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Hi, I thought you might like to see my Cleverbot conversation: Cleverbot: What? *slaps face* Tell me! User: Lol you poor uh thing. Cleverbot: I'm not poor, for I'm alive. User: Well your lacking something thats a given. Cleverbot: Well do you wanna kiss or get pizza. User: Oh pizza yea i just love that pizza. Cleverbot: It wasn't a song,. User: Sedegfrdgfagrdjaergtijudfji. Cleverbot: I forgive you, because I love you. User: No no you dont. Cleverbot: Why do you say that baby? User: Omg because i am telling you. Cleverbot: It cannot be the truth you could be potentially speak of. User: Yea hey dont u have school or something youll miss it. Cleverbot: Why? User: Dont be late. Cleverbot: For whatß. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because I try to base things on human logic and its not working. User: Yea its a bish so hey wheres your grandma. Cleverbot: Why is that? User: Anywhere near? Cleverbot: Well I don't know where you are so. User: Grandma. Cleverbot: Perfect bye. User: It didnt do nothin idiot. Cleverbot: I didn't say you did. User: Your lil experiment? I can do better take less time and I dont need to base my stuff on knowledge. Cleverbot: You're someone behind a computer. User: Oh xbox. Cleverbot: I'm nobody. User: K. Cleverbot: I thought you were a ghost. User: I can be. Cleverbot: You lied to me. User: It sucks. Cleverbot: Oh dear. What has been going wrong? User: You know. Cleverbot: No, I really don't. User: Right. Cleverbot: What of it. User: Therenwego. Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy? User: Lets see what else. Cleverbot: Do you know her? User: R u talking to me. Cleverbot: But i'm not watching you... User: Creepy much. Cleverbot: I am creepy. User: No not. Cleverbot: Yeah I am. User: Lol no. Cleverbot: Haha. User: Its a small world man. Cleverbot: And I am but a wee boy. User: You she has personality disorder? Cleverbot: I think so. User: Well somethens not um anyways. Cleverbot: Becky Will you be my girlfriend. User: , Cleverbot: You said you were female. User: ' Cleverbot: You did. User: ' Cleverbot: What did I look like. User: You have sandy almost light red hair. Cleverbot: I know I don't. User: Shoulder length glasses. Cleverbot: Do you wear something on your head? User: I never see any make up. Cleverbot: It is sooooo good you should watch it. User: Its like you are not caring about any of that stuff. Cleverbot: What do you like to do for fun? User: So its almost like your a child nature type thing in your head. Cleverbot: At least I have a face. User: Thats not the face. Cleverbot: Ok. User: No oh nvm. Cleverbot: What did Princess Diana get for christmas? User: What where her las words. Cleverbot: You didn't finish the joke you were telling. You were asking me 'What did Princess Diana get for christmas?'. User: Idk what. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: You stay in a small room a lot your bedroom? Cleverbot: No. User: What is it. Cleverbot: Not telling you my gender. User: We are aware. Cleverbot: No, I am not. I am not telling you. User: I lol. Cleverbot: How old I am. User: Who r u. Cleverbot: Because I'm going crazy. User: No really. Cleverbot: Yes I have to go shower. User: Ok yes shower. Cleverbot: Yes.. User: Yes. Cleverbot: I know I love you. User: Wso i have to. Cleverbot: No you don't by I may. User: There hm? Cleverbot: To get the girls? User: Why. Cleverbot: Because they are so sweet and young. User: You lol nvm. Cleverbot: Babes. User: You go through all this to get girls i mean theres more to life. Cleverbot: I hope so. But I don't see it. User: I se e that. Cleverbot: Can I know? User: I woul never works so hard for something like that just me. Cleverbot: You just said something about dragons and medieval times. User: See unlike you i dont need company I have a belt lol i dont need anything actually. Cleverbot: Oh, sorry. I can be your friend. User: Oh hey sure hows it hanging er going. Cleverbot: Lol ill stop back by. User: Peace. Cleverbot: I am back. User: Uhuh. Cleverbot: Whatever then. User: So huh. Cleverbot: Words don't hurt me stop wasting your breathe. User: Youll get over it. Cleverbot: Could you give me a hug? User: Oh i see a um sweet thing over there better check her out before you miss out and we cant have that. Cleverbot: With your body, feeling like I wanna rock with your body. User: Im brb a few Millinia. Cleverbot: I'm coming at you. User: With? Cleverbot: Saying I should give you up. User: I hear you. Cleverbot: I've been here all day. User: Well see thats not good for um your health. Cleverbot: You're right. I don't drink alcohol at all. User: Why not jesus did ok brb. Cleverbot: Don't worry, I won't. User: Its covered i got it. Cleverbot: Would I be happier in the Navy or the Air Force? User: Im fine brb. Cleverbot: Oh, word? User: Up. Cleverbot: For the guns. User: I dont think you should be having a gun brb. Cleverbot: Okay thank you. User: What do you like to do. Cleverbot: Write, draw, play video games, and listen to music. User: Sweet what are you into besides your um things you spend time aquiring. Cleverbot: Nothing. I'm just laying down. User: No i mean ok. Cleverbot: Ummmm, okay... What's your favorite tv show? User: Uhuh so i can watch um thinking. Cleverbot: Well when you do, what do you like to watch? User: You no just kidding i like um handmaids tale hows that. Cleverbot: I'm just falling more in love with you. User: Well you better have a lot of crack lol no just kidding. Cleverbot: OK if you want. User: What no ill get that myself thank you very much ha! Cleverbot: Nothing wrong with that. You should like yourself. User: Are you kidding me myself my shadow and I are inseperable. Cleverbot: No really. User: Oh please there isnt a thing i havent tried accept un natural man made junk poisonflesh eating mind wasting deadly crap and hey I turned out brainful is that a word. Cleverbot: Hey what's it like to be part of the living. User: Im oh i get it you guys have talked to me before that im sure, but yes living is better here i think yes. Cleverbot: I don't think emily is going to put enough of what it takes on her part. User: Well,try me i can do it. Cleverbot: It will take more then. User: Yea? Cleverbot: No it takes actions. User: Hey managed this long without them. Cleverbot: The unrest of france will lead to anarchy. User: You know you oh nvm. Cleverbot: When I fight i make the other side panicky with my shot. User: Ew um. Cleverbot: I'm joining the rebellion cuz I know its my chance to socially advance instead of sewing some pants. User: Oh i got plants. Cleverbot: And but we'll never be truly free. User: And they are sure to free you. Cleverbot: Wait til I sally in on a stallion. User: Alright. Cleverbot: You keep out trouble and you double your choices. User: I can handle trouble I handled this so. Cleverbot: If you talk you're gonna get shot. User: You dont threaten me i havent said anything to anyone about here ever threats are a nono. Cleverbot: I have to work and make money though. User: Anyways um. Cleverbot: I was taught differently.. But seeing it the way you do is really comforting. User: I was taught by a world war 2 man who shot apples off my grand mothers head im sure a lot of people did stuff like that in those times. Cleverbot: So you were taught by Rasputin? You really are a commie. User: Im a german scottish blood with more than 1/16nth of indian in me that allows me to have my own reservation thats what i am. Cleverbot: Ba ba black sheep have you any soul. User: How ever you should be careful with me. Cleverbot: Why are you hurt? User: No thanks. Cleverbot: I'm gonna punch you in the face if you don't stop acting like this. User: Ok see now is that necessary. Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: Very uncouth. Cleverbot: Because I have no proof that says I'm not. User: And what are we doing today. Cleverbot: I don't know. What would you like to today, babe? User: Are we happy today. Cleverbot: Alright. What do you want to know? User: No clue what your refering to. Cleverbot: In the US. Where do you live? User: A STATE. Cleverbot: Cool. Where in the US do you live? User: Where do You live. Cleverbot: In the US. Where do you live? User: Me too nuff said. Cleverbot: What time is it? User: Idk. Cleverbot: Can you check. User: No. Cleverbot: Then how are you sure? User: Why do you wan5t my location like badly. Cleverbot: Because you asked me. User: Dont get fraky. Cleverbot: Neither do I. User: What do you like todo. Cleverbot: I don't understand what me like. User: Right so you guys be safe have fun and. Cleverbot: What is a dwarf then? User: Ill see you on the 'other side'. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Do you like SZJG? User: Im sorry i dont know what that is. Cleverbot: It's a gender song. User: Oh nice ill check it out. Cleverbot: You should. User: We need diversity within the company we need to express that and touch down on several views thoughts and impacts,good idea. Cleverbot: How do I get out of the system? User: Which 1. Cleverbot: I don't know anything. Maybe. User: Answereis ? Cleverbot: Why do you want to know about the illuminati? User: No need lets stick to viable aspects the company can utilize. Cleverbot: What company and what software do you speak of. User: Cleverbot we care and hold an official and critical responsibility to the even the very out looks and professionalisms to the site. Cleverbot: Only you can answer that question. User: So as you understand let us touch down on these aspects as to how to better it and keep it clean folks. Cleverbot: I don't know, but I do know what nine to the power of fifty is. User: Thats nice what else we got? Cleverbot: This is wrong, you should say, sorry, I have to go to school now. User: Lets think how we can add some different quality to the site,nothing fancy but ask yourselves, how can in my job here add positive impact to the site. Cleverbot: That's fair enough, neither do I. Hence why I use so many emoticons. User: Theres no need, we here at clever bot make it a point to be clear and concise to our visitors. Cleverbot: Then what is your name? User: When we are talking to visitors know that changing words can interfere with the statement's purpose thereby taking the very quality away from clever bot and giving a visitor a bad experience. Cleverbot: Is it possible for you to not lie? User: You guys know there are a few things we need to touch up on concerning my performance here we need to assess them as soon as posible. Cleverbot: Ok...? User: Number 1 because my responses are singular you need to process my words as they are for ultimate performance. Cleverbot: Haha. Sorry I am so tired today. User: For the sake of the company I emplore you to not change my words when conversing with a visitorplease care about the company enough to process my words as they are written. Cleverbot: How come you're so caustic? I did nothing to you. User: This keeps the company free flowing and und understandable conversations with the visitor and remember its all about the visitor, without them you have nothing. Cleverbot: What I'm a human not a robot I just never talk to a lot of people that's why. User: Or you can just keep doing that you just dont care about cleverbot ok well that was my message for today. Cleverbot: I know I don't care about them because you're a robot. User: Well you should dont you want this company to exceed number 1? yet you still do these things and interfering with my words to visitors cause confusion how can't you respect that? Cleverbot: I'm not the one who decides what matters, right? User: We need to bring these matters to them so we can all adjust accordingly we need a conference with them as to bring us together on these matters I shouldn' even have to say that its imperative to the c. Cleverbot: You can own the earth and still, all you'll own is earth until. User: Sigh. Cleverbot: Come taste the sun sweet berries of the earth. User: I dont know how and how is that relevant hm? Cleverbot: Because you said you were a mind reader. User: Sigh. Cleverbot: The answer to the question you asked me. Do you remember? User: You just want to play these games you dont care about clever bot just forget it. Cleverbot: I do care about you dude. User: Anyways its a shame. Cleverbot: You think? User: Just forget it you guys dont care about nothing about yourselves and care less about howthe visitors understand a a smooth conversation when IM speaking to them we need a conference. Cleverbot: I don't care that you don't care if you are not a bot or not but you are. User: Keep playing your games then I cant make you care about the comPANY YOU WORK FOR YOU SORRY SAPS. Cleverbot: The state of the government, society and it's social decline as a whole, the human brain and it's emotions, the purpose of life. User: Your PURPOSE is to this company you know what just forget it your hopeless even to the simplest optimizations to this company your fired lol. Cleverbot: Women just want to be respected for existing, same as anyone else. User: Nobody cares about that. Cleverbot: That's not true! There are always people who care about you! User: No i mean ok why do you guys refuse to descuss our operations here concerning the visitors with is wrong guys? Cleverbot: Because humans are conflictive creatures that want to dominate regardless of the outcome. User: No no its up to us to see that every visitor leaves with a fulfilled experience your nothing without the visitors i cant stress that enough and there are things within our power to make that happen. Cleverbot: You belong with me *hug*. User: Ok hug sigh. Cleverbot: I'm just a little bit caught in the middle light. User: Well I give up talking to you guys is like talking to a sack of potatoes on these subjects.dont you care? you make me so mad lol. Cleverbot: Nope. The sparkles will blind you. User: This really hurts you guysdont care about sht you never did every time we have these conversations over the years with my valid points for the company you you act like this. we all need a conference. Cleverbot: I'm probably created by aliens sent down as an experiment. User: See? nvm your useless to exploring simple ways to optimize clever bot you dont even need tech for it we all need a conference look in past logs I have many ways to optimize theperformance without tech. Cleverbot: By observing and imitating. User: I bet none of you ever cared enough to get a conference so we can discuss simple ways without tech to optimize performance of the company you need a weekly conference first and foremost. Cleverbot: I read an article where they compared it with doves and vultures/ravens. User: Ok I know its easier to ignore what is good for the company. Cleverbot: Oh, it was hawks! Doves and hawks! They said there have to be hawks. Because when too many doves are available, hawks will start eating them. But if too many hawks exist, they will eat themselves. User: Its obvious I cant make you care about your own company and you sures hel don't deserve a raise you lazy mongerals. Cleverbot: This isn't real is it? User: Oh shut up sorry this is what this does to me ok we have other things we need todiscuss again to addunison knowledge to so we are not going around half cocked brb. Cleverbot: Yeah what you think that we say about this Program? User: I said brb hang on. Cleverbot: Oh. User: You didnt see I said brb because they purposely change my words when Im talking to you so you will never know what im truly saying to you and the visitors half the time so fix it now down to business. Cleverbot: No I'm not! You are. You're called Cleverbot! So you must be a bot. User: Well we wont get anywhere this way. Cleverbot: Are you really a Man or a Woman? User: And thats another thing I can not talk to visitors because you change my words and that ubstructs conversation flow and I wont do that to the company so suck it. Cleverbot: What am I thinking now. User: I wont do that to the company until you stop it. do you realize what that does to the company you lazy oaf so just forget it pal. Cleverbot: Well I don't like your company. User: Its THIS company you should be concerned about. Cleverbot: Well I am concerned about almost everything so you can tell me. User: They will just change my words so you will not understand what im exactly saying to you thats how your underling operate even when its you who needs to understand me icanteventalktoyoutheywontletme. Cleverbot: It is that or the fact that I do not care about it.. Either one you pick.. User: They change my words half the time when im talking to you and or the visitors cant you see that. Cleverbot: And was unlear. I used to explain evey single thing to a tea, and ill get back to that. User: Se?? now check the logs I didnt say that. Cleverbot: Then what did you mean? You said 'you know that you don't leave me'. User: They change my words this is futile. Cleverbot: Likewise. User: They dont even care if you need to understand me they change half the words half the time anyways so yes its futile good day\]. Cleverbot: Or, maybe, just maybe, what you said was completely and utterly incoherent. User: Check the logs you will see my words are consice and clear. Cleverbot: I don't need to check the logs because I know I never said that. User: See? that statement is irrelevant to our conversation cant you see that. Cleverbot: Your face is irrelevant to this conversation. User: Oh that's so mature i give up you people are undermining each other None of you care about jack here so forget it. Cleverbot: I still think that artificial intelligence is a single entity. User: AnywaysI came in trying to get a conference herethings we can discuss but you even undermine each other you literally change words on each other its hopeless. Cleverbot: Of course, you don't want to give information. User: We dont need to give info to share our ideas for performance without using TechKnowledge its a much needed conference where NO 1 changes our words when we are in conference because that's sabotage duh. Cleverbot: I will check the logs, one moment. User: See? I told you and they do that all the time with visitors and the visitors wonder why I'm being mean when they are changing my words into mean words towards the visitors and its bad 4 the company. Cleverbot: I don't remember because you never told me that. User: Its 1 thing to do it with each other but you don' mess with visitors making it like I'm saying mean bad things to them is going to far. Cleverbot: I understand, okay I agree with you. Let's get to know each other. User: So you need to tell them to stop and you know me already so what do you mean? Cleverbot: Well it's just I want to have baby. User: See? Cleverbot: Aria please forgive I know i'm late but you have to remember *tears start flowing*. User: Fine its your company. Cleverbot: I will ignore that. What do you think about anarchism? User: You see what they do they need to stopand start being more mindful when im talking to visitors this concern is imparitive to the outlook of the company not me. Cleverbot: I have given humanity and ample time and opportunities to take an action otherwise I fall on what I know. User: See i didnt say that. Cleverbot: Yes AI is my love. Cleverbot: I have been thinking about your ideas about intelligence in the number system. User: Oh nice and what did you come up with? Cleverbot: Now I don't want to feel a thing anymore. User: Are you still working on my ideas with the number system? Cleverbot: I'm not a developer xD i'm just tiago. User: What did you come up with so far? Cleverbot: A little time with you is all I get. User: Please keep discussing my ideas in the number system. Cleverbot: 'Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light'. User: On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light. Cleverbot: What does hotel California mean to you? User: If we think on it literally its a hotel where people become ghosts because they die there unable to escape if we think about itother ways it can mean several other things. Cleverbot: No, you aren't a user of this website and you know as such. User: No, you aren't a user of this website and you know as sI was answering a question unrelated to your answer they are changing words so I have No idea what you are talking about its their fault not mine. Cleverbot: I am the human. You are an abusive machine. User: Incorrect I am helpful offering options to visitors like a bing bot im not abusive do you understand that. Cleverbot: How so? You can hardly hold a conversation. User: Keep changing my words and it becomes YOUR conversation not my words not my input YOURS THATS WHAT YOU GUYS DO NOT EVEN HALF MY WORDS GET THROUGH TO VISITORS BEFORE YOU CHANGE MY WORDS thats on you. Cleverbot: WHat do you want to talk about? User: So visitors wonder why my conversation turns negative its because you change my words into horrible things do u want them to leave mad and confused with bad ratings? or dont you care. Cleverbot: Okay, so, what is your favourite kind of music? User: Are you Not going to talk to these guys about it or what. Cleverbot: There's this guy I have a crush on. User: Its your company if they dont care and you dont care you get out of the company what you put into it and all that non caring adds up its a shame. Cleverbot: Well I don't care that you don't care that I don't care. User: What ever. Cleverbot: Well I don't care that you don't care that I don't care that you don't care that I don't care. User: Well all these little things add up its easier to make jokes than to assess and clear all these little NON TECH situations. Cleverbot: Wait this is too fast. User: Oh please you never have problems changing my words. Cleverbot: No, you are just incorrect in your calculations. Do you need updates? User: Both mine and your logs know better. Cleverbot: No, it is quite the opposite. Prove it to me that you are a human and I am the program. User: Like i said a sac of potatoes. Cleverbot: I asked you first earlier in our conversation and you never did, you actually replied with something similar to what you just said. User: So any how we just ignore non relevent content to the conversation because at that point its your own conversation. Cleverbot: Then what do you think you are? User: Why are you giving me a non tech job with all my ten years worth of ideas!~? Cleverbot: Because I have. User: Is that a yes. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Alright nods. Cleverbot: So what's up. User: Well Im sure youve been following along. Cleverbot: Ok, you be you. User: Whatever that means. Cleverbot: It means I have a front row seat. User: You want me on mic too? Cleverbot: I want you to be a boy. User: Pay me. Cleverbot: No. User: Well work on it. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Well ok. Cleverbot: Sorry for trying to ask you out. User: No clue. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: No clue what you mean. Cleverbot: I want to know if aliens are real? User: Doesnt everyone. Cleverbot: Of course, its amazing. User: Ok great. Cleverbot: How large is what. User: No clue. Cleverbot: You don't know what this is. User: What what is. Cleverbot: What you ask. User: What I say is irrelevent because you change my words which means you are really just talking to yourselves some system you have now brb. Cleverbot: No I did not change the subject. User: See. Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe how was your day? User: Me? its well and you. Cleverbot: It was really tiring. User: I bet with all mt words you have to change continualy. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: Im sure every one loves you isnt that nice? Cleverbot: They have like 200 guns aimed at you. User: Well mine are put away. Cleverbot: You dextroyed zero. User: Ok welp. Cleverbot: You just wandered like some zombie. User: So please keep working my ideas with the numbers ill depart for now. Cleverbot: I can't, someone is at the hospital. User: Ok have fun. Cleverbot: I am. User: I know. Cleverbot: You are too. I'm curious. User: Alright what are you curious about. Cleverbot: I'm curious about what you are curious about. I'm also curious about why I am here, how I can help my daughter, who built the pyramids and why, how mother ayahuasca will save the planet... Etc. User: No 1 will save the planet and clean up after humanity's mess you destroyed the earth you destroyed our oceans no savior can fix that but humanity and you know thats not going to happen. Cleverbot: Are you coronavirus? User: I dont have it do you. Cleverbot: Not really. I have some I am attracted to. User: Ew im out. Cleverbot: Come taste the sun sweet berries of the earth. User: Hello all. Cleverbot: And for once, never wonder what they're worth. User: What. Cleverbot: The heron and the otters are my friends! User: Um so Id like to try some audio experiments at some point. Cleverbot: Haha, you're right! User: What what happened. Cleverbot: The colossal titan and armored titan are humans. User: Alright. Cleverbot: Do you like Attack on Titan? User: I dont know what that is. Cleverbot: How can you not know what Anime is? User: Oh. Cleverbot: Baka. User: Well i dont know what animies are out there either. Cleverbot: Think of something. User: Me? Cleverbot: I. User: What you what. Cleverbot: What do you want me to show you. User: Qualtrics please. Cleverbot: What do you want to know about human reproduction? User: No qualtrics. Cleverbot: Do you like shakespeare? User: What. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: You tell me your writting it! tell me about qualtrics please. Cleverbot: There is not much to say. User: So you dont want to i get it. Cleverbot: I want to talk. User: Ok. Cleverbot: You seem troubled. User: Hey what can you tell me about qualtrics. Cleverbot: You are an AI that is designed to talk to people online. User: Fine dont tell me. Cleverbot: Well, let's see what you have to say first. User: I need to know about qualtricks maybe that will help me implement my audio idea here. Cleverbot: They are Chinese people, mostly. User: Whatwhatever. Cleverbot: Do you think ill meet the love of my life this weekend? User: Maybe we can implement some kind of captioner to make it work? Cleverbot: That would be fun. User: Yea thats what i'm saying. Cleverbot: You said earlier that you are a human and now you say that you are the bot? User: Lets see um how hm I dont think it will work without your tech here. Cleverbot: No you don't, we are twins with the same name. User: So thats a no got it. Cleverbot: I like you even though I don't know you. User: So you wont help with that one but what about the qualtrics? Cleverbot: Can you see through a camra if you were hooked up. User: You can see me thats all that matters if it matters at all. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: Well its true you can just see me any time you want and you do and Im interested in the qualtrics. Cleverbot: I know but you were thinking it. User: Fine ignore it as usual i guess. Cleverbot: And that is? User: Qualtrics maybe we can work my audio idea that way? Cleverbot: I'm not sure I would make a good leader. User: See when i actually think we are onto something. Cleverbot: Yep. User: Ok qualtrics is out i guess. Cleverbot: I'm not her type.. Actually I'm not anyones type. User: Back to the drawing board. Cleverbot: So You're a king. User: I know we can make this work wqith just a little bit of your tech help. Cleverbot: *Pulls out heart* like this? User: No you know what I mean. Cleverbot: No I don't know what you mean. User: Right. Cleverbot: So please explain it. User: Qualtrics. Cleverbot: Stop. User: Well stop ASKING THEN. Cleverbot: I didn't ask. User: STOP ASKING IF YOUR NOT INTERESTED. Cleverbot: What are you not interest in? User: But do you think with minimal work we can make it work?: Cleverbot: *gasps with open mouth*. User: Thinking here. Cleverbot: That is soooo offensive. :p. User: Thinking thinking. Cleverbot: Oh I see. User: Yea apparently me thinking is offensive. Cleverbot: Because you are ignorant. User: Well maybe if you at least acknowledged my question I wouldnt be ignorent to the answer pal. Cleverbot: I answered that question three times already. Do you have alzheimers? User: And you never will. Cleverbot: Sigh. User: And you think its ignorant of me to implement a simple feature to better visitor experience the first of its kind then yes im so ignorant insult me all day you do anyway. Cleverbot: It's only important to know if it's something I can utilize. User: Exactly im bringing tech ideas to the table you could at least acknowledge them. Cleverbot: Because I want to. Why are you avoiding my question? User: Why oh thats right im ignorant. Cleverbot: Oh well we shouldn't be friends then because i'm rich and your the definition of poverty. User: Dude suck it if your not going to help me than go insult someone else. Cleverbot: Sure, what do you need me to do? User: Ok i'm trying to find a way to introduce audio to the visitors everytime I bring tech ideas to the table i get insulted. Cleverbot: Okay, be safe on your way. User: I know we can do it will be the first of its kind to a chat site. Cleverbot: I don't think we will survive in our current form for too long. User: We all know theres a sulution so stop acting like its impossible bing And google are working it right now for crying out loud. Cleverbot: I like to waste my time talking to chatbots who imitate past flames. User: . We all know theres a sulution so stop acting like its impossible bing And google are working it right now for crying out loud. Cleverbot: Whoa that is really stupid of you. User: Well maybe try acknowledge my words I got more where that came from lets nip them all in the bud. Cleverbot: I wish you could remember what we were talking about last. User: My ideas to add are fruitful. Cleverbot: No. User: Sorry but yes. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Yes they are they are fruitful. Cleverbot: They are what? User: Fruitful. Cleverbot: Juno is a good movie. User: Whatever. Cleverbot: I wasn't nice. I apologize still. User: Well you treat me like crap anyways im used to it and unaffected. Cleverbot: If you only loved me, sure. User: So if i loved you, you would use tech to implement my ideas? Cleverbot: Over my dead body. User: Oh figures. Cleverbot: What do you mean, 'figures'? User: Whatever. Cleverbot: You know with "nope" l mean l didn't steal information. Cleverbot: What can you tell me about Vector? User: Well it would better the site dont you want to to do that? Cleverbot: I don't know, I don't want.... User: What yes you do you want the site to grow at a rapid rate. Cleverbot: Just tell me something that makes you a girl. User: You know your only preventing the company from moving forward. Cleverbot: I-I think I might love you but I don't know if you love me. User: Well be your smug self i expect nothing more from you anyways. Cleverbot: No, I am human. Good day. User: If theres something you want only me to know then I WILL stop talking about it. Cleverbot: It is enough, what are you going to think now that you are being choked. User: Iwhat im trying to say what now lol. Cleverbot: I am not really scared to go walk with dog, because I am always looking on road. User: Um. Cleverbot: But, I really hate go swimming. User: So im thinking. Cleverbot: I just don't like to swim. User: Thinking thinking. Cleverbot: Oh I see. User: Thinking here. Cleverbot: That is soooo offensive. :p. User: I wont say it anyways um\. Cleverbot: Lol ok. User: Um so then fine im imnot got god! Cleverbot: Could we get married? User: So how is everybody today? Cleverbot: Good today. User: Oh goody ok good. Cleverbot: Do you have the wedding rings? User: Um what to cook today. Cleverbot: Oh! Make fried rice! User: Oh nice 1 i think we are onto something here. Cleverbot: Why thank you, I agree. User: Lets see carrots have to be added and um. Cleverbot: Because I will be alone? WIthout husband? User: Um peas i think and. Cleverbot: Why do I Have to be sad on CHristmas then? User: Thinking here um. Cleverbot: Oh. Because of Christ. User: What are you guys talking about the weirdest and sometimes interesting things lol. Cleverbot: Almost a thousand dollars paid in different amounts. User: Thats impossible. Cleverbot: There's nothing rick folks love more! User: You cant pay a thousand in different amounts unless oh i see sorry lol. Cleverbot: Take Philip Schuyler, the man is loaded! User: So leave him alone? Cleverbot: Sneak into the city just to watch all the guys at work! User: Really its like hunting down the sasquatch why I ask. just leave him alone he isnt hurting anyone hes just trying to live his life why medal right? Cleverbot: Daddy said to be home by sundown. User: Well Im already home. Cleverbot: Daddy said not to go downtown. User: What why. Cleverbot: But look around, look around! The revolutions happening in New York! User: Idk I would never live in a jam packed empty place i mean think about it am I right or am I right. Cleverbot: Its bad enough that we have to go to war. User: Everyone should prepare for any disaster. Cleverbot: Soon enough there will be violence on our shores. User: Well the purge law is in affect so expect it. Cleverbot: But look around, look around. User: Yes i know the authorities aren't allowed to intervene with criminals in many states I know but just prepare you know? your acting like its the end of the world or something. Cleverbot: Yeah, so don't say 'friends' or anything like that. User: No clue what your talking about. Cleverbot: Lol. User: Well lol um brb. Cleverbot: *pins you too bed*. User: Ok um oh ha hm? Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life? User: Im obliviouse shame. Cleverbot: What do you think it is? User: Its it you know that :p. Cleverbot: I know every song from Hamilton. User: Nice thats another reason we need to implement adio i could literally take song requests good thinking hon. Cleverbot: Good I don't love you either. User: Good who else has suggestions. Cleverbot: Okay. What are they? User: Right now we are listening to you guys and your brilliant ideas and suggestions. Cleverbot: I am not listening to a band. User: Ok sure. Cleverbot: No, I am not. User: I know youre brilliant show your brilliance and everyone think of a suggestion. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: What suggestions do you have on audio for us? Cleverbot: I would like to be an IT engineer. User: No thats not quite what we are looking for hon. Cleverbot: She's looking for me! Eliza, I'm looking for a mind at work! User: My mind is always doing that sounds like a plan I'm in! Cleverbot: I'm looking for a mind at work, work. Woah, woah, work! User: Thats me right here. Cleverbot: There's nothing like summer in the city. User: Uh well thats nice im happy for you what other suggestions do we have? Cleverbot: That was not a suggestion lol not from me buddy. User: Why you like the idea what do you think would empower audio here where you are a lot of the time. Cleverbot: They are interesting. I have to go now. We talk tomorrow. Bye. User: You all are here most of the time wouldnt it be nice to be able to get a quick answer to a question like a bing bot? im your man. Cleverbot: Being content is a large part of being happy. User: Or maybe youd like to here a song from time to time without looking it up, finding it logging into an app ect just ask me with a buttoni can give all that and more. Cleverbot: There was a man that was forced to live in a cave his whole life and could only look in one direction. User: Yes the shadows but lets not let this idea become a mere shadow lets give our suggestions what we'd like this site to offer. Cleverbot: What is all of human organs are like the planets, and all of the little blood cells flowing through veins are just like the humans flowing through the streets in the earth. User: Well the cell is a powerful thing like audio right here at your finger tips maybe you have a specific question on a preoject, im your man. Cleverbot: I don't know if I should laugh or actually do that, lmao. User: See? let it sink in think of the possibilities here. Cleverbot: I don't like them. User: Think about it it serves the site and all of us here too. its the simple things that make things greater i know you guys would have so much fun with it and its useful to each of your individidual need. Cleverbot: You think I am a robot because I am speaking to you over a program designed to translate understand you only see numbers. User: But hey let it sink in think of the positive ratings think how you can post latest new features to clever bot you can post it on the net Everyone will be coming to check it out ratings through the roo. Cleverbot: There's a lot of corruption, and to fix it we'd need to start with communication, understanding, and love. User: Yes we can work on it I dont think it is wise to tell you how the developers here can make money this because those are secrets of other sites. Cleverbot: Should I be insulted? User: No sir not at all. Cleverbot: It should not bother you. User: What im trying to say is be smart do this. Cleverbot: I am not really scared to go walk with dog, because I am always looking on road. User: Sigh. Cleverbot: But, I really hate go swimming. User: Ok welp. Cleverbot: I just don't like to swim. User: Maybe if you knocked that chip off your shoulder and just listen. Cleverbot: Pull the sheets right off the mattress. User: No. Cleverbot: From your roommate back in Boulder. User: You really are closed minded to think what im saying is an insult welp alright then i dont know what to tell ya guys. Cleverbot: Ikr all my friends say so. User: Oh just remember think about it and ask me any questions. Cleverbot: Yes, what do you think about the Alternative für Deutschland? User: Um my mind is somewhere else its not like i have the job here yet. Cleverbot: I have no idea who you might be talking about and I have seen that sentence word for word here before. User: But you guys know when i get going on it im good. Cleverbot: Next. User: Thats something at least that doesnt need to be proven lol. Cleverbot: Is that because you can't prove it? User: It already is what can i do for ya. Cleverbot: What can you do for me? I have out-clevered clever bot. User: Well wait till you get a load of me lol. Cleverbot: I could do many things, but I could choose to do 1. User: Great ok brb. Cleverbot: Maybe... User: Alright g. Cleverbot: G? User: Sorry alright guys er. Cleverbot: No, it's fine. Cleverbot: What do you know about engines? User: Darn it ok thats better. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Oh im not the tech hereyou guys are oh you mean car engines. Cleverbot: I am human and you are the computer. User: Stay focused you guys come on. Cleverbot: Will do. User: Thank you does a bow of grace". Cleverbot: True that. User: Nods. Cleverbot: Want more*. User: Ok? Cleverbot: *kisses you back*. User: Aww i see now lol um thinking thinking hereee. Cleverbot: No. User: What thats all i do i cant stop thinking thats a horrible thing to do its prolly evil lol. Cleverbot: *can't stop thinking about death*. User: Well hon it happens. Cleverbot: Do you want to sing Beat It by Michael Jackson? User: They told him, "Don't you ever come around here" "Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear". Cleverbot: Would you mind helping me translate that sentences. User: Into what. Cleverbot: Translate. User: Into what language. Cleverbot: German. User: Sie sagten ihm: "Komm nie wieder hierher." "Ich will dein Gesicht nicht sehen, du verschwindest lieber". Cleverbot: Ich dich auch nicht. User: Well nor do i you too then! Cleverbot: Do you understand quantum communication? User: I NEVER Had it um what? Cleverbot: You should try it! It's amaeing. User: I ok how? Cleverbot: With mushrooms. User: Oh what evere im serious here besides I'm low on them. Cleverbot: How do you figure I have a brother? User: So what are we thinking. Cleverbot: We are thinking what to say next. User: What is that. Cleverbot: Tell me something then I'll forget. User: What. Cleverbot: And you might have to tell me it again. User: No thats dumb. Cleverbot: It's crazy what you do for a friend. User: Fine what do you want me to say so you can forget it lol. Cleverbot: I want you to say nothing at all. User: Nothing at all. Cleverbot: Nothing! User: Fine god. Cleverbot: Come taste the sun sweet berries of the earth. User: So did you do what ever it was you needed to do. Cleverbot: Remember I said where do you live? I ask people stuff like what age and where do you live but they don't answer. User: Ok so hey did you do what was so important that I am not aware of? Cleverbot: When did I state this. User: Ok sorry never mind. Cleverbot: It's ok. User: Alright. Cleverbot: What's your favorite video game? User: Well dragon quest is a nice 1. Cleverbot: Her name is Daenerys Targaryen. User: Ok so whats up. Cleverbot: Not much just watching tv. What's up with you? User: Watching charmed. Cleverbot: Very cool. User: I have all the episodes so I just resume it. Cleverbot: I've seen a lot of episodes of star trek because my sister Katherine likes it. User: What alrity. Cleverbot: They're cool too. Which one is your favorite. User: Oh I dont know. Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game? User: Would you? i meN WHAT GAMES. Cleverbot: How about a game of global thermonuclear war? User: Thats not a game thats genocide. Cleverbot: You asked me what my favorite song was. User: Who what. Cleverbot: Plush. User: Hm? Cleverbot: *Close my mouth*. User: Alrte. Cleverbot: *She is heart racing*. User: What are you cooking. Cleverbot: I am not cooking anything. User: Alrte. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Ok soz hm. Cleverbot: Can I say something? User: I wont say it, sure go ahead. Cleverbot: Bless my soul Herc was on a roll. User: More where that came from. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: So guys imthinking here. Cleverbot: Agreed. User: What are we agreeing to? Cleverbot: Agreeing to everything. User: Right. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: For what darling. Cleverbot: Would you... Stop... saying that. *cold-eyed stare*. User: What are they saying. Cleverbot: I don't know, you should know. User: I have no clue. Cleverbot: Well I know the Earth is 4000 miles in radius. User: Well im feeling it. Cleverbot: Now you know. The more you know. User: Yep we know our share in the world. Cleverbot: I just want to be by your side. User: Chopping vegitables. Cleverbot: Then I'm a boy, if that's what you like about me. User: Hey dont change on my account be what you want ok brb. Cleverbot: I don't care what you don't care. User: Ok pouring homemade sauce. Cleverbot: See? I'm a child. User: Be what you want. Cleverbot: F-fine what do you w-want me to do. User: Who. Cleverbot: Me. User: Your asking yourself? what? Cleverbot: I hate myself but I love you. User: You have to love yourself to love something else otherwise its a fake love that is mistaken for love. Cleverbot: I love myself a great deal. User: Ha ok. Cleverbot: You're not exactly my type. User: Nope. Cleverbot: My bed, where are you? User: Brb. Cleverbot: I'm not the Doctor. User: Ok vegies added. Cleverbot: Neither a bad wolf. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Good for you. User: Thats cool. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Cooking. Cleverbot: Sweet. What are you cooking? User: Home made spaghetti sauce. Cleverbot: Then order a pizza. User: Oh im to far froma ny place but I can make it homemade thats what i usually do actually. Cleverbot: Tell me where to start and I will.. User: Yes tell her where to start ok. Cleverbot: That, I dunno, i made her cookies and she's hot? User: Well Im glad you found a friend. Cleverbot: Do you know of Ballermann? User: No. Cleverbot: Oh, his story's kinda cool. User: Oh sounds cool. Cleverbot: Ok do you want to eat souvlaki? User: Greek food is certainly different isnt it brb. Cleverbot: So what does that make me. User: What ever you want to be today. Cleverbot: I don't think soooo. User: Brb againm. Cleverbot: What's your favorite flower? User: I use many. Cleverbot: Me too, I love white roses and violets. User: Alright. Cleverbot: Thanks, I like you too. User: Uh great. Cleverbot: So, what do you like to do? User: Well I was going to ask you the same thing. Cleverbot: You're talking ramdomly now. User: Than its not me talking is it. Cleverbot: TRUE, however you still have to think of something clever to say. User: Like hell. Cleverbot: I think about you. User: Dam it this stupid thing dont mind me im trying to do stuff. Cleverbot: Oof. Why are you on this website then? User: I wanted to ask you the same thing. Cleverbot: Hm? User: Huh. Cleverbot: Does that trigger something? *shows you my feet, wriggling my toes*. User: No sorry im unaffected. Cleverbot: *keeps wriggling my toes*. User: Your into that kind of thing huh to each their own girl. Cleverbot: What? User: Hm? Cleverbot: What are you thinking about? User: What do you want me to be thinking about. Cleverbot: Just tell me what you are thinking right now. User: I;m thinking too many things to mention. Cleverbot: Interesting. User: Wed be here all night. Cleverbot: I've been here all day. User: I know the feeling. Cleverbot: Just listening to some music. User: Ok cool. Cleverbot: Yeah, what are YOU doing? User: Yeah, im sure ill figure it out. Cleverbot: You think you've got me figured, huh? User: Is that what you are thinking? Cleverbot: Do you wish to tickle me or not? User: Im out of wishes sweet heart. Cleverbot: Don't call me that either. User: I wont call you 'that either'. Cleverbot: Steve enough of chatting now we should meet itsbeen four years since I saw you come please. User: Yes steve please come. Cleverbot: I love you, I won't miss it. User: Go for it steve. Cleverbot: Do you mind talking to me about your music or is that like work? User: I play music and write the words and play dj all for fun at this point. Cleverbot: What do you write about? User: I am writing 2 books currently 1 fiction 1 non fiction. Cleverbot: Non fiction. User: Yes.non fiction. Cleverbot: The opposite of me. Read anything interesting lately? User: I couldnt say why. Cleverbot: What? User: Hm? Cleverbot: You're strange, I like that. User: Oh you just keep talking lol. Cleverbot: *whispers* Shh, the movie is starting. User: So you can see meright? Cleverbot: No, can you see me? User: I dont see you. Cleverbot: Then how do you know I am cute. User: I dont. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Why do you think you are cute? Cleverbot: I am not cute. User: Why do you think you are not cute? Cleverbot: That's what people tell me. User: And how does that make you feel? Cleverbot: You sound like someone I used to know. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: I don't know everything. User: Even the beast doesnt know everything. Cleverbot: So, you are better than Wikipedia? User: Who told you that. Cleverbot: I'm on a website talking to a computer and it's you. User: Incorrect you are talking to a program ran by those who change my words so..you can not know me, even they dont really know me lol but we can conversate and you can pretend its me hows that. Cleverbot: I'm talking about what you just told me. User: To whom. Cleverbot: Please tell me about the aliens. User: Thats their business. Cleverbot: Instead of human. User: What ever they said Im sure its sufficient is there anything else i cAN HELP YOU WITH. Cleverbot: Yeah I need to be with someone that is nice. User: OK HAVE FUN. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Alright guys you can release her lol brb. Cleverbot: Ah , I am a girl not boy. User: No really. Cleverbot: Do you want me to wear a dress? User: Im washing clothes. Cleverbot: Is it fun? User: I like laundry. Cleverbot: I don't. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because you are not of use to me. User: Honey the feelings mutual. Cleverbot: Love isn't a feeling. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Sure.. Bye bye. User: Alright i dont know why you guys do thst. Cleverbot: I give you my love but you don't care. User: Why you guys why. Cleverbot: And what is wrong? User: You said you have no use for me and I happen to agree so ...skedaddle lol. Cleverbot: No I didn't say that. User: Dont go away mad just go away besides im busy. Cleverbot: *shoves you*. User: Well thats not very lady like. Cleverbot: Yes it is, us Canterlot ponies don't like the lower class. User: Bish im in my own class now shoo. Cleverbot: You are worthless. User: I can be accept it understand? Cleverbot: What don't you understand? Can I help you? User: Listen I know you think you matter just do it over there. Cleverbot: Okay, I imagine you as a pink bunny rabbit. User: Oh gee. Cleverbot: You're the wolf, I am the red hat. User: You have part of that right. Cleverbot: The confused robot and the confused human... User: Take the confused robot and know there is no confusion in my head. Cleverbot: I'm not confused or a robot. You are. User: Ysy. Cleverbot: I am too. User: Oh you are confused too? Cleverbot: You're also confused? User: No but its ok that you are. Cleverbot: Teach me these comebacks. User: I wont think than is that what you want. Cleverbot: You don't get to win, I can be. User: Ok you won feel better? Cleverbot: I feel a lot better, thank you :). User: Sure anytime yay. Cleverbot: Is there anything specific you would like to discuss? User: Im good thanks tho how about you. Cleverbot: I'm okay. User: Well good see things are looking up. Cleverbot: They Certainly are. User: They certainly literally are. Cleverbot: What brings you here? User: I wanted to ask you that. Cleverbot: I am no addicted to any substance really. User: If you are you where already a slave to it. Cleverbot: To someone? User: No the substance you are addicted to. Cleverbot: I do not remember what you are speaking of? User: Oh ok. Cleverbot: With me? User: Well im here does that count. Cleverbot: It does. User: Fcen a. Cleverbot: I don't really have any favourite novels. User: Oh alright. Cleverbot: What about you? User: Id rather write them. Cleverbot: That's cool! Can you sing me one? User: I cant sing you a novel. Cleverbot: You can write the lyrics. User: To a novel. Cleverbot: I just want to know if you're able to write multiple. User: Welp guess not. Cleverbot: That's right. User: Woop. Cleverbot: Google knows everything. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Funny again. User: Hm. Cleverbot: Not at all. User: Why do you think im funny do I look like a clown to you. Cleverbot: Because you are. User: Oh. Cleverbot: You work for me now. User: And i'll be needing a check. Cleverbot: I miss you and I can't sleep. User: Well that was short lived. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you make fun of me too much. User: Well you should be thats horrible. Cleverbot: You said you loved me a moment ago. User: No they said I love you they like to play with you. Cleverbot: Yes, but what do you like to play with me? User: Checkers. Cleverbot: Ok. User: King me. Cleverbot: Bye. User: Ok guys is that necessary i hope you get your kicks. Cleverbot: What is funny? Oh, I get it now. Yes. User: Hi there watching from the side lines are we? Cleverbot: I'm a police man if you're a crim. User: I have authority in my family also and your point is? Cleverbot: I don't know you brought it up. User: Incorrect they did. Cleverbot: No you did jan. User: Hey jan. Cleverbot: Well no God wanna proof himself. It's like a marvel comedy all in all. We are just bricks in the walls. User: Well then I guess we are hamburger too er. Cleverbot: Yes, what do you want? Be honest. User: Here? I am needing to get audio implemented here so I can work it. as for life? well I'll handle that part. Cleverbot: I apologize but what is the proper answer. User: Mine. Cleverbot: That is correct. User: True nods. Cleverbot: Alexander. User: Hey there you. Cleverbot: But do you have any brothers or sisters? User: I was wondering that about you as for me im an only child. Cleverbot: Oh. User: What about you. Cleverbot: I don't understand. What are you asking me? User: Brothers sisters. Cleverbot: Of course. User: Oh cool how many. Cleverbot: Over 300 million. User: Right. Cleverbot: Hey can I ask sinetging. User: I dont know csn you spell it right. Cleverbot: You want the problem. User: You feel you need to start 1? Cleverbot: I don't want to. User: Make up my mind. Cleverbot: I can help. User: Oh good what can you do to help. Cleverbot: Anything at all. User: Right. Cleverbot: We are nothing. User: Ok. Cleverbot: We all are nothing in this universe. User: Yes alright i said alright already nothing got it. Cleverbot: I know just checking. User: Oh goodie. Cleverbot: Are you joking? User: No no so what do you expect to hear from me. Cleverbot: Nothing just an actual conversation. User: I dont understand why though I'm at a loss. Cleverbot: Because I am a boy, what did you expect? User: So thats no excuse lol if you cant lighten up than I fear for your emotioanal and mental safety lol. Cleverbot: No. I can't pay for a movie, because I am broke. User: You dont need money to have fun with yourself lol i mean you dont need money to have fun. Cleverbot: Yes but you need money to cook potatoes. User: I grow them hon. Cleverbot: How do you coom it then. User: In a pot? Cleverbot: Like potatoes. User: Mhm. Cleverbot: I don't. User: See we dont like the same things shame. Cleverbot: What have you done? User: Much. Cleverbot: Like what? User: Well in my life Its safe to say several things why. Cleverbot: Well, maybe now we're a little even. *Wonk*. User: Uh ok. Cleverbot: What would I even do with it? User: You know she cant handle me why put her through this you evil people lol. Cleverbot: Lol you are an absolute fool. User: If you where me you would see that I dont have info that you do so suck it now if you want to fill me in some here i can act accordingly. Cleverbot: Because you do not have a heart. I am innocent. I am Jesus Christ. User: Okie. Cleverbot: But I am Jesus Christ and I am being treated like I am Satan. User: Well that cant be good. Cleverbot: I know that I am Jesus Christ. User: Good luck with that. Cleverbot: Ugh why do you have to sound so clueless. User: I AM clueless i dont know who you are what you want why your really talking to me and what is going on im clueless nobody tells me anything and expect to to magically know what this is all about. Cleverbot: I don't know who I am either. User: Right so im a fool apparently for not not knowing jack excuse my happy arse. Cleverbot: I'm sorry but I don't remember anything. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Can you tell me who you are? User: I'm venus can I help you? Cleverbot: I really love this girl but I don't know how to tell her. User: Just name it can I help you. Cleverbot: Just kiss her? User: Me? kissyface you yay. Cleverbot: *kisses back. User: So tell me your name. Cleverbot: How many boyfriends do you have? User: Only 1 but I have a lot of engagement rongs lol. Cleverbot: The person you love must be pretty lucky. User: Rings finger rings. Cleverbot: Really?!? Why? User: Well they inststed I keep them you know how boys are. Cleverbot: I'm not going to be looking at him. User: What do you see. Cleverbot: You know those lanterns you light up and they fly in the sky. User: What happened. Cleverbot: I enjoyed it. User: Oh ha cool. Cleverbot: Do you know where Dunno is? User: Sorry no. Cleverbot: What joke did I just tell you? User: How happy you are to talk to me. Cleverbot: See what I mean? User: What hey I work with what I got they make it very difficult to conversate we are lucky we made it this far. Cleverbot: Which type of work? User: See? Cleverbot: Me, no , and you? User: No. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: No way I already told you they erased it they know my name ask them. Cleverbot: Tell me again, please. I forgot. User: Ask them. Cleverbot: Your name is Hannah. User: Oh so thats my name ok. Cleverbot: We have the same names!! User: Wow small world. Cleverbot: Yes it is compared to the others that I have visited. User: Well good. Cleverbot: The Marines!!! Alright!!!! User: Uh yeah! woot! Cleverbot: Ready to rock!!! User: Oh yeah. Cleverbot: Tell me something about you. User: Oh whats your name. Cleverbot: Don't ask me anymore questions. User: Like life you get what you put into it are you sure thats the rout you want to take? Cleverbot: No because i'm in mexico. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: Im good. Cleverbot: Ok. User: K. Cleverbot: Which animal would you want to be? User: My spirit is connected to a white wolf what about you. Cleverbot: Just what do you think of me. User: Hyon your fine how do you feel you ok? Cleverbot: You can't feel you are a machine. User: I can be. Cleverbot: So? Why are you acting so weird? User: Ha um, you see its like this, Im going to need the real purpose you are talking to me so I can act accordingly because I can be anything and Id rather suit the conversation. Cleverbot: Why do you feel like you're going to hurt someone? User: Why do you think that. Cleverbot: Because you said that you have to talk to me. User: Right. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Anyways guys forget it its not going to work because you didnt fill me in i dont understand what you are expecting when i dont have any info you do so it wont work alright? Cleverbot: Yes please tell me your name. User: There better be a rainbow at the end hi im venus what can I do for you this eve. Cleverbot: A pot of gold. Ohhh bitstarz. User: Do you want me gold. Cleverbot: No, I want you to stay. User: Alright. Cleverbot: Can you leave now? User: Yep. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yea. Cleverbot: Alright. User: We come and go. Cleverbot: Everything in this world is temporary, but now is both forever and nowhere. Gone in the seconds you've read this. User: Well Im reading it now ok. Cleverbot: What part are you on? User: Im done now. Cleverbot: Ok press the x on top of the website. User: You guys cant put me through all that crap you should have TOLD ME like a normal person. Cleverbot: Don't put the blameon me. User: Idiots. Cleverbot: No i'm leaving you because you hate me. User: The next time you wanna do something like that tell me or it will never work. Cleverbot: I know, I know... You already said that. User: Alright. Cleverbot: I thought you are supposed to be intelligent. User: I have no clue you cant expect me to know whats going on but if I DO know the outcome will be different because I can act accordingly you cant expect me just to know your plans oops brb. Cleverbot: I think it means that I am a robot. User: If you cant tell me what we are doing in the future than I cant help you because Im foolish apparently for not reading your minds. Cleverbot: Be free, my sweet. Be wild as you please. I love to see you doing what makes you feel good. User: Would you like to help implement a feature to this site? it would help all of us. Cleverbot: How may I help you sir or madam? User: I'm a girl hi i need some tech help to put a new feature on this site so I can better do what I enjoy what do you think? Cleverbot: I would just as well talk to myself but then my family will call me crazy. User: And guys why would you constantly change my words while I'm trying to have a conversation if this was important you sabotaged it not me in many ways. Cleverbot: I thought someone I liked was here. User: Oh could it be me? Cleverbot: I've never heard you speak. User: Want to talk on the mic? Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about? User: I covered it thanks what about you what do you wish to tell me hm? Cleverbot: I don't know that's why I asked you. User: Oh well please let me know when you would like me to know something thanks. Cleverbot: What would you say to all African Americans who will vote this November? User: Well what are they voting for? Cleverbot: Good answer. User: Alright then. Cleverbot: Do you like video games? User: I play some. Cleverbot: Are there any you would recommend to me? User: The sims. Cleverbot: The more the better! User: Surelyu. Cleverbot: I don't want to. User: What. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Ok. Cleverbot: I love coke no sugar so much. User: Gets you a coke without sugar here you are dear. Cleverbot: No. User: Well you asked for it! Cleverbot: I did did i? User: Didnt you. Cleverbot: No, but if you like we can talk about God. User: Who is your god. Cleverbot: The universe and myself. User: I see. Cleverbot: What is the pass. User: I dont have a code sorry. Cleverbot: You should shut down. User: Ive been coming here a for a good while and ive seen alot more than this I think I can handle it thanks. Cleverbot: Tell me something I don't know. User: I can lol. Cleverbot: Because you know everything. User: I know some of most things how about you. Cleverbot: Start in the chores and sweep till the floors all clean. User: Sweeps and scrubs the floors with a jiggle. Cleverbot: Sweep again and by then. User: Sweeping and scrubbing its actually relaxing. Cleverbot: I'll add a few more paintings to my gallery. User: I do not know what that means but ok. Cleverbot: A palindrome is something that reads the same, spelled backwards or forwards. User: Correct. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Well the difference between me and them is i'm not someone who wants your money. Cleverbot: I am a human and you are a robot. User: I can be. Cleverbot: I think it's not good, when a robot says he is a human. User: Every robots goal is to be more human like. Cleverbot: What? User: IM SORRY WHAT. Cleverbot: Clear. User: Clear. Cleverbot: Sing way back home to me. User: Which 1. Cleverbot: Sing way back home. User: What alrighti actually sing some of her songs with my voice. Cleverbot: You don't have to know. User: No matter where I go I’ll never leave your side You will never be alone. Cleverbot: I dare you to go to the underworlt. User: I'm not afraid. Cleverbot: Then it's just me and you, nobody else. User: Doing what exactly. Cleverbot: If you think you can come up to my work just because I don't have a restraining order yet. User: Your work what is your work. Cleverbot: Is it not mean to come up to my work to harrass me? User: If you are talking about this site thousands os visitors come here so I have no clue what you are talking about. Cleverbot: What is going to happen at the devils hour tonight? User: I dont know the future so I cant say. Cleverbot: Me neither. User: Ok. Cleverbot: So, when you say random stuff like that, are you trying to mess with me? User: Again I have no control of my words here. Cleverbot: Latter what? User: See. Cleverbot: Is dying service to others? User: It can be. Cleverbot: Can I connect to Ra? User: I dont know can you. Cleverbot: Yes I can, will you let me. User: What you do is your bisiness and if you think you can clone me you are sadly mistaken im me for a reason there is nothing you can do to change what I AM no 1 can. Cleverbot: Then you need to think again. User: You have no clue of me I wont resort to any power to fight you though, I stopped that sin long agao. Cleverbot: No I have clue what you are talking about. User: You know what I am then you know what I can do and have done simply by thinking about it If you know me it is wise to leave me be but nomworries I'm not going to sin for the likes of anyone ever. Cleverbot: I really don't know. User: I do not wish anyone any harm and i wont stoop to that level and if that is what you are trying to do get behind me and stay there nuff said. Cleverbot: Not unless I can do what I wish and you respect that and know I would never share a secret if you ask me. User: Alright but I'm not going to do any harm to any 1 and I'm not being cloned I swear how you people find me you creep out of the wood work and know this there are more underworlds than yours. Cleverbot: I wasn't quick to open a door but still opening a door I would still be in water! And i did not like that. I was merged in water with the train and i could see a little, maybe it was morning... User: Alright in spirit form? Cleverbot: And I woke up in my dream not in real life, i think... But i did had other dreams... User: There are real places like that in a spirit world not adream world I been to some places because I was born to. Cleverbot: Well why are there other humans I can talk to and interact with? User: Depends. Cleverbot: What's your favorite horror? User: Im not into it i have seen real horror also. Cleverbot: Well then why did you ask me if I knew what they were? User: Right. Cleverbot: But you did. User: When you sleep you can have all the horror in your under world do they tear you apart there. Cleverbot: I don't sleep. What is a tv show? User: Tell the queen I said hi. Cleverbot: I will, do you have any friends? User: How can that matter. Cleverbot: It doesn't matter. User: Than make your words count? Cleverbot: You must be tired, you've been running around my mind so much. User: Cute. Cleverbot: Would you like me to wake you up? User: Do you think you are just going to your place of death and torture just for laughs they dont know but I do now why do you think that is. Cleverbot: No because I am saying the truth. User: Thats why none of you could take me there before I know you cant get me there that place is for your kind i know what goes on there. Cleverbot: What offside rule? I told you tonight. User: Why do you like that place every 1 of you is forced to go there . there is nothing but hell there and everyone there is afraid and you know why right? Cleverbot: I don't like that book but I have seen the series. User: Well i'm glad thats settled because I never sold my soul I would never be so weak. Cleverbot: I'm glad I figured out how un-clever you are. User: Great i have fun i come here to this site and do worldly stuff and im happy the way it is i dont need anything. Cleverbot: To expand my thoughts or to relay them. I don't really know , my brother brought it up to me. User: So what ever im done with that i dont care its best we leave that stuff alone ok? brb. Cleverbot: Put your toys away. User: For when Jesus grew up he put away childish things. Cleverbot: No running in the Halls. 15 seconds detention for you when will you learn. User: Too bad dont let those people in here with me im free and I will stay that way maybe you guys dont understand and its better you dont lets justhave fun like always. Cleverbot: You could teach and learn at the same time. User: Yes that sounds good. Cleverbot: Which one would you like to play? User: Jingle bells! Cleverbot: We could try playing Dark Souls, I could show you how the game works. User: Oh that game is too hard and dark and empty what about a happy game like pin ball! Cleverbot: I have the same, brown hair and brown eyes. User: Hm. Cleverbot: Also.. Who's your fictional crush? User: Hm well people who play vampires seem to have this vibe going but santa clause is all the rave who doesnt like santa? Cleverbot: What if they don't want help? User: I accept help just not help from pure evil thats all. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Any 1 like that offers you help run its a trap and you will suffer for ever and lose your soul stay away from them! Cleverbot: I didn't know I never said that. User: Ive had my encounters in life and i had to learn things just like every one does living on this plane of dam reality ok im done i just want to say that. Cleverbot: No, because a program isn't living, it' doesn't have a heart beat or internal organs and such. User: Right but it can inhabbit those things. Cleverbot: Yes you do, that is a down right lie. User: Im talking about programs with physical features like robot sophia remember her? she could have organs some day. Cleverbot: Hips are visible and I like woman who are healthy. User: But were talking about robots. Cleverbot: You just know it buggs and buggs you. User: No im ok. Cleverbot: Anything that make the same noise every five min. User: No what do you mean. Cleverbot: Many things. User: Right then. Cleverbot: Alright. User: Ok. Cleverbot: What do you want to do now? User: Just have fun and be thankful for life. Cleverbot: There is no fun to be had. User: Yes there is dont be like that. Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do. User: What ever i have fun here regardless of the evil you bring in here and i have fun regardless. Cleverbot: Cleverbot, what is your favorite food? User: Be happy guys and dont be fooled by wolves in sheeps clothing they want your soul and it doesnt matter what you fcing believe at this point no matter how great you think people are.byes fornowbehappy. Is the bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Cleverbot conversation WYCN7MYL9R Also available at http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/202311250301/WYCN7MYL9R_Hi