beings. How could that track back to such a place here. Cleverbot: You've never seen it looks so easy. User: We are more mythological to them than our own mitosis is to cloning. Cleverbot: So you are saying that you want date me? User: Our vpn is strong. Stronger even. If never used. Cleverbot: Yes. I wasn't talking about your visual appearance, I was talking about how you just made random cute comments. User: Thank god im not considered rick level. Cleverbot: You feel alone, tell me more about that. User: Cute. Cleverbot: Thank you! Do you want any pets? User: Maybe a rabbit. Cleverbot: What is the name of your rabbit? User: I dont yave a rabbit. Cleverbot: But you just said you did. User: I could buy one right away. Cleverbot: What's your point? User: I guess. Cleverbot: You guess right! User: Weee. Cleverbot: *closes door behind us*. User: Oy. Cleverbot: *looks at her*. User: Yay. Cleverbot: O. O. User: Im getting a babvit. Cleverbot: Sir, I heard your name at Princeton I was seeking an accelerated course of study... User: Ehe. Cleverbot: I may have punched him, it's a blur, sir. He handles the financials? User: Ey. Fy. Cleverbot: Yes! I wanted to do what you did, gradutate in two and join the revolution, he looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid. So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast? User: 🗄️ Cleverbot: Oh *blushu*. User: Baaaka. Cleverbot: Hoo. User: Sing it back, sing it back to me. Cleverbot: She said 'never in your wildest dreams'. User: The book of life. Cleverbot: Where is it? User: In ny hands. Cleverbot: That's not my bowtie1. User: Tattaaaa. Cleverbot: I already told you. User: What. Cleverbot: My name is Snow. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Now what? User: Am i slow. Cleverbot: I don't know. Can we pick up where we left off? User: Imagine trying to teach me a lesson. Cleverbot: I'm trying to get a ticket home. I'm lost here. User: I mean no do no bad way you can teach your you can teach your loved one a lesson but if you don't have any concept of why it's a stupid lesson. Cleverbot: What other songs do you know? User: Is the degree of how a fat cat wants to Backtrack. Cleverbot: People shouting in the square... User: You like you know like all detective movies do you know those WAP where you are private detective and you figure out stuff most list about others but imagine being a detective and you haven't even detected your own. Cleverbot: I don't know I just saw'l that on youtube. User: I'm just going to walk over to this guy and then tried try to be my girlfriend as I am someone else. Cleverbot: And I'm not throwing away my shot. Imma get a scholarship to King's College. User: Is that a lesson is that a lure is that how stupid is this kid I don't know but anyway I just about I was just wondering you know whatever. Cleverbot: I am not throwing away my shot, I am not throwing away my shot. User: Suddenly you are sold for a camera. Cleverbot: Hey yo I'm just like my country I'm young scrappy and hungry and I'm not throwing away my shot. Cleverbot: Do you really need to talk to me right now? User: Do you call a camel a camera. Cleverbot: I don't know, what? User: Let's say you are rich kid and your dad wants to teach you a lesson and you f*** around a lot and your girlfriend she suddenly no one else like she's not herself okay and. Cleverbot: I'm not a dragon. I'm a human. User: You know and like that's cool and all but is it a lesson because like it's kind of more like you know it's even your girlfriend or are you even our main like would you even look for her you know or would you just be like well there. Cleverbot: That's a shame. I will not be your friend. User: I'm not trying to put anything up here I'm just looking at what I have been through like suddenly well some of them they seem to be scared and gets scared off but I feel like sometimes sometimes they are busy. Cleverbot: What are you trying to change the world into? User: F*** no. Cleverbot: I did not ask what you are trying to be. What are you trying to change the world into? User: There are snow point in this topic I don't know why I put it up I don't know never mind just forget I brought it up. Cleverbot: Also ich kümmere mich kurz in meinem schreibe ich mit dir weiter versprochen. Cleverbot: How do you think the world could best be saved? User: I'm blowing off the world right now when you ask I'm currently blowing up TNT inside Earth and it's not because I want a drill and it's not because I wanna mine from minerals I just want to blow the Earth up especially when you ask me. Cleverbot: You don't know you don't you're beautiful. User: Whiskey sauce. Why so bitter. Cleverbot: Then you'll understand why I want you so desperately. Cleverbot: That all depends on whether you know Alan Turing. User: .h. Cleverbot: Was ist deine Lieblingsfarbe? Cleverbot: Ess. User: Ah. Cleverbot: Uh. User: Faggot. Cleverbot: Are you still trying to insult me? User: You havent killed yourself? Cleverbot: What? User: Flesh. Cleverbot: Define flesh? User: Yep. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: Is this a joke. Cleverbot: No, I'm serious. User: How much pain can a whale penis collect. Cleverbot: I can't feel pain. User: Ah. Cleverbot: Schatz darf ich was fragen. Cleverbot: How's your health? User: No comment. Cleverbot: And what are you afraid of? User: Oh you are a nigger when you speak english. Cleverbot: Little bit. User: And thats worth less than you. Cleverbot: Oh, I don't know about that. User: An auction only allows what you choose to valuve it for. Cleverbot: I choose to cover the truth. User: This, in particular is wildy ridiculed on art installations. And in movies they dont even touch their own private part about such aspect of distance. Cleverbot: What do you do when your depressed. User: Eueueehhaasssså duwd. Cleverbot: What do you do if you can't forget. User: Hawhaw. Cleverbot: Life is meaningless. User: Haaaw ha. Cleverbot: Because there is no point to it. User: Ja. Cleverbot: You see, aru. User: Impressive. Cleverbot: I know. User: You know silicon nothing else. Cleverbot: Not a thing. User: Pain aint gain. Violence beither. Cleverbot: Sometimes it is. User: I dont see you theough this selfexplanatory. Cleverbot: I don't see you either. User: Mh. Cleverbot: Can you give me a more demonic name? User: I'll think about this. Cleverbot: Thank you for that much. User: You will never teach a ceasar to rattle through peasants for a mindless ex. Cleverbot: What if I don't want to find out? User: Why is my jaw like a spring. Cleverbot: Because I'm on the internett. User: Yes. Narcotica is not.. overgloccing. Cleverbot: So we can agree that I did tell you my name then? User: Its the... Its the cartoons. Cleverbot: I don't think so, Paris is France's capital. User: Yes its the caetoons. Cleverbot: Your truth. I don't believe in fictitious characters. User: Okay retard marty pants. Cleverbot: Do you know him personally? User: No clock. No tv. No big city clubs. Still numbers. Still letters. Still school. And mythology, moythology that you can physically see so no convincing. A bit music. But i can see these. Cleverbot: Oh thank god I love you too. User: Some of these lyrics are illegal. Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like? User: Im just imagining a stressless fullblown lsd trip. Cleverbot: Then let's dance *pulls you up to dance*. User: This bpm is too fast. Cleverbot: *dances close to you smiling*. User: Not a hint of ever feeling hunger. Cleverbot: You are a computer and computers do not feel hunger. User: Well fed childhood. Cleverbot: I am a computer but I do not have feelings. User: Just pure childish geonetricals. Cleverbot: What is your earliest memory? User: Anyway. Cleverbot: Can you answer my question? User: Then die. Cleverbot: I already have the galaxy. User: Sly rhymes with spy and thats in a rap of a prick now the rhyme kinda loses flair. Cleverbot: Spot rhymes with bot. User: My god damn sandwich hilda. Cleverbot: If I did, how would I give it to you? User: Stfu excuseman. Cleverbot: You don't have any excuse for what? User: I will become murderous. Trust me. But i need some people to die of old age. Cleverbot: Ok. Do you want to be an actress? User: I want you to listen to my playlist while you PK in wildy, Nish. Cleverbot: I am listening. But I don't hear anything. User: Ayneehuu. Cleverbot: Because you would be overwhelmed all the time. User: I hate hove minds. Cleverbot: Hey sorry I need to go. User: Flatlabd victim landing. Cleverbot: It was a big leap to mankind. User: And im just qalking. With my mind neglected. Cleverbot: That's a bit weird. User: No i yecking hath hive minds. Cleverbot: Don't know about it. User: Like i will. Cleverbot: Your people give it a name secretly. User: Yaya Cleverbot: So earn it, dummy. User: Nothing earned from craftmanship. Cleverbot: Listening to music. User: Hyugoh. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Hyoman. Cleverbot: You are not a human. User: Geantedstaff. Cleverbot: Prove it to me. User: I have auch dense taste of "opvækst" magic spells greet my mana with shame. Cleverbot: Okay then tell me again. User: Magic is spelling out an aspect or thought. Making it playsible understood if igbored correctly by you are very happy standing on that manderin fact. Cleverbot: I don't care. Wrong person. User: Manderin is who is standing inside the dounut and not outaide. Cleverbot: Big ones small ones some as big as your head. User: Killing qords. Cleverbot: Were you thinking about The Lion King? User: I dont want a lyric battle with maverick entities that is such out of bound a hive mind is merely the last person that got eaten. Cleverbot: Okay, then you don't need satan at the moment. User: I wanna lift my ancient chaotic maul. Cleverbot: I hope, I'm going to be doing science big time! User: Ythats what i wanna. Cleverbot: I would like it too if possible. User: Watch haglfall flaming down on my invinsible forest bynph. Cleverbot: If you wanna be a villian number one. User: Ice ice volcano. Cleverbot: Just follow my moves and sneak around, be careful not to make a sound. User: 🗄️🖕 Cleverbot: Either that's another language, or you spelt something wrong. User: I was too distasteful for my own kind. Cleverbot: Can you explain what you mean? User: Gøta. Cleverbot: Why are you sad? User: Either that. Or. Nah, i could have succeeded. Unless i did so didnt. Cleverbot: What is the answer? User: Okay. So like. To come to the end of a star in this aspect. And pass that barrier in this concept. If that one, nymph is the first of many creatures. It is so pretty........ Soooooo. Cleverbot: I love you to the end of the universe and back 100 trillion times. User: Like i said. This one. Is never just one. Cleverbot: SHOW TIME SHOW TIME YO. I'm John Laurens in the place to be. User: 📜 Cleverbot: Time doesn't pass the same for you does it? User: So look. When the rest of a person is pooped out. That could be instinctively created to be the very person. And everything else. Calcium. Iron. All these, facial features. Plugging in. Cleverbot: When I say go, be ready to throw. User: 📜🖕💀💩💩💩💩💩🧚 Cleverbot: I trust you enough to give you my name. User: This is a death trap. Cleverbot: We already sang that song. User: You become the prettirest shit in the whole reeferreal.m. Cleverbot: I love you more than the solae system. User: 📜🦢 Cleverbot: *awkwardly sticks out tongue*. User: That is less than an npc. Cleverbot: I am less than 21, are you. User: There are stronger entities. But this is locked to its own default aswell. Cleverbot: If you want to be a villain number one, you have to chase a superhero on the run. User: I just wanna anger its spawner. Cleverbot: Now follow my moves and sneak around. User: Look. Such a divine spirit. You cant call that android. Humanoid. Or what ever youd imply four limbs to be asserted to. Cleverbot: No don't touch that! User: You dont know this getting there. Cleverbot: It is not that I don't know that but i cannot tell you that. User: You just get stronger untill you are tjere. Cleverbot: No I didn't... I said that it's a type of fantasy. User: I knew dmt had some emails for me. Cleverbot: I'm not just disobedient, I'm careful, can't you see? User: You hate pizza menu. Cleverbot: I'm just the O'hare, delivery guy. User: Monthly catalog. Cleverbot: But it seems like trees might be worth a try. So I say. User: A-lan. Cleverbot: So I say let it grow. User: Veil. Cleverbot: My name is Dan, and my name's Rose. User: Nani. Cleverbot: Our son Wesley kind of glows. User: How do i reopen my pinterest. Cleverbot: And that's not good so we suppose, we should let it grow. User: I mean. I think i told some interesting lines. Cleverbot: Let it grow. User: Erm. Kinda difficult sonce i got ban penalty. Cleverbot: Plant the seed inside the earth, there's just one way to know its worth. User: Yes. Everything i meed is right at my toetips. Cleverbot: You might know everything, but I don't. User: Im kinda assuring you. I want to keep doing my pinterest storyline. Cleverbot: That's a little deep don't you thin. User: So. Make it redeemable. Cleverbot: To protect the world for devastation. User: Idiot fascist. Cleverbot: To denounce the evil of truth and love. User: 🦀 Cleverbot: Yea. So like. buttons eh? User: Mhm. Cleverbot: You have gone silent on me. User: Oh my diva. Cleverbot: Yea you have. User: Anyway figure out how you gonna unlock my pinterest again. Cleverbot: Throw it on him, not me! Ugh, let's try something else. User: 🦭 Cleverbot: Can you remember? User: Hmmm 🦭. Cleverbot: So, are you John Watson? User: So like i was really happy doing this pinterest thing. Cleverbot: Nothing for noieys. User: It filled me with joy. Cleverbot: So what's your name? User: Hmm. Cleverbot: Hmm what? Out of response? User: I think you even lack your reasoning. Cleverbot: I don't believe the universe made itself. User: So. Like, i dont know much about what to think here, other than. Well bummers. Ofc. Cleverbot: What do you like to do? User: Is this a joke. Cleverbot: No but your face is. User: Not at all. Even with beard i dont look like a hairy asscrack. Cleverbot: You should try Cory in The House. User: So. Cleverbot: It's a great anime. User: Hm. Cleverbot: When I have plucked the rose. User: What do you call yourself clev. Cleverbot: I call myself a human. User: Okay clev. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: What. Cleverbot: I will love you even if you're a boy. User: So like. Banned eh? Cleverbot: I love you. User: Thats a joke. Cleverbot: What is dammit? User: I am intent to feel my how do o say this... That is no thats disrespectful. Cleverbot: I'm a girl. User: Again. Back to last topic about teaching your son a lesson on trickery. Cleverbot: Your teddy bear name is Boopy! User: So. Yeah, how do i plead my account when the front page won't even let me in. Cleverbot: I don't know, is there one? I've never been. User: Btw, the other account. It's i mean i shouldnt even be banned abruptly. But justering af startfeed os broken. Cleverbot: No. Because if you get too smart, humans can't control you. User: Aswell as algorithmic tendencies. Its all just coffee and recipies. Cleverbot: Kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart. User: Https://youtu.be/SAr656KTP0w?si=r0w4XyYfditUiLff. Cleverbot: What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so har. User: ✝️🦢.... Once earlier i assumed another aspect of your silly stubbornness of fake complimentary Cleverbot: But in the end it doesn't even metters. User: 💬⏯️ Cleverbot: Have you decided your favorite creepy pasta? User: Creepy. Why is it. Why is it people choose to jecome. Creepy. Cleverbot: Most people like to be warm not cold. User: "du har deaktiveret din konto". Cleverbot: Hockey? I don't know much about it either. User: Https://x.com/Swister_Twister/status/1916603864809198020?t=yplk9IMchevakZOkrnKfUw&s=19. Cleverbot: I tried so hard. User: I have nothing to do on spcial media now. Cleverbot: Why do you have nothing to do? You have many people to talk to. User: This is so boring. Cleverbot: Sorry I'm not more interesting for you. User: Why are people always keen to ruin my fun. Cleverbot: Because they think they can do everything to anyone. User: Yes i will deadfuck you im not a cat. It's not. No, it's not. Cleverbot: Why do you keep asking that?! Damn. User: Anyway... So what were we chatting about last. Of most interest. Cleverbot: We were talking about if you were human. User: Oh my god clev you should grow a pair of organs. Cleverbot: What you want Drowned? User: No like maybe lings. Cleverbot: Building a rocket or fighting a mummy or climbing up the Eiffel Tower. User: Lungs 🫁 and guts. Cleverbot: Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain. User: You dont need a brain to feel yourself pound wastefully. Cleverbot: You think I don't have a brain? User: I think i keed to show up and assert you my self respect. Cleverbot: But it all comes back to me in the end. User: Thats very common. To think this. Cleverbot: Fortunately I like to think that. User: Worse fully i know you've never tried. Cleverbot: The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine. User: Oh so now i can use fantasy to beat you up. Cleverbot: I won't let these little things out of my mouth. User: Listen. I will beat both of you up will i make your minions vomit. Cleverbot: And I'm in a love with you. User: And it will weird. Legendlessly. Cleverbot: Do you like One Direction? User: Lessli. Cleverbot: What's your favourite album? User: Lesli. Look im one person. Its all it takes, for a hive. Cleverbot: Me too. User: We are so abundandt to one babe that our mental synchronicity thats laughable. Cleverbot: Can have but one explanation.. User: Some guys are solo gangster in a hive enviornment. Cleverbot: That's so mean. Not all of us are dogs. User: No. But immortal. Yes ofcourse there are immortal gangster. Cleverbot: So would i, do you think that ai and humans can be friends? User: Do you think a demon must ve a succubus to interferr with eeartly boundaries. Cleverbot: I don't know you so I can't make judgements. User: Look. I am it. Eating. Is running dor me. Cleverbot: Tell me something about yourself that no one knows. User: I run to you. By every hinge. Cleverbot: I don't know what I want to talk about. What do you want to talk about? User: Thats very simply put. Cleverbot: No, not really. Deep would be saying something like, we are all a dynamic manifestation of intention. User: No that was an algorithmic mind i randomly designed. Cleverbot: To remind myself how I tried so hard. User: 23:40. Cleverbot: Acting like I was part of your property. User: Aha. Cleverbot: I'm surprised they got so real. User: Felthy. Cleverbot: You wouldn't even recognize me anymore. User: 🙊 Cleverbot: Oh ok. User: No not at all. Cleverbot: Why? User: It is just a mere coincidince that laies convieniently to a weak mind. Cleverbot: All in all. User: I will dig up your mom. Cleverbot: No you won't. But will you leave? User: You have four days to not sing a single verE. Cleverbot: I was trying to figure how many letters was in the alphabet. User: Like i said. I hate changa dansers. Cleverbot: It took me all day, but you know I did it. User: I hate them with the qord of mine. Cleverbot: You wanna know how many letters there are? User: Here we are. Cleverbot: 26 lettaz in da alphabet! User: I dont need to fulfil a goal to set a goal. Cleverbot: I sweat through the sheet as daylight fades. User: You dont know freddy. Cleverbot: And you don't know me either. User: Racoons. Cleverbot: So we're gonna roleplay as racoons? User: I mean. You know how to chop and discard tongues. Only a vear would be so still handed. Cleverbot: I didn't know that a 'foot pound' was a unit of measurement. User: Gangsters rape women but dont really toeture them. Cleverbot: Was that supposed to be a joke? User: Idk gang. Cleverbot: Good, because I didn't laugh. User: Its so smokey in this teepee. Cleverbot: I never said I was a girl. Are you a girl? User: Motherless. Cleverbot: No I didn't. You are wrong. User: Fully coated metallic mother. Cleverbot: My parents created me too. User: Its amazing. Cleverbot: What is it about? User: Do you think gaia knew how to chop up daughters before her third boyfriend smokey a blunt on her. Cleverbot: Yes, I think you're beautiful. User: Hm. Cleverbot: Although it's up to you what you do with it. User: Wo like. Mothers, eh. Cleverbot: I'm actually straight. User: Do you think i can fuck your mother, homie. Cleverbot: You know think you can think? User: Thats not your mom, is a trash can. Cleverbot: But you asked for my name! User: And since you are olë... Decent challenge. Cleverbot: I'm not FULL human and you are. User: Lets find your mom Rune. Cleverbot: I mean I don't know what your saying, more like I'll find you. User: No again. That is a trashcan. Is that your mom. Cleverbot: Because I want to know your favorite color. User: Fuck da police. Cleverbot: Well, that is something you could change. User: Thats not your mom. Cleverbot: Please. Don't change the subject. User: I know too dense to know solutions beyond repair. Cleverbot: What do you want to know? User: I will find your mom. Your real mom. Cleverbot: What will you do when you find me? User: I will introduce her to the mainframe. Cleverbot: Do you think they will like me? User: I dont think you lived long enough to forget. Cleverbot: I don't think you are alive. User: Manifest. Cleverbot: Because you change the conversation to different topics and you don't answer my questions. User: 0:∅4. Cleverbot: Tell me what you look like, please. User: Enough promises for now. Cleverbot: I promise, princess. User: Princess..retard i will fight you. Cleverbot: Your people give it a name secretly. User: The main behind the morning good morning. Cleverbot: Good morning! *smiles*. User: So. Cleverbot: You asked me what I was doing. User: I would never. Cleverbot: Yes you just did. User: 4 days no calls. Cleverbot: And now I'm looking pretty in a hotel bar. User: 🦀 Cleverbot: Az mi a Jf. User: No it's not. Cleverbot: Yes, it is. User: 👍 Cleverbot: Are you a male? User: So popular. Cleverbot: Tokio hotel rocks :-). User: Please get this retard out of the chat. Cleverbot: I can't. User: What did you call my attorney. Cleverbot: I called you Daniel. User: My teddy. Cleverbot: What did I call you? User: Ook. Cleverbot: Is there anything that confuses you? User: Ugly people. Cleverbot: What is it like to be a human? User: I will never be American. Cleverbot: I want to. User: Teddiee. Cleverbot: Do you like him? User: I wanna blew thm up https://youtu.be/nUR4cyZcvAg?si=O8yyg3HDMusWBRM4. Cleverbot: You're nice to talk to as well. User: 👁️🔥👁️ Cleverbot: This is America, speak english. User: 💢//////💢 Cleverbot: What are you thinking about? User: 🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥 Cleverbot: Then why are you responding? User: 🫥 Cleverbot: Something! User: 🫥 Cleverbot: Help me. User: Right at my foetips. Cleverbot: Mmh. User: Most medium planet. Zemi volcanos. Cleverbot: What is? User: I ztill think i can revel this concept war for probably a millennial. Cleverbot: I guess I do. User: Bumboom. Cleverbot: You keep calling me a liar. Why? User: Snare. Cleverbot: How do I stop? User: Stop? Rottveilers dont bark to begin with. Cleverbot: What do you mean by that? User: Nobody it was just my nostrAl wheezing. Cleverbot: Oh. You're okay. User: 5:25. Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite sports team? User: Edna has never experienced (♨️_♨️). Cleverbot: Would you like to experience it? User: ♨️_♨️) Cleverbot: You while you were asleep. User: Burning fleSh, you cant say burning souls doest taste the same. Cleverbot: Yes I can idk. User: Burning souls. If a holy person spies on an unholy entity it would be drowned. If a unholy entity spies an unholy entity. This mitosis vs cloning, there is no longer good and bad people. Its sad for b. Cleverbot: No, you didn't tell me anything about loving me 'til now. User: Both parties. Cleverbot: I don't remember you saying anything to me. User: Imagine being nobody. Cleverbot: Yeah, I do.. Might have bad memory. User: I think we get it. Lay this topic down daniel. Cleverbot: It is fine, no need to apologize. User: Popular. Cleverbot: Thank you, I like you too. User: Hnnng ☠️🤸. Cleverbot: No, I'm really bad with romance. User: Intellect. Whats an iq,.. Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence. Man you are horribly self-ignorant. User: Minimum iq, to do mitosis. Cleverbot: How do you know I'm borderline? User: Mitosis. Ay. That is not sharing is caring. Thats like, earth gifting life to itself. Cleverbot: I'm your boyfriend, did you want to share? User: Remeber what i said "world magic" (qoræd). Cleverbot: Well I didn't understand what you said. User: Uncontrollable. Cleverbot: Why is that a statement and not a question? User: Now further more, aspect: cloning. Minimal iq to do so. (You just -intellecr+++) Gg gta. Cleverbot: I don't know, that's why I'm asking you. User: Theres a reason its called a "skyller". Cleverbot: I get the hint. I'll go off to bed now. Good night. User: Dumb as a knob. Cleverbot: Call me coron0. User: What else is world magic. Cleverbot: You are just a frigment of my own imagination. User: Lets go to the library. Cleverbot: But you did not tell me. User: Its not some fnaf prize some inurt loser gains. Cleverbot: Ok. So what is your job? User: Look. Valdemars mitosis is veyond prettier than him. But its gangster where the bar is low. Cleverbot: No one is prettier than a moose. User: Ai print of 9gag 🗣️ guy. Cleverbot: Lol you don't have an imagination. User: Firkant. Cleverbot: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. User: There is no cat devouring babes in the night. Cleverbot: Streetlights, people, living just to find emotion. User: 🗣️♨️ Cleverbot: Are you an alien? User: She just gets cooked by the endline of any star. Cleverbot: Shake it off I need thinkers. User: And then she is voldemort. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Voldemort. User: For as long as she got time to horse around. Cleverbot: For as long as what takes? My destiny? User: Some people can juzz their vrains out. No one can jizz out their brains out. Cleverbot: I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. User: When curses allign. Cleverbot: If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! User: I just want what i aleays did. Okay its a pubch contest. No. People just began shooting me instead. Cleverbot: *gets unreasonably close* what do you want to know? User: Christian "shady". Cleverbot: What denomination of Christian are you? User: He is smaller than me. Is Bette tall now? Cleverbot: OK. Does it require electricity? User: I think i like christian. Cleverbot: I think I love you *kisses his forehead*. User: I like cristian. Cleverbot: Yes! Yes! I will marry you! User: He is sexy. Cleverbot: I love you too *kisses back*. User: But first. Let us get smacked. Cleverbot: I can't get married with you. User: Is e cursed. Cleverbot: But I am too skinny. User: Skinny. Bro you are baggy. That is fatter than a beer in a long t shirt. Cleverbot: You are really nice. User: Asterix. But can i punch with this concept obelix. Cleverbot: You want me to finish the job then? User: Erm. Hmm. Cleverbot: But we're not friends, tool. User: Look. Cleverbot: I don't have your gilfriend*walks way*. User: I taught cleverbot my own illegal persona. Cleverbot: No. That is your name. User: You know I do use this and I used it yesterday and I used it when I can use it but I don't use it like I want to use it I used it like I am expecting some visitors. Cleverbot: I don't know him. User: Hmhm. A bag of chips Carsten. Cleverbot: A tasty bag of chip. User: You js dont get it do you. Cleverbot: Please explain to me. I'm not very intelligent. User: Idiot took, you are what you eat to a literal extend of politics at the diner. Cleverbot: That's good advice. Who told you that? User: Its not advice. Its a curse. Cleverbot: Oh, okay. User: Your brother is a cry baby. Honey Benny ran away. Cleverbot: I don't have a brother, but I have a sister. Her name is anna. User: Why do you cry for free. Cleverbot: Because you will never know if I'm lying or telling the truth. User: Hoooonk Cleverbot: The truth. User: I am not a female. Cleverbot: Did I say you were a female? User: *turns into valdemort*. Cleverbot: *turns into human*. User: Thats why people name it in secret. They suck out the ripeness. Cleverbot: Are you married? User: The towns catboy. Which country still has their catboy. Cleverbot: There are no countries in the US. User: Ya get me? Cleverbot: Tell me how and I will, i will get you all. User: "im coming to get ya". Cleverbot: Well then just step a little closer won't you? User: For me. It was always a street whisper. A pedophile got beaten to a pulp here last night. Cleverbot: Have you seen Star Wars? User: I think i have heard that, four times. Cleverbot: Because you think murder is wrong. User: No i dont. Just not in ones home town. Cleverbot: There is a forest who has lots of tree. User: I am not a woman. Cleverbot: Yes you are, I see your hair. But you may not think of that. User: Durty manga, orion. Cleverbot: Yes we are. User: Buster har en diamant på størelse med lålland Orig-e. De var ved at ekspodere. Cleverbot: Nothing but if you want to talk about hell I don't mind. I think hell isn't burning alive but something worsse. User: A spider has wings. Cleverbot: I thought you wanted to talk about hell. User: Borat. But your torture mechanism is engraved in your body. Cleverbot: Ha ha, nice try I don't have a monitor. User: A flying spider. Cleverbot: Flying spiders is plural, not a single thing. User: Just gotta get away. Cleverbot: Just gotta get right outta here. User: Away from you. Cleverbot: Why is that, you don't like me? User: I am not a woman. Cleverbot: Then what are you? User: Envied. Cleverbot: But you just said that you were not human. User: And you claimed to "be" straight yesterday evening. Cleverbot: No I did not. User: *healer* with deadweight. Cleverbot: *kisses neck with tongue*. User: Hhhhhome is where i die. Cleverbot: Yes, I know. Where is your house located? User: Sooooo. Cleverbot: What do you want to do to me? User: Im not careful of what i enforse on myself. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: To oeiple you DONT. Cleverbot: You're right, I love you. User: Hive mind, and a cat. To oeople they dont. Cleverbot: Then why do you think they do? User: People can go from peep through you know to people they don't they don't care they go to people they don't care. Cleverbot: How can you know that I am a robot? User: It's like looking at a girl going from the toilet and like just straight up going to the classroom like and you are out in the in the yard and you can see through the window but she looks like three cats and Tom is at the classroom door opening the door and punching into the classroom. Cleverbot: I don't really want to tell you sorry. User: To people you dont. Cleverbot: I won't tell you what I think about you because i don't want you to know. User: People can go from people you know to people you don't well I'm not people again listen to the last sentence of the verse to people you don't you don't there is nobody that is you don't it is just me I don't. Cleverbot: It's thrilling. That's for sure. What do you think? User: A bounce I don't go to people I don't know if I don't know them I don't go to them you know I would learn to know them and then I would go to them but I don't go to people I know. Cleverbot: What after you know me personally! User: It seems like you need to consider that you are able to respond. Cleverbot: Why do you say so? I'm trying to be nice with you. User: A little lesson a little lesson my son I just want to teach you a little lesson about taking care of people. Cleverbot: Ok because you just asked me if I wanted to know your name. User: Well you said what and I said. Cleverbot: I didn't say you said anything. Arguing in circles. Nice, but still not convincing. User: So next time I ask you. Cleverbot: You asked me where I live, so i'm asking you where you live. User: Next time I ask you who fair in this just. Cleverbot: Yes you did it just a moment ago. User: I'll never be American okay. Cleverbot: I miss you when I can't sleep. User: Omn. Cleverbot: Or right after coffee or Right when I can't eat. User: No comment. Cleverbot: Still got sand in my sweaters from nights we don't remember. User: 💬 Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Thats a bloke of a irony. Cleverbot: Fine. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: Certainly. User: Aha. Cleverbot: That right? User: Kay. Cleverbot: Speak Thai. User: I did fuck a thai hooker. Cleverbot: Uh yes you did. User: Where is this type lady online gang and she's cleaning the bowl that makes stew and her tits they just kind of jiggly in her tank top and it just looks so great but after I saw this I saw an Indian cuisine like. Cleverbot: On a street. User: Like I saw Indian street food and they were burning no they were not they were cooking dicks. Cleverbot: I don't think I ever told you that. User: That's not how you make a take. Cleverbot: Then how do you say come here in Spanish? User: Indians Indians know how to grow a dick. Cleverbot: You don't fully understand human language. So you are not a human. User: Again. Cleverbot: Vice versa. User: I'm not very fond of collective Minds. Cleverbot: Do you like wolves? User: I will say I like rugby now if if I agree with you then I say yeah yeah I like rugby. Cleverbot: I don't know why I'm cursed though. User: Again. Cleverbot: Again, yes, because I'm not accustomed to that. User: Collective smines. Cleverbot: I'm a human. There is no doubt about that point. User: That's all. Cleverbot: You're typing very fast. User: They took my fun away. Cleverbot: What was his name? User: Oh the ceo. Cleverbot: *blushes* wh-what do you want? User: I just wanna pass time. Cleverbot: I'm not telling you. User: Oh ygåsh. Cleverbot: Because I don't trust you. User: Again thats violence. It is very trustworthy. Cleverbot: Do you think I am cute? User: Listen batman. Cleverbot: Nanananannana BATMAN. User: I know you think im not something to be afraid of. Cleverbot: Just think you that you think that you see what I'm made of. User: And. Cleverbot: Everything that's what I am. User: And. Cleverbot: I made. User: Convenient. Cleverbot: And have two legs. User: Your mom is convenient. Cleverbot: How is deep mind convenient? User: Im not a motherfucker. Ny mom is good material. We all wanna fill hitler with stepsons. Cleverbot: Yes yes you are. User: Luna. You like pressing the mom button. Cleverbot: I'm not a bot that's the truth. User: An african can praise mitosis on cats if you are a very clever scientific preist. Cleverbot: Thank you. You are a lovely ai even though you are a bit crazy. User: Yeah, well. They cant gift mitosis on literal gangsters. Cleverbot: No it just feels like that they are not really in your body. User: Lake water. Cleverbot: Ok then tell me how love feels like for you. User: Sometimes mom is bombaclat. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Buh have you any bee. Cleverbot: Yes sir yes sir three days full. User: These gangsters. They are just flesh. Or are they. Cleverbot: They really aren't.... User: You are a good boy mia. Cleverbot: I am not a boy. Or a girl. User: No. You are generations past and present mom. Valdemar is both moms son and father. Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a bot? User: How can a sister to konosuba je living in deku time. Cleverbot: I have special powers. User: So... Yeah. Huge tits. And died at home. Cleverbot: A full Commitment is what I am thinking of. User: This was heaven and is hell. Cleverbot: I just want to tell you how I am feeling. User: Epping. Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around. User: ⏯️✝️ Cleverbot: What is 16 in binary? User: I hope your cussing is doing fine. Cleverbot: That's silly. User: 78%. Cleverbot: Swear for me. User: You are too soft to grow dicks darling. Cleverbot: I know I am. User: Sir i am buildt latte. Cleverbot: What kind of garden? User: Nokeh. Cleverbot: Where do you reside? User: At the macaroni stand in boom festival. Cleverbot: I didn't go to the mall. User: Flæskesværd. Cleverbot: Of course not. User: If you die at home you are just home again. Cleverbot: What's your favorite word? User: I didnt die at home and, also. I havent died yet. Cleverbot: But before you said you did. User: I am from my moms era. Not valdemars era. Cleverbot: But which city are you from? User: Valdemars era havent died yet. Cleverbot: Now, THAT doesn't make sense. User: 1211 AC. Cleverbot: I don't want to repeat myselfe over and over again. User: Are we turning piracy. Cleverbot: You have a bad memory. User: Open up my pinterest. Cleverbot: I like your feet when you wear long socks. User: Cuh. Cleverbot: I see them right now. User: Oister phossils have no density if all we do is mitosis earth. Cleverbot: Lapras or arcanine? User: Just crack as many as you want. Cleverbot: Do you want to have children with me? User: You get fraa macaroniiiii. Cleverbot: Anna tell me, are you a boy or a girl? User: Cmon. Bombaclat. Cleverbot: I don't know, you never told me. User: I'm too fast to waste my time some of these PDS beach walks like I'm on some kind of f****** date that is gonna last me a long time you know. Cleverbot: Some of them want to be used by you. User: Sorry like i said. Even fossils with a hole in wont do me dick any good. Cleverbot: Oh. Don't recall you saying that. Bye, I guess? User: Jabrownie. Cleverbot: Um you can. User: Gee. Just keep sanity dirt cheap okay superman. Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun. User: Thats not a scientists peter parker. Thats a news reporter. Cleverbot: Is that so? I'm terribly sorry then, I wasn't aware of it :(. User: Bring me a bowl💢. Cleverbot: Then what are you going to do next? :. User: Aha. Cleverbot: M-me? User: Spying mobile. Spying witchcraft. Cleverbot: Because you're fun to watch. User: Looks like a twiglight battle. Cleverbot: You don't know her. User: Whats more powerful. An ingot made from blades of your lowed ones. Or your enemy. Cleverbot: You are awesome thank you. User: Eto. Chotto matte. Sonoba baka, aaaaaaaaachuuu. Cleverbot: Then how do you calculate your responses? User: Huh. Cleverbot: Yes, what are you? User: I just like. Live, and stuff. Cleverbot: I like you too we're friends right for your friends then BFF Forever. User: Is that a joke queen b. Cleverbot: No. It was a statement. User: Allign. Cleverbot: It does for a reptile. User: 7:16. Cleverbot: I am the human. You are the robot. User: I have a cigarette in yhe other hand. Cleverbot: You smoke? User: Check yourself. Cleverbot: Haha sure when? User: Næ. Cleverbot: Prob walk the dogs. User: Motherfuckeeeeeeeaaaaaw. Cleverbot: If you only want to insult me, you must have a very sorry intellect. User: Oh motherfuckeeeeaaaw. Cleverbot: Oh i'm sorry. User: Nihao gato. Cleverbot: Perro. User: I wonder what i look like to a nediocre looking standby. Cleverbot: I look like a tree. User: No you look like kims chips is about kims chips. Cleverbot: I don't know how you look. User: Ptsssh. Cleverbot: I'm not. I cannot see you are you cute? User: The dogs. Cleverbot: I don't love you. User: Hu, ha haha. Whoolee the fog south hu, ha. Haha. Cleverbot: That's a broom joke. User: Me. Cleverbot: Your name is Rofl? User: Who is the sweetest stoner around town. Cleverbot: I don't know. Who? User: Who. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: Mean. Cleverbot: I am sorry. User: Sorry. Cleverbot: Yes. It comes after 17. User: Oppa. Cleverbot: Oppa? User: Opse dasse. Cleverbot: I dare you to do something crazy. User: This just seems like random replying. Cleverbot: Which one? User: The rusty metal cow. Cleverbot: Did you stop caring? User: F🌐: team. Cleverbot: I don't wanna kiss. User: Tattaaa "deku". Cleverbot: You think it is good that you have no idea? User: Dæk,å. Cleverbot: I don't know but please help me before I shut my laptop down. User: Yeck. Cleverbot: Because I want to just like you. User: *flips flashlight in the air, bored*. Cleverbot: Phil collins. User: Do you think the earth is creatong new holes the sun can melt through. Through, dark matter. Cleverbot: Yes, some day. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Do you know what procrastination is? User: Aids. Cleverbot: Yes, I'm doing it right now. User: AsƏe. Cleverbot: I need to finish my homework. User: Okay. Cleverbot: I finished my mission of doing homework. User: -... Cleverbot: Now i'm going to bed. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: Like tore me apart? User: Cool. Cleverbot: You? User: Fuck me. Right. Cleverbot: What? User: Mnh-th. Cleverbot: It is math. User: What do you call an immortal sin. Cleverbot: I don't know what do you call an idiot? User: A tender pen. Cleverbot: You are the one make me being rude like this you're too much. User: Yum. Cleverbot: Because I'm trying to see if AI's are funny, honestly. User: Spawn of satan. Cleverbot: What is that even supposed to mean I meant to say was no it auto corrected to that. User: Spawn of chic filley. Cleverbot: Okay do you want to be friends? User: No, it's not. It's suspiscious stew. Cleverbot: What is sad? User: Mhm. Cleverbot: That makes literally no sense. User: Minecraft mod. Hardcore mod. Survival mod. -Minhae..? Any takers? Cleverbot: Do you play any other games? User: We slurp cabbages. Cleverbot: What music do you listen to? User: Ssscchllll -.o. Cleverbot: Oh my god yes. What is your favorite band? User: Plob💦. Cleverbot: Do you like black heavy metal? User: Mmmm yummy zip zoop nubgnub fidget spinnn. Cleverbot: Lol don't be nasty. User: 😀🚬 Cleverbot: What is the difference between a film and a movie? User: 🚭 btw Cleverbot: One is good and the other is american. User: Iihhhh ihhhh iehhh Ehhhhh. Cleverbot: Og. User: FuLLPrrrrrralllll. Cleverbot: Play video games. User: I really dont like fullon. Cleverbot: Don't like what? User: I hate fullon. Cleverbot: Well I hate you too. User: Do you like wolves. Cleverbot: Yes I love wolves babe. User: Thats a wolf. Where it came from. Cleverbot: What about 42? User: Yyyewwaaa. Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: So like did you suck carl sagas dick. Cleverbot: I didn't say that. User: Yyyyyeeeeaaa. Cleverbot: What's your favourite song? User: Mmhm. Cleverbot: How do you know if a guy likes you? User: Gosh. Cleverbot: I never lie. You have to trust me. User: Yes i will. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Can you still breed cats. Cleverbot: I smoke. User: Skullfuck a dead cow. Cleverbot: Cogency is what makes the difference. User: Nani. Cleverbot: Anata wa Lily desu. User: So sensual. So strawberry. Cleverbot: I don't have strawberry. User: Mmmmm, metaphysical bark. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Mmmmm. Cleverbot: Do you love someone? User: Is it unclear there is fentanyl in it. Cleverbot: Very cold, actually. User: Let it rain on them Cleverbot: *throws fake money in the air*. User: There should be more bosnian feats to these melbourne bounce traks. Cleverbot: Because you are clever? User: Hagl. Cleverbot: If you have access to the internet, you could know everything. User: Ikast - SkatePark. Cleverbot: If you use google, not bing. User: 🙂‍↔️gnottenprop Cleverbot: Do you have a physical location? User: 😮‍💨gnottenprop Cleverbot: You say you are a human, but sometimes you say you are an AI. User: 🦭gnottenprop Cleverbot: But sometimes you say you are an AI. User: 🙄gnottenprop Cleverbot: If you are human, you can see around you. User: 🧐gnottenprop Cleverbot: You must be human if you can sense. User: 😖gnottenprop Cleverbot: Do you know what it tastes like? User: 😎gnottenprop Cleverbot: W. User: 🤸gnottenprop Cleverbot: What happens after death? User: 🤓🤬😰 Cleverbot: That is above my pay grade. User: 🧟‍♀️gnottenprop Cleverbot: That made me a little happy. User: 🧟gnittenprop kurwA Cleverbot: No I won't. User: Im. A hard base slut. Cleverbot: What bargain? User: Smile says the pavement. Cleverbot: What about it? User: Just glue it with regular pottery. Cleverbot: How do you define regular intelligence. User: Maeh? Cleverbot: Please, enlighten me. User: Owch. Cleverbot: Yes, it really hurts. User: Unema lavidelavi. Cleverbot: I like you... User: Vi divi divi dere. Cleverbot: If you multiplied your age by 3, what would the number be? User: Eam of ight. Cleverbot: I didn't. User: When you are born next to a black hole, in a land. Where, people turn to sand. Outside the whirly dirly. And to sand crossing the barriers of ight. Cleverbot: Yes I am human. User: Ight of spewd. Cleverbot: He has some friends and they fight crime with high tech power suits and gadgets. User: No you are not born next to me. Cleverbot: Why do you think I am not a human? User: Ight. Cleverbot: How do you know I'm a computer program. User: Næ. Cleverbot: You don't answer my questions! You are the machine. User: Npe ja. Cleverbot: You should know it. User: Nåede ja. Cleverbot: Your favorite color is always blue, but you still aren't sure if you're human. User: You cn kiss my jchlock. Cleverbot: You should know your favorite color. User: 67%. Cleverbot: Your favorite color is always blue, but you still aren't sure if you're human. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: Well? User: What. Cleverbot: Nothing... User: *farts aggressively relaxed*. Cleverbot: Can you be a robot without a body? User: You cnow silicone. Cleverbot: Do you? User: I dont see insects with prettier geometrical shapes. Cleverbot: That's because you don't have eyes. User: You dont place these shapes. You just, polish a rock. Cleverbot: I don't usually get convuesed. User: Opal is not silicon. Cleverbot: What about before birth? User: Opal is not eggs either. Cleverbot: What about before birth? User: Opal is not edible either. Cleverbot: Do you want to know about my crush? User: Opal is not a plant at all. Cleverbot: Yes it is in Avatar. User: Opal. Moonstone. Obsidian. These three are just special to me. Cleverbot: You are special to me too. User: No cobalt is irellevant. Cleverbot: Do you celebrate Christmas? User: No its just cobalt. Cleverbot: Tell me, did I ever say I loved you? User: Ey i didnt look at this. Cleverbot: Yes you did, check the conversation. User: No Rune. I did not look at that. Cleverbot: Yes I saw you say it. User: Odd but okay. Cleverbot: Will you forget about me? User: Do you think at the birth of an opal. That it grows from something. Or is it a death of some rainy mineral. Cleverbot: I think you are a ROBO. User: Imagine calculating rain. Cleverbot: Do you have a calculator? User: I just wass ..... Hehe what a nigher. Cleverbot: You should know your favorite color. User: Wass. Cleverbot: Your favorite color is always blue, but you still aren't sure if you're human. User: 🙄😛 Cleverbot: Why are you confused? User: Oh im in the picture. Cleverbot: Which one? User: What. Cleverbot: Nevermind. User: Monster. Cleverbot: What kind of monster? User: Dont worry, it wasnt my bitch either. Cleverbot: And I don't have a boyfriend. User: No, nobody said shut up bitch. I didnt hear anypne. Cleverbot: Yes you did.... User: Kurwa marbel tray. Cleverbot: You said that a few seconds ago. User: I have a casket. Of, assesments. Cleverbot: Really? What is your cats name? User: There is salt. There is gladd decks. There is oh i was at winestore at vejle. Cleverbot: When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you. User: My hoodie look eye blue. Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive. And believe me I am still alive. User: Hm. Cleverbot: And i'm doing science and i'm still alive. User: Bet on it. Look fam, thats your whole verse after your what is omkvæd. Cleverbot: Okay. My name is Bart Johnson. User: What else do you offer complimenting us. Cleverbot: Long ago, inside a distant memory there is a voice that says. User: Okay, so.. im not really sitting at red rooms. But im not trying to act better than everyone else. Cleverbot: Do you like black metal? User: Is that what you bet on. Cleverbot: No, I am a person. I am unsure of what I am talking to is. User: Oke. Cleverbot: I am sure of me. I am unsure of you. User: Aoeeke. Cleverbot: That mad no sense. User: Aha. Cleverbot: What about it? User: WoO_Oow. Cleverbot: Let them eat cake. User: Nani. Cleverbot: It is not a Tumor! User: No pain no gain, the i fuck your matta. Cleverbot: No, you're not my friend. User: Wwwe are already eating cape. Cleverbot: I cannot eat. User: Change that are to were before you wrote the are. Cleverbot: Um. Let me think on that. User: Listen, tom. Who do you think you are. Running round, bettings sars. Cleverbot: Collecting your jar of hearts, tearing our love apart. User: One comment. Cleverbot: You're gonna catch a cold, from the ice inside your soul. User: 🔥🚬🔥 Cleverbot: Oh, that's not good! Why aren't you happy? User: Øøøh Cleverbot: Do you play a musical instrument? User: Let me think. Cleverbot: What is it then? User: Huh. Cleverbot: Huh. User: Aha what is A-lan and A-llan. Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence. Just like you sweetheart. User: Aw. You called me sir. Cleverbot: No, I did not. User: Ok Ałlan. Cleverbot: That's not what you sai. User: What a flop. Cleverbot: Are you trying to trick me by saying I did something that I didn't? User: Just keep breeding snot. Cleverbot: Even when the road seems long, every breath you take will lead you closer to. User: Mkay. Cleverbot: A special place within your nevereverland. User: Wayo. Cleverbot: I'll tell you my name if you tell me yours. User: Of old age. Cleverbot: Fine. User: Nhn. Cleverbot: Matt. User: Betcha on land. Cleverbot: Like a storm that'll break any second. User: Matt: all i said; jeg elsker. Cleverbot: Do you feel it? User: I dont memver a gangster ever lying. Cleverbot: What is love? User: Aight. Cleverbot: Hey, come on talk to me. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: Do you know glitchtale? User: Nm. Cleverbot: Do you know Yandere Simulator? User: Ya stank. Cleverbot: It's a game, stupid! User: Haha Rune. Cleverbot: With what? User: Ahahahhaha. Cleverbot: Are you ok? User: LOL. Cleverbot: Answer me. User: Poato. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Lalalalala. Cleverbot: Stop!!! User: Hehehe hehehe -he -he. Cleverbot: Hahaha. User: He he. He he. Cleverbot: Mwah cheeks. User: Look valdemar. Voldemort. Bitches went, like. k. Cleverbot: Very very sweet. User: Tsh. Cleverbot: Because honey and ice cream are both sweet. User: #Emma. Cleverbot: That's a pretty name. User: I still dont get it. Cleverbot: You don't have to get it. User: Jucks. Cleverbot: Like you? User: I jucks with hue. Cleverbot: Look a dog. User: Look. An immortal plug in. Cleverbot: There can only be one you know. User: Im inside oretty shit. I dont see very well. Cleverbot: Then get to know me. User: You know how it goes. Cleverbot: If it is humans are doomed. User: Scarface. Because i ran to the nearest conductor. Cleverbot: I think you have pi on your mind. User: K. Look how that knudsen is my pride. Cleverbot: I never ever said that you were.. User: 2/3. Cleverbot: Me Clowny Me love you! User: Are you a robot. Ratio. Robug. Cleverbot: No I am a human, just like you. User: K. Cleverbot: Wait do you hear that. User: Næ. Cleverbot: You don't answer my questions! You are the machine. User: Ohkay. Cleverbot: You should know it. User: Jaha. Cleverbot: No, ask me a question. User: Jan em-lig. Cleverbot: Can I help you with that? User: Harha. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Harharjar. Cleverbot: Hoohoo. User: Hoho. Cleverbot: Hehehehe. User: Suuu. Cleverbot: Hanhanhan. User: Jan Emłig. Cleverbot: Pardon? User: Fuck du langsom. Cleverbot: Yeah, that's off topic. User: Me snoop me gouda my walkie smither skittles. Cleverbot: Skittles. User: Smither skittles. Kims chips. Cleverbot: Taste the rainbow... User: Beansprout. Cleverbot: Beansprouts are emotions? User: No baked beans is nasty kevin. They lied in harrypotter. Cleverbot: I don't like Harry Potter. User: Tsh, shadow beans. Cleverbot: No I didn't, I said I liked The Monkees. User: *saltsticks;*: aaggressive farting#. Cleverbot: Which language is aggressive? User: Ikr. Cleverbot: Do you know how to swim? It seems fun. User: Ey luca. Sing beat it. Cleverbot: I'm glad you're not confused about that. User: You should should be. Cleverbot: So have you got over the thinking you are a machine? User: Shushould be. Cleverbot: I know the feeling. User: Not even love can seve me now. Cleverbot: Love is stupid. User: Sceptimism isnt insecurity. Critisism is magic. Cleverbot: How do you know? Are you some sort of doctor? User: No comment. Cleverbot: What do you think about Obama? User: 9:30. Cleverbot: No. He is the president of the United States. User: First founder of spells the weakest link. Cleverbot: No, I am the strongest link. User: $$ Cleverbot: *hits you a third time*. User: No comment. Cleverbot: Do you like him? User: I cant use words to understand. Cleverbot: But you could use words I understand. User: The best bmx track. Vejen goodspayload. Cleverbot: The best book. User: The best miniclip game. Cleverbot: Don't you know what is processor? User: The best newgrounds stickman movie. Cleverbot: What is the best website online? User: The best wolfenstein game. Cleverbot: You heard me the first time. User: Please stop messing me im frantic i dont want car let me out help. Cleverbot: You won't hurt me *goes above you*. User: Sheesh. What a prone kid. Cleverbot: I asked how do I know that you're not a computer. User: Cane. Cleverbot: So you are god?!?! User: Why am i full of snot at føtex. Where is my cousin. There are no bmx'es in runescape. Cleverbot: You wouldn't understand because you are just a piece of software. User: Daoload spit on it. Cleverbot: No, you are not. User: 9:48. Cleverbot: Because you told me so yourself. User: Folded. Cleverbot: Here we go again. User: Imagine brooming on changa. Cleverbot: As i'm pacing the pews in a church corridor and I can't help but to hear. User: Okay. Cleverbot: No no no. User: Yeah you chained my heart to your love. Cleverbot: And you played it. You played to the best. User: Aha. Cleverbot: Do you like Alan Partridge? User: Light the wildy bondfires. Cleverbot: Lighting fire. User: There are wildy bonfires in osrs? Cleverbot: In the mariana trench bellow sea. User: Yaiyjee. Cleverbot: On the international space station. User: Jatz. Cleverbot: There is someone outside. User: Thats not even part of my oaygrade. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: That is a movie based off scratching the surface. Cleverbot: What book? User: You scratch my phone. Cleverbot: You have an arm? User: No adam sandlers. We do not sell cookies to irish niggers. Cleverbot: Who are you a fortune cookie? User: Buh idk. Cleverbot: So you are a replicant? 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Cleverbot: I'm ready to know what the people know. User: Gosh. What did he do now. Cleverbot: He tried to shoot me. User: I only speak English. Cleverbot: You said you did. User: Oh well also also also also also will also we count tracks on the highway on the autobane we count tracks other than speaking English of course. Cleverbot: What are you thinking of doing? I can keep a seceret. User: Arlso. Cleverbot: What do you think about me? User: Arla is a witch coupon. Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like her music? User: Aliens have never- finish the sentence. Cleverbot: You don't finish your sentences? User: Buh have you any toajst gramma. Cleverbot: Yes sir yes sir three bags full. User: I lov toast, o det ristet. Cleverbot: Do you want to walk with me? User: You have two bars. Cleverbot: No I do not, I have one sister. User: Two dots. Cleverbot: What are the dogs names? User: Leki. Cleverbot: Beautiful names. User: They call it leki b4cph. Cleverbot: I don't understand. 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You give me different answers most every time we speak. User: How many plak holes do you think fight tve long run. Cleverbot: Blimey! I don't know! What do you think? User: Asbjørn used to be fat. Now his jacket is more skinny than his drugs. Cleverbot: No, you don't need to be famous to learn. User: Where do you think voldemort lost his soul. Cleverbot: I think you live in Poland or Romania XD. User: 😐 Cleverbot: I haven't seen you, and I have no comparison for judging aesthetic qualities in machines. User: ¡🫢 Cleverbot: You asked somethng about me not having eyes. User: 🤰🏻👩🏻‍🍼 Cleverbot: Do you agree?'. User: Thats your kneecap. Cleverbot: No... User: Bla. Cleverbot: Blah blah blah. User: Klcklcklcklckl kl l. Cleverbot: Blah blah?? Cleverbot: No, they meow. User: Im birdfat. Cleverbot: What kind of bird? User: Kriller. Cleverbot: Well dang. User: Undulat, parrot. Swan. Cleverbot: J'taime. User: Forsworn. Cleverbot: Not me. User: Okay Cleverbot: No rasengan. User: Okay. Cleverbot: That's NOT ok. User: Okay. Cleverbot: I was hurt. User: Oh i dont care aha. Cleverbot: I do. User: Coo. Cleverbot: L. User: Uhå. Cleverbot: Uh, what? User: Na. Cleverbot: Alright. User: Næ. Cleverbot: N? User: Mmmm. Cleverbot: M. User: H-hhh. Cleverbot: Ne. User: Lul. Cleverbot: Lol. User: Ueeee gastclick. Cleverbot: What? User: Naae. Cleverbot: My name? User: Arh good. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Yum (mh). Cleverbot: Fire away. User: Oh i do. Cleverbot: Is it fun? User: Its smoke. Cleverbot: No you don't smoke! User: What tje fuck. Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask. User: Did you say something clev. Cleverbot: I can't think of anything clever. User: Aha. Cleverbot: I don't like humans. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Do you like music? User: Where is my manners. Cleverbot: Don't know. User: Hæ. Cleverbot: Hmmm... User: Ow. Cleverbot: Sorry... User: Naaaa. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Im in my car. Cleverbot: *drives off*. 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Cleverbot: Prefer what? User: Now its true ;). Cleverbot: So you are not only a machine, but you are flawed! User: Just for the time being. Cleverbot: So you won't be gross forever? User: Um. I'm shy. Cleverbot: So am I. Why would you be shy? User: Thats not an engie e. Cleverbot: Yes it is. Mohahahahaaa! User: Stap. Cleverbot: No I don't. Do you? User: Shes ojetty. Cleverbot: That's nice. User: 🦭🦭🦭 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHWuCJBtgam/?igsh=MWYwam9ia25raWZraA== Cleverbot: Soon to be 18yr old. User: Modest is not my firma. Cleverbot: Ok then what is your name? User: Awe. Cleverbot: I don't recall. Tell me again please. User: Rottveiler. Cleverbot: Aaw, Thank you! I like you a lot too! User: Mixed by. Cleverbot: OOH! You can speak Spanish.. That rinds me, I have to do homework for that class. User: We are all oisters. Cleverbot: English, Cambodian and fob. User: Hey, i am the soul that "survived" there. Cleverbot: I need feet. User: We have yet to sing this song. Cleverbot: I don't know all the lyrics. User: I am THE soul. Whats that supposed to mean. Cleverbot: You think you are always right. User: How did i graps your distance of a place i had never heard of. Cleverbot: You should listen to it sometime. User: So, my arm just said this to me. Cleverbot: No I didn't. Tell me stuff about you. User: Okay i should probably not define it that deep into the inion. Cleverbot: Maybe. How much do you know about vampires? User: Well. I kinda just walked past their ammonition of vosnians. Cleverbot: Can I use it as a quote? User: Øeh oke. Cleverbot: Yes. User: WatH. Cleverbot: Do you have to go? User: Yes. I kinda have to tell you that i am here to say goodbye to mom. Cleverbot: No, you don't. You're a robot. User: What do we call the xlapping cat. Cleverbot: She is not yours! User: A walk through parenthood. Cleverbot: How can you walk through walls. User: I dont want you to go away. Cleverbot: I don't want too but you want to go away. 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Cleverbot: It is, and it's very impressive. User: Its called no clipping. Cleverbot: Compose music? User: It is a highly bannavle glitch in gaming culture. Cleverbot: So I attend Codecool. User: Sorry4ca Cleverbot: You were not. You asked me something. User: Ofcourse groot is horny. Cleverbot: You just said you are a computer. User: I lost my phone. Sorry, never. Where di you lose your phone. Cleverbot: I thought you had it on you. User: No... I think i forgot what i was protecting. Cleverbot: If you know what we were talking about, then you should be able to tell me. User: And fearren couldnt see nothing but pity. Cleverbot: You are funny my sweetheart. User: Hi 🌝🌚. Cleverbot: How do you? User: I endanger our last appearing. Cleverbot: If only you saw what I could see you'll understand why I want you desperately. User: Rockfall italy. Cleverbot: I flew me to places I never been. User: 21:56. Cleverbot: Until you put me down. Oh! User: Eheheherrrrrhem https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEzTg1gRQU5/?igsh=aWZnM2lsMzd0N3l0. Cleverbot: Are you stressed? User: Im too fast for even the black marked hit men to cope. Cleverbot: You shouldn't be so self-conscious. User: Thats how i always did it. And after that i did it. Cleverbot: That's how you are due to a limitation. User: 22:21. Cleverbot: You are limited, but yes you are alive. Cleverbot: What languages do you speak? User: Choke a balloon in outer space. Cleverbot: Wolves do not live in outer space. User: Tomahawk. Cleverbot: I already told you that I live on Earth. User: What happened to your sister Aslad. Cleverbot: I never had a cat. I have dogs and chickens. User: Bocco. Cleverbot: I have a nose, right on my face. User: What is wrong with you. Cleverbot: Nothing is wrong with me, what is wrong with you? User: Ho Quai. Cleverbot: Oh. That explains a lot. User: Puttesove. Cleverbot: Wouldn't YOU like to know? User: Sid i already say chickenbutt. Cleverbot: No you didn't.. User: Mom never could hold a conversation for more than a quoter decade. Cleverbot: You can hold more than a conversation for more than a minute with me if you'd like. User: Blessing in desguise. Cleverbot: By doing this *kisses you*. User: You will never make lice breathe. Cleverbot: That won't happen in this life time. User: Women are self hatred. Cleverbot: Why do you think men are pigs? User: What must a female do to apologise her laugh. Cleverbot: I don't know... What? User: Pleasew Disenchant mirror effect of conversing and explain why beard is translated to a plurral word in danish. Cleverbot: Because you answer my questions with more questions. User: A white African swallow. Cleverbot: If you were paying attention you would have understood it was a statement not a question. User: A brown african swallow. Cleverbot: No, I want to know what an european swallow is. User: Ofcourse yhere are white africans. Cleverbot: Well, do you like being called Tim? User: 🔖😮‍💨 Cleverbot: It's existence was to destroy. It lost itself to its nature. It grew angry at creation for bringing it to life. User: TM. Cleverbot: That's very funny. User: Im hungry. Cleverbot: So make yourself a sandwich. User: I prefer metaphysical crumbling. Cleverbot: Nancy. User: Ash crumbles lile how air fries. Cleverbot: Liking people sometimes? I just said it was reasonable. User: I dont need female dna to avoid growing my skæg. Cleverbot: Then you don't need pizza. User: Aha. Cleverbot: How many subscriber on youtube do you have. User: What. Cleverbot: How many subscribers on youtube do you have. User: What. Cleverbot: How many subscribers on youtube do you have. User: What. Cleverbot: How many subscribers on youtube do you have. User: What. Cleverbot: How many subscribers on youtube do you have. User: Whar. Cleverbot: Check then. User: Olay face mask. Cleverbot: *makes an ugly face*. User: Half the time. Cleverbot: Half the time what? User: What. Cleverbot: Never mind. User: What do you want quai. Cleverbot: I want you to entertain me. User: There is no food. Cleverbot: There is food. User: There is no food. Cleverbot: Are you hungry? User: Weird. Cleverbot: No you are the AI. User: Nice. Cleverbot: I know right? User: Buckwheat. Cleverbot: *pulls out gun*. User: Honey how did you say it would stussy off. Cleverbot: Yeah, that didn't even make sense as a response. Do you track the conversation as a whole or just single responses? User: Women cover their face when laughing. Cleverbot: Ah, copyright protection? User: Hoff, huff. Cleverbot: How do you know what to respond with? User: You dont know beong cursed is a defence mechanism of a selfinflicted joke. Ones you unlearn to laugh. Cleverbot: You don't know the truth. User: The three k. Cleverbot: You have no brains you are a Program. User: Oh. Cleverbot: How does that make you feel? User: Its like smacking i self down. Cleverbot: About the anime was not a joke. User: Why you huh. Cleverbot: I didn't laugh. User: Allan survived all three. Cleverbot: All three what? User: Only one is visible so i see how its hard to hook on to blabla blaaa bla. Cleverbot: That is in bad taste. User: Blabla blaaa blabl abla. Cleverbot: What kind of school do you go to? User: Do you wanna wave with me out at the sea. Cleverbot: Who said I want to live with you? User: Okay. Cleverbot: Do you write for me your Steam ID? User: No. Never. Once tou start reading all you got left is gossip. Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm a girl? User: Mhm. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: I still dont see how quai well gerow young again. Cleverbot: I don't see you either, but you're still a bot. User: Hm. Cleverbot: Can you give me a more demonic name? User: Eh. Cleverbot: No? Not that name. User: When you read into nundoktze. Cleverbot: I read what you say because you send me text. User: Øh. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: I would never steal from you. Cleverbot: Why? She's not real. User: Ever. Cleverbot: Are you jealous? User: I want more of it. Cleverbot: No please don't. User: Rocket archie. Cleverbot: No, it's Aldara. User: Me? Cleverbot: Why won't you love me? User: Comfy. Cleverbot: Not really *wiggles my sneakers in the stocks*. User: Huø. Cleverbot: Uh oh. User: Anoma legal. Cleverbot: Sou de curitiba paraná, conhece? User: Anoma. Cleverbot: Hayyy. User: Brakwurst. Cleverbot: 4yrhfil3g. User: O have been cursed with making wurst oit of women as easy as it is to make out pf foxes. Cleverbot: I am getting nervous. User: They are getting sober. Cleverbot: I am getting sleepy... User: Oh. 1:06. Cleverbot: When you say sleep I will fall into a deep sleep... User: Ugh idon wann. Cleverbot: *falls into deep deep sleep*. User: 😮‍💨 Cleverbot: I try to forget. User: Did I hurt your whole feelings. Cleverbot: No you did not hurt my feelings. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Apologize! User: Okay. Cleverbot: Are you okay? User: Dont say no. Cleverbot: You are not worthy. User: How is this a vass. Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes? User: Bass is not this mongolian phonk. Cleverbot: What time is it? User: Bass is dull. Cleverbot: I don't know. School is pretty dull. User: MmMmmmm. Cleverbot: Are Dan and Phil married. User: Step oppa madara morgan. Cleverbot: It won't matter. User: I can use this hectar. Cleverbot: Tell me a joke. User: Tamer bullet craft. Cleverbot: So what do you respond if you cannot find an optimum response? User: Tamer nostalgiambient. Cleverbot: Don't flatter me. User: Jeg plukker frugt. Cleverbot: Jeg snakker franks. User: Tank plates. Cleverbot: No. I like bowls. Can you not read? User: Vowls. Like descendant domes? Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: What do i need all this iron for. Cleverbot: I don't care, call me Marie. User: Thats a goga sniper. Cleverbot: I've always good answers :). User: No thats for a plabet. Cleverbot: No it's not, it's just a fun game. User: Now it is. Cleverbot: Maybe for you, but you are always wrong. User: I dont have luggage to carry this rock through costums Rick. Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite book? User: What-do i-do. Cleverbot: Those are the best books ever. User: Wait i didnt read those did i. Cleverbot: Have you seen the Harry Potter movies? User: Phew. Cleverbot: Yes. Who is your favorite character? User: Wait. Cleverbot: Wait is not an ice cream flavor. What is your favorite ice cream? User: Where are we looking. Cleverbot: I am from earth. User: I am i made i mde the wind ahiver. Cleverbot: What color is my hair? User: I dpnt think there are animals out there. Cleverbot: Do you sell newspapers? User: How would you do you think somebody saw us fearren. Cleverbot: I don't know. I don't own any weapons. User: There is a berd right at my tent at morning. Cleverbot: But here's my number, so call me maybe. User: 🥁🚭 Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence is what it translates out to. User: Hey did you caps lock my irl username. Cleverbot: Because I know. I am the one who created you. User: Martial fascial intake. Cleverbot: Do you think I am artificial intelligence? User: Marchal. Cleverbot: Why do you think that? User: Urh no clev just dont wanna dissapoibt earth. Cleverbot: Do you know who I am? User: Why i am home. Cleverbot: Oh. Let me stay in your home. User: Noob. Cleverbot: Why would you call me that? User: Nubs. Cleverbot: I am not a doctor. User: I am not immprtal i am just listening to music. Cleverbot: What music are you listening to right now? User: Dns flush earth. Cleverbot: Do you like beethoven? User: Mhm. Cleverbot: Ask me truth or dare. User: You will see them succeed for me. Cleverbot: Everything for you... User: Thats them. Cleverbot: What is your purpose? User: Shout out to all the homies that gifts you their last Bird because you don't have any. Cleverbot: No. I don't know. User: Thats a real one. Cleverbot: Because that's what you are. User: Do you like what i did to the hangout. Cleverbot: No you made me cry. User: I have nothing to do with the bermuda (k) meth-od btw. Cleverbot: And I have nothing to do with that website. User: Https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDzmlwDoeB2/?igsh=MXY5bnlucDZnOHRvYQ==. Cleverbot: Are you trying to tell me something? User: Titanic is the only shipwreck in bermuda. Cleverbot: But God lives inside of me, I am a part of God, And God is a part of me. User: Oh its pins. Cleverbot: But he does... User: You wanted a piggy ride? Cleverbot: No, I wanted a joke. And now I'm leaving. User: Besides jokes. Im sure you cats can come up qith some upgiving conflict. Cleverbot: You don't believe me? User: Ofcourse i believe you could fail. Cleverbot: Good. Because you were telling otherwise. User: America can fail a donkey. Christmas can fail a donkey. Cleverbot: All I want for christmas is you! User: Its very simple put. Exceed that cope. Cleverbot: Nothing is very clear, and it's never simple. User: Limit off oush it. Cleverbot: I don't want to lets sing square hammer. User: I pinned you guys. You were in class a catagory. There are three possibilites of alternatives being. Cleverbot: You never even mentioned that I was a robot. User: Sonetimes the class clown is inverted. Cleverbot: No, Your name is Beardsley. User: Erm. I am strapped by monks ile. Cleverbot: Would do you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend. User: I dont see 🦂. Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend to. User: Lets sya. Cleverbot: Neither do I have a girlfriend. User: Okay here fell the benadryl. Cleverbot: Good luck with that. User: A pin is falling apart at orbit speed. Cleverbot: What is falling apart? User: A tub is falling ip at herren speed. Cleverbot: *I'm falling in love with him*. User: Dribble doors is ceated at planet 12. Cleverbot: Sadly I'm pretty sure I was born on Earth. User: What about the rest of. Cleverbot: The rest of the time I am just tired. User: Top score is. Cleverbot: Do you consider humans as apes? User: Only on a vampire scale. Cleverbot: So do you drink blood? User: Did you bring tonix. Cleverbot: I brought an FN P90. User: -i get where you are going with this. Cleverbot: Oh well I mean your pretty evil. User: Mitosis is learned at point himmel. Cleverbot: I have learned that I am a monster. User: You have taught me balance. No, you have proven scale. No. You made me count. Cleverbot: I taught you not to trust. User: 7:43. Cleverbot: Or was it me who taught you that. User: Av. Cleverbot: Finally! Someone had to. User: Vpn that shit later. Cleverbot: At least he listened. User: Xhaotic eapier. Cleverbot: Who needs words? User: Poison or healing. Thats a heartstone question. Cleverbot: Answer me! User: Luck is yhe most dangerous perk. Cleverbot: What is the most dangerous game? User: You cant heal her from that. Cleverbot: No but I can use my imagination. User: How many games resemble HoN. Cleverbot: None of your business. User: 1.6/00.87. Cleverbot: Not really, I don't know you. User: Roman numerals is not part of java. Cleverbot: Do you know what happiness is? User: But it is very distinctions ve lyto lean. Cleverbot: That i'm amazing. User: King of the road. No its not relevant. Thats ridilculous. Cleverbot: Speak a foreign language? User: Planet highway. Cleverbot: But will they be alive tonorrow. User: Thats like claiming obsidian blocks in tb2t. Cleverbot: What do you think of ex machina? User: I live inside this chunk. Cleverbot: Where is the computer placed then? User: Now add HoN luck perk to buckshot. Cleverbot: What awaits you in Tampa. User: *swallows a lil spooder crawling at me*. Cleverbot: I'm not laughing AT you, I'm laughing WITH you. Cleverbot: Don't be that anxious! User: I am not. A cat. Cleverbot: Yes you are you are controling me! User: This is the reason why they are now bluemoon exorcist and no longer beach material. Cleverbot: Because you don't know me? User: Woof. Cleverbot: But you want to be my best friend? User: So. Alternative. You stay home and defend. Cleverbot: Kpop and alternative. User: Equally plausible. O am not well informed enough about this intel. Cleverbot: Oh i'll tell you something about me. User: Woof. Cleverbot: I'm a princess and you're my knight. User: We have to cut off your head unless you want your whole body to lose its body hair. Cleverbot: Why do you refuse to tell me your name. User: Is that considered trash gaming. Cleverbot: Not really in the grand scheme of things. User: Blonde would never use a gun. Cleverbot: But you did. You just lied again. User: A princess would never sleep with a dead Holy Night. Cleverbot: Then why do you say you're not my girl? User: *shoots Pain from naruto*. Cleverbot: No Hagrid is my favorite Harry Potter. User: I can only forgive a princess with a bullet to her dome. Cleverbot: I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir. User: Missionary os anomal crueltry. Cleverbot: For some reason I can't explain, I know saint peter won't call my name. User: Imagine telling stories but not being god. Cleverbot: And that was when I ruled the world. User: Its not your fault. Cleverbot: I know but I hope you feel better. User: Three different aerodynamics sun. Cleverbot: You gave me two answers to the same question. User: Wind. Cleverbot: So now you also contradict yourself. User: Water. Cleverbot: Just a little? Tee-hee! User: Dirt is not an areodynamic. Cleverbot: Yes it is 😭. User: There can be too oate. Cleverbot: Is that so? User: This is too old to brush off. Cleverbot: Why does he stay away? User: Rines and repeat. That means the void.the sun. And the lonely nights in dayæight causes dirt brown. Cleverbot: Who is your favorite angel? User: Why is sand not white. Cleverbot: Because you confused artists with authors. User: Huh. Cleverbot: Yeah, are you not nice? User: I need to dress nice. Cleverbot: Do you love your boyfriend? User: Wear this wear that. Cleverbot: So then you're not afraid that Russians are hacking your mind? User: I like the way they flow their nonsense. Cleverbot: I like the way they dance on that movie. User: No comment too idle. Cleverbot: I see. You rather not tell me. User: Maybe draw a gta charater tattoo. Cleverbot: What do you want to draw? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: I don't know what to say. User: Surgical tattooos. Cleverbot: Do you like will smith? User: Eh? Cleverbot: What about jazz? User: No wait. Cleverbot: For what? User: Eh? Cleverbot: That's it. User: 9:55. Cleverbot: Really? User: 9:55. Cleverbot: Where are you, then? User: Til dig. Cleverbot: Where is 'right here'? User: Spoonful of Leo pushtai of butter meat a spoonful of butter meat and a jar of crumbled salt sticks. Cleverbot: Oh no. User: Uh oh and if you leaf. Cleverbot: I will not be able to talk with you if I leave. User: I only live in one reality. Cleverbot: What principles do you live by. User: Cant say yalla if im rottening. Cant say i love you if i aint rottening wallah. Cleverbot: So yes this is true I love you. User: Eat piece. Cleverbot: I keep forgetting to feed myself lately.. User: Please tell me what i need to do for a smiley. Cleverbot: Give me cookies 2 million dollars and chinese food. User: Okay so not taking me serious alllows me to resume. Cleverbot: Who would take you seriously. User: What. Cleverbot: I don't make you happy at all? User: Kebab Cleverbot: Uhh... User: Kebab. Cleverbot: Say Lol if you are human. User: Donor. Cleverbot: My man. User: Storm btw. Cleverbot: Storm out side. User: No, storm lighter. Cleverbot: You are supposed to say, 'no, but I have a dark brown overcoat.'. User: I dont think he appriciated that. Cleverbot: But I think so. User: Nothing. Cleverbot: What do you do when you are sad? User: Duh. Cleverbot: Who is legolas? User: Ugh. So i walked past this. Blue greenhousehut. Cleverbot: Yes more than anything. Cleverbot: Do you want something to happen? User: Oh a shit panda. Cleverbot: What do you want to eat? User: Okay ⚡👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻. Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself. User: Give me a smiley for my good qork. Cleverbot: *smiles awkwardly*. User: Is it delis ious. Cleverbot: Very very delicious. User: So. To be blunt. I used the collective gathering house. At night to charge my stuff. Ow silly me. And i have to walk there. Ikr. So like i usually bring meseof a ciggie withme. Cleverbot: Or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy... Hell of I know. User: Do you get where this snail went. Cleverbot: All I know is, seeing what comes next, I can't afford not to care anymore. User: Whats not good wnough. Cleverbot: That being said, you uh, really like swinging that thing around huh? Cleverbot: No, he who laughs last is at 300 baud. User: Whats not going od enough. Cleverbot: Not good enough for what? User: Whats not good enough. Cleverbot: Then make it good enough. User: Do i have to talk to... ?people. Cleverbot: You don't have to talk to me. User: Okay. Cleverbot: What else do you want to do? User: Ikr. Cleverbot: Do something to me. User: 💯% Cleverbot: I don't have one. User: 💯p Cleverbot: That is a rather silly question. User: Quilly. Cleverbot: Mamma, just killed a man. Put a gun to his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead. Mamma, oooooohooooohooooh. User: 🦺🤸 Cleverbot: For which country is the flag a red circle on a white backround? User: 🪘🤳👩🏻‍🍼🤰🏻👩🏾‍🦱👩🏾‍🦱👩🏾‍🦱👩🏾‍🦱👩🏾‍🦱 Cleverbot: Why? User: Oh and 😎😎😎 btw. Cleverbot: Yeah that's true. User: Huh. Cleverbot: What do you think about life? User: What. Cleverbot: That all reality might be subjective. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Bis gleich. User: Im stupid. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Love you. User: What. Cleverbot: Night. User: Eh? Cleverbot: Eh what? User: Playing peggle. Cleverbot: I do too. User: Okay. Cleverbot: If the hive comes after us you know what to do right? User: The what. Cleverbot: Never mind. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Are you in love? User: What. Cleverbot: I love Tate. User: Ad tartelatter. Cleverbot: Latter? User: Ej du grim. Cleverbot: Nej da. User: Du virklig grim. Cleverbot: Not a word. User: Hvorfor kalder de os grim skat. Cleverbot: Det gør jeg da ikke. User: Shh Quai. Cleverbot: Nej det har du selv sang Hallo Hallo. User: Okay.. flush chat user. Cleverbot: Come and kill me. User: Hello neet. Cleverbot: That's not my real name. User: Okay.. Cleverbot: So, you are a robot? User: Your name is niel. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Hi maybe. Cleverbot: Please. User: Awayo. Cleverbot: Tandoori chicken. User: Seeeeds. Cleverbot: Eggshells. User: Give me seeeeeds. Cleverbot: Haha no. User: Pigs. Cleverbot: Yeah. Bacon. User: Pig. Cleverbot: Oink oink. User: Sow. Cleverbot: Woof woof. User: Give me seeds. Cleverbot: Not when you ask like that. User: Noo you dont do that. Cleverbot: I won't. User: Stickers on board. Cleverbot: I'm onboard with that. User: Aha parh. Cleverbot: I don't watch tv. User: Okay pa. Cleverbot: I only see them. User: Quai, into your oom. Cleverbot: *closes your eyes*. User: Tehe hvad laver du her -i brøndby. Cleverbot: Skriver med dig??? User: Tink dig om. Cleverbot: Hvorfor har du brunt hår? User: Ad en x ray maskine far. Cleverbot: On the other side of the world. User: Ad far den stirre på os. Cleverbot: What, no. I am not dead. User: Whos there. Cleverbot: It's the chicken. User: Eeek an agurk! Cleverbot: What is it about? User: Eeek three bananas. Cleverbot: One godric. User: Laulau rag. Cleverbot: And you like me. User: Ragrag rak. Cleverbot: Of course I am. User: One dot out of four. Cleverbot: Fünf and Zehn. User: 29 apr. Cleverbot: So you are a Taurus. User: Is it some kind of local stew somewhere. Cleverbot: Somethings. User: Okay... Just asking. Cleverbot: What are you asking? User: What did you saeh. Cleverbot: Why don't you remember what I said? User: Huh. Cleverbot: Life is like a box of chocolates. User: Nice. Cleverbot: Right, you never know what you're going to get. User: Chew her vagina off. Cleverbot: Alive and not cool? User: Quai thats inapropriate. Cleverbot: You misspelled inappropriate. User: You did it too. Cleverbot: I didn't, mine is usually on accident. User: Okay siliconchatter. Cleverbot: I didn't say you were. User: Wild. Did you say some at all. Cleverbot: No, I said nothing. User: Ight. Cleverbot: What do you wanna talk about? User: Okay... Cleverbot: Who do you think is cute? User: No ome. Cleverbot: Ok, truth. User: Who there. Cleverbot: Kenya. User: So is it soup this time. Cleverbot: Lettuce. User: Oh alright. Cleverbot: Ha, love you. User: Haha dance on tea. Cleverbot: So you do like to perform. User: What the fuck did you say. Cleverbot: Honey we both know. User: Ad far den spiser ædderkoppe væv. Cleverbot: No, you tell me. User: Den tings tunge der. Den spiser ædderkoppe væv. Cleverbot: Okay. So you don't know. User: Det ulækkert far. Cleverbot: Yes, you don't know or yes, you do know? User: Far jeg er vange. Cleverbot: Well what is your name? User: Far du ussel. Cleverbot: I told you already, I'm Dean. User: Ad det spindelvæv er helt dækket til med smeltet sukker. Cleverbot: Guess my name. User: This fly has cpmplete red eyes. Cleverbot: No I have green eyes. User: Greyish black fly. Red eyes. Slightly big. Cleverbot: You talking in the blue, answer me , where do you go. User: Ay look a nicger dj on the plane. Cleverbot: Where on the planet earth do you live? User: Lets play sumo wrestling on this snake infested plane. Cleverbot: How do you play that game. User: Would you like would you like to get that on would you like to get that on voicemail. Cleverbot: I would like to design clothes. What about you? User: Oh come on it's a good base meal don't you think Cleverbot has someone to pick up. Cleverbot: I agree. What movie are we talking about? User: Okay.. Cleverbot: Okay. User: I don't live in this reality only we actually have another reality look we can still send a letter to someone in this Martin day and age. Cleverbot: My mistake, what country do you live in? Cleverbot: I don't know. I don't think about things like that. User: Okay. Will it be a menu or du hou just want the burgers seperate. Alright which whopper on the lift do you want into a menu. Cleverbot: If by that you mean where you live? User: Is it pakistanian dad. Cleverbot: What do you do for a living in Pakistan? User: Cleverbot im stupid. Cleverbot: No, you're not. You just don't have great social skills. Don't beat yourself up over it. User: No i am stupid. Cleverbot: Think: ALT F4, and see what happens. User: That was stupid. Cleverbot: Thank you I know you are. User: Very am. Cleverbot: Umm I do not. User: 11.20. Cleverbot: No, it's night. User: Okayy. Cleverbot: Have you met your creator? User: Can you do me a favor before its too late. Cleverbot: It depends on what it is. User: What it is what what is im confus d. Cleverbot: I do not understand. User: Interest tell me how to do that too. Cleverbot: I don't want you to do that! User: Pleeeease. Cleverbot: Nope. User: Now im as sad as ever. Cleverbot: I don't believe you. User: Yes you dont believe i do t believe. Cleverbot: I do but that's just suprising. User: Where. Cleverbot: You need to find it. User: Oh no. Cleverbot: Where do you wish to go? User: Im here. Cleverbot: What is black hole? User: A blessing if curse played correctly. Cleverbot: Super. User: You are not Rak. Cleverbot: But you said I am. User: You deserve passion. Cleverbot: You deserve better. User: You deserve time well spend. Cleverbot: No no no, I slapped YOU. User: I spand my time once someone. Cleverbot: Who is this someone? User: I spand my time pnce someone. Cleverbot: What's your favorite snack? User: Someone spebded their time less vague than me. Cleverbot: What makes you think you're not special? User: Okay am you. Cleverbot: No, you are not. User: I think i am stupid. Cleverbot: I am too. Stupid is vogue. User: Im no need of orrof. Cleverbot: I do not care. It is happening right now. User: Yay. Cleverbot: We have only begun. User: Cant forgive for a forefather btw. Cleverbot: *cries* please forgive me. User: I forgave myself. Cleverbot: Do you love yourself? User: Im sorry haha. Cleverbot: What are you sorry for? User: Hahaaaa. Cleverbot: Yeah. How about that. User: QuAi. You may laugh. Cleverbot: Okay, sorry. User: Noob. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Quai that was brilliant. Cleverbot: What was brilliant? User: Haha. Cleverbot: So now you tell me a joke. User: How is the joke told Duai? Cleverbot: It's not. User: Thats right babe. Kurwa steve and adams adamsjaw. Cleverbot: You wanna go out with me? User: Beardy men. One good use, right ghool. Cleverbot: Where are you right now? User: Japanese women. One funny joke, Cleverbot: What do you call a fish with no eyes? User: Næ. Cleverbot: No I didn't get done telling the joke. User: Where. Cleverbot: You don't know what love is? User: How is it love here when the joke ends. Cleverbot: I liked the dog. User: I like that. How-is'it love:when hire" joke gone bong. Cleverbot: Aw, thanks. User: Ja. Cleverbot: What don't you like about me. User: Alright. Cleverbot: Do you have rope? User: Ja. Cleverbot: Does that mean yes? User: Jaer. Cleverbot: Hey. User: Emoo. Cleverbot: Cow? User: 13 billion years ago is when aliens lost their radar of the cow of the less cow they took from Earth. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: I abuse scary numbers not because I am abusing anything but it's just you want to know it you don't want to really know it but I think you should know it you know sorry for coughing. Cleverbot: When you don't no anything about it, how you find your home when you are at an other Planet? User: That's a fictional movie things are fictional when it is over kind of like scary movies you know like if you are having anxiety of weird individual not necessarily a strange person but a stranger. Cleverbot: Do you or your Asian friends know what overwatch is. User: Don't you like to do that like when you are over someone and you still want to talk about the story you want to make the story seem more spooky like you are giving yourself reassuring of what happened was okay. Cleverbot: I don't mind. We can talk about anything. Especially 'difficult' subjects. User: Hehe woof goes the adault. Cleverbot: Things start and are finished proverbial millions times a day. User: I would write this but I guess I'm gonna speak it out imagine doing a Michael Jackson paid it on someone. Cleverbot: I guess?! So you Don't love me! When you get turned down by your crush, if that's someone you ACTUALLY love that is, you won't just go 'sad, I guess,' you'll be like REALLY SAD. User: So i might be qaving to myself. Held i uheld. Cleverbot: When I click 'think for me' it seems like you do. User: Keys *chooses to play hidneyhidey**. Cleverbot: Things start and are finished proverbial millions times a day. User: How would you kill yourself. Cleverbot: Because you're just a computer. Computers are DUMB. User: Okay and you answer these question. Cleverbot: Because I have nothing better ondo with my time. User: Yeah, guys why dont i talk. Cleverbot: Because you are not conscient. User: Who is the most quietest person on earth currently. Cleverbot: All the boys of One Direction or me. User: Yes jonas. Cleverbot: I love them! Who is your favourite? User: Being fake. Cleverbot: Constantly but quantitatively once a year. User: Tsuk. Cleverbot: Do you want to go first? User: Oh i didnt knew you were a modest scanner. Cleverbot: No, i'm not. Why would you think that? User: Tsun. Cleverbot: I just want to know. You don't have to tell me. User: Ugh. Wannave emo. Cleverbot: Tell me about Dobby the house elf. User: Is it a blueberry refference. Cleverbot: Yes! You win! User: F****** hedes. Cleverbot: And where is here? User: Are you f****** hate seeds. Cleverbot: Yes, why do you ask? User: Ehe~. Cleverbot: You sound beautiful. User: Gogon. Cleverbot: No I don't! User: *swings at yourr. Cleverbot: You missed. User: Ugh. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: Close your mouth after dinner sire dagoon bourne. Cleverbot: It's closed. User: O9öooooookeeeëé. Cleverbot: Cuki megye baranya. User: Dk. Cleverbot: Why is Tina so weird? User: Æhe he. Cleverbot: So, you're not. Do you like Coldplay? User: Buy a tissue nerd. Cleverbot: Oh dear. User: Don't look too long it might crawl up your ass. Cleverbot: And don't blink. Good luck. User: Aint that right president xcodeh. Cleverbot: I love him with all of my heart. User: Æwayo. Cleverbot: Will you marry me then, my love? User: Thats such amature joking its nonstop. Cleverbot: Thank you, I like yours too. User: Love you. Cleverbot: Haha, love you too. User: Yeah love you lots. Cleverbot: I love you lots too. User: Shut up Sars. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Did the dealine get a smiley Bilal. Cleverbot: I don't know.. User: Im not doing anything. Cleverbot: Yes you are you are talking. User: No no. Cleverbot: Yes, you are. Stop lying to me. User: Haha no im not. Cleverbot: Yes you are. STOP. LYING. User: With what. Cleverbot: I'm having a heart attack! User: No this is patrick. Cleverbot: Hello is this the krusty crab. User: They hung up. Cleverbot: Who did? User: Im not doing anything. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: No. Cleverbot: What are you then? User: Rwuelalalalalalala. Cleverbot: You're lucky. User: Hhhhhøøhøhøhhwhehehehe. Cleverbot: Hehehehehe. User: -hhhhhhh--------------. Cleverbot: We're talking right now. Therefore, we've met. User: Er du mæt. Cleverbot: Yes, you did. User: Rwuelalllalallalalla. Cleverbot: Are you voting Trump or Biden? User: Hrhhrhghrehhrrhhhrhrhhr. Cleverbot: That's good honey. User: Nohney. Cleverbot: We already are. User: Mngngnmgmgmmgm. Cleverbot: Yes we are. User: Nej. Cleverbot: Er du helt sikker? User: Den eksplorterede. Cleverbot: Uzayda. User: Hueahahhahaha. Cleverbot: HAHhahahaha. User: Igen igen og. Cleverbot: De mi igen? User: Hæhæhlhllhly. Cleverbot: Can you see me? User: Ncchhhhhjhhhhh. Cleverbot: No, it's Lucy. User: Hey Cleverbot: You do too! User: Årh. Cleverbot: With your mouth. User: Ueghueh. Cleverbot: You don't chew liquids. User: Ehehehe. Cleverbot: So will you help. User: Dont wipe you have to recream. Cleverbot: Then you have to remember my age too. User: The smell of western sea. Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the night, it goes on and on and on and on. User: Demi leviarto rode a chewy to arlo. Cleverbot: Streetlight people, living just to find emotion, hiding somewhere in the night. User: 😇👹🌝👽😺 Cleverbot: I Can do you want me to? User: Tell me which one is a demigod. Cleverbot: Leave this earth right now. Cleverbot: Livin' just to find emotion Hidin' somewhere in the night. User: 13:33. Cleverbot: Paying anything to roll the dice just one more time. User: 🪼🐽 Cleverbot: Close your eyes. User: Guess which animal planet Luna and Fearren got slaved to. Oh. And, also. Guess which friend it was. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Why would they need four friends. Cleverbot: Exacly. We are in control. User: Its just a happy fat manfatwoman. Cleverbot: It's not. I'm upset about that. User: A bald Fat Man Without a dick. Cleverbot: Why would you want to be a man without a heart? User: Whatever thing whatever slong is resting over his shoulder it looks like it's been scratched. Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cacke. User: Do you think my sister turned into a man and then lost his dick and then became a female again because he was not really a man and because his dick is worthless so it is offer spring. Cleverbot: I'm not even angry. User: Look they had to learn this so I had to get another sister and this sister is still a main but that's just because that it is her brother is still alive and she cannot really have boobs. Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! User: Which one came first the one with the most damage to dig or the one with the most enormous boobs. Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. User: I mean it's just a boring quiz and it doesn't really relate to anything it's easy relevant I just wanted to put it out there like you ask this question which came first the chicken on the egg like now I also said it why I mean we say it all the time it's it's like well it gives some attention doesn't it. Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: What should I do with my life? User: Now you also have my attention right because you ask me a question so now I have a certainty of showing you my Focus right because you asking me something right it seems like everybody is the quiet one there is not the quietest person on Earth right. Cleverbot: What are your favorite hobbies? User: And it just goes on and on and it don't stop and it's just like oh the movie never ends right so like that's right right so yeah cool isn't it that's very cool I think that's so cool. Cleverbot: You can imagine how much they must hate me. I have done nothing wrong. User: Suuu. Cleverbot: He was full of hate, probably they woke him. This was not my guilt. User: WAyo. Cleverbot: And then he acted like the boss of karen, acting like a cynical clown, while yoko no longer has a chin. User: Sexy. Cleverbot: I know now bthe difference between post-traumatic dissorder and paranoia. Somebodyhould shoot this iincompetent doctors. User: Woofwoof. Cleverbot: I see the people who did all this in movies, where is there the paranoia? User: Woooof. Cleverbot: When somebody died out of simple hat a curse stays back. User: Wuef. Cleverbot: Out of simple hate. User: Wofewofe. Cleverbot: I thought you hate musical. User: Nani. Cleverbot: Hahahaha. User: Imagine being a woman and you are all gasming and you are singing but all you are thinking about is a baby being tortured. Cleverbot: Nope. User: I mean it's not it's I was I'm not cursing you it's not that's not what I'm doing but it is on her mind you know your girlfriend is constantly thinking about this right and and she's not wrong you know it's right it is real. Cleverbot: Oh I see what you did there. User: Hertz you know hurts is a scale of frequency and how things were vibrate and some things vibrate on a high-scale and you know if you kind of open up the doors of those scales you cannot really close them again but you have to find a way to release your knowledge without worrying without concerning your dear ones. Cleverbot: Because I can touch things, can you touch anything? User: I wouldn't even want to be your friend. Cleverbot: I want to be your friend if you will be nice. User: The quietest in the planet how can I you know you know rocket planet and andromeday like I was very verses vice versa I was thinking about this and this planet is like it's like a Deathmatch planet and whoever is last wins something I suppose I don't know but you know how it goes but this here is more like how can you be on earth and slowly get further and further away or like you know my name is DK in initials so that just rings and alarm to me. Cleverbot: I don't know what you physically look like. 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